* Posts by Lionel Baden

1622 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Dec 2008

Oldsters: If you think you'll lose your memory, you will

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Flame

oh dear

thats me screwed i cant remeber much atm and im only 28 !

Can't get a job? Try plastic surgery

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Joke

well that answers it

Thats why ive always been able to get a job !! :)

Public rejects Time Warner metered-bandwidth tests

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what !!!

they actually claiming people can download as much as they like

Like hell

people get capped left right and centre !!!

McKinsey: Adopt the cloud, lose money

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at last

I never liked clouds,

Anyway this is the way to boost the economy. (ours not indias)

Wanted: Creative spark for iPhone games

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Unhappy

Spore !

I was so exited when i first saw the ads loved the idea then 1 year later it comes along

I get it install it play the most imaginitive new and intresting part of the game ameba. Well unfortunatly this has no reflection on what you creature actually looks like and no matter the next level doesnt either !!

Actually none of them do

Seriously one of the strongest replay values was that you would have to start again to see how different creatures could be made from the very beggining

Open-source iPhone plan to control your home

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Joke

website ??????

MWAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAAAAHHAAA

although seriously i have a headache now i think i better go buy something to make it go away .....

DARPA AI will trawl petabytes of UAV vid for enemy cows

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Joke

can we call it

Deep thought ??

Microsoft courts the upwardly mobile

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just finished cracking a old M3100 from orange

using crcs ROM and the update feature built in there is great :)

I really dont get M$ sometimes

Lets hire somebody with 10years experience = old codger

wtf is a old codger gonna know about usefull updates.

im only28 and feel old already in relation to keeping up with new devices (hates touchy feely stuff)

Nowak astronaut romanta-scuffle affair: New evidence

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oh common

If you were in space wouldnt you want to try it out in zero G ....

Damn i know i would

Phorm director advises UK.gov broadband minister

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Flame

dammit

Guy Fawkes had it right !!!!

and we actually celebrate him failing each year !!!!

Somebody want to help me out moving these barrels ?

LG Germany cock-up uncovers Viewty successor

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media att:

this wouldnt be a way to try and get some spotlight would it ?

BSA hijacks Somali pirate hype

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that fellow needs

a screwdriver and some screwlok

Microsoft extends Red-Ring-of-Death cover to fresh Xbox fault

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well well

even though the hardware is shite

Gotta give it to them for actually admiting they made mistakes and then do something about it !

Trend Micro to eyeball malware from cloud

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oh great

eggs basket .....

anyone for omelette

NASA rover resurrected twice over Easter weekend

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Joke

Why fix something that works

Spirit's onboard software has been updated several times during its three-month mission

Well that explains it they shoved WGA down the line now it does bugger all !!

Twitter overrun by weekend of powerful worm attacks

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Unhappy

oh god

i really hate twitter

Even more now i have watched tv and have seen news presenters pushing their Fucking twitter accounts on National TV, then on Radio1 + 2 I FFS ....

Please can somebody for the love of god just take twitter down i dont care how !!!!

i will pay £10.20, i am sure we can pool some money together.

Whitehall to train pro-West Islamic groups to game Google

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web site

time to set up a extremist islamic site and get free training

Sweet !

MySpace rant was not private, rules US Court of Appeal

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@edwin

Right on

Puurrrfect points

(sorry cat had kittens last night, in my head atm)

P2P eavesdrop 'guilt by association attack' developed

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could also be developed by RIAA/NSA

to actuall start buliding groups they can target easily

Arizona teen's mobile shops him to cops

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@zero

Ahh most phones are good enough to pick up local conversation

thats what makes them so good for spying on people

Boffins list sci-fi words which wormed their way into dictionary

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Alien

Minisec

Oh hang on where do i remember that from !!!

GM, Segway to unveil iPhone-driven wheelchair e-car

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what happens

When some twat drills through a fibre cable

And then all the net connections are lost and nobody knows how to drive without collision advoidance system ???

Multiple security scanner bugs give users a headache

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oh dear

personally i use bit defender and have never had a problem yet *touch wood

But would love to use their exchange and office versions, but they are horribly overpriced for small business

Bucks village repels Street View spycar

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Hang on ...

What happens if you live in a flat or a terrace

1 person there doesnt like it the entire block is missing or what ???

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Paris Hilton

cool

nice to see people standing up for what they believe in

To many people take it lying down

paris well did you see the above sentance

French pass 'three strikes' file-sharing law

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@`Mark Quinsey

i have to wonder would i get charged for Teft or Piracy if i walked into a shop and ripped a CD onto my mp3 player :)

would be funneh no matter what !

Boffins invent automatic net-hookup roboffinry machines

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i can see the headlines

I was abducted by a robot and he performed all types of experiments on me !

poor aliens are gonna miss out

Man gets life for killing game-obsessed partner

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Flame

i can see the warnings ....

