* Posts by Captain Thyratron

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Neil Armstrong renews attack on Obama space vision

Captain Thyratron

These days, it's sure true.

A long time ago, perhaps, there was no commercial incentive to compel business interests toward space--that was when a government program was truly important to space exploration. Even then, it would have gone nowhere if it had not been convenient to politics and relevant to the development of better ways to toss thermonuclear warheads at the USSR. We often forget why the US government was so concerned with the development of rockets and high-altitude jets. The threat of war is a pretty compelling reason to put a lot of elbow-grease into something, and perhaps we take for granted how important an animus that was to American science and engineering in the "space age".

Now there are plenty of commercial incentives for business in space--chiefly communications, but that's just the beginning now that we have this idea that anybody who has the money really can just put stuff in space--while, having no particularly apparent or tangible political or military reason to do new and interesting things in space--sure, perhaps they will arise in a decade or two--NASA finds it safer to play with their cubicle decorations and toss around Powerpoint presentations for things they're never going to build than to take such risks as are inherent in breaking new ground.

Armstrong remembers the NASA that had something to compel it to get things done, because that was the NASA he worked for. I'm sure he misses it dearly, but that NASA is gone and all that's left is a rigid, risk-averse, self-licking lollipop.

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Yeah, about like that.

Indeed. I think we've forgotten that new things are risky, and that this doesn't necessarily mean we should avoid them.

I might add that, back then, NASA had something clear and substantial to *do* with those "blank checks". Congress probably had some idea that they'd get real science and engineering out of that money (whereas, these days, it'd probably accomplish little better than an increase in the quantity of tacky feather-pens in NASA offices, once a committee had formed a committee to form committees in charge of directing investigations about investigations into the safety of investigations of the safety of tacky feather-pens, and the entire mess had come to some irrelevant consensus a decade later).

NASA is a fine example of why "bureaucracy" is a dirty word. They are masters of the cover-your-ass game, and are so good at it that they forgot that space exploration is not entirely about finding ways to absolve oneself of responsibility.

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Given how our budget is divided, perhaps.

We could afford it ten times over. The problem is all the silly shit that we think we would rather afford instead.

Ellison slams former Sun CEO for blogginess

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He played a fine game of iceberg football on the deck.

I think the blags were pretty irrelevant, unless, say, Schwartz was doing the translating himself. But all the stuff about shoddy business practices was pretty well-aimed--granted, in that case, Ellison was faced with the daunting task of not missing the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man from two feet away with a shotgun.

With how deep Schwartz drove Sun into the ground, maybe he should've worked in the oil drilling business.

Adobe declares 'LOVE' for Apple

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Misplaced blame?

A website that requires Flash for scrolling is a website designed by asshats.

Apple iPad

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That's nice.

By similar reasoning, books printed on paper cause terrible eyestrain, what with their non-backlit not-quite-black on off-white displays.

Jimbo Wales exiles 'porn' from Wikiland

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Why are they even having this argument?

Isn't the point of "The Free Encyclopedia" that USERS decide which information does and doesn't have informational value? Isn't the concept of peer review Wikipedia's greatest strength? I find it repugnant that these administrators have the nerve to act like it's up to them to make that call.

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Oh, my.

Don't know what you've got 'til it's gone!

Apple building its own Flash, says rogue Tweeter

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sssssh!

We don't talk about Gnash. (For some reason.)

The internet, as imagined in 1965

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We have a secret weapon.

It is the detachable power plug or, if things get really bad, hands that can throw switches or switch off breakers or, if things get REALLY bad, lots of creative means to damage power lines. A properly threatening sentient AI would need a source of power it could protect and the ability to move.

Can't find a smartbook to buy? Blame Adobe

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Well...

There is Gnash. However, it's slow and buggy. Anybody who claims that they'd work on an open-source Flash player if only such a project existed do have the opportunity to make Gnash suck less.

Ubuntu's Lucid Lynx: A (free) Mactastic experience

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They're backing the wrong horse.

Pity that, to most people who use the term, "free software" means "GNU/Linux and its immediate ecosystem". Linux might not exist if BSD hadn't been slowed down by legal entanglements (lawyers ruin everything); GNU may have remained no more than a set of userland tools (I mean, unless someone actually got HURD to do something useful--hah!), and the world would likely have been better off for it.

