272 posts • joined Thursday 15th January 2009 14:31 GMT
So many errors...
(thereby hovering in even more.) - "Hoovering" perhaps?
(if that sounds like to much hassle) - TOO much!
(told The Reg: "We heard from several people the are interested in using OpenStack, but don't have the sysadmins do build the KVM or networking) - WTF? Plus no closing quotes.
(and if you are developer working on an application) - "if you are A developer"?
(and to that they'd need the hardware) - to DO that they'd need the hardware
(Once your finished, your compute resources return to the pool ) - Once YOU'RE finished!
(Rackspace, Bryce's employer, was a instrumental in creating OpenStack) - a instrumental?
(How Citrix charges isn't clear and it still seems to relying on the Cloud.com start-up it bought last year) - it still seems to BE relying on the Cloud.com start-up...
(With the "deploy" portion of the development cycle) - Should be apostrophes, not quotes as you are stating a name, not quoting.
Did you even bother proofreading? Is level of illiteracy acceptable to the Reg?
Yanks just don't get humor at all.
<sarcasm> Why is the steering wheel on the wrong side of the car? Is the photo reversed? It will never sell in the states like that </sarcasm>
That isn't sarcasm.
Sarcasm would be "Oh that car is going to sell REALLY well in the US..."
What you said was satire, which you get points for, but misrepresenting it as sarcasm puts you right back to square one. Sorry!
Include a D-PORT ( and therefore capability to connect via D-PORT, DVI or HDMI) and up the resolution to something usable - like 1680x1050 (or higher) and you are onto a winner.
When you're sat in a datacentre with 6 putty sessions, 2 asdm windows, 2 checkpoint dashboards plus browsers etc - you'd kill for more screen space. Having something like this tucked in your laptop bag would be a winner, but USB only?
Your appalling spelling aside, you just gave me an idea of how to get both my parents' ADSL speeds up from <1Mb...
Tractor + aluminum wired telegraph pole = new copper lines.
Only Joking. I think.
"Oh... new generation of Intel graphics is out, I have to get a new CPU!"
And a new Motherboard, and new Memory, and new cooler.... Intel is far from upgrade friendly.
And you'll still end up with a system that you'll have to lower the detail settings, AA etc to the lowest setting to get a decent framerate.
"Oooooh the AMD 5870 is below £150!" Buy - 5 mins screwdriver work, and a driver download and you're done.
If *anything* it is CPUs that have got to the point now where it is largely pointless to upgrade.... Take a Mid-High end GFX card in 1 box with a Dual Core 2Ghz CPU and another with a 6 Core 4GHz monster and you'll see VERY little improvement.
Put in a better GFX card and the difference is HUGE.
Discrete GFX will be around for a good long while yet.
"Am I the only one that fails to see any news in this article? If you are going to mention fansites at least provide some links to back up your "journalism"!"
You Sir are either a humorless moron, or a clueless Yank.
It's called taking the piss. Now begone with your inane prattle.
Nokia and Apple settle THEIR case in a licensing deal this year.
there = place: "over there"
their = belong: "it is their car"
they're = they are: "They're playing golf"
It's not fucking hard.
DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS!!!
Milestone did not have MotoBlur, and was their flagship phone. They still screwed us over on updates. I don't believe that that Motoblur is an acceptable excuse anyway... HTC have sense for example and they don't have such issues.
I really do hope that Google DO give Moto a big kick in the nuts for dragging their feet, because some of the more rtecent Moto Hardware has been very interesting, however for the moment, until some proof of this is seen, I won't throw Moto a single penny more of my money - frankly, they are lying cheating weasels.
" The mere thought of this is amusing, but the authors sincerity makes this one for The Onion. This shit is not in any way true. Devastate cities? Get F*cking real dude."
WARNING! WARNING! CLUELESS YANK DETECTED!
It's called Satire, 'Dude'. He wasn't actually being sincere at all... see no one else in 50+ comments has taken it seriously.
We commentards welcome people of all nationalities to this very British site with very British humor (the clue is in the .co.uk domain name) but it's probably best to have some idea of what you're wobbling on about before spouting bollocks like this.
A thick skin is also useful!
The theory of relativity DOES NOT say that travelling FASTER than light is impossible.
It states that the energy required to accelerate TO the speed of light increases to infinity.
Or in layman's terms - It's impossible to travel AT the speed of light, but there's nothing to say you can't travel faster.
Of course how you actually get to be faster before travelling AT the speed of light is the tricky bit, and the reason why SciFi references making a JUMP to FTL - i.e. jumping over the light barrier.
"Hydrogen-based cars were sensible, but still have problems of their own."
