Re: Inept analogies abound - an entire ecosystem of them

Consider my upvote multiplied by an order of magnitude. Here in Australia there is currently much angst about "boat people". Froth-mouthed demagogues whip up hysteria about the country been swamped by "economic refugees". All in response to a few thousand people per year. Now imagine what would happen if a significant proportion of , say, the North African population decided to tried to move northward in order to "adapt" to higher temperatures. Frankly, I'm happy to pay 5% of my income not to live in that world.

Re: We're DOOMED.

No, but I remember The Talons of Weng-Chiang. I wonder if Sydney has any Victorian era sewers left.

Whereas I

would think " interactive sexbot warriors which will destroy mankind while mankind really enjoys it".

And not "hard"

in a good way.

I mean,

have you ever tried to masturbate to "The C Programming Language, 2nd Ed". It's hard work , I tell you.

Mr Grumblefish

finds porn extremely useful.

Re: Sheer brilliance

It had to happen. The SPB have progressed to constructing a Tardis out of tinfoil and discarded toilet paper tubes.

Re: Not Just Workstations, Not Just Dummies... Sometimes, it's Back-corner Cruft

Bad but I've heard worse.

Oh wait, the point of the story isn't that they were using McAfee.

Re: Size Matters or Size Doesn't matter

Just proves that 7" is the perfect size if I do say so myself.

I want to know

the correct baud rate. I heard it was important to set it correctly.

Yes, but

what happens when they change it to 0118 999 88199 9119 725

3.

Mention of anal probes

inevitably leads to Cartman's rectum and we don't want to go there.

One day

I'll tell you about my time with Imogen Smythe-Fortescue.

Place LOHAN on top of the pole using this tube

Is this a "simple solution" or your personal fantasy?

"I want to get off"

I think that's what's she's counting on.

I think you missed the "North Korean" connection

n/t

Cutting edge humour

keep it coming!

Not Samba

It's Kamba the White Lion you're thinking off.

Though hopefully not at the same time

Brazilians on the other hand. . .

Yes but ...

"There’s no limit of sponsors per bone". This way you get to share your bone.

Does that mean I can stand on top of them

like Captain Jack?

Yes,

but do you really want to admit to getting on a bi.

Wot

You mean I'll have to make do with Keira. Heartbroken!

Yea,

its always hackers.

That's me dated then

I can remember when 'glamour' was a code word for 'naked boobies'.

Monastic?

You mean no sex?

Polygonal Porn

I'll pass on that thanks.

BUPA

British Union of Pornographic Actresses?

You're confusing the colonials.

Nah, it wasn't "the Lady of the Lies"

It was a black man.

On a horse.

Good idea

I've been looking for undercover parking for my Eagle for bloody years.

On second thought

he's probably rejected the scenario as too understated.

Michael Bay can do that for you

Oh God, he's working on it as we speak. Armageddon 2 anyone?

Only if someone mentions fluffy bunnies

Type your post here -- plain text only, no HTML, no nothing.

But sometimes 'nothing' is 'The Right Thing'.

I Don't Know

The one thing I learned from watching 'The Matrix' was that it's always the good-looker in the red dress.

I see a slight problem with that

Won't somebody think of the lesbians.