* Posts by Bod

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Why do Smart TV UIs suck?

Bod

Spend more

The higher priced Samsungs have dual core and quad core is coming (and available to some models as a plug in upgrade).

Got a dual core in mine and it's reasonable speed for what it is. Remote entry for text is still a pain, but that's not what Smart TV is for. It's select and click (or gestures on the fancy ones).

Quite happy with mine, and I'm surprised I'm getting regular updates. That the app updates only occur when you launch them is a little niggle but happy they have them (apart from Red Bull TV which still doesn't have a fix to the annoying audio stutter on their live TV feed). Also happy that there are newer apps coming along.

UI on the latest is relatively clean if annoyingly populated with "social" guff in parts.

The really rubbish bit however is the DLNA interface. It finds the servers okay but then it's a clunky interface of folders and cryptic names. Then again it's arguably the DLNA server at fault. Hence the likes of Plex to make them more informative, but then they've also gone and made an app for Smart TV anyway (not available on all Samsung models yet).

Nokia HERE today with decent mapping on Apple devices

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FAIL

Re: Amazon - don't pay corporation tax so - NO DEAL

They do pay their taxes, they just pay limited Corporation Tax *IN THE UK*

Remember also Corp Tax is only due on *profit*. £3.3bn but little to no profit on the UK based business equals no *Corp Tax* tax due. Sure they have profit in another country instead... there they PAY their Corp Tax equivalent. It's likely a lower Corp Tax rate, but then the UK has a high rate so of course they'll go to the cheaper country. The tax is still paid fairly and legally as per all EU laws.

As per EU law and the open single market of the EU they are entitled to set up shop anywhere in the EU and pay their taxes where they make a profit, which they do. They like any sensible business look to minimise their tax bill legally (quote from Lord Clyde, 1929: "No man in the country is under the smallest obligation, moral or other, so to arrange his legal relations to his business or property as to enable the Inland Revenue to put the largest possible shovel in his stores").

To have our capitalist system and open free competitive market in the EU they have to be allowed to do this. How else does one country compete for business against another?

And by the way... Amazon pays their VAT bill on all purchases consumers make in the UK. They pay PAYE and NI on their employees in the UK. Amongst numerous other taxes they do pay in the UK.

Oprah Winfrey too late to save Microsoft's Windows 8

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FAIL

Quotes from unammed sources

"has quoted one unnamed company "

*One* quote from an *unnamed* company. Strikes that one as utterly irrelevant then as a source.

Not denying that Win 8 may not be doing well, but that one is worthless information.

Author of '80s classic The Hobbit didn't know game was a hit

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Re: An inspiration

Wow. Used to mess about with GAC loads on the BBC. Wrote some truly rubbish games and even thought at 14 my game may have been cool enough for Level 9 so sent it to them. They did reply but just said thanks for the effort but they couldn't load the thing. Probably a good thing!

Did write a game with it for a school project though. No one actually played it but got top marks for the effort.

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Re: The Micro User

I recognise that cover. Very sure I had that one.

Frustration with the BBC version were the bugs. They really did make you attempt to kill thorin.

Israel declares war on Hamas via Twitter

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FAIL

Re: AC

"The Gaza Strip is not occupied by Israel so that just underlines the complete lack of knowledge in your post."

It's still considered occupied by the U.N. despite their withdrawl of physical presence in 2005. They are a besieged teritory, little better than a concentration camp.

And that's just Gaza. West Bank is still considered significantly occupied.

Let's not forget these are territories annexed by Israel, including East Jerusalem an act which itself is not recognised and is condemned by almost all of the international community and the U.N.

McAfee ‘not a suspect’: CNN report

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still guilty

Should be arrested anyway for infesting new PCs with bloated software that's arguably malware as it takes a lot of effort to get rid of the damn thing properly.

Warner recalls Xbox Lego Lord of the Rings 'demo' discs

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this is news why exactly?

Mismasters, misprints on labels, wrong discs, happens all the time. Worthy of a tweet or a forum post, hardly a newsworthy article, even from El Reg.

Apple, HTC kiss and make up

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Re: Android fragmentation is logarithmic

That's 350 Miiiiiiillion dollars, mwa! ha! ha! ha!

Apple engineers 'pay no attention to anyone's patents', court told

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Devs

Usually you're under pressure to "just get it done" no matter what.

Not that a dev is a lawyer or has the time to plough through patent databases before writing each line of code. I was never taught to look at patents in my entire career as a software developer. Though it's an obvious thing to consider as part of the project as a whole it was also originally the case that patents were just for crazy haired inventors building something physical and solid in their shed and needed to protect their idea.

