* Posts by bluesxman

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Coming soon: Die Hard 5 - The Zimmer Frame

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Die Hard - Take the Fifth

"Please. Take it. We don't want it."

Channel Five reborn as Channel Five

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RE: Smut Puddling?

D'oh!

I was, erm, attempting to keep my post in line with the best tradition's of El Reg -- by leaving in assorted spelling and grammatical errors that a simple proof reading would have easily identified.

My story; sticking to it.

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"Desmond announced the channel would be going back its roots"

I for one welcome the return our late night smut puddling overlords.

...

I really wish I'd not stumbled in on the old man watching that back in t'day.

iPad TWO: What, already?

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Coming April 2012

iShave

Only Apple sanctioned facial and under-arm hair styles will be supported*. Weird-Beards and Continental women need not apply

Jailbroken iShaves, used for the purposes Brazilians for example, will be frowned upon.

New blades cost the Earth can can only be installed at official service centres.

*Leg shaving functionality will be added in a firmware update.

Angry Birds ruffles feathers for Valentine's Day

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RE: Present

A free upgrade on an existing app? Awww you soppy old bugger, you.

Ofcom okays Derren Brown psychic-baiting

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Re: ICT Angle

wife-died?

Stroppy Belgian students in Ryanair mutiny

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Godwin FAIL.

That is all.

Chinese 'repurpose' Top Gun footage

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RE: deliberate or accidental reporting

It won't be long before the BBC report that 90% of all software defects are as a result of misusing bisturbile cranabolic amphetamoids.

Toshiba intros laptop that CHANGES COLOUR

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RE: Global Hypercolour T-shirt

They were great ... for showing exactly which parts of you were sweating. Attractive and functional!

Duke Nukem Forever release date revealed

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RE: Looks more like Max Headroom to me!

A little from column A, a little from column B.

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Conditioned Response

My tired brain mashed the last 2 words together and processed the headline as "Duke Nukem Forever release delayed" resulting in a state of mild (though unsurprised) amusement.

Nintendo details 3DS roll-out

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WTF?

StreetPass

"StreetPass, a tool that automatically links devices as they cross paths - even when running in sleep mode."

That'll do wonders for the disappointing battery life...

http://www.reghardware.com/2011/01/10/nintendo_3ds_launch_specs/

Microsoft disputes Apple's 'App Store' trademark

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RE: Agree and disagree

I see your point, but it's fundamentally flawed.

"Hoover" has entered the common parlance as a generic term since becoming a trademark -- a trademark based on something that was not a "word" before, but a name.

"App Store" has already entered the common parlance prior to the granting of a trademark, coupled with the fact that it is composed of two words already in common usage (I concede that "app" was more common in the IT arena, but store is ubiquitous).

Common sense dictates that it's too late.

To follow your analogy, it would be similarly too late for Hoover to turn around and trademark "vacuum cleaner" (not that they even invented it, but I digress).

That said, I could only speculate as to often common sense informs USPTO decisions.

Yorks cops bust Bradford guinea pig farm

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RE: Stupidity

Because the more serious grower would not think twice about bypassing the electricity meter for their grow room (and you'll struggle to run the all important lights from the gas supply). No meter, no big bill, no attention.

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RE: I would have thought..

Since you mentioned the T-word, it reminded me of this:

http://mnftiu.cc/blog/images/war.008.gif

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RE: Why take her out of work?

You'd prefer that they kicked the door in? Sounds oddly considerate. Perhaps they thought they'd been given a bum steer and exercised uncharacteristic caution. Or they failed to get a warrant, in which case she could have told them to "go forth and procreate" anyway.

Windows 7 Phone glitch spews phantom data

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3G Watchdog for Android

Will keep an eye on your data usage for you and warn when you reach a defined threshold (and even claims to auto-disable data, if the appropriate 3rd party apps are installed).

In the tradition of the BBC: other data usage monitoring apps are available.

Mum arrested for seducing teen on Xbox Live

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RE: To those talking about rape

Statutory rape (it may have a different term in the USA) is a crime and is non-consensual because the victim is not legally permitted to consent. It's a subtly different crime but is not difficult to understand.

Kingston prototype relieves iPad storage limits

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WTF?

How many hours?!

It's the size of a smartphone and presumably it's all battery with only a postage stamp sized bit of flash inside, and yet it's rated at just 4 hours? Am I missing something?

Doctor Who to marry Doctor Who's daughter

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So...

Who's marrying who?

Oh...

Who's marrying Who!

Hackers get to work with Apple's AirPlay

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AirFlick

I was pissing by the door...

Ten... sub-£150 PMPs

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Now hold on just a minute...

That's rather an unfair slating of the Cowon iAudio 9, and in some instances inconsistent with the "reviews" of some of the other devices.

