* Posