* Posts by Monty Burns

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Microsoft blows Windows Phone update, again

Monty Burns

so speaks someone NOT in testing....

and we are not talking about "loads of diferent machines".

As someone who is in integration testing I can assure you, the simple scenario MS has chosen to use should not take much effort or money and certainly neither are beyond the realms of MS.

Simply no excuse for this other than poor testing.

Microsoft polishes Windows Phone 7

Monty Burns

nail on the head

", it always works as describes, never lags and generally just works - None of which I can say about the other platforms."

Exactly. I've had and Omnia 7 and now WP7 on my HD2, how many times have I had to reboot them? Give you a clue, its less than once a month.

How many slow downs/lag pauses have I had? NONE.

No one in there right mind would claim it has all the features of the other OS's BUT what it does, it does VERY well.

Roll on the first patch.

HP reveals inaugural Palm webOS tablet

Monty Burns

Pre made my 6.5 look great!

My mate tried a palm pre, his girlfriend used to say him and his phone had "lovers tifs" frequently - It required constant rebooting.

Frankly, it made my HD2 running 6.5 look amazingly reliable!

Microsoft readies official Kinect support for PCs

Monty Burns

Hopefully ...

not the first time, now WinPho7 has been hacked, hopefully they will follow the Kinnect lead... although of course, this is a diference kettle of fish.

Reality has bitten them? Hopefully the message sinks in like a case of rabies!

Monty Burns

Think this is a major win in ...

PR AND progress for MS, not often we get to say this but, well done! Bloody good move!

I wasn't going to buy one for my 360 BUT I could well do for my PC.

LG Optimus 7 smartphone

Monty Burns

I thought ...

that Microsoft wrote the drivers and therefore, you were indeed limited to devices they had drivers for...

Yank fires up iPhone-controlled beer cannon

Monty Burns

Move the fridge closer?

Where is the funny cool in that?????? You get out too much! :)

I want one, you think they will make and ship to the UK? Oh and give us a multiple client options

Motorola dual-core Android phone to pull off laptop trick?

Monty Burns

don't see it working myself

If you want a laptop, you'll carry a laptop. Its not like they are big anymore is it? Smartphones are frankly, awesome devices of convenience but they are not a replacement for laptops, at least not yet anyway.

Dell opts for Android for consumer smartphone

Monty Burns

Sadly... bad user reports

I'm desperate for a WinPho 7 with a keyboard and proper size screen (i.e. 4+) and this is the only one, sadly however, the units in use "in the wild" are reporting lots of crashes and lock-ups :(

Guess I'll have to stick to the Omnia 7 for now...

Facebook figures suggest WinPho 7 user base still small

Monty Burns

Actually....

Are they basing these statistics on posts that appear with the green WinPho symbol?

If I post from within the O/S itself, I DON'T get this symbol. If I use the actuall app then I DO get this symbol. I hardly use the Application as the O/S does a bloody good job. So if they are counting whatever database trigger is used to generate this symbol then it will be significantly down on numbers.

This *might* explain why the figures atleast, appear low.

Samsung, Dixons herald huge tablet sales

Monty Burns

already on the badnwagon?

"It's an interesting contrast. Yes, Apple had a big marketing programme, but the media tablet was a new notion back in April. "

orrr.... maybe people have already rushed to buy the iPad and so obviously, don't want/need another pad. This might just explain why its not going to sell as many in the short term.

Brits say 'no, no, no' to 3D TV

Monty Burns
WTF?

yeah exactly.

Dear Mr TV Manufacturer,

you have just spent the last five years telling us all how CRT's are crap and we simply MUST upgdrade to an LCD/Plasma. A TV is a BIG purchase for a family with (imo) a relativley large amount of income spent on one. You now expect us to throw that all away to get 3d? I don't think so. My LE46 will be staying in my living room for a least a couple more years,

Thanks,

Monty "Couldn't give a toss about 3d" Burns.