I realise some of this is subjective opinion, but...

> The casing is extremely lightweight

Being light means it doesn't disconnect from my earphone lead under the force of gravity. Whilst it's not the usual mode of operation, this is a /good/ thing.

> The diagonal-scrolling menu system is illogical.

The diagonal orientation gives a longer swipe than up/down or left/right would. The direction you swipe on the front panel is the same direction the cursor moves. Illogical how exactly? Compared with running your thumb around a donut to move up and down?

> EQ settings bring a needed oomph to the audio, which is mild without the bass boost

Do you want it to apply an artificial bass boost as default, with more EQ on top or play the audio as the artist intended and offer myriad EQ options you can use or not as per your whim?

> [audio is] average at best

Absolutely not the case. Tried some decent earphones?

> This becomes irrelevant when you use the built-in speaker, which rivals the irritating noise of a hungry mosquito.

What were you expecting? At least it has a speaker, unlike most (all?) of the rest. Useful for playback of voice recorded directly onto the device. Oh, didn't you mention that?

> Limited file support

Audio support WMA, MP3, Flac, Ogg, Ape, Wav

Video support Xvid, WMV

Limited to every popular codec except Apple's DRM nonsense. Is that what you were trying to say? Needless to say this device isn't aimed at iTunes users.

> video remains a predictably poor option on its 2in screen

Not an option at all on the Nano you reviewed, you even griped a little about it's lack of inclusion. Doesn't seem like you're happy either way.

> To top it off there’s no memory card expansion

A feature present in very few devices (when buying recently, I looked ... hard) so hardly a fair "down mark" for any of them.

> It’s poor value for money really

£100 delivered for a 16GB on a popular specialist site. Oh wait a second, it's the same one you've linked to in the article.

> for that price I’d expect something with a more robust feel.

Doesn't feel remotely tatty to me. Are you basing this solely on weight? Just tape a pound coin to the back. Bling.

Oh and as you also failed to mention it, the battery life is great. Not timed it end-to-end, but I managed a 8 hour journey on <25%.

And a built in FM radio. Which you can record from.

And a picture viewer.

And Flash support (though I've not tried it).

And a text file reader.

And it mounts as a mass storage device.

Did you actually use the thing for more than 5 minutes before launching into this invective?

Men may be able to grow a new pancreas from their testicles

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RE: What would we call them?

Testicreas

Donkey Kong Country Returns

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RE: Get real.

Different yardsticks? Two entirely different games, two different reviewers.

Reviews compiled by a single person are subjective by their very nature. For an agregated perspective you could check Metacritic. Where DKCR is rated 87% vs 84% for GT5, seems there's somewhat of a consensus on which is the better game.

The wonderful thing about opinions is that everyone it entitled to their own.

"Bang, there goes your credibility." ... posted as AC? As such, your credibility hasn't gone -- it was never there to begin with.

'Spacetime cloak' could act as 'Star Trek transporter'

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RE: "A thought which never crossed Gene Roddenberry's mind, of course"

No crossing involved, it probably just teleported from one side of his mind to the other on a beam of energy.

I'm going.

Man cracks open floppy disk, inserts USB Flash drive

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If only...

... he'd managed to do it in such a way that it didn't look... hmmm... now what's the word I'm looking for? It'll come to me in a moment... oh, yes here we go: shit.

Reg Hardware Reader Awards 2010

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RDR again

Loving the new lease of life afforded by the Undead Nightmare DLC (pun intended).

Reg Hardware Reader Awards 2010

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eXpansys

Somewhat biased vote, simply because my Desire Z arrived 25 hours after ordering it from them, having cancelled a 2 month old pre-order with Amazon on which they still couldn't decide if they had it in stock or not.

O2 offers Xboxes instead of phone upgrades

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misunderstanding?

So on the one hand you are asking £190 for a package worth in the region of £350 and yet still charging the same monthly rate they'd probably be paying if they got an upgraded phone instead, and they will presumably be paying this monthly rate for at least a year. Or you're asking a wince inducing £390 for that same package, but oh so generously offered with no commitment.

In what way do you think either of these is even close to a good deal?

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Or...

Take a month-to-month SIM only contract and spend the savings on your chosen package.

Hacker unshackles Kinect from Xbox

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RE: "They spent years... "

So my options are to jump around looking like a tit or to wave around what looks like a 60s-Futuristic dildo?

Hold ... me ... back!

Three is voted the best UK network

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double-edged sword

As intimated by quite a few people, Three usually have (on paper) really cheap, good tariffs and decent(ish) coverage -- though I'm convinced their custom firmware is programmed to prefer the weakest 3g signal over the strongest 2g signal from their partner network.

Everything's generally fine unless you have a problem that causes customer services to deviate from their script. Actually getting the service that the Sale of Goods act requires is an ordeal and a half.

