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* Posts by jack

2 posts • joined 14 Dec 2008

BOFH: The Christmas party

jack
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ahhhh...paintball

"Paintball," the PFY continues, handing what feels like a holster and some night vision goggles to me in the dark...

if this were my workplace that would read "incendiary rounds" vs. paintball and by 'what feels like a holster'

would be replaced by the phrase 'plenty of extra clips'....the great unwashed should have seen it coming...

i'll get the extra clips from here.........suckers

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BOFH: Blackmail and fine wine

jack
Coat

@nat C

dually noted about the crap-ness of vista...there should be an upgrade available where it has a laser guided site that hones in on on account...i mean beancounters when thrown out of a 4th story window end on...that would make for one hell of a vista (i.e. vista is spanish for 'view' remember)

mines the one reaching for the 27 cent underpaid check in the pocket

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