Artificial replacement human livers made in lab

Monty Burns
Pint

Lets celebrate....

With a beer! (or 10!)

Top Ten Retro PC Games

Monty Burns

Jet SET ....

Willy ;)

Monty Burns
WTF?

.... how did you miss the greatest of them all?

Elite.

How can you possibly have missed what the vast majority of 90's gamers all had at some point?

Phone 7: Another Vista or another XP?

Monty Burns

sooo...

if you don't remove your cards, how do you make it "portable"? You have to remove it!

I agree with you its far from ideal however, if you get a phone that only has an 8gig card in it (as I might do) I can then whip that card out and insert the 32 I already have ......

WHats not clear at the moment is if it stripes data over the internal and SD cards (not sure how this would work as they would be diferent sizes) or if it creates a link somehow that gives the illusion of one solid disk (we already know that which ever way it works, it creates the illusion of one solid disk anyway). If its the later you can damn sure someone will crack it and before you know it you'll be reading/writing in your PC's SD slot.

Microsofts software and hardware (think Xbox and XBMC for example) always has been highly modable and can be hacked to shreds. This will be hacked up like all the other stuff they have done and I for one look forward to what happens over at XDA Devs in the next few weeks.

Monty Burns

Why do people think this article is about a PHONE, its not! Its an OS!

"There is no SD slot on this phone, there may be one on <insert any other handset manufacturer here> but this phone doesn't have one."?????

Ehhh? What phone? Windows PHONE 7 is an OPERATING SYSTEM, not a phone.... this aritcles title, just in case you missed it:

"Phone 7: Another Vista or another XP?"

yeap thats right, its about the OPERATING SYSTEM, not a specific phone. The fact the O/S does have limiited support swapping memory cards is actually an important fact wouldn't you think?

Monty Burns

RTFM or use google for real world examples?

and you may be advised to use google and do some research, i have as I'm half tempted to buy the Dell Venue which has a removable SD card where reviewers HAVE swapped out the cards. All you do is do a hard reset and the phone rebuilds itself using its new card. Job done.

Monty Burns

you also forgot

the much larger but much better (imo) Dell Venue Pro - think HD2 cross Blackberry

Monty Burns
Stop

before shouting NO REMOVABLE SD CARD WTF!!

Try using google first ....

The O/S DOES support removable cards so you can upgrade to whatever you like. It requires a hard reboot after inserting however.

Monty Burns
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actually...

HAS removable media = check

SD cards (where phones allow them) ARE removable should you wish to upgrade them. You swap the memory out, hard reset the phone and hey presto ...... your 32gb card is ready to use! Now just resync and its job done :)

What i didn't see in this review, which makes me question its usefullness, how many times was it rebooted during the week? How many individual program crashes were there? Were there any "slow downs" at all? How about simple things like, can I change the ringtone to anything I like?

Cameron cocks up UK's defences - and betrays Afghan troops

Monty Burns
WTF?

eh?

"granted, sending troops to pointless wars doesn't help but it's the cash that counts"......

no it isn't, we could still have supplied the troops with the much needed Chinooks. Lewis has (in my opinion) detailed excellent alternative that would NOT have seen us axe half the new Chinooks.

"go and read it again, it's totally flawed"...

So where is it wrong (its an opinion)? Care to give us YOUR analysis then rather than "there is no fucking cash"? (Unless you like making statements like this that give us a very poor impression of you, in which case, well done!)

I look forward to reading it and getting a little closer to enlightenment.

Monty Burns

Yup.

They'd get my vote again if it was tomorrow. In 3 years? Lets see how its going,.... but for now, some much needed cuts.

Hopefully, when we come out of this is the many years to come, goverment will be a lot more streamlined and smoother running. (well, we can hope!)

Margaret Thatcher celebrates 85 years

Monty Burns

You have to wonder....

how many "haters" are just jumping on the bandwagon and how many were actually alive when she was PM?

Monty Burns

I find it ironic

when union leaders talk about management bullying in the press....