Windows Phone 8 has a secret feature which may activate at any time

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Re: One small issue...

Orange app I think is tied to BT Openzone, but I refuse to install it on Android as the reviews are terrible. Again seems to mess up your existing network settings, has problems when dropping out of range and getting back onto 3G etc.

I just use their login pages if I really want to leak all my private data to an open public hotspot, though 9 times out of 10 I find public hotspots suck. Can log in but pages are slow to load or time out often.

3G is easier and in some cases quicker and finding a 3G signal is far easier than trying to find the one genuine BT Openzone hotspot in town as all the other BT ones are those stupid FON things.

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Devicescape

Hope their stuff has improved. Their Easy Wifi stuff on Nokia S60 used to brick my phone. Would mess with the network settings in such a way that it stopped working for no reason, phone would throw up system errors, and couldn't be reset or removed without a factory reset.

Also used to attempt to log onto all kinds of bogus hotspots that didn't work. They did have a facility to add in pay accounts to auto connect to pay hotspots like BT Openzone and similar. It never worked for me.

Microsoft shoots Windows Live Messenger, brings in Skype IM

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MyFace

"Today, Windows Live Messenger can connect to ..., MySpace "

Awesome! That's just what I need.

Beep! NASA here, a 400 tonne spacecraft is about to buzz your house

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@VirtualAstro

@VirtualAstro does a nice job of tweeting when ISS is due to head over the UK.

Mmm, what's that smell: Coffee or sweat? How to avoid a crap IT job

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Coffee is the first priority

Not just being offered coffee but the quality of it. If it's instant out of a tin or machine, walk ;)

Or at least ensure there's a decent coffee shop nearby or they do proper coffee in the restaurant (if they have one).

What gets me though are freelance "interviews" where you have a bucket load of experience with loads of clients and perhaps even armed with a little portfolio, and despite the easy fire if it turns out you're not up to the job and far cheaper recruitment, they still insist on running you through a mini exam as if you're a 16 year old school leaver! And then some are all questions testing your ability to remember a reference manual, not actually solve problems.

And if anyone asks, "where do you see yourself in 5 years time"... walk. More so if it's a contract job!!! (and yes, I've had one ask that for a contract!).

Ditto any that spend most of their time seeing how you fit their company image rather than actually doing the job.

Comet confesses: The receivers are among us even now

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Fire sale coming up?

So now you'll be able to get your HDMI cables for half price. All of £50! ;)

Where do ex-Comet staff end up though. Always thought Dixons ones ended up in Halfords or Kwik Fit (as useless with bikes and cars as they are with TVs).

Disney buys Lucasfilm, new Star Wars trilogy planned

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Disney & singing

My hope is that will mean we get Yub Nub back!

Microsoft has no plans for a second Windows 7 Service Pack

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Re: "Micro$oft"

Appl€, Micro$osft, $amsung... all not true these days. It's Lawyer$ and U$PTO.

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Re: LOL...

1000 updates - that's more what I see when I occasionally boot into any of my linux distros. I maybe use them once or twice a month, and there are literrally hundreds if not thousands and it's a few hundred MB of updates to download. Half of them are critical security updates to many of the bazillion unecessary software packs bundled with the distribution that you have no idea if you need or not.

Windows - about 15 on average, usually every second Tuesday of the month. If you ignore the more frequent one that just updates some definition files and doesn't need a reboot.

Apple banishes Java from Mac browsers

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Legal

Is it not perhaps just to try to avoid a lawsuit when Oracle moves their attention from Google?

Perhaps Apple thinks they can't take on Oracle by trying to sue them for stealing Java (as they would claim if they tried)

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UAC

UAC nag is no different to failing to issue 'sudo' for just about everything you want to install or update.

MYSTERIOUS GREEN GLOW seen on iPhone 5s

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Alien

Halloween

Strange green glow in a consumer item given out to hordes of fans a couple of months before Halloween... hmm, I can just hear the "Silver Shamrock" tune now.

Jaws restored Blu-ray disc set review

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Restoration

Hmm, I don't remember the terrible quality "before" frames on my DVD or even when I had it on VHS or the numerous times it's been on TV.

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Re: Phew!

"I'm very, very relieved they didn't pull a Lucas and replace the shark with a CGI monstrosity."

Or do a Spielberg and replace the shark with a nice friendly dolphin that won't scare the kiddies.

