* Posts by Eddy Ito

4662 publicly visible posts • joined 27 Apr 2007

California kids win right to delete digital past

Eddy Ito

Re: @Eddy Ito

Lamont, in business there are these things called liability and risk. I don't have to read anything into the photo but it would only be prudent for me to avoid an unnecessary risk. Given two nearly identical candidates with the only difference being photos of each candidate, one jogging on the beach and the other downing a bottle of rum with a spliff in hand. Even if the jogger didn't do quite as well in the interview, the pic could easily be the deciding factor. Hell, given current health care costs employers are quietly screening out smokers and the obese what makes you think they aren't screening out other people. Besides, in a competitive market, it's a little foolish to think that you and your snaps aren't competing with the healthy jogger on the beach.

Eddy Ito

Re: Why should an individual's private life influence whether or not an employer should hire them?

"I'm going to murder everyone in the office and steal all their stuff, then burn the building down. Just because I broke the law."

No, just because it certainly looks like you do enjoy your drug of choice while disregarding the rules and you might light up or down a fifth of JD on your lunch break then go back to work on a milling machine or fork lift and wind up maiming or killing yourself or a coworker. I know, you'd never do that on your lunch break only on your time after work and it doesn't count if you show up still pissed from last nights binge the next day. Besides three finger Charlie won't mind, will he?

Come to think of it when I was in high school working one summer as a delivery driver there were several people who got fired over speeding tickets. Good thing they did or I might never have had a job that year.

Eddy Ito

Re: Pointless

Of course you need to know who's watching you. The part of the problem that has gone unsaid is that people don't know when they are in public. Here's a hint, the internet is public regardless of [insert social site here]'s Privacy Policy. If a simple hack can let someone post to the Zuckster's wall, it pretty much means there is no privacy regardless of a person's misguided expectations. If you're really worried about your dope buddy posting pics of you toking on up then maybe he isn't really your buddy and you should keep your stash zip-locked in the toilet tank when he comes over.

Yes, you can be fired for 'liking' the wrong thing, regardless of what some folks say, just as you can be fired because your employer doesn't like the phone you use, unless you have a government job of course. Then again, you can always quit or boycott a company because you don't like the phone the boss uses but it is helpful to line up another job or supplier first.

Oh, there's nothing wannabe about the theocracy. All that really matters to many folks is whether you pray donate to the blue alter or the red one even though it's actually just one alter to authoritarianism painted different colors on opposite sides. Members of each will try to cajole you into joining their side and the more evangelical ones will shout, berate and attempt to guilt you into converting lest the evil side wins. Companies only try to buy influence with the candidate priests of the altars but you're free to boycott both the companies and the priests.

US House Republicans: 'End net neutrality or no debt ceiling deal' – report

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Re: End the Drug War or No More Debt

I don't know that you can pin the entire drug war on the red shirts. The tipping point was when Len Bias died from a cocaine overdose and that caused the blue shirts to become drug warriors en masse.

To me it's just more proof that when the red and blue shirts agree the result is the people get the worst of it.

Microsoft to merge Windows, Windows Phone stores in 2014

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Holmes

Really

"... we should have one set of APIs on all of our devices..."

If they know that, so why don't they have a common API already? They went through this whole rewrite on both the PC and Phone to make sure they all wore the same lipstick and broke compatibility with some hardware and software only to make operating systems that were about as compatible as they were before. Absolute fucking brilliance. Asshats.

T-Mobile pulls BlackBerry products from US retail stores

Eddy Ito

I waited to buy a new phone for the launch of the Z10 but they missed my price point by a wide margin for an unlocked unit and I figured it would be quite a while before I figured the price would drop to a point I considered acceptable so I bought another make. Now of course it's a bit below what I had paid for my current phone and I'd be happy to switch if I didn't have this other brand new phone.

Samsung unveils Galaxy Note 3: HOT CURVES – the 'gold grill' of smartphone bling

Eddy Ito

Re: Oh, the choices...

You're pocketing it wrong.

Huh, wait, what? No, you're meme? Oh, sorry.

