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Ben Bawden

Starling insight

"An incredible 142,375 people were convicted and sentenced in 2011 for not paying for a TV licence last year - almost all at the bottom end of the socio-economic scale"

Shocking revelation, that people who are socio-economically worse off are more likely to commit crime.

Not sure how that is a indictment of the TV Licence though.

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Optional

He knew!

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Re: I think not.

And which prediction are you referring to?

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FAIL

So Lewis's argument seems to be: "There's more ice than normal in one quite specific location, therefore manmade climate change isn't happening".

He might as well say "It's cold at 2am, therefore the globe isn't heating up."

Please stop with this childish drivel.

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Re: Hmmmm

Mrs Doubtfire, for example?

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What?

Is he really saying that poor people watch less television than middle class people? Really?

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2 sides

If the pub was called the Hobbit, had a couple of LOTR named drinks, I don't think this would be an issue.

But the pub is making money by using images from the films. I can see why the copyright holders are unhappy about that.

Having said that, issuing blunt legal threats seems counterproductive.

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During the hacking scandal, I have been very impressed with Tom Watson.

This is another + for him.

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I wonder if he also refused to wear cloths of mixed fabric? No? Fucking hypocrite.

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Mushroom

I agree

And as for Missile Command not having respect for all the people who died at Hiroshima.

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Mushroom

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room!

Only The Register could describe a nuclear weapon as "relatively clean"

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Yeah, that was entirely different.

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Mushroom

I for one welcome our Lego overlords.

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Weeell

I suppose they can still be guilty of incitement, even if no-one was actually incited.

As I said above, a custodial sentence was probably warranted, pour encourager les autres, but I would have thought it would be more productive to have a lower custodial element, and then some community service too.

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Proportionate?

A custodial sentence was probably warranted, but I can't help but wonder if it's a proportionate response, when they're getting harsher sentences than people who actually did do some rioting.

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Hypocricy

They wouldn't be slow in suing if I rebroadcast a BBC programme without paying them, especially if I was making money doing it.

Yet that's exactly what they do every time they use someone's image without so much as attribution, let alone payment.

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FAIL

Same old drivel

Wasn't it great before violent video games when no-one rioted.

I suppose it's easier to say "it's all the fault of video games" rather than examine the complex socio-economic reasons for this kind of thing.

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Does the Reg even know what evidence is?

"There is a huge amount of evidence, and it's incredibly convincing,"

Empirical studies are rare

Well which is it? This sounds exactly like the people complaining of "electrosmog" with zero evidence to back it up. Andrew Orlowski clearly has an axe to grind, but he really needs to be more balanced.

"Our current knowledge indicates that there are substantial health risks from the existing exposure" - evidence please!

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Title goes here

So how would one go about removing such an infection?

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Joke

Instead of the cost of a personalised numberplate

I just changed my name by deed poll to WJ58 JXE

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Due process

Such as the DVLA withdrawing the registration you mean?

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*some* Michael Bay films are OK

The Rock, for example.

But, you have to remove your brain first.

Some of them are utter drivel, like Pearl Harbor.

I don't hold out much hope for Transformers 3, but I'll probably go and watch it anyway.

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Censorship is bad, mmkay

I'm all for the BBFC classifying films as age appropriate, but they should not be banning films.

Give it an 18, then adults can decide for themselves whether they want to watch it.

I personally think it sounds revolting, and I have no interest in watching it.

But I would like to be able to watch it, should I wish to.

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Great app

I used it for ages before I discovered Endomondo, which I much prefer for its community features - being able to challenge your friends is great.

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Happy

"arid planes"

What are they? Ones that have run out of jetfuel?

Perhaps you meant arid plains.

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What are my chances

of getting bb.co.uk?

That would be nice.

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Funny definition of facts

Seeing as our debt is no worse (as a proportion of GDP) than it has been for 200 out of the last 250 years. If we're broke now, then we must have nearly always been broke.

http://www.johannhari.com/2011/03/29/the-biggest-lie-in-british-politics

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Here's an idea

If you don't want to get a speeding ticket, don't drive faster than the speed limit.