Long story short, if you're having trouble with Customer Services, request a call via email and when someone rings, advise them that you're in the middle of writing a formal letter of complaint and "would you like your name to be on it?"

Worked for me (and I wasn't even lying about the letter).

Boffins mount campaign against France's official kilogramme

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RE: Fun

I realise we don't know each other, but for the avoidance of doubt -- please do not invite me to any parties.

TomTom adds Star Wars voices to iPhone app

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Let's hope they included...

That's no moon.... It's your destination.

It's a (speed) trap!

This is not the turn you are looking for.

I find your lack of faith (in my sense of direction) disturbing.

YouTube clasps naked dancer to bosom

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RE: what

"bust"

That might not make it past the censors either.

Lone Android dev 'almost brought down T-Mobile'

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s'kiddies rejoice

For a single crap-app can hose T-Mobile.

What no throttling controls built into the network?

Or perhaps they're over-stating the issue for effect.

Paris Hilton flashes her Brazilian...

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Headmaster

surely a typo

<quote>the world-leading celebutard has released a "line of insipid virtual goods"</quote>

There, I've corrected it for you.

Bloggers swallow iPhone 4 screen weakness claim

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Coat

easy to fix

I'm sure they'll be rushing out a firmware update to address this issue whereby the back is displaying an incorrect coefficient of friction.

Google shuts down GOOG-411 voice data honeypot

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Off Topic

Never mind all this putting on an American accent business. My crappy Nokia 6500c has such shockingly poor voice recognition that I can only elicit something resembling an accurate response when I put on my best Stephen Hawking accent. True story.

Distressed cock whipped out of wheelie bin

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Title as per icon

"if it's without water for 24 hours, it will die within a week" ... Do they mean that if it's waterless for 24 hours it's irrevocably damaged and will die regardless of any re-hydration attempts? Sounds a little weird.

Also, if the Telegraph was so worried about copycats, perhaps they should not have reported on it and thus wouldn't have put the idea into the heads of miscreants who are so inclined to do such things? Just a thought.

Sadly animal cruelty is goes on all the time, without it making the papers; what's so special about this case?

Man enraged by sagging pants pops cap in teen's ass

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RE: Butt...al

Sounds apocryphal, but I'll happily believe it and will chuckle to myself whenever I see a person so dressed.

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Lucky...

... he didn't wind up charged with attempted murder, which is surely viable for someone who has randomly discharged a firearm in the direction of a person.

I must say I do agree with the spirit of his opinion on the matter, even if I don't agree with his massive overreaction.

Little Chef in 'I ♥ Charlie' t-shirt outrage

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You might be onto something...

The "c" is lower case, implying it's not a proper noun, just a noun. I can't think of too many things "charlie" (vs "Charlie") might be referring to. Actually I'm struggling to get beyond a count of one.

Might buy one for the comedy factor ... £9 including delivered seems a bit steep. Then again, it's less than going 4 ways on a gram, I suppose.

Youth jailed for not handing over encryption password

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RE: what happened

I meant to say "16 weeks" not "16 months".

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Black Helicopters

RE: what happened

I am not a lawyer, and thankfully I've never fallen fowl of the law, but the right to silence has been somewhat subjective in the UK for many years.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right_to_silence_in_England_and_Wales#Facts_later_relied_upon

When arrested, persons are told "you have the right to remain silent [...] it may harm your defense if you fail to mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court" or words to that effect.

Basically this means that negative inferences can be made on the refusal to provide information. In this instance, refusing to give up the password implies there's something he doesn't want people to see within that file.

As previously pointed out, 16 months in jail and a record for what amounts to failure to cooperate with the police versus them finding the suspected images and the baggage that that brings (assuming, of course, that it contains what they think it contains) probably seemed like a good trade-off.

At least they don't have free reign to convict people of the suspected crime rather than the side-effect crime. Yet.

Terry Pratchett computer sniper-scope deal inked

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RE: How?

Killing people in a far away land, who may or may not harbour a specific or non-specific intention of malice towards us, is making us safer day by day.

Well, that's what the "War on Terror" made me believe. Yes indeed.

Stereo 3D best on mobiles, says chipmaker

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Re: Re: it converts 2D video to 3D on the fly

And here I thought it would be through a mechanism similar to that employed by CSI (et al) when "enhancing" pixelated CCTV footage -- I believe the official term is the Add-detail-not present-in-the-original-signal filter :o)

CIA used 'illegal, inaccurate code to target kill drones'

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RE: Metacomment

I think you're mistaken, the down-voting pattern is most likely due to a rounding error.

Zuckerberg leapfrogs Jobs on Americans' rich list

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RE: Only the Good die young...

Don't lie, I think you're actually secretly referring to Billy Joel :-P

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