Eddy Ito

Curved, hmmmm

Perhaps if it were bent different, you know, the other way. Oh, well yes I suppose the other way could have meant convex but no I meant the long way like this here, see. Hmm, no that won't do either. Ok, let's try it another way, push those corners up so it's concave there and push these down like this so it's convex on that end and give it a bow across the middle and... No, it looks like a bloody monkey saddle. Here, give me a new napkin.

Surface Mini on shelves NEXT YEAR – and it will run Windows RT

Eddy Ito

Mini or Note, mini-note perhaps?

Any guesses on the screen size where MS blow its little mind because it can't decide if the device is a Windows Phone or a Windows RT slab? I suppose they could merge the to and call it Windows PhoRT.

Apple blings up new iMac with latest Intel chips, next-gen Wi-Fi

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Pint

Re: CD/DVD drive

"You're going to say it's not all-in-one because it has a MOUSE?"

Technically I think he is saying that it isn't any more of an all-in-one than a Mac Mini screwed to the back of a Monitor since if you wish to use a DVD or BD it has to be added. I guess it just depends on what you expect "all" to encompass.

I do understand the point in that companies simply redefine "all" consider that it wasn't that long ago when I used to buy a bag or can of coffee and it was a pound for quite a while then suddenly it was 14 oz, later 12, and now 10 oz all for roughly the same (given inflation) money. Sure, call me grandpa or retard and welcome me to the 21st century but don't think it won't be long before you notice they are redefining things on you. Until then, lay off the ad hominems, relax a bit and have a pint. Or is that only 500 ml?

Apple ups revenue estimates in wake of nine million–phone weekend

Eddy Ito

Re: @toadwarrior (Bronze badge)

"They don't want the competition that Apple brings."

I imagine they are like most folks and the fandroids don't mind a bit of competition, it's the round corners patent trolling that gets their goat just like the FRAND nonsense going the other way smacks a hair across the arse of most fanbois.

Chaos Computer Club: iPhone 5S finger-sniffer COMPROMISED

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DMCA

Digit Metadata Copied Again

Lighting bods blind designophiles with LED-powered lounge lamps

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Re: Weighty

Given I can comfortably reach my arms across the kitchen to touch the counter on each side I know where I won't be putting a 7 foot unit. Now depending on how tall they lights are then a suitable bracket that would hold the light flat against the wall would make it a rather interesting wall sconce with the potential to use the inside of the ring as something like a bookcase or a cabinet for the entertainment center. Reversing the light so it illuminated the inside of the ring might make for an option to highlight artwork. I'd avoid putting it in a narrow passage, as it looks about a foot thick if that's the three footer shown in the pics.

THE TRUTH about beaver arse milk in your cakes: There's nothing vanilla about vanilla

Eddy Ito

As an omnivore, may I say yum? I hated soaking those oily gamey buggars in a brine for a week. Granted, not so much lately as there are bigger game in "dem dar hills" that is far more lean and versatile in the woods.

Life … moves … in … slow … motion … for … little … critters … like … flies

Eddy Ito

Re: Kids are faster

I always felt it was the opposite and that kids were a bit dull witted. They are smart arses for sure but a bit slow on the uptake. Then again, as I wane into past through the second half on middle age I do notice that a week goes by quite quickly whilst the youngsters about complain that it takes forever for the weekend to arrive and I can only explain that since a week is a tiny fraction of my total temporal experience it should seem quite a bit smaller than for one whom a week is a more substantial fraction of their existence. Certainly a difference in the perception of time would also account for it but I also find I haven't tripped, stumbled or fell for many years where the chitlin's are constantly getting back up with scrapes on their knee so that's a fat lot of good all that speedy perception does them unless I also fall more slowly and thereby have more time to catch myself1.

Meh, I unscientifically maintain that bodily energy is constant and small critters have to use more energy per pound in a given amount of time and that some of that is put toward paying attention to the lesser details like "are we there yet?" and that is why little children and small dogs tend to be yappy and never settle down until the crash that results when their body simply can't keep up because the individual brain and muscle cells appreciate neither size nor time.