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Support forums

There's a trick to places like the Ubuntu Forums.

Tell them that their operating system is terrible on account of the failure of interest, and they'll rush to defend it, possibly by spouting off about the solution you seek in order to discredit you. Otherwise they're likely to ignore you.

Google promises what Jobs hates in next Android

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Coat

On the other hand,

the iPhone supports blipverts.

Steve Jobs: mystery patent pool to attack Ogg Theora

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We kind of deserve it!

Much as I enjoy reading Der Spiegel and The Register from here in the US, I have to agree with you. Our legal precedents about software are just plain fucked, and it's not fair for us to ruin standards worldwide on account of it.

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Damned patent parasites.

Thanks a lot, Diamond v. Chakrabarty.

When you postulate an absurdity, you can establish anything.

Jobsian drones shackle gamer with 'lifetime' iPad ban

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I'm sorry, sir but...

...you've reached your lifetime limit for terrible English.

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On the contrary,

Nah, it must be meth. LSD wouldn't make him that paranoid.

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Headmaster

Here's a tip for you.

Try not to write "your" where "you're" ought to go when *you're* insulting someone's intelligence. It's rhetorically counterproductive.

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Jobs' dirty little secret?

"NeXT"--I don't get to hear that name often. Gorgeous things, those cubes were.

(Less gorgeous: The whimper for a buck they offered--and for that price, couldn't they have more readily offered customers little perks like color video?)

Microsoft's Silverlight 4 - more than Flash envy

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On top of that...

...Silverlight won't even make you trip balls!

Hawking: Aliens are out there, likely to be Bad News

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This could go awry.

Great Scott! He's a tnuctipun cyborg! We have to nuke the blue planet from orbit--it's the only way to be sure!

Apple in shock public attack on Adobe

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In the red corner: Suck! In the blue corner: Suck!

Sometimes the pot is actually right when it calls the kettle black. In this case, they're both cast iron.

Apple leaves profits on table for 'huge' iPad future

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On the contrary,

Early on, Betamax could only play for an hour, while VHS could play for upwards of two. This almost totally excluded Betamax from the playback of movies. By the time Sony fixed this they were too late, having lost too much market share.

Fedora 13 - Ubuntu's smart but less attractive cousin

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Oh, the agony!

Having a lot of choices is confusing. Let's vanquish that terrible inconvenience, shall we?

Cocaine-hunting robot chopper in 60kg bust seizure

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Black Helicopters

Actually...

...not having it would likely be a major improvement, even regarding things like heroin. Prohibition retards the development of social conventions which would normally encourage more careful, controlled use of drugs; such conventions exist nearly worldwide for "safe" intoxicants such as alcohol and tobacco (i.e. in countries which do not ban them, and there are some that do), and are commonplace in some countries and cultures regarding cannabis, psychedelics, opiates, and even stuff like belladonna and datura. Thus, only a fraction of the people who use alcohol are alcoholics, and similar patterns seem to develop whenever there is enough openness around a drug (say, cannabis or LSD) that people can talk to each other about it. The "war on drugs" has not succeeded in preventing people from doing drugs, or even in substantially reducing their use; however, by labelling all narcotic use as deviant behavior and driving it underground, the war has been successful at making sure that fewer people use them *safely*.

This was, of course, studied to death at least a decade before I existed. If, by chance, you are in a mood to question your own opinions, take some time to read the following:

http://www.psychedelic-library.org/zinsubcl.htm

Mozilla: 'no plans' to bundle Flash with Firefox

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Hi from w3m.

As described.

Nuclear synthi-jetfuel plants wanted for US Afghan bases

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The regular kind work fine.

The whole "dirty bomb" thing is a tad overplayed. We hear about it plenty, but how often is it used to any real effect? Besides actually blowing up (which is probably the most effective part of a dirty bomb), the worst it'd do would be to convince a bunch of guys in hazmat suits to pay the place a janitorial visit. It is unlikely, besides the explosion itself, to seriously harm more than somebody's nerves. It takes a lot of radioactive material to expose a usefully large area to enough of the stuff to do serious harm--especially if everybody is leaving because a bomb went off. Well, I guess it has one area of efficacy: Scaring people when real threats are in short supply.