I got zapped by a camera a few years ago. I took it on the chin, and accepted that I shouldn't have been going faster than the limit. I didn't whine like a spoiled child that I was being victimised.

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Stop

So

Because speed cameras can't catch people tailgating, we should get rid of them?

That's like saying that shop security staff don't stop muggings, so we should get rid of them.

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Drivel

Cameras never earnt much more than they cost in running.

Are fines for shoplifters and muggers also merely "nice little earners"?

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FAIL

Since the 19th century?

I didn't know they were that advanced!

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Yeah

But they've still got to get out of bed as well !!!! They're doomed.

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Dead Vulture

Natural selection?

I mean, who the fuck goes jogging in 42° heat?

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FAIL

Oh dear

"Millions of children were also fed contaminated milk following Chernobyl: according to the IAEA the incidence of thyroid cancer among such children and young people rose to one case in 4,500"

Lewis, in your first article on this subject you claimed that the Chernobyl accident had basically no adverse effects on anyone other than those cleaning up the site. It was obviously wrong, so thanks for admitting it.

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Quick

Someone tell Lewis Page so he can spin it as a triumph for nuclear power.

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Stop

Am I the only one who finds it a bit distasteful

That Mr Page is capitalising on a tragedy such as this in order to bang his nuclear drum?

He should have waited a month, and then written it.

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FAIL

Hahahaha

"There is *NO* scientific agreement that smoking causes cancer - the closest they have got is that it *MAY* cause cancer"

That is the biggest load of shit I have ever read. Care to show me a peer-reviewed meta-analysis showing this?

Argue that you should be allowed to smoke if you choose, and I will support you. But not even tobacco companies are claiming that their product doesn't cause cancer any more.

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Good news

16 down, what, 34 to go?

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Dead Vulture

Sounds good to me

Another balanced article.

"It's important to make clear that there is no evidence to suggest that plain packaging would have any impact on smoking uptake by young people,"

Then there is also no evidence that it won't work. Might as well give it a go and see if it does work.

"it would be like Christmas for counterfeiters and the criminal gangs who smuggle cigarettes"

Yes, they have real problems duplicating the complicated patterns that are on existing packaging. I suppose it might make it slightly easier. How about a watermark or something?

"The sale of tobacco will move from responsible, legitimate retailers selling to law-abiding consumers, to irresponsible criminals who won't think twice about selling cigarettes to children."

What drivel. No-one is suggesting a ban on selling tobacco products. Law abiding comsumers will still be able to buy their product from responsible, legitimate retailers.

Anything that discourages people from starting to smoke must be a good thing, right?

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letters and/or digits

You clearly have more faith in the ability of the average driver than I do.

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Yeah

Fuck the pedestrians, they don't need to get anywhere, otherwise they'd be driving, right?

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Because

Some drivers complain about cyclists getting in their way and use the "I pay road tax" argument to imply that they have more rights.

As a car owning cyclist it drives me nuts that some drivers deploy such moronic arguments.

And in any case, apart from motorways and a few other main trunk roads, road maintenance is paid for out of local council tax and not general taxation, so cyclists pay the same amount towards that as drivers do.

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FAIL

So

By that logic, a lorry has more right to be on the road than a car, as the VED on that is more.

A more polluting car has more rights on the road than a small economical one (some very efficient cars pay £0 VED).

Someone earning £100,000 has more rights on the road than someone earning £25,000, as they pay more income tax.

A smoker has more rights on the road than a non-smoker.

What utter drivel.

Also note that the majority of cyclists also own a car.

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Almost

From The Untouchables

"They pull a knife, you pull a gun.

He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue.

*That's* the Chicago way!"

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FAIL

Another excellent public sector IT system

No matter what I enter - my town, street address, postcode - it tells me it cannot find a matching area.

Doesn't anyone know how to do testing in public sector IT?

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x

"Interesting to see if it takes battery life back to 1980s levels "

You mean it might increase it?

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WTF?

What the fuck?

That is all.

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Possessive apostrophe

Shouldn't that be pedants, not pedant's?

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Yes?

I said I was a pedant in my post, what's your point?

In my experience, pedant is a term used by someone who doesn't know something to describe someone who does.

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