RIM boss joins queue to kick Jobs

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then get a tablet pc....

if all your concerned about is your eyes, you need a tablet laptop. These have existed far longer than the "all new" tablets of Apple, Samsung and Rim - mine must be about a year old now. Oh and they generaly don't have restrictive O/S's either....

iPad tethering does disappearing trick

Monty Burns
WTF?

lol - folders, really?

I've just googled (as I don't own an iPhone) what "Folders" are all about. Really? Are you serious? You lot telling me you never had that until recently?

lol - and you have the cheek to tell Winmob people that there O/S is crap! So, apart from the gui, your STILL playing catchup with Winmob 5....

Honestly, I am tempted for a Dell Venue but, having more and more thoughts about staying with Winmob 6.5

lol - folders......

(runs away putting on a fireproof one... ooops, fell over, all that laughing...)

Foxconn warns phones prices will rise

Monty Burns

anyway to tell....

which phones/devices are made by Foxconn? I will njot buy anything that I know is made by them. I am (hopefully) about to buy a new Dell Lightning/Venue Pro but I will not do so if I find out its made by Foxconn - I have heard Dell have used them before?

Microsoft shows Venue Pro smartphone for Dell

Monty Burns

maybe for you ....

but for me its ideal!

I'm desperate for a HD2 replacement. I want the same size screen (this one has gorilla if other websites are to be believed) and a slide out Qwerty. This fits me perfectly!

I will however, be very disapointed if it can't record 720p which, imo, should be "standard" now.

Now, can anyone confirm the UK launch date?

Ballerina canned for flashing her assets

Monty Burns
Happy

Support her rights....

I for one, support her human right to express her photgraphic and modeling artistic side! Booo to the Vienna State Opera!

Android phone auto reverts jailbreaks

Monty Burns

me too

I was originaly waiting for a Dell Lightning but then toyed with the idea of a G2, read this story ..... back to plan A.

Monty Burns

the point is....

many of us have. We them show our firmware flashed with custom roms from XDA devs to other people who have then purchased HTC's off the back of this- especialy in the early years!

I can honestly say that in my office right now there are 2 IPhone 4's and about 8 HTC's of various models, 4 of these HTC's have custom ROM's on them. Then again we are in a serious techie environment.... (all network admins/sys admin type people)

Monty Burns
WTF?

thanks xda-devs, now F*&K off

Real kick in the teeth for us at XDA Devs.

We've spent years developing HTC software from the crap HTC have pushed out. They have even gone to the extent of acknowledging XDA Devs and saying (almost) "thank you"! If it wasn't for XDA-Devs many of us wouldn't be using HTC's now.

So, if I understand this right (maybe I don't?), they are now saying

"thanks for creating all these much better ROMS from our phones, now we're big and famous, what about you f*&k off and leave us alone?"

Do I understand this right?

(Glad my next phone is a Dell)

£1bn+ Royal Navy destroyer finally fires 'disgraceful' weapon

Monty Burns

point missed

You are correct however, that wasn't the point.

The point was you have for example, two options:

a; Car for 1bn

b; Car that can go underwater for 500mil

Which would you chose?

Microsoft's Ballmer dances with Spotify in Windows Mobile deal

Monty Burns
WTF?

eh?

Isn't this in direct competion with its own Zune service which will also be part of WP7?

Virgin Media introduces P2P throttling

Monty Burns

Move along please....

"As part of the changes, "XXL" subscribers will for the first time have their connection restricted based on the amount of data they upload. There will still be no limits on the volume of data they can download."

Nothing to see here for us Usenet users then ;-) S.E.P.

Microsoft adopts invisible mobile pitch

Monty Burns

really?

I consider myself a business user and I don't crave battery life. The HD2 batteries are actually really slim and easily fit in the pocket or wallet. Add to that I have a craddle at work and at home and I have never had an issue with battery life, ever.