I suppose a captured reactor might have enough of the stuff to be dangerous. Then again, the *real* weapons stored at the hypothetical overrun outpost are probably a lot more dangerous in the hands of Taliban soldiers than the contents of a portable nuclear reactor, but I don't see anybody flipping out over that. Granted, those aren't radioactive, so they're totally not scary. What're a few hundred thousand bullets, a few crates piled high with machine guns, and several boxes of military high explosives next to something radioactive? Zilch as far as public opinion is concerned.

Some previous posters mentioned that this stuff would probably have to be enriched a lot to be used in small reactors, and they'e probably right. In that case, it might make more sense to try to find something more useful to do with enriched uranium than to strap it to a pipe bomb. Or maybe not--because, to build an actual atomic weapon, the Taliban guys would need not only a source of enriched uranium but all the *other* parts of the bomb. They could probably find former Soviet nuclear physicists if they looked hard enough, but what about all the explosives and the circuitry, and the manufacturing capabilities to make the parts they'd need? If they've got that, do they need to steal a tiny fuel-producing reactor?

Greenpeace fears clouds will turn earth brown

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Dirty power?

Isn't it cute how they shuffled nuclear power under "dirty power"? Typical greenie hooey: Only those sources of energy which we anoint with the title of "renewable" are permissible; all else, regardless of utility, practicality, or sustainability is a pox upon the Earth, and it is unclean.

Novell (not SCO) owns UNIX, says jury

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Aptly named?

Funny that they were named "Caldera". Isn't that what geologists call the crater that's left over when a huge volcano erupts such a tremendous volume of its resources into a great plume of hot air that the volcano collapses into its own vacuous interior?

MSI tells 97,000 customers to 'Read The F***ing Manual'

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Headmaster

At last...

...someone read the manual.

Captain Thyratron

Alternatively,

Perhaps they were also invented to help ensure clarity and consistency, because language, like any medium of communication, benefits from some degree of standardization. Your English is probably not the same as my English, but we can understand each other best if we at least try to follow the same rules.

Aussie smoko-proofing drug prevents ill effects of cigs

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Mostly sound examples.

Except for that bit about brain tumors, which actually has years of research to establish that it probably doesn't happen (excepting a few papers that pull aside a bunch of people with brain cancer and wring falsehoods out of them with confirmation bias). If microwave radiation is hurting you, you will know it because it will be cooking your eyeballs in their sockets.

'The LHC will implode the Moon or PUT OUT THE SUN'

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For the last time,

STOP HOGGING UP ALL THE SHROOMS, you greedy, inconsiderate bastard.

Captain Thyratron

Common Sense Analysis Necessary

Care to point out some justification for that?

Rather, common-sense analysis *is* necessary to understand that you are spouting poppycock. Can you tell a tensor from a testicle? If so, can you explain your posts?

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Post as “Captain Thyratron”. You’re logged in as Captain Thyratron.

Actually, your post displays some of the traits that make a good scientist:

You admit that there are things you do not know;

You do not profess absolute certainty in what you do know;

You start with simple, common-sense questions based on things like the conservation of mass/energy;

You address them with things that are known empirically.

If enough people thought like that, we might not have a Tinfoil Tuesday.

Virgin signals start of telegraph pole broadband test

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And they let you vote?

By "so-called" do you mean "crippling"? "Rendering large swathes of the shortwave spectrum unusable in some places"?

Shortwave is probably the only band that can get a radio signal across the globe without satellites or internet with much reliability. To piss all over it with BPL is not only detrimental to the hobby interests of licensed amateur radio operators (who are vital to emergency communications, which is one of the reasons why governments hand out ham licenses), but to police and military communications, to commercial broadcasting, to aviation, and to maritime communications. Parts of it are even used for astronomy.

Bloggers spring 'baccy happy landlord from slammer

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For your consideration.

Did it ever occur to you that perhaps these people claim that the the drugs control them because these people know that they live in a society which would rather blame the drugs than the people who abuse them; thus, that there are people gullible enough to believe them?

Ex-Sun boss punts Apple-Microsoft-world 'tried to sue me' missive

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@Trevor

Last I checked, the US Patent and Trade Office is part of the government.

Is it ta-ta for Flash?

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Perhaps I am just opposed to progress.

Some people I've met seem to get annoyed, for I am clearly just being stubborn, when I remind them that lots of that pre-Flash 2D animation from the late 1990s ran fine on things with a tenth the power of machines that now can barely play Youtube videos, if I may be so generous with my words. There were lots of neat little Java applets (only way to play Shobon Action on non-x86 hardware) and just plain video files, and they worked on hardware from over a decade ago.