Yes, Like the fact that Commercial Hydrogen production uses natural Gas (*GASP!* a fossil fuel!)
They don't use electrolysis to crack it out of water, as this is highly inefficient.
Even if they DID use electricity to crack H from O, where would this electricity come from? That's right, Fossil Fuel Power stations, and it would use a SHIT load more electricity that just charging a battery directly..
That is not to say that I don't agree with you. I think Electric-only cars at the moment are not much cop as all-purpose vehicles due to the low range and long charging times.
Hydro may well be the future if they can fix the inefficiency issues of electrolysis... You may end up seeing Wind Turbines and Solar Panels on the roofs of Petrol stations that are there for the purpose of generating Hydrogen from tap water, or something else entirely may pop up on the horizon.
Personally I think Serial Hybrids (Or E-REVs as the marketing droids refer to them as) like the Chevvy/Vauxhaul/Opel Volt/Ampera and the Fisker Karma are the way forward (For Now). But that's just me.
Ideally they should just fix public transport so that it is useful for more than just Londoners who don't know they're born.
Err Work phone and personal phone?
Many companies, Mine included demand that you go through your mobile bill and mark off any personal calls so that they can demand reimbursement.
This despite the fact that it maybe takes 30-60 minutes to go through a bill, costing them £10-£20 in wages to reclaim maybe £2-£3 of calls... Ho Hum.
Most people just keep their personal phone as well.
Just because YOU don't have a need for 2 phones, doesn't mean there isn't one.
If IT was easy
We'd be out of a job ;-)
"that's 11.6 per cent, which is more than the "approximately" 10 per cent it announced in its press release."
Erm, 11.6 is pretty bloody close to 10. Just how close would one have to get in order to satisfy _your_ definition of approximate?
Just use a proxy. All your internet traffic will then come from that IPv6 address which can be routed out over your ADSL link.
Alternatively, ditch your leased line altogether and run a 6to4 tunnel to your other site. With the money saved from your leased line, you can get fatter internet pipes.
Unfortunately the majority of what you are saying here is the typical FUD I hear every day regarding IPv6.
With the upmost of respect - you don't know what you're talking about.
".. but it is (IPv6 not IPv4) and that's why it's been around all those years with zero uptake."
Actually it is very heavily used in academia, military, research and development, and the scientific community. Just as the internet initially grew out as (mostly) a bunch of universities for them to share research - IPv6 is getting pushed from that direction too.
"-Every computer IP-trackable by doubleclick, google, etc? BAD. Effectively, an indelible supercookie."
How is this any different to what you have now? Home / SOHO networks generally all connect to the internet from a fixed / virtually fixed IP address. Larger corporate networks can use host id randomisation, which is actually built into the Windows IPv6 stack by default.
"-Internal IP addresses tied to your ISP, your LAN infrastructure therefore tied to your ISP. Bad idea."
Homes and Small businesses rarely have more than one subnet on the site - the only router on the whole network is the internet gateway, so on the very rare ocassion that they move ISP, you change the LAN IP on the router, and Stateless Autoconfiguration takes care of the rest. DHCP - Just change the scope. If you've used Static IP addresses instead of DHCP reservations, well that's just your own fault, and you obviously have the knowledge to set it again.
Large public sector / corporate networks wouldn't be using ISP provided IP addresses anyway - they would be using Provider Independent address ranges that can move with them as they move providers.
"-Nightmarish scheme for writing IP addresses... imagine giving phone support to a home user."
It will be tough at first I'll give you that - but what do you suggest - represent an IPv6 address in dotted decimal!? The new Hex format is vastly better than using decimal - less space taken up - easier conversion to binary form.
"-How the hell do you tell if your firewall is secure, with so complex a scheme? Dunno. Beyond me, and I'm just the IT guy."
Er - it's actually less complex because you take NAT out of the equation. Your entire internal network is represented as a single prefix, anything else is outside. Your firewall objects will be named anyway.
Not so long ago, when IP was winning the Layer3 wars - all the old Appletalk and IPX/SPX guys were bemoaning IP "Oh.. it's too complicated" "The old way was better" And at about that time people were getting paid 6-figure sums to go and carry out the migrations. IPv6 is going that way - and I'm seriously looking forward to it, because I'm one of those guys who is hopefully going to be getting paid obscene amounts of money to do IPv6 rollouts, because everyone else is too scared to look at it properly.
IPv6 is the monster in the cupboard - scary as hell. Until you open the cupboard and find that there's no monsters at all - it's just John Goodman is a big fluffy blue suit.
Sorry, but the fail is yours.