Ballmer aims chair at Apple after Windows package miss

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Re: Less stuff for idiots to f$%k up

Have to say when it comes to dealing with friends/family who've messed up their PCs, I welcome a restricted box for them where they can do no damage but are given enough to do what they want.

Linux is not the option for them, still easy to get into a mess or they want to install something and it's a nightmare of scripts and command lines (or got forbid recompiling the kernel!). Yeah they have app store kind of things now but they're generally rubbish and don't contain the apps they want, and the Freetard nature of some distributions prevents them easily installing a proprietary or commercial package without a million lines of instructions, installing dependent components that don't exist on their distribution.

Android on the desktop only really exists in tablet form and many want a proper and more beefy desktop for their purposes.

Apple stuff... too expensive for them.

If Microsoft offer the Apple approach at a fraction of the price, walled garden and all, then I'd be recommending them. Likewise for a phone I'd recommend a Windows Phone to someone who can't deal with a phone that let's them get into a right mess (Android). Myself I'd still buy Android to mess about with (wish Symbian still had a life though).

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Re: mug shots

He needs a black Polo Neck.

Is lightspeed really a limit?

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Boffin

Re: Light or Gravity?

"Therefore, does light move faster when closer to a bigger object, so if I want to appear to lose weight could I look thinner by slowing the light around me?"

Isn't it time slows down closer to a bigger mass, so wouldn't c be consider slower relatively to an observer further away? Thus you could go faster than that c "over there" because it's slower than your c? ;) Or something obsurdly Douglas Adamesque.

Beats me. Time for breakfast at Milliways I think.

BBC unveils UltraViolet DVDs, BDs

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Re: No such thing as UV DVD

"Why bother with the hassle of creating accounts and drm when I can easily rip the film onto my media centre pc or just download it from a less than reputable place if I'm feeling extra lazy. Then I've got a easy to use front-end to all my media without having to dig through a bunch of dvd/bluray boxes."

Because this is the step towards not shipping physical optical discs at all so you'll have nothing to rip, and the less reputable sources are being steadily killed off or at least there are more means to finding you and sending you a bill for using them.

I'm all for ripping my own content and storing on my NAS as I often do rather than download, but there will come a time when it's all download, and it's sooner rather than later. Even sadly at the cost of quality. We've seen it with music. Broadband speeds are on average high enough, even in rural zones, to download a movie at least overnight quicker than the speed of an Amazon delivery, and in many cases far quicker.

So by providing the option with the shiny disc you buy more will accept the innevitable.

That horrendous iPhone empurplement - you're holding it wrong

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Re: @SuccessCase "a perfectly acceptable trade-off to get such a good camera on a phone.."

"You're not supposed to do that; not with a phone, nor with a professional camera. You need to either shield the lens (the pro camera has gadgets for this, but your hand will do) or not have a light source in that position"

You can if you want the light source in the frame, perhaps even with a lens flare. There are millions of such photos - professional.

What is going on with the iPhone 5 is not lens flare, is sensor blooming. Flare would be okay and is sometimes artistic. Bright purple blooming is the sensor being over saturated and overloaded, resulting in a blooming effect on surrounding sensor cells. Common to all sensors but most cameras these days, even small ones, have some compensation for it, usually including coating on the lens that filters out unwanted light frequencies that can cause these effects on sensors. Some cheap cameras have a similar effect that the iPhone 5 shows but they are the £20 kind.

Frankly, "to be expected" is a lame excuse from Apple as they are supposed to be striving for perfection and this is not perfection. Like Maps I wouldn't have though Steve would accept this. He'd rather stick with the previous generation of camera until they get it right. In the case of Maps and the war on Google, he'd even go as far as remove Maps entirely than have a crap Maps or Google's Maps.

Target Silicon Valley: Why A View to a Kill actually made sense

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Re: Grace Jones

Admirable but scary woman, both on film and seemingly in real life. I think she put in a decent enough job for a Bond film though and made a nice difference from the usual Bond henchmen & women.

There were various things in here that were dragging Bond finally out of the 60s & 70s, and some cracking dramatic scenes and score (the fire at the city hall and susequent fire truck chase, well shot and complete with orchestral Duran Duran theme!).

Also features an early snowboarding sequence that has been argued to have kickstarted the whole sport.

Add in last appearence from Lois Maxwell and Patrick Macnee, and it's a nice if a little sentimental final flick for Moore.

Samsung claims Apple jury foreman LIED to get REVENGE

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Re: How did he end up being a candidate for the jury?

