* Posts by hitmouse

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Microsoft blasts PC makers: It's YOUR fault Windows 8 crash landed

hitmouse

Re: Microsoft's conceited arrogance...

" This time Microsoft are so arrogant that they make not the slightest concession to people used to their "old" way of doing things."

While I agree with this to an extent, there reality is that a) for most of the PC era, the market for new users has exceeded the market of current users, and that is where the design specs are targetted; 2) PC users have shown themselves willing to dive into foreign mobile interfaces on iOS and Android, plus on home media centres.

The biggest markets for the old style interface are mostly in huge corporations where special install images are generally made to lay down a custom version of Windows and approved programs.

Is this possibly the worst broadband in the world?

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You're doing pretty well compared to me in a quite comparable environment in France, where up to 2.5MB is promised by Orange and less than 0.7 delivered. My upload speed is often less than 0.1. Horrible latency means that video streaming of even crappy quality YouTube or Skype is not possible. We got fibre-optic to the exchange recently but that made zero to negative difference downstream.

However from my window I can see my neighbours who have no option but very expensive satellite.

Mostly posting due to the "worst in the world [except in other countries]" headline.

Panasonic pitches Ultra HD 4K x 2K monster tablet

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Sheet music

2 x A4 pages side by side, sitting on piano stand. Want, now.

Review: Dell XPS 12 Windows 8 tablet-cum-Ultrabook

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Acer Travelmate

I had an Acer Travelmate tablet/laptop in 2005 that wasn't so different. The C204TMi, which I bought in the UK and used for several years had a screen that slid forward over the keyboard to get into tablet mode.

It probably would have last a bit longer if Acer's sales & support weren't so rubbish.

Ever had to register to buy online - and been PELTED with SPAM?

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Security

One problem with these companies that collect registration information is that they are either the ones with the worst security OR they're liable to getting bought and your details transferred to more serious spammers.

I tried to get Specsavers to stop sending me physical mail (actually to someone I used to live with who was getting deluged with it) and returning the mail for two years made no difference. When I contacted their data people they actually had the hide to demand more personal details about me than they already had in order to verify who I was.

Yes, hundreds upon hundreds of websites CAN all be wrong

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Not just lyrics

There are so many music tracks on the net where a misattributed authorship has spread widely. Even where a YouTube poster seems to have been corrected hundreds of times, they don't fix the error e.g. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BydBT6pEqz4 which has repeated misinformation to over 2 million viewers.

You then see people writing (again and again) - oh I've always loved X's music, when there is no resemblance between X's music and the track posted.

Mind you, with the dominance of iTunes where the composer of music no longer matters, the error pages start to win out.

Musos blast US copyright bods: 'ARTISTS MAKE LOUSY SLAVES!'

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Re: Knees?

Sorry, Apple has patented them already. It was their most successful attempt at putting competitors out of joint.

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I make candles while living in a small shoebox box in t'middle of t'road

Spaniards Joyn together to hunt and kill the Skype monster

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Re: @hitmouse Paperwork

My French photo-ID driver's license for an address within a few hours drive of the store was not enough to back up my Chip-and-pin card in Spain.

Carrying around a passport for simple shopping everyday is a sure fire way to get it damaged or stolen.

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Re: @hitmouse Paperwork

San Sebastian, Seville, Salamanca, Cadiz, and some other city. Visiting Orange, movistar, CarPhone warehouse and another telco whose name I forget.

And that's how it worked. My memories are very fresh.

I tried to buy books and CDs from FNAC in Spain last year and they wouldn't allow my visa card without my passport.

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Re: Boot on the other foot

From my travels I would say that outside of the Anglosphere, Android devices vastly outnumber iPhones. They don't get drowned in Apple's reality distortion field so easily.

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Re: @hitmouse Paperwork

I was in Spain in September, and went through this in five cities from top to bottom of Spain trying to get just a SIM card for my vacation. I tried 3 or 4 different telcos and CarPhone Warehouse.

The queues start forming outside the telco doors at 10am, and then it's telenovella discussions between most of the staff and customers (up to 10 in a conversation). While they tried to be helpful, it was at least an hour of copying details from passports, filling out form after form, getting approval numbers and then being told it would take 2 days before activation!!! At about that point they'd discover they didn't have any SIMs in stock.

When the doors close for lunch, there is still usually the end of the queue waiting inside from the 10am arrivals. after that you have to wait till they reopen at 4 or 5.

hitmouse

I thought it was the necessity to stand in Spanish telco offices all morning filling out volumes of paperwork just to buy a SIM card that was robbing them of customers.

Australian Police say don't use Apple's iOS 6 Maps

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hurry the heck up their approval for the Google Maps iOS App?

Which will still not suffice unless you can specify it as the device default map handler.

Until you can click on a contact's address, or use an app with location-serviced to bring up _the map of your choice_ then the broken Apple cart-ography will still make a mess of everything. This is especially true in a vehicle where fumbling with copy and paste of addresses to a different app is especially problematic.