1Being taller, I actually do have more time to catch myself but shouldn't that be compensated for in my slowed perception of time?

Senator halts Google's taxpayer-subsidized executive jet fuel deal

Eddy Ito

But it's not a good deal for the taxpayer since Google isn't paying market rates and saying they get to write off the NASA usage on their tax bill and that they have to pay 75% of normal fuel costs and a bit of a million in rent just makes my heart bleeds purple piss for them. Shit, park either Boeing at San Jose for a day and it will cost about $300 per day just for parking and that doesn't count the 20 cent per 1000 pound ramp fees.

Intel shows off wine-powered processor and biometric boffinry

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Pint

Just what we need, technology that means we'll have to inspect our own drink for NSA surveillance devices. I say starve the little buggers, bottoms up lads!

Flying in the US? Remember to leave your hand grenades at home

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Facepalm

Re: one of four types of people

D'oh! Must proofread more betterishly!

Eddy Ito

One question

Just who legally has access to live grenades? It's pretty much one of four types of people: police, military, criminals or a specially licensed person such as a manufacturer. Grenades are classed as "destructive devices" in 26 USC § 5845 and it isn't exactly legal for the average Joe to pick one up at Wally-World.

The toys, lighters and inert replicas aren't grenades and is just the TSA whinging because the screener was embarrassed over peeing their pants and/or it caused a big hullabaloo in the terminal delaying other people from moving on and perhaps missing flights. IMO the TSA is perfectly right in complaining about it and people dumb enough to be carrying fake grenades should be pulled aside and questioned about whether they are intellectually capable of boarding an airplane for about 24 hours.

All that said, considering there were roughly 180 million air travelers, 83 grenades carried by 83 or, more likely, fewer people, the blog is little more than poking fun at that witless few.

NIST denies it weakened its encryption standard to please the NSA

Eddy Ito

Re: Paranoia

"If I were such a researcher, I'd be having a word with my lawyers now about the potential for a suit for defamation to authors of posts like this."

And your lawyers would be laughing at you all the way to the bank as they wonder just how much they can soak you for. Questioning the integrity of any government entity isn't exactly paranoia since government has to be constantly challenged to hold them in check or they will overreach their bounds. Even if NIST does everything perfectly they still require someone to come in and ask questions.

FYI, an appeal to authority is a bit less useful than bat guano or even sheep shit in these parts so try selling that fertilizer elsewhere. Unless you're going to argue that investment bankers are magical specialists who keep the engine of the economy going smoothly and never require an audit once in a while.

Brazilian TV show accuses NSA of spying on oil firm based on leaked docs

Eddy Ito

Re: wasn't there a dystopian film

That's the problem with dystopian films, every time the government sees one it can't help but think, 'hey, that isn't such a bad idea'.

Of course with the war in Iraq still quite visible in the rear view mirror can anyone honestly fault President Rousseff's conclusion?

Googorola now shipping 100,000 Moto X phones a week... from TEXAS

Eddy Ito

Re: Bring ALL the manufacturing back...

I think you're missing something. Manufacturing != jobs. Most jobs "lost" to outsourcing aren't coming back and will eventually be lost completely as automation takes over these jobs. Repetitive manual labor isn't competing with cheap labor sources in other countries, it is competing with machines that don't need bio-breaks, training or overtime and, if machines aren't already, they will be cheaper, faster and more accurate.

Actually I think you'll find the biggest drain to union power came from a combination of sources from labor laws to a good economy. When folks can pretty much get a good deal by default there isn't much point paying $1 in union dues for a benefit bump worth 80 cents. Notice that it's only now when the economy is poor there a bunch of talk about strikes and unions with the current focus on fast food which will only hasten the rise of the machines.

David Attenborough warns that humans have stopped evolving

Eddy Ito

That's harsh

"myself excluded, of coarse."

Not to put too fine a point on it but you should clean that up a bit, it's a little rough around the edges.