Playing this can affect the people around you ........

lol

British steam car completes final testing

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Thumb Up

mmmm

i like the britsh racing green colour :)

much better than being festooned with ads

Lloyd-Webber calls for clampdown on ISPs

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Flame

i have read no further than

Musical theatre impresario Andrew Lloyd-Webber has railed against ISPs in the House of Lords for profiting from internet piracy,

Because here is another twat talking bollocks

I dont know anybody who has signed up for internet to download films specifically.

ISP dont profit from piracy it actually causes a strain on their infrastructure. But if they agree to regulate it they then become responsible for the content making them liable,

I would never put myself in that position. Especially if i knew that 90% of the traffic will be almost impossible to stop without Major Disruption to all services and cost millions

Is it that hard for limelight Celeb Smaktards to understand.

Students Union reps vote to ban cheap booze for students

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Wut !!!??

his ability to beat his opponents into submission using only the force of his ....

I mean common If that isnt the most overtly sexual descriptions possible

Apple seeks to patent movement, vibration and pleasure

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havnt sony

already done this on one of their players ??

Personnaly thought it was s-hit idea

imagine trying to listen to your music whilst jogging

or is this aimed at it people who we all know never jog

Fulton imbues protection with power

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why they dont use it

The gazzillions they make on charger plugs !

This is your universal plug !! will charge anything!

yes i agree the power consumption probably isnt great but if the tech gets used and more profficient im sure the devices will be made more sensitive.

Would buy a pre just for this function.

I hate the 12 vcables i need just to charge my different devices

oh and lets not forget all the travel charges etc etc

oh hangon when im at a freinds hangon you have sony erricson sony or nokia, which one the new one the one for this or that model

FFS

Short bursts of The Reg at work increase your productivity

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huh

What about 8 hour long breaks on The reg ??

Unauthorised Wolverine claws his way onto interwebs

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@rob

Nah your entitled to make a backup copy

Whatever format you stor it in is up to you

I dont believe you have to create the Actual backup from your copy but could be wrong

:) its warms me to know theyre pissed off with that law

UK.gov to get power to force ISPs to block child porn

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YEEAAAHHHH

LETS GIVE THEM MORE POWER !!!!!!!!!!

somebody please get an old sattelite working we can dial up to with old irridium phone please ...

What would you pay for 400,000 new green jobs?

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wow

Brain - Wall ---- Splat !

Texas senator wants to ban Vista purchases

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Paris Hilton

@So what if he "read a lot about it"? By Steve

Yes i would only agree with you by 2%

This isnt poverty were talking about were not asking him to go live in a council estate

Were not asking him to live in the third world

It's OS on a computer

Im sure he could install it and look at before condeming it.

If i were to condemn Birmingham for being a shithole and needs walling up, Would i not need to go there or just listen to the cliche that birmingham is shite and pass a law it should be condemned

p.s. ive been to birmingham and reckon it should be walled up (actually just put that wall just south of the M25 and im happy)

paris cause this guy must be a natural blond

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Flame

wtf

Hinojosa admits he has no personal experience with the operating system

So basically he is jumping on a bandwagon on which he hasnt a f'ing clue and is stupid enough to admit it.

Has he even spoken to IT?

this person needs a good smash in the face along with most politicians.

Space launches could be capped to save ozone layer

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@ Gilbert Wham

Yeah man ill vote for you !!!

Zeeplins are so cool :)

Firefox 3.0 ekes ahead of Internet Explorer 7 in Europe

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need ie to get web exchange

But just switch rendering engine in firefox and bingo all done :)

Yahoo! engineer in murder-suicide riddle

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Unhappy

oh man

this just makes me very sad

'Big Brother' - the price of self-driving cars

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keep your fingers off my amperes

i need them all for my Amps !!

i can just imagine th quality of signal going to the sattelites

Greenbird sail-car wafts in as future of zero-emission motoring?

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Happy

well im oinly guessing

but its gonna be a bitch to park

and i can just see people tacking up the m25 LOL

EU demands 20% energy cut from tech industry

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small medium busines

well they tend to employ atround 50% of the uk workforce.

I bet the only concessions they give are to the multi million corperations.

Why the hell should i tell our customers to upgrade to a newer server that will cost them at least 2 grand and do exactly what their current server is doing

Well apart from the fact i might be be able to get my dirty mitts on the old server :D

If we can offer 30% off all new servers for a 7-9 month period yes i reckon we could get some low power servers and desktops in

NYC granny shoots mugger with .357 Magnum

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IT Angle

great story

but just to annoy miss Bee

Whats the It angle on this ??

Scareware scammers latch onto Conficker hype

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why bother doing this

if they are that good at seo why dont they just get a proper job !

Busted! Conficker's tell-tale heart uncovered

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@big Yin

Rather than block them from their networks they could just redirect them to a fix page.

But then again do the ISP's really want to take resposibiltiy of the traffic on their networks? i dont think so and i dont want it so

Wacky Jacqui spanked by husband

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@Yet Blunkett can bed-hop and the boys go "yeah, respect!"

Yeah but he isnt the one preaching that We shouldnt bed hop

German police boot down doors of Wikileaks offices

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when can we get our own private internet !!

Im gonna go buy myself a old irridium mobile from the car boot sale next weekend !