Australian Prime Minister: Mayan calendar 'true'

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Re: Was it?

Except they've mostly abandoned them to chase the ageing religious right. The yoof have all gone to the Greens.

"We'll only have gay marriage over my dead body ... and I'm taking everyone with me".

WD to crash down five terabyte desktop job, mutterings suggest

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i went on a two-week hike and road-trip and came back with 6GB of photos and video just from that.

I started losslessly digitizing my CD collection about 12 years ago, and doing archival scans of photos and documents. I really do have TB of accumulated data even before adding in video from recording friends' musical and theatrical performance events.

Microsoft Surface with Windows 8 Pro gets laptop-level price

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Re: Apples and Oranges

"The Surface Pro is a tablet, so of course it's going to be compared with an iPad."

I might have expected a more refined capability of distinguishing categories on here. What next, let's compare mainframe computers with pocket devices because they're both computers?

" that users are prepared to replace desktop PCs with tablets -"

Microsoft tablets are essentially touch-laptops. They're not desktop computers and they're not stripped down single-tasking items like an iPad.

" It's OK for short periods or very small amounts of data entry, but nothing more than that, and that's where the whole concept of a tablet-desktop-replacement falls down. Hard."

If you want to use a touch interface to do a lot of data entry in place of a desktop then that's as sensible as those folks who attempt to use Word tables as relational database tables.

On the other hand having a full powered laptop (which happens to have an additional touch interface) which allows me to do do MUCH more than an iPad, and work with data from USB and SD card sources without doing backward flips through iTunes - now that's something.

hitmouse

Apples and Oranges

Just because they're flat doesn't mean that an iPad and a Surface Pro are in the same device category.

This article hasn't done much but create confusion where there was none.

Exec responsible for Apple iOS map fiasco walks the plank

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Re: Confusius he say

Are you in Portmeirion? Sounds like the plot of The Prisoner.

hitmouse

Most likely his managers pushed for something he could never deliver, and so it was scapegoat time.

Meanwhile Tim Cook insists they are doing "everything", except the twin technically-feasible and customer-satisfying solutions of allowing alternate map-handlers or reversion to a previous version of iOS.

Amazon makes BEELLIONS from British customers, pays pennies in tax

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Re: jobs

It's swings and roundabouts - lots of high street bookstore jobs lost.

Microsoft dragging its feet on Linux Secure Boot fix

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It's the season

As easy as it is to ascribe this to malice or incompetence there are two good reasons why the company may be dragging its heels. 1) a major release has shipped so a lot of people denied holidays for a long time ate taking them now, and 2) it's US Thanksgiving so not much gets done at a lot of US companies. It's basically silly season from Thanksgiving till New Year. Don't count on max efficiency from a lot of companies who aren't in retail.

How spreadsheets (nearly) conquered and killed the financial industry

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Re: Excel is not even the best spreadsheet....

This all started before Excel was commonplace, using Lotus 1-2-3, Multiplan and their brethren.

However you can point the finger further back down the path at simple failure to grasp arithmetic basics. When an entire room full of highly paid credit analysts can't follow a simple interest expression because they don't know that multiplication/division operators take precedence over addition/subtraction, then you have a world of hurt waiting to be set down in spreadsheet cells.

#yes_i_saw_it_with_my_own_eyes

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I worked for seven years inside a trading room at the start of the spreadsheet era. There was a very definite divide between the traders and the glass house, with extremely poor communication between them. Growing into the role of being the "anything mathematical/technical/computational" within the room meant that I was exposed to a helluva lot of weird and wonderful spreadsheets.

It didn't take long to prove my worth by picking up substantial errors in both the dealers' spreadsheet tinkerings and the mainframe calculations delivered to terminals without any "show your working". However I did find that between interviewing the dealers and walking through their spreadsheets that I could either fix/improve them or translate them into more robust PC applications. That was an edge that no other bank in town had as they still struggled to bridge that cultural divide.

There were others who tried to surf this change more profitably, and perhaps less ethically. I was passed a spreadsheet "model" that had a rather pricey consultant was using for our bank. After a night of sifting through this monstrous spreadsheet spaghetti, I found that not only were there buried constants (mostly out of date interest rates or exchange figures), but that about 95% of the spreadsheet was simply garbage formulae that simply didn't have any impact on the output figures. Once I pared the spreadsheet down to the simple I/O relationships, and exposed all of the numerical constants, it was quickly obvious that it didn't say anything useful.

And then there were the options calculators ... scary stuff.

Survey: Win8 only HALF as popular as Win7 among IT bosses

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Plus ça change ...

Forrester just reprints the usual OS N is preferred to OS N+1 that has been issued since the year dot.

Then every scandal sheet can reprint it as though anyone is going to be shocked.

