100 posts • joined 12 Dec 2008
Re: "...it's dangerous to the police responding to the people inside the house,"
When you have a large number of people, however well trained, running around with guns it's dangerous to everyone in the vicinity.
Just the thing to go with my Cray 1
Though I might need more than one.
Well, my masturbation experiences have always been realistic.
I use a real hand.
And when it happens
I expect el Reg's headline to be "LADEE bits FOUND ON MOON".
I think you've got the wrong room. This is unnecessarily vituperate and essentially irrelevant comments about Apple because the article mentioned in passing a product they once produced.
"birds are dinosaurs"
Especially the cassowaries.
Re: Inept analogies abound - an entire ecosystem of them
Consider my upvote multiplied by an order of magnitude. Here in Australia there is currently much angst about "boat people". Froth-mouthed demagogues whip up hysteria about the country been swamped by "economic refugees". All in response to a few thousand people per year. Now imagine what would happen if a significant proportion of , say, the North African population decided to tried to move northward in order to "adapt" to higher temperatures. Frankly, I'm happy to pay 5% of my income not to live in that world.
Re: We're DOOMED.
No, but I remember The Talons of Weng-Chiang. I wonder if Sydney has any Victorian era sewers left.
would think " interactive sexbot warriors which will destroy mankind while mankind really enjoys it".
And not "hard"
in a good way.
have you ever tried to masturbate to "The C Programming Language, 2nd Ed". It's hard work , I tell you.
finds porn extremely useful.
Re: Sheer brilliance
It had to happen. The SPB have progressed to constructing a Tardis out of tinfoil and discarded toilet paper tubes.
Re: Not Just Workstations, Not Just Dummies... Sometimes, it's Back-corner Cruft
Bad but I've heard worse.
Oh wait, the point of the story isn't that they were using McAfee.
Re: Size Matters or Size Doesn't matter
Just proves that 7" is the perfect size if I do say so myself.
I want to know
the correct baud rate. I heard it was important to set it correctly.
what happens when they change it to 0118 999 88199 9119 725
Mention of anal probes
inevitably leads to Cartman's rectum and we don't want to go there.
Mind control on my PC
Excellent - I won't need to download my porn and it will all be extra-kinky.
Symbian won't provide you with any sexual gratification - that's what iOS is for.
I look like Ron Jeremy
and I got kidnapped by a gang who wanted to make me the new president of Libya.
I'll tell you about my time with Imogen Smythe-Fortescue.
Place LOHAN on top of the pole using this tube
Is this a "simple solution" or your personal fantasy?
I'd blame the Norks
but it's pretty difficult to to do any serious hacking over a network consisting of empty soup cans and old pieces of string.
"I want to get off"
I think that's what's she's counting on.
I think you missed the "North Korean" connection
Cutting edge humour
keep it coming!
It's Kamba the White Lion you're thinking off.
Though hopefully not at the same time
Brazilians on the other hand. . .
It was probably a Ron Jeremy clip
Anyone exposing RJ's naked body to the world deserves serious porridge.
Yes but ...
"There’s no limit of sponsors per bone". This way you get to share your bone.
Does that mean I can stand on top of them
like Captain Jack?
but do you really want to admit to getting on a bi.
You mean I'll have to make do with Keira. Heartbroken!
its always hackers.
That's me dated then
I can remember when 'glamour' was a code word for 'naked boobies'.
You mean no sex?
"Apparently, some people didn't like it."
Yeah, should have been called Stratos.
- a Star Trek fan
Now things really will get nasty
Do not anger the teddy bears. Just don't.
I'll pass on that thanks.
but the Doors are fine
assuming the aliens have the technology to reanimate Jim.
Data? What's wrong with the traditional items.
Two cans of beer.
Next thing you'll be blaming Hillary for the stains on that dress.
British Union of Pornographic Actresses?
You're confusing the colonials.
Nah, it wasn't "the Lady of the Lies"
It was a black man.
On a horse.
I've been looking for undercover parking for my Eagle for bloody years.
On second thought
he's probably rejected the scenario as too understated.
Is a Lampard replay
some form of man in the middle attack? Looks like I'll never know since the article text appears to have been inadvertently run though an Enigma machine.
- Leaked screenshots show next Windows kernel to be a perfect 10
- Amazon warming up 'cheapo web video' cannon to SINK Netflix
- Something for the Weekend, Sir? I need a password to BRAKE? What? No! STOP! Aaaargh!
- Episode 13 BOFH: WHERE did this 'fax-enabled' printer UPGRADE come from?
- Vulture at the Wheel Ford's B-Max: Fiesta-based runaround that goes THUNK