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8 posts • joined 15 Dec 2008

Brain-jacking fungus turns living victims into 'zombies'

Big Duke Six

Self Defence

Handy to know if we ever get attacked by an extra-terrestrial insect race. We could give Chuck Norris the day off.

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Vulture Central plans Brit-Yank dictionary

Big Duke Six

...and if you're struggling with demotic anglo-saxon...

www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus.html

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Russians demand flying cars and telepathy

Big Duke Six

Sights set too high

I'd settle for an operating system that works. All the time.

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Catholic social club ousts coven of witches

Big Duke Six
Alien

Playmobil

There hasn't been a story more suited to plastic figurine based re-enactment for ages!

Your public awaits...

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Kanye West doesn't have a f***ing Twitter, OK?

Big Duke Six
Coat

Damn my job!

Been away from my PC - now I've missed all the gay fish action.

The one with the box of fish sticks in the pocket, thanks.

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Pig plague and Twitter: The terrifying truth

Big Duke Six
Alien

@scott

Buy a boat load of face masks and sell them on at a huge mark-up. They're doing it in airports already. If you want to be really heartless, buy builders' dust masks, they're cheaper but about as much use as a towel. It seems that some people have now reached that level of hysteria where they'll buy just about anything as long as it's labelled 'swine flu prevention'.

Think 'organic food', 'low carbon footprint goods', 'fair trade'...

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Interstellar Bebo spamgasm targeted at 'water world'

Big Duke Six
Pirate

Invasion? No problem...

Chuck Norris would have the lot of 'em - tentacles, magma-breath, 2G-defying muscles, you name it.

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Attack of the quarter-ton, 'fridge-sized' killer jellyfish

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Coat

I think we're missing the point here...

So what are these things? Scyphozoan, hydrozoan, both? We need to know how to addrees them once they become our overlords.

The one with the blancmange in the pockets, ta.

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