182 posts • joined 16 Jan 2009
Re: Intelligent Space Supply Services from Spooky IntelAIgent Servers*
Phew, that was close. The first paragraph of an AMFM post made sense, deeply worrying for the state of my mental health. It didn't take much of the second for me to dismiss this as a mere statistical anomaly.
Normally in entertainment if you know with absolute certainly where the plot is going and what the ending will be be there's actually little entertainment in it. It is certain where Whisper is going though just how much circling they do before they gurgle out of sight isn't clear yet. Nevertheless I shall immensely enjoy the show, there hasn't been one so utterly predictable, deserving and amusing since Phorm.
Re: Pretty nasty
This will be interesting to watch as various legal systems will be involved. China will of course do absolutely sod all about the counterfit makers. The American legal system would, if FTDI were American, defend it to the ends of the earth. But FTDI is British and if there's one thing the Merkin legal system likes to do it's screw a foreign company. If I were Fred Dart I'd be closing down the US listed company, the UK legal & political systems won't offer it any help. The UK doesn't have a class action mechanism so the legal system here is unlikely to do anything for the consumers. FTDI might find themselves under the spotlight if they have breached the computer misuse act, if so there will be years of court procrastination that end with a slap on the wrist.
One thing is for sure, the only winners will be the
You are of course correct. But this is St Woz & St Jobs of whom you speak so I say again:
Thanks, that cheered me up immensely.
Re: Ooooh, new versions.
You forgot to mention that the battery is swappable.
None of the addons restore the shortcuts lost because they all reside in a new tab on the ribbon. The two examples in my post above do not work with ubit. Try it, I have.
I don't know how this myth ever gained traction. Almost none of the shortcuts I had ingrained into my fingers work post-2007.
It gained traction because Microsoft said it was so, it was both true and a whopping fib at the same time. The direct ones such as ctrl+p mostly did I think survive. What we lost wholesale was keyboard navigation of the menus. If I had a pound for every time I've typed alt+f, v or alt+f, u and immediately cursed Ballmer to hell and damnation I'd have a considerably smaller mortgage by now.
You served becks at this event? I'm cancelling my subscription forthwith.
I don't read IP theft for economic gain in this, just inserting back doors for NSA use. The sudden shut down of TrueCrypt springs to mind, perhaps some in the team began to have suspicions about the motives of their colleagues.
The unfortunate thing is that Snowden or not, this would eventually have leaked out,
Yup. Humans are unreliable, naive to think a secret as this big could be kept indefinitely even with careful compartmentalisation.
Re: Seems very complicated
....more complicated than Freeview, which works with the same aerial that's been on your house for decades.
ROTFL at that.
I recently implemented a whitelisting system for a client, the one in an orange wrapper. The customer was sufficiently clued in to understand the flip from blacklisting via antivirus & the like to whitelisting. It was quite easy to set up but eye wateringly expensive. Really quite unbelieveably wallet wilting and yet the orange box solution is at the cheaper end of the whitelisting scale.
It needs a few of the AV firms to start offering a whitelist alternative, priced at double the cost per seat of their blacklist product is would sell. The current whitelist products are orders of magnitude above the cost of AV.
Re: El Reg's income
I do click links sometimes for just that reason but I object to shoehorning links of tenuous relevance into the article body. There is a related stories section on the left, they don't need to be repeated in the last para.
The reg are doing a lot of this lately. it is just an excuse to drop some more links into the article, presumably there's some ad network referrer profit involved. Best thing we can do is make sure we don't click the links. If you are interested to read the link copy the visible web address into a new tab
What's the point in the last link to the home being so fast when the rest of the links in the chain cannot cope already once all the school kids get home?
Hmmm, I wonder if I can work out what squirting packets for Belkin's benefit has cost me in electricity & bill them. It'll be a microscopic fraction of a penny but once I add on administration fees it should be a useful contribution towards the replacement.
Sounds like a normal project to me.
Manager: Right, this is the kickoff meeting for our notspot project. Our target is all these sites by the end of 2013 which means we need to start installation at the end of the month.
Engineer: Not a chance, we've craploads of engineering to do before we can start planning sites. Once the sites are validated then we need permission, access rights and a hill of other paperwork. Only then can we start thinking about installation.
Manager: The project plan shows that we will deliver this many sites by the end of 2013.
Engineer: The project plan was drawn by a salesman therefore by definition it is bollocks. The information we have received from the customer is riddled with errors and inconsistencies. With the number of engineers assigned it'll take a year of back and forth to the customer just to get our starting info usable.
