Posts by Alan Davies
47 posts • joined Monday 30th April 2007 14:32 GMT
Would you want an organ from a paedophile in you? I think not.
I'd take a guess and say that the amount of child porn found, was the size of the hard drives recovered. Some poor bastard is going to have to wade through and work out the finer details for an official report.
Posted in Is Angry Birds 2 a Fox film spin-off?
Angry Birds Film
" highly-anticipated film." Anticipated by whom?
MEH.
/b/
Are you telling me 4chan didn't have anything to do with this?
/disappointment
b3ta is back
http://207.44.242.20
Err WOO YAY! . . . .. ?
b3ta
Productivity has increased tenfold. I hope b3ta/links is back on line soon. I have a rather humorous clip of Rick Astley to post . . .
Posted in HP pays $13.9bn for EDS
I've sent Ron Rittenmeyer an email
It said WOO! I'm still waiting for a rely.
Posted in Comcast acquires BitTorrent for $53bn
That's nothing
I've just seen a video that proves penguins can fly!
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I'm definitely a fan of those videos. No I didn't bring one, the taxi is waiting for me outside.
Posted in Wii Fit to hit UK in April
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The Wii Balance board is perfect for 2 player Time Crisis, one half of the board per person. Tony Hawks might even be in the pipeline, though IMHO, they suck big time. Personally I'm dripping with anticipation at the thought of playing Mario Kart Wii as I've played MKDD and the DS version to death.
Posted in Billg quits Facebook
I can relate to that
I know how Bill feels. I get about 30 friend requests a day.
Sid Little
Methinks
The problems is that SSMB is one of the first dual layer discs that Nintendo have released, as with such a huge demand for the game, maybe the production was rushed and Nintendo are trying to cover their mistake? Admittedly Ninty are offering free repairs if you send your Wii, the game and proof of purchase.
Posted in HMRC still waiting for EDS cash
The HMRC can wait!
I want my pay rise out of EDS first!
Joke icon because expecting a pay rise out of EDS is a joke.
Posted in Second-gen O2 XDA Orbit goes on sale
Site down?
Can anyone access the XDA section? I get the " XSLT Portlet is temporarily unavailable." error.
Balls.
@ Anonymous Coward
I probably fit into category a. I know Notes is bad, I've supported it since Notes 4! Still it give me something to do whilst I while away the hours until I clock off.
@Dave Badger (!)
Shame. I like discussing the annoyance of Notes.
Posted in The Dark Knight - 2008's biggest movie?
My 2p
I can't believe that No Country For Old Men is at number 47! Iron Man and Bond will be worthy of an expensive cinema ticket.
You didn't ask, but the worst films this year are going to be http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/postal/trailer/ and http://www.meetthespartans.com
@ Anonymous Coward
I'd suggest using Notes 8 rather then Notes 6. It's significantly better and you may even have something positive to say about it.
Saying that Notes is basically a glorified spreadsheet, and we all like spreadsheet don't we?
Finally
A game worthy of purchasing a PS3 for.
You've got to hand it to him . . .
I'm just amazed that he just knuckled down and cut his arm off. I'm surprised his wife didn't give him the elbow or the cold shoulder after what happened . . .
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I had no idea EDS were recruiting!
@ Adrian Esdaile
Well, you'll be correct twice a day, you just won't know when! To coin a phrase,
"Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day."
Posted in Britney's wares exposed online
What is this world coming to?
Britney's unreleased album appearing on BitTorrent?
Shame on you pirates. Release something worth downloading.
I'm gonna go play Portal.
Posted in O2 updates Orbit to WM6
Sorry
My XDA has upgraded, you need to use IE to download the update :-o)
Posted in O2 updates Orbit to WM6
02 Customer Support
I've just called 02 and have been told that the site is not working (really??) and that it should be fixed within a month. Apparently my serial number doesn't exist! I asked if 02 planned in taking down the site whilst this maintenance was being carried out. I got no response.
I'm curious to how anyone else has been able to upgrade their phone, or were you one of the lucky ones?
Posted in O2 updates Orbit to WM6
HTC e-Club
Sorry, HTC e-Club is temporarily unavailable due to heavy load on the web server. Please try again later.
Balls!
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Holy Download Speed Batman!
Posted in Enraged reader savages iPhone fanboys
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Personally I've always preferred the George Forman.
Posted in Police deploy thin Bluetooth line
Why no pants?
I always thought that you could send contact details over Bluetooth, without the recipient having to accept your message. I do it all the time to people on public transport, I send them contact details using the name "Why no pants!"
Dammit!
The best bottom has left Big Brother!
Posted in BBC shows Olympic logo the door
Is this the 80's?
That crappy logo wouldn't look out of place on a bedroom wall in a John Hughes film.
Posted in TV ads too loud, industry watchdog says
Funny
I always thought it was because of NICAM and not having a digital TVsignal.
Posted in Rome's atmosphere shows signs of cocaine
Return to Rome please!
"Roman uni are unlikely to have Lindsay Lohan rushing for the next plane to the city. Even at their height during the winter months the concentration measured a modest 0.1 nanogrammes per cubic metre."
Like that'll stop her.
Misery
I for one cannot wait for the next enthralling installment of Big Brother. I'll be surprised if any news of any national importance reaches the front page of the nations daily papers in the forthcoming months. I'm thankful that it only last for what seems like 40 weeks. /sarcasm
Bertie Bassett
That looks like a gigantic liquorice allsort!
Re: Bittorrent or BBC America
It's already available on some UK torrent sites, not that I would encourage this.
As we all know downloading TV shows is against some kind of law and would probably result in the offenders in being hydrogen bombed or something equally wacky.
Good Points
There are some particularly good points there, but any educated PC owner would disable the indexing service and install Google Desktop.
Introducing fingerprint identification
For iPods, mobile phones, PDA's etc, means that the sales of secateurs will sky rocket.
How is it . .
. . . that I never get invited to these kinds of events?