Oh, but Flash is interactive and vector-drawn so it can be any size (and surely nothing else did that or does that now)! Why, some of those older things get grainy if you blow them up too big, and are just not suitable for high-quality animation like Flash is! How fortunate that I can resize Flash so readily. I can make it any size I like; four inches across on the screen is usually small enough for the animation to play smoothly, if I've restarted Firefox recently enough. High-quality stuff indeed.

The usual retort: Well, then you ought to throw a few hundred bucks at a new computer so that you can more fully appreciate all the things you missed so much since installing NoScript, and we don't care if Flash is the only thing that ever seems to run slowly. (Toss in a few reiterations of the old "computing power is cheap these days" excuse for good measure. What sin of computing can't be swept beneath that magical rug?)

US government rescinds 'leave internet alone' policy

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After me lucky charms, &c.

It's good to be paranoid about encryption. It may also be good to set up a darknet from time to time.

Microsoft: Oracle will take us back to 1970s hell

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It stands with a few minor adjustments to reality.

Two stated lies:

That the 1960s and the 1970s were times of stagnation in computing (that's when things like SMP, Unix, and processors that weren't made out of discrete transistors came about);

That Unix is going away (need I elaborate?);

Two implied lies:

That SPARC is a proprietary architecture (Which SPARC? The one whose Verilog code you can download from opensparc.net, the LEON designs Gaisler sells for space operations, or one of the many other SPARC designs produced by companies other than Sun?)

That x86 in any of its forms isn't (How do I sue thee? Let me count the ways.)

I probably forgot some lies.

Global warming worst case = Only slight misery increase

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Boffin

Little detail everybody keeps leaving out.

Venus is also only about seventy percent as far from the sun as Earth is. By virtue of the inverse square law, this means that the solar flux that reaches Venus is nearly twice as strong as the solar flux that reaches Earth. Thus, Venus was much more likely than Earth to develop a disastrous runaway greenhouse effect just by virtue of being in a closer orbit around the sun.

Have a look here for a more in-depth discussion of this:

http://pubs.giss.nasa.gov/docs/1970/1970_Rasool_DeBergh.pdf

Too fat to fly: Kevin Smith and OpenOffice

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Simple answer.

Office suites in general tend to be clusterfuckware, because the whole point is to have a single software suite that does everything a beancounter could possibly want. Somebody hid a flight simulator in Excel 97 as an easter egg and nobody inferred this from its size; that was in 1997.

To claim that OpenOffice isn't bloated because iWork and MS Office are bigger is isomorphic to claiming that to weigh four hundred pounds doesn't make you fat just because people exist who are too fat to walk. You can still hide sandwiches between the folds; ergo, you're fat.

Big Blue demos 100GHz chip

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I, for one,

think it'd be neat to make a radio out of these things.

Transistors are used for more than just digital circuitry.

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Suddenly, gigahertz--a hundred of them!

Holy damn it Christmas.

Inside Microsoft's innovation crisis

Captain Thyratron

Earth calling.

The "so what do you use" thing is a red herring, and a piss-poor one at that. This should not require further explanation.

Also, while you're busy pointing out clones, how about the time Microsoft hired one of the top architects of VMS to write the NT kernel?

Firefox-based attack wreaks havoc on IRC users

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Thank you for flying Freenode.

The ED page actually gives an ipfilter command that disables this attack, and it's not exactly something that should be esoteric to anybody who runs an IRC network. It looks for HTTP POST stuff and drops it. That's pretty much it. For example, EFnet figured this out within an hour.

What excuse does Freenode, or any other network, have for remaining vulnerable to this attack?

Compulsory perv scanners upset everyone

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At what cost?

Benjamin Franklin said it best: They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.

That said, given that you're quite more likely to be struck repeatedly by lightning than to get blown up by a bomb that was smuggled onto an airplane, aren't there greater threats to your wellbeing than a paucity of ineffective yet intrusive wastes of taxes, threats like the popular practice of discarding one's rights at the drop of a hat to vanquish a bogeyman and insisting that one's peers do the same?

Only nukes can stop planetsmash asteroids, say US boffins

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Who said anything...

...about fragmenting it?

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