Usually if you're a CTO/CEO/Managing Director or whatever you like to call yourself, you generally can get a good excuse to get out of Jury service in the UK.

Few actually relish the opportunity to do it, unless they have a motive of their own.

Virgin Media's 'bye-bye to buffering' ad nuked by watchdog - AGAIN

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Re: As punishment

"Exactly right but you missed the part where for the first 2 days you've taken off work, the engineer doesn't even show up"

And where they turn up outside the stated time, several days in a row and then the old classic of turning up on the wrong day and blaming you for not being in!!!

I miss the old NTL days where we had nthellworld. There was a very good reason why it existed.

The company keeps adopting the name of those it buys (CabelTel->NTL->Virgin), but the service is the same old.

Much of the technical problems are still down to the antiquated hybrid fibre coax system used by cable companies that has had digital tv & broadband shoehorned into something designed for analogue cable. HFC at the neighbourhood end is like old thin Ethernet. Remember why that was crap? Well that's why there are so many problems usually down to a connection somewhere else in the neighbourhood (unterminated connections for one!).

'It is absolute b*ll*cks that contractors aren't committed'

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Re: Mercenary

Exactly, and while there are a lot of very dedicated permies there are also a lot who see their job status as a guarantee of employement and pay for a reasonable amount of time (the time it takes to go through a lengthy process to prove they are no good and kick them out, or the next round of redundancies - i.e. years, and then you have unfair dismissals, unions and the like to get in the way). The result is they can kick back and do a half arsed effort a lot of the time knowing their mortgage will be paid for a good few years yet.

The downside is they also have to deal with being treated like crap or be looking at a long process to find a better job.

The contractor is an easy hire and easy fire (though if they're good but treat them like crap they'll just be out the door next day anyway and pick up another contract somewhere better).

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Re: They really really meant it.

"It took me 3 months to get rid of a contactor that didn't even bother to show up for work."

Bad contract, that's the client's fault not the contractor (aside from they agreed to sign the crap contract). Not to mention it would fall foul of IR35 most likely. Bad for both parties.

Though to be fair agents are often responsible for these hideous contracts as they are covering their backs and trying to ensure there will be guaranteed fees rolling in for them for 3 months or whatever. Get rid of your agents, deal direct. It's a lot cheaper and you can use fair contracts for all!

If there's no MOO it's a good thing for all (something a recent BBC article failed to understand).

Happy birthday, Compact Disc

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Quality

CD was a step up in quality for most people (debatable I know with Vinyl audiophiles), but after all this time it's sad that higher def formats haven't taken off and quality has arguably degraded in favour of convenience. If it's good enough to allow people to make out the tune on very crappy & leaky MP3 player ear buds playing a compressed to hell MP3 (and if not a legit one, probably badly ripped or mangled along the way also), then that's fine for the vast majority. But then to be fair most people were happy to go with hissy cassette for a while over vinyl.

Bod

Re: Track information

CD-TEXT was an extension to the standard that provides this while being compatible with the standard red book and has been available for ages, but I think few CD players ever supported it and probably few CDs were pressed with it either. Supported by a lot of CD burning software.

New I-hate-my-neighbour stickers to protect Brits' packages

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Re: Why does everybody not just get stuff delivered to work?

I've worked in companies where they dislike people getting stuff delivered to work, and one which had intense security on their goods-in which made it near impossible to get something delivered without a serious amount of hassle. Others the package goes into the system at work and takes a week to get it into your hands or gets given to the wrong person.

Also a lot of orders these days come with no definite delivery day (even if you order next day, it can be unknown if they'll actually ship it out the door that day). Get it delivered to work but you're planning some days off, and no idea when the parcel will arrive. It could end up at work and you're at home those days, but you can't be sure.

If you're temporary staff, part time or freelance, etc. You may not be sure if you'll be in or out of the office.

Just give us an option when ordering things to pick 'deliver to depot' or a handy collection point. Postie/courier doesn't have to attempt a first delivery wasting time and money, we pick up the parcels at our leisure. Just staff a collection point out of office hours.

But currently they won't do this, they'll insist they have to attempt a delivery first, which wastes everyone's time.

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Re: How about

You actually have the parcel with you? I'd swear sometimes I've seen the card left and clearly no package even in the bag. It's already at the depot! ;)

Bod

And then we have ParcelForce's recent "not in" system

ParcelForce delivery and you're not in because you are of course working between 9 and 5.30...

Great idea, we'll deliver it to your nearest Post Office (not depot) which is of course only open... 9 to 5.30 ! (at least mine are).

