Don't Cry for me Adobe(tina)
What a cry baby. Get out there and fight, but please, no sulking in the corner. My three year old has more balls than you.
"Would Apple let Lightroom for iPad ship? It's almost impossible to know."
Damn, you want a business promise from a company that you've screwed with, big time? Fix Mac Flash - Flash has sucked on the Mac OS X for at least 5 years now.
Grow up Adobe. We know you can play hard ball, but not when it's your ball(s).
Also, Apple's too smart to keep your creation off the iTunes store; Apple wants Adobe's good products as much as Adobe wants Apple's platform cash. (And you do know how to set your (monopolistic?) pricing, don't you?)