Phone users favour Wi-Fi for dataslurp

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Assuming you're in a part of the UK where there's any mobile signal, let alone mobile data, then I must say that if you're a traveller with a PAYG SIM, then the options are far better than in most of Europe. In the UK you can walk out of a phone store with an activated SIM and a month's virtually unlimited data for very little money. In other countries (France, Spain, ...), then you have a mound of paperwork to get through, then a wait for two days for activation, and then find that email is not included in internet access, or there's some other gotcha.

HP PC chief: Microsoft's Surface is 'KLUDGEY'. There, I said it

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It can't be awesome until an HP-branded machine full of crapware is on the shelves.

Hold it! Don't back up to a cloud until you've eyed up these figures

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Consider Australia where all plans have quite low upload/download caps compared to the rest of the world. It would be cheaper to fly overseas and upload a 1TB drive than to pay for it at home.

SUN to GO OUT COMPLETELY: Here's how to watch online

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Re: Pay

"The Doors' "The End", I meant. I know someone's going to pick up on that..."

Usually it's a sign of the apostrocalypse

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I can only close my eyes and imagine what the absence of sunlight will look like.

Apple granted patent for ebook page-turning

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Isn't realistic page turning part of the Silverlight sample code from years ago?

Apple is granted a patent on the rectangle. No, really

hitmouse

Re: It's called a DESIGN patent for a reason...

Sorry you can't play any cards. Apple is holding all of them.

Mozilla gets away with $1.5m tax bill in Googlebucks settlement

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They should be thanking Microsoft for minimising their tax bill by forgetting to keep the browser selection page in operation.

Debenhams cafes ban outré terms like 'espresso' and 'cappuccino'

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Yeah, and I hate to have a baker or pastry-chef to be making my bread or cakes.

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Re: Nothing new here

No, because (as I and others wrote above), the coffee itself is not frothed, it's simply capped with milk froth.

See also "cake and icing".

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Re: Debenhams the retail equivalent of the daily Mail

Basically the further you get from Seattle, the worse the Starbucks coffee will be. The barista competition in Seattle is so high that you are not likely to get bad coffee anywhere.

In the UK there seems to be very little training. Once the storefront and branding has been paid for, then there's no money left for niceties like training or machine cleaning. However the presence of Starbucks in the UK has given every mildly entrepreneurial bakery a chance to sell espresso-based coffee at ridiculous rates, no matter that they treat the machine as no more than a fancy kettle. I've encountered a few that basically microwave instant or filter coffee with milk and charge espresso rates.

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The usual British rendering is panini's.

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Frothy coffee? What is that exactly? Cappuccinos have frothy milk on top of coffee.

I hope they get rid of those confusing croissants too.

'We invented Windows 8 Tiles in the 1990s', says firm suing Microsoft

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Re: Tiled? Updating? Selectable?

Going back in time there's Windows Active desktop, and Windows 1.0 itself which wasn't much more than gigantic icons/tiles. And also DesqView task-switching environment.

Nobody knows what to call Microsoft's ex-Metro UI

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Utero, as it's been released prematurely.

EC tells Euro rebels: Hike up your ebook tax to 15%, or else

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Re: Once again the EU fail to understand the meaning of competition

But if Luxembourg decides that its sole product is low taxes then that is to the detriment of all the other EU countries where tax revenues disappear and are no longer available to provide services across the board.

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The eLephant in the room

Because it's Luxembourg's low taxes on e-Books that are the biggest issue with Luxembourg's tax regime in Europe.

In any case how does this handle the iTunes store, because there's not much price consistency on its wares across Europe?

EC: Microsoft didn't honour browser-choice commitment

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Re: Seriously?

More pointedly millions of people don't know what a browser is. They don't know the difference between software and hardware, let alone subtleties about what comprises an operating system, an application, a browser.

Anyone reading or commenting in here is so far along the asymptote to the right of the bell curve, they may not even aware there is such a curve back there.

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Re: Damn right

"do MS not install their own operating system"

Employees get it preinstalled.

The ever-present problem with Microsoft (and Google, Apple, et al) is that staff transfer quickly and there is no handover of responsibilities. Add to that "non-USA blindness" and Ballmer's incapacity to learn from this pattern, and it will keep on happening.

Nevertheless I'm surprised that it took the EU 18 months to notice that it wasn't working. Unless of course this was policed by French bureaucrats, in which case this would be a speed record.

hitmouse

The EU can file this with the Media Player fiasco. Hundreds of millions of dollars spent on providing Windows SKUs without media support, and you can count the buyers on the fingers of one hand. Even the EU itself wouldn't buy it.

BBC Watchdog crew sink teeth into dodgy PC repair shops

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I've lost count of how many friends' computers I've encountered that have been installed with pirated versions of Windows and/or Office from these joints and they've been charged full retail on them. My friends wonder why they can't upgrade or get patches. I explain exactly why and they refuse to confront the places because the guy there is a mate of their dad's or something like that. Great mates!

Microsoft gouges Australia lightly on Surface

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Better than Apple's iTunes gouging who charge as if shipping your digital download files from Cupertino on diamond discs packed with saffron.

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