Manager: You'll just have to manage with the resources we've got in the time shown on the plan.
Engineer: Why have we got so few resources? The budget for this is huge.
Manager: I've no idea (thinks: oh yes I have - kerching). I'll ask for more at the next management meeting (in a fly's eye I will).
Engineer: There isn't even any time on the project plan to allow for planning application delays.
Manager: Good point. I'll instruct the planning team to start making our applications now.
Engineer: Look you moron, put down that yacht catalog and try to listen. There is no point getting permission until we validate what sites we need. We can't do that until we can select our sites in a sane fashion and we can't do that until our customers give us good quality data.
Manager: I will not have such negativity on my project. We'll change the project plan to show design, engineering, planning application, regulatory requirements and construction as parallel tasks then do the documentation at the end (thinks: Money will have run out but I'll quit before that happens & I'll be cruising in the new yacht this project will pay for).
Engineer: I give up.
Re: noun too
Not British English, just English. American English, Australian English etc are variations and are qualified as such.
Using the bullshit scheme that only HD manufacturers believe in $7k for 64000 GB is $0.109/GB
Using sensible numbers it is $0.117/GiB
Since anyone sane would use RAID5 at the very least the it goes up to $0.134/GiB minimum unformatted.
After formatting it'd be slightly more and usable space would be a little over 50TiB.
Couldn't agree more, messenger always worked from the remote locations with sod all bandwidth I frequently work from. If the bandwidth was there you could switch up to voice or video. Skype won't even sign in from such locations. Full fat or nothing.
Hope its better than the DC01
That both sucks and blows at the same time but not it the way you'd want of a vacuum cleaner.*
* To be fair it's fine so long as you empty it when half full, change the filter every time (washable thankfully) and change the HEPA filter twice a year. Got a soon-to-be-banned 2kW Miele now.
The killer app for these
will be when there is a framework that makes it easy for the likes of iFixit & Haynes to publish their guides for it. I can see a hell of a market as a golf range finder too.
"The company doesn’t currently produce models from ultrasound,....
.... but, we wonder, if the technology was used to produce 3D models from the scans of unborn babies would that be a cool advance on the printout on the mantelpiece or would it be just that little bit creepy?"
Very creepy indeed.
This sounded interesting but I remained sceptical until I could establish whether it was another damn Nest. Thankfully it didn't take many clicks to find this:
- OpenTRV should not require the Internet or smartphones to operate; it should be possible to do basic operations with a simple UI physically at the radiator or its associated control unit.
Excellent. Good luck Damon
KeePass keeps the data locally but the software is closed so as you say you're boned.
LastPass keeps your data in the house of cards called 'cloud'.
Firefox, bit of each I think but I confess I've not dug deeply.
Truecrypt as a project seems to be dead but Truecrypt the storage format and Truecrypt the software (7.1a) isn't, so far these have stood up to independent scrutiny. Since the volume format is open and documented there are other programs that can open a truecrypt volume. If Truecrypt the software became untrusted I can use something else to get my data back. If Truecrypt the storage format gets busted I can simply use 7.1a to migrate my data to a new container.
Duplicate post deleted. No idea how that happened.
"There are other password manglers out there and they all seem to me to lock your eggs up in thier basket. I suppose that is the nature of the beast."
Try a .txt file stored in a truecrypt volume. Sure it doesn't have all the conveniences of LastPass, KeePass or Firefox built in tools but nor does it have the failure modes. My eggs, my basket.
If ARMADILLO proves effective El Reg SPB could fund future ventures by licensing the technology to golfball manufacturers.
"Honestly, if you've any better advice at all for any of it, ping me and I'll make sure it gets in front of the right people at Synology."
A minor point in the grand scheme of things but these two seem bass acwards to me:
B. Update DSM to the latest version
C. Backup your data as soon as possible
Don't forget to pack your cluebat for that meeting.
Re: Michael C
You're thinking way too black hat, I doubt it's remotely that hard. Among the advertised features of the Phison PS2251-01 are:
- Support Program RAM (Firmware Upgradable)
- Supports VID, PID, serial number & vender information update
- Supports multiple partitions and hidden mode
You probably just need to ask for a copy of the datasheet & tools, how could they advertise these as features the customer can use if they don't provide the info & tools to do so?
Re: Is there anything like this for android?