You only think NAT is a security measure because you've probably only ever experienced it on firewalls or SOHO routers. And this isn't even true NAT (Network Address Translation) it is actually PAT (Port Address Translation) or NAT Overload, depending on who you did your network studies with.
If you run NAT or PAT only on a router for example, and have no firewall or ACLs in place, then there is very little security added.
People (even some security 'professionals' I've worked with) operate under the false pretence that by having a device accessible by a different IP address than is configured on the device itself is somehow more secure. It isn't. FACT. It's the firewall rules that exist on the device that did the NATing that are protecting you.
I completely agree with you and feel your anguish...
"Well in a roundabout way it will, sponsorship is the key, if viewing figures drop, so does the teams income, the sad fact of the matter is the UK is but a drop in the ocean for viewing figures meaning Bernie could care less as long as he gets money."
...but it's COULDN'T care less, god damn it! ;-)
Me neither, but I do RECORD live TV so I can FF through the adverts. You need a License if you watch or record live TV. Full Stop, end of story.
If you genuinely don't watch or record ANY live TV, e.g. if you just have a TV for Playing console games. Then you just have to let the BBC know, and they leave you alone.
Personally, I'm happy to pay for the BBC - it works out to about £12 a month, for frankly, the best stuff on the telly. (excluding Dead-Enders) and NO Adverts!!
I pay nearly £50 for my Sky subscription a month AND I still have to watch the Fucking adverts (Well, I don't as like I said previously I just record and FF through them).
I'd happily pay £100/m to not have to watch adverts... maybe we'll get there... one day.
"did you ever here of anyone getting fined because they have 5 TVs on one licence? Just as much against the law."
Complete drivel - a License covers the address for as many devices as you like, but doesn't cover lodgers rooms, flats in the same building etc.
Business Licenses cover up to 15 devices. If you they more than 15 devices then you need an additional license for each additional 5 devices.
Also those bemoaning the plight of the OAPs... Those over 75 get it for free (Although I personally think this should be 65, the same as the bus pass), and those in a care home get it for £7.50
And by the way - it's HEAR not here.
Put two chips in your drive then... or two, or four, or 100
DDR Memory sticks tend to have 8 or 16 chips on them
Hard disks usually have several platters.
Crack open a 500GiB SSD and you'll find a damn sight more than one chip in there.
You buy parts from the dealer?
You made of money?
"The 3-finger salute is something you traditionally give to a WINDOWS(tm) box not a Linux box "
Actually it's a generic PC thing - 3 finger salute works during POST too you know - it wasn't invented by M$
Every Linux box I've used for the past 10 Years+ has had CTRL-ALT-DEL mapped to either "shutdown -h now" or "shutdown -r now"
Saves you having to logon see.
"and a block for all comments containing "could of"? Please."
Also a way to block people for the incorrect use of:
their / there / they're
too / to / two
its / it's
How about a grammar down-vote button? Get 100 of these and you have to suffer a "This poster is a moron" icon on all posts for 1 month!
I'm not talking about people who obviously don't have English as a first language - that's acceptable.
Oh, and people who say "I could care less" should just be shot on the spot.
El Reg, could you PLEASE stop automatically turning line breaks in comments into paragraph breaks?
It is highly annoying when you want to list a couple of things in a comment:
any this too
and each item has one line-break turned into two... I mean WHY!?
For example, Scarborough (01723) spans quite a few exchanges, including 3 or 4 in Scarborough itself, Filey and Hunmanby, plus several outlying ones.
You can still dial the 6 digits from anywhere within the 01723 area and get that number.
I thought he meant running the ADSL by connecting it to a DAC adapter like you can with a fax / 56k modem.
I can see how it may work with a BRI (but not ADSL2 surely?), but a PRI? For one thing it doesn't use the same wires as PSTN / ISDN2.
Velv: "You simply dial the last 6 (or 7 for some cities) digits."
Actually in several large cities, including London, Cardiff & Southampton, it's a 3 digit area code, with an 8 digit number.
I think N.I is now one big area code now too.. 027 or 028... I don't remember.
I wouldn't be surprised if the place that this story refers to simply moves to a 3Digit area code instead.
"My android phone keeps rather good time - it's synced to the GSM/3G time"
I'm guessing you're a 'merkin then. Android has a form of timesync in the shape of NITZ, which is what you are obviously using in the US. However in the UK, as in much of the world, we don't have NITZ.
Google developers don't seem to realise that NITZ is not available everywhere.
Same in Cardiff.
Cardiff Area code is 029, not 02920 as most blithering idiots think.
This causes people to think that you have to dial the full 11 digits, instead of just the local 8.