Had several parcels recently this way and had to wait until Saturday to pick them up. Oh, and once delivered to a PO you can't get PF to redeliver.

I'm looking for an opt-out of that one. Leave a bloody card and I'll pick it up from the depot if I'm lucky enough to get there in time (think they close a bit later but not much). In the past I'd go for redlivery to another address, but they charge £5 for this now!! (and yeah, sometimes things can only be delivered to the cardholder's address).

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Re: What's New?

"They won't if it requires a signature ;)"

Hasn't stopped the postie ripping off the recorded section and popping letter/package through the letterbox or dumped on the doorstep before. As has happened to me (knowing full well it was sent recorded and can even see the evidence where it's been torn off).

Bod

Mine are elderly and various things up with them that make it difficult to answer the door anyway, but annoyingly they will make the effort and take in stupid size packages they can't cope with when couriers have done it in the past. I always feel guilty when they get my stuff. Though having been done over by distraction burglar scum they won't answer the door at all now.

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No car

Train commuter who's left the car in the drive?

Two car lecy driving liberal (bought with that £5k grant) who's left the longer range guzzler for the weekends on the drive?

Sure there are plenty more reasons to pick your house than a sticker, but I'd be putting it on the shortlist as I walk or drive past the houses during the day.

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"I'm not at home, feel free to break in" stickers.

As after all, if you were in all day you'd have no need for such a sticker in the first place.

Nominet mulls killing off the .co from .co.uk

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Ditching of .co.uk?

"But it's likely that down the line"

I don't see anywhere this has been suggested, and quite the reverse they've said the more regulated short form will just sit beside .co.uk to compliment it.

So basically a company that wants to keep .co.uk is free to do so and I dont see that changing. Those who want to pay more for the short version with the 'security' features of it can do if the really want. End user is probably not going to care either way as .co.uk is as wired in everyone's minds as .com

Euro watchdog to charge Microsoft on web browser choice boob

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Re: New anti trust case please

"use opensource alternatives to Microsoft products throughout the EU - therefore saving costs (and getting a more reliable service in the long run)"

A common held belief by many corporates and the public sector looking to reduce costs, and many of those who try end up with the same or higher costs. Especially if it's one of the many failed or hideously overspent government IT projects that attempted to migrate to "cheaper" open source platforms.

Reliability is highly implementation and support quality dependent. Just being MS software or not is not the key (and it's unfounded anyway), no matter what the subjective opinion on "Micro$oft". There are plenty of unreliable services implemented whatever the platform.

Still, if we're talking anti-trust, then perhaps the money should be spent kitting everyone with Apple products. After all they don't force their browser on you do they?... oh wait ;)

Toyota kills city 'e-car for everyone'

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2nd cars

The world's environment isn't going to be saved by rich folk buying EVs as second cars.

And as reported elsewhere recently, those are exactly the people buying such cars, and given taxpayer's money to do so.

Wealthy middle class liberals feel smug and happy that they're doing their bit for the environment (though I bet their carbon footprint is high in many other areas of their lives), but other than that, EVs are doing absolutely nothing else.

I'm not anti-eco, and would welcome EVs when it's going to work and be practical for everyone, but at present buying one doesn't do the job of boosting the take up of EVs and decreasing the use of poluting cars, but would simply do the job of emptying my bank account (though they are utterly impractical for where I live anyway).

The Jupiter Ace: 40 years on

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WHSmiths

Looked cool in WH Smiths next to the others but I could never work out how to make it flash and scroll rude words in Forth.

UK.gov squatting on £1bn IPv4 motherlode

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"Really? More than half a billion?"

Government IT contract to do the job, yeah, half a billion at least, more like 4 times that.

I say go ahead and let them remap it. I'm prepared to offer my services for a nice fee. Should keep a lot of people working on it for the next 5 years at gov IT time scales. By which time it will be abandonned and they'll be forced to go IPv6 and we can all move on to the next waste of money ludicrous gov IT project.

Report: Microsoft to cop it from Brussels in Browser Choice affair

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Monopolies

Brita have pretty much a monopoly on water filters. How come the EU isn't insisting they have to provide a water filter cartridge choice when you buy the filter jugs? i.e. they can't just supply their own filters but have to include alternate brands in the box, or vouchers for them.

Microsoft bod dreams up 'Star Trek holodeck' games console

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idea patents

"Aren't patents supposed to be limted to the implementation of ideas rather than ideas themselves?"

You'd think so, but then Apple doesn't nor do a lot of patent trolls.

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