Having said that, we don't know what the battery life of WP7 will be like but i'm guessing like all other constantly online devices, it won't be brilliant - sad fact of reality.

Monty Burns
FAIL

you mean like

"Wow, does that mean the yet-to-be-release phone from MS will actually be able to... um. Well. Do something my Android already does?"

You mean like Sync'ing tasks out of the box?

No one needs Blu-ray, says Microsoft exec

Monty Burns

or....

maybe just distribute on more than one disk..... oh wait, they already do!

Monty Burns

@Tony Smith

Not really. I own an LG Combo drive and have many HD and BD films. How many of either do you think I watch?

None. Can't be bothered. Instead I use ripped versions (I didn't rip them) direct from my hard drive.

Microsoft are right in my opinion. BD/HD ... both doomed formats.

SCADA worm a 'nation state search-and-destroy weapon'

Monty Burns

So says someone who clearly doesn't know them...

or has ever worked with them. You will be VERY suprised to see how far Siemens PLC's and Factory Link have spread.

Sony PlayStation Move

Monty Burns
WTF?

Guess Sony don't use rapid development

..... 7 years? So, they have thought of the idea but did bugger all with it!

Well done Nintendo for doing something with the idea and creating demand!

Monty Burns

not a fair comparison

Your comparing a released product with a PRE release product. I'm guessing here but Forza is one of the ones released so its not Kinnect specific? Lets wait until its released before we jump to conclusions eh?

Monty Burns
WTF?

easy tiger!

It seems MS really hurt you at one point didn't they (or your re-directing some bitter anger at them!).

I'm not so sure its an "unrealistic goal", it might be for you but a company with as much money as MS? And I certainly wouldn't wish anything to be a commercial failure - where something commercialy fails, so do peoples jobs! Harsh man, .... harsh. I hope your employer never commercialy fails...

As for the Move and Kinnect, this is great! PS3 & X360, all jumping off the launch pad the Wii created. Which one will succeed? Who knows! (Oh I'm sure some of you think you do!) This is going to be fun to be part of and enjoy :)

The real future of gaming is just starting to take off!

Monty Burns

then its simple.....

don't buy it. Vote with(out) your money.

Intel confirms HDCP copy-protection crack

Monty Burns

yeah exactly.

I don't get it. Why is this news? Why do we even care? I guess it might be usefull for cloning disks linked directly to multi-writers but your average joe can already rip a BD/download a BD ISO

Trident delay by the Coalition: Cunning plan, or bad idea?

Monty Burns

No it didn't....

"What you can't deny is that we're safer WITH nukes than without (as independance day proved)"

They didn't work! What you need is lots of drunken crop spraying pilots in FA18's!

Harry Potter theme park magically swallows big visitors

Monty Burns
IT Angle

Never mind the big kids!

I've never seen a ride cause so many tears from little kids. When you get off the ride (which is pretty awesome by the way!) there are always kids in tears.....

Seems its a little to scarey for its target audience!

Glasses-less 3D TV by Xmas? Not likely, says 3D TV exec

Monty Burns
WTF?

What seems to have been missed by all the producers....

is that most people have only just (in the last 2 to 3 years) just spanked there wallets upgrading to LCD .... and we have to replace them again? Jo Consumer won't do this. I'm a techie as most of us are here and I personal won't do it! Do I want 3d? Of course! Do I want to throw away a perfectly good £1500 LCD? F*&K NO!

Now, the producers of these 3d TV's are asking non-techie, Jo Consumer to do this? Snow ball in hell chance!

They rammed LCD down our throats, let them suffer the result of that....

Ads watchdog: PS3 graphics 'discernibly' better than Xbox

Monty Burns

and thats because....

they are busy enjoying there game. This person was obviously bored of the game and had nothing better to do other than write and complain about a very small (but accurate) point.

I guess they should consider themselves lucky. In the US he would have probably bought the console and game, played it for 3 seconds and then sued the publisher for 10gazillion dollars, claiming emotional damage or something else just as absurd.

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