Want the latest Android version? Good luck with that

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Re: It sounds like@Eddy Ito

The point is that 4 is an unlucky number because in Mandarin Chinese it is pronounced 'si4' (fourth tone) which differs only in tone from the word for dead or death, which is pronounced 'si3' (third tone). Likewise, four point four is pronounced si4 dian3 si4 and my attempt at humor "dead sediment dead" would be pronounced si3 dian4 si3.

Eddy Ito

It sounds like

Dead. Or in the case of Kitkat, perhaps something along the lines of a decaying silt dead where corpses are fed upon by the tiny flecks of life in the murk of ultra-fine particles hanging in the water column creating a thick obsidian haze in a slow decent inhibited only by Brownian motion or more literally 'dead sediment dead' but that isn't very dramatic.

Reports: NSA has compromised most internet encryption

Eddy Ito

Re: Really? - it doesn't matter if you are in the IRA,

... in places like Boston. By "actively allowing" I mean "with the co-operation of the police"

In Boston! I'm shocked Whitey Bulger would let such a thing happen on his turf. Certainly not in Southie. Oh wait.

Eddy Ito

Re: Such a surprise?

"... acting in the interest of you, the customer."

Somehow I feel the problem really hit stride was somewhere about the time 'you, the customer' became 'you, the product'.

Eddy Ito

Re: Really?

I'm surprised it isn't higher even going by direct familial ties since it isn't hard really. Regardless of my surname I'm part (not quite half) Irish and little more than a cursory look at the family tree will show a link to the IRA. The Japanese part will undoubtedly find a link to the scourge element circa WW2 who were imprisoned interned in the US and to top it all off, the father in law is a Korean War vet from about the 35 parallel, check the map if you have to. Add it all up and you've got solid links to terrorist or enemy forces and I don't doubt for a minute that a thorough scrubbing won't find worse.

Hell, even JFK would qualify as one in five by that measure.

UK investor throws £14.8m at firm that makes UNFORGEABLE 2-cent labels

Eddy Ito

Re: Talk about bad timing ..

" not an easy task to get the pins lined up"

That's the part I don't get. Instead of pins, why not use a pad contact on each side of the tag so it becomes a simple edge type connector although I grant that gets a bit difficult for something like a wine bottle. Also, what is the useful life of these tags and can they be salvaged by some nefarious garbage picker and sold on the black market?

Sony unveils Tap 11, the world's SLIMMEST tablet PC (for now)

Eddy Ito

So I go to look at Sony's site to see the specs on the Tap 11 but instead of that Sony has their QX lens camera that uses NFC and WiFi to connect to a smartphone to provide 10X optical zoom with about 19MP sensor for about $250. IMO, that's actually pretty damn clever and I wonder why nobody else has done it, have they?

It's the software, stupid: Samsung Galaxy Gear smartwatch bags big apps

Eddy Ito

Re: Who cares

Oddly, no. I do remember saying things like "when will I ever have a decent signal at home so I can dump the fixed line leach and be mobile only". Of course that was when the base + per minute + long distance on the landline was higher than that of cellular each month on my Motorola 2950. Then again, part of that was a local call included cities 40 miles away which I never called and my brother, two towns and 7 miles away, was long distance.

iPad 5, Retina iPad mini with 'A7X' chip home for the holidays – report

Eddy Ito

I call Bullshit

The ramp of iPad 5 is simply, let's call it an order of magniturd, where in one quarter it goes from 25% of Q3 to more than the total of Q2 and Q3 combined while the mini2 will only account for a minor quarterly bump. I think someone has their rose coloured glass on wrong. Err, make that glasses.

Samsung stakes claim to smartwatch market with Galaxy Gear

Eddy Ito

Yeah, it strikes me as about $200 too high. Then again there are probably a few people with more dollars than sense who will be ready, willing and able to drop $300 on an accessory to their $700 phone.

Just one question, will the watch work with phones that are cheaper than it is?

AT&T helping US drug cops in 'vast, troubling' phone snoop scheme

Eddy Ito

Re: So forget about presumption of innocence

Unfortunately too many in law enforcement feel most folks are merely criminals who have yet to be caught. In my experience it generally runs from 30% to 60% of any given agency, department or station house and of that percentage about half are themselves criminals. I guess the last group must figure that since they are both criminals and super cops then the average schlub must be axe murders who only eat live human children. Well up until the children are capable of expressing an opinion anyway, at which point they become perps in waiting just like everyone else.