Here's an idea - RTFA
I'm struggling to understand Exodus' motivation in this. The flaw they have identified seems like exactly the kind that to them is saleable product. Surely their customers would be foaming at the mouth to get hold of this and would pay handsomely for it? Why render that product valueless?
Perhaps Exodus already have other better attacks? In that scenario I'm still struggling with why Exodus are highlighting that I2P is vulnerable. Forget any 'good of the community' argument, it doesn't wash given their business model.
Could it be that Exodus do have a much better attack, one that is so good they are asking a kings ransom for it and their customers won't pay up? An attack so good that the customers see it as too good to be true? Exodus are therefore trying to improve the credibility of their expensive attack by publicly demonstrating their skill in attacking I2P?
Ah hell, I seem to have drifted into tinfoil hat territory.
Re: I have argued for many years @ cortland
You're a Taxi.
Re: I'm guessing the Ecuadorian embassy doesn't have vehicular access @Tom 13
HTF? On foot, they aren't all grand gated compounds. The embassy is on the first floor above a solicitors office. Go find it on Streetview, you can see their banner in a couple of the first floor windows. The door is the black one 2'6 wide around the side.
Re: Cost a government
"London to Ecuador surely goes via our border somewhere. Couldn't he be picked up there?"
IANAL but I believe diplomatic vehicles, cars and private planes for example, have the same protections at the embassies. Therefore if your embassy has vehicular access and you can arrange to drive straight into a diplomatically badged military transport then no you don't ever cross our border.
I'm guessing the Ecuadorian embassy doesn't have vehicular access so the plod are waiting for him to leave on foot.
Re: Big deal @Charles
Is that a JTRIG post?
Re: Idiot's Solution
When you grow up and get a driving license you'll find that not all parts of a journey are the same. No one system can be ideally suited to all. Having a composite drive system that can handle the cruise, hard accelerate, stop-start and all the other variations of motion with one or more subsystem seems damned handy to me.
If at first you don't succeed use a bigger hammer.
si non prius succederent uti malleum majorem
Guilty until proven....
"(not that I have any sympathy for the defendant in this case)"
Really? I've not seen any evidence of his guilt, only the accusations in the article. Until I or a jury does I reserve judgement. Meanwhile I'd like to know if his arrest was legal under international law. If it was and if there is enough legally obtained evidence for a judge to have issued a warrant then due process has taken place and his dad can shove his moaning and posturing where the sun don't shine.
I used to be just like you Mr Dabbs, it used to drive me potty the wasteful ways in which things are done and then done all over again each time a PHB tweaked the requirement spec for his own aggrandisement. Trying to care was giving me no end of headaches and blood pressure that at my age now would be a problem. Over the years I have developed a credo that helps keep me sane. The long version is:
I am paid as much to rub out as I am to write.
The short version is:
Is the voice recognition carried out on the device or at the mothership?
Thanks Reg! I've been searching for a wireless 7 day 4 period thermostat and had not found Heatmiser, looks like a PRT-WTS is exactly what I seek.
I would like to meet the plumber or electrician who installed the system in our new house and explain with the aid of a blunt instrument why it is not a good idea to put the only thermostat in the same room as a log burner. I could move it but that would mean redecorating two rooms and taking up one carpet and one wooden floor.
As for all the mothership connected controllers, nice but no thanks.
Re: sizeable fine?
Mars needs women.
3:2 screen ratio - hallelujah! Someone at last understands that business users don't watch DVDs all day so a 16:9 screen would be inappropriate. Bravo Microsoft.
Now, can we have that on a proper laptop please?
Re: They missed a trick...
As to how the religions would react, same way as ever - badly.
Re: Who uses Heathrow anyway?
And anyone who's tired of never seeing their baggage again after going through Schipol? I was there recently & saw a bag with two Zebra heads poking out the top and tagged 'Noah'.
See page 2 of the article, text under the first picture.
Sounds a lot like my first two player on a mates console. Simple castle each and a catapult to lob rocks at each other. As with yours all you had was force & elevation. I wish I could remember the name of the console or game. Pant wettingly funny for a couple of young uns each time we took out the others catapult the the wreckage was dragged away.
XOR on the BBC made a good brain challenge against mates, the satisfaction of being the first to figure out a section. Another vote for worms during my uni years plus Turrican and Speedball on another mates Amiga.
Top era for me was Doom, Quake, Descent & F1GP on the work lan in my first job. Quake got up to ten or so players at times, heady stuff back then.
Re: Laptop resolutions...
Nice res but 16:9 yet again.
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