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* Posts by daz disley

14 posts • joined 19 Dec 2008

Best shot: Coffee - how do you brew?

daz disley

Re: Aeropress with milk

a cafetiere 1/3 full of hot milk given a bit of swift wrist-action makes for some excellent foamage.

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Nvidia drops veil on game-changing might of VGX

daz disley
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160ms is an age ...

160ms latency is under ideal conditions, right ? so ... once latency is below ~40ms (i.e. a single frame at 25fps) it'll be a lovely thing ... until then, I'm not so sure. lag is a pita, even when backed-up with a ship-load of grunt ...

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Mobile operators mourn death of embedded 4G

daz disley
Facepalm

chr*st, doesn't anyone ...

... proof-read el-reg articles anymore ? ffs ...

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Oz pedestrians fall to 'Death by iPod'

daz disley

death by deafness ?

"There is speculation she might not have heard the ambulance siren,"

and how loud was said siren exactly ?

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Apple as a religion: How the iPhone became divine

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Mac user values exist?

sure they exist ...

... the ones I find tend to be of the sort that make me want to ... scream ...

like just because its a mac means you've got professional results guaranteed in the box regardless of the complete noob status of the user

like just because the o/s its "easy to use" means the operator is somehow superior - regardless of the complete lack of experience and understanding of the discipline at-hand

like just becase there's garage-band the user is some audio-guru or somthing ... purlease

now I realise the potential for flames in reply to this, so let me justify this. Of course the above are dumb-assed points of view, and yes I also hear these from win & linux users ...

... but nowhere near as often as I do from the Jobsian brigade ...

... infact, I'd expect a knock on the door on a saturday morning - f*ck me its a fanboi with a iPad brochure : asking if I'd like to reconsider my views on the world and how much better life would be if I'd become part of the church of St Jobs. Just as with the real religious nutters, although its satisfying to destroy their arguments in seconds with even the flimsiest of logic ; they rarely have the power of reasoning to keep-up with the argument ... and inevitably choose flawed logic (and now flawed products) swallowed direct from the Cup(ertino) over any notion that they may, just possibly; be wrong ... or god forbid, spent a little too much money on their erm lifestyle computing choices ...

... so shoot me for being a cross-platform anti-zealot ...

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LPG lake on Titan evaporating in scorchio -180°C heatwave

daz disley
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the size of ...

glad to see a ... "the size of Wales here" - its a really *really* useful measurement - now even relevant on a solar-system-wide scale ...

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Dell customers count cost of battery back-up

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such a saving ...

Price £1,175,631.82

Total savings* £104.00

Total £1,175,527.82

an amazing £104 discount on a nearly £1.2M battery ... wow

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Steve Jobs unveils iPhone 4

daz disley
Jobs Horns

Environmental requirements

how Jobsian that apple *requires* the correct environment for its phone ...

"Environmental requirements

* Operating temperature: 32° to 95° F

(0° to 35° C)

* Nonoperating temperature: -4° to 113° F

(-20° to 45° C)

* Relative humidity: 5% to 95% noncondensing

* Maximum operating altitude: 10,000 feet (3000 m)

"

and isn't 35° C a tad on the cool side ? I mean, wouldn't the thing just cook in my pocket on a hot (for u.k.) day ?

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Epson models wearable PlayStation 3

daz disley
FAIL

extreme ...

... tedium ...

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Missing dot sends Sweden tumbling off internet

daz disley
FAIL

oops dot ess eee

"IIF is investigating to see if its internal procedures need to be improved"

errrrr, they took the whole country offline by mistake - what could possibly improve on that ????

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Germans satisfy latex desire with GM dandelions

daz disley
Coat

but surely ....

the rubber trees will bounce back ....

pass my coat will you ?

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German cops cuff Brit potato iPod scammer

daz disley
Pint

"...possibly armed..."

with what ?

a spud gun ?

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GM Volt to get regular software-style updates

daz disley
Joke

hahaha BOSE sound system

BOSE = Bring Other Sound Equipment

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Dogs and arson feature in top 10 data recovery disasters

daz disley
Flame

wtf ? smells of water ...

still smelling of burning electrics, plastic and water from the fire service....

they're using scented water for putting out fires these days then ?

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