Eddy Ito
WTF?

Given bomb threats and impersonating an officer don't fall under drug enforcement, can we at least be honest and say this spy program is an equal opportunity rectal exam?

WIN a RockBLOCK Iridium satellite comms module

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NOOOOOO!

Neutralizer Of Offensive Operation Over Occupied Occident

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NOT THERE

National Obligatory Tackle, Tether Hacking Emergency Release Equipment

or perhaps THUD

Terminate Harness Under Duress

US gov preps sale of TOP SECRET disease research island

Eddy Ito

Re: "The local council has voted to make sure the island is carpeted with bland housing estates"

Have to do something to keep the tax base up while keeping that filthy nouveau riche at arms length.

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Thumb Up

I knew it! It all makes sense now. The whole "space race" way back then was just a distraction as a way to explain why great big rockets were being sent into space and only little capsules came back. The missing parts were obviously what they were using to build the ISS jointly with the Russians in the late 50s and early 60s. It's equally clear that Boeing only introduced the 747 as a passenger liner in 1970 after one had been spotted landing to relieve the crew after a spraying run in 1969 and a cover story of it being "under development" was hatched.

That's the real reason they had to fake the lunar landing. More cover for the true sinister plot. They've been lying to you all along NumptyScrub but now we know. The truth is out there and sometimes it's a little further out than you're comfortable with.

Nokia drives cars into the clouds: Hear HERE, you're here, hear?

Eddy Ito

Re: @dogged Too bad

"Because the code is there for all to see"

Source is only useful if you trust everything in the tool chain or have you not read Ken Thompsons "Reflections on Trusting Trust"? That isn't to say you couldn't apply Wheeler's Diverse Double-Compiling method but that doesn't tell you about the hardware the software is being run on. Do you really think it would be that hard for the hardware maker to subvert all your code reading with a simple chip that provided whatever information it felt like to some agency?

Redmond's certification chief explains death of MCM and MCA

Eddy Ito

Re: Need some new certs

Google doesn't advertise their NSACBP either.

Billionaire Google founder splits with wife, allegedly beds Google Glass staffer

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Does a hot pink Tesla S count as a red sports car?

Apple tops target list for litigious patent trolls

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Childcatcher

Re: Bloody hell

"Whatever happened to the English language?"

Simple really, somewhere along the way a dappy selfie of someone with a fauxhawk twerking was taken with a phablet and posted to hackerspace that srsly made me squeeing until I realized it was FIL which made me vom.

When do we get a "Won't someone think of the adults!" icon?

Apple tries to trademark the term 'startup'

Eddy Ito

Re: "Trademark", "patent", "copyright" and "intellectual property"

Positively brilliant! It only seems fitting that "Boardwalk" and "Park Place" be replaced by "USPTO" and "USITC".

Eddy Ito
Angel

Re: I'd like to annouce that I am patenting electricity

Hahahahahaha, suckers. Good luck with all that with my trademarks covering intellectual property or all types, namely "trademark", "patent" and "copyright". My end run will be complete once my trademark for "intellectual property" comes through.

Who to sue first? Might as well go in alphabetical order and start with "A".

Tor usage up by more than 100% in August

Eddy Ito

Re: Survey

According to Obama & Co. the only users are terrorists.

Holiday HELL: Pourquoi, monsieur, why is there no merdique Wi-Fi here?

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WTF?

Re: Sad

What's really sad is that he couldn't watch a bloody video without a fucking internet connection. I guess the movie industry really wants you to download videos. Since the damn disc won't play there isn't much point in paying money for it in the first place. Seems like a bizarre way to crack down on piracy to me but then it's becoming more typical to punish the folks who follow the rules in an effort to stop the folks who don't.

Our Vulture 2 spaceplane sprouts sleek pointy beak

Eddy Ito

Re: Does it only have rudders?

Judging from the mount, it looks like the canard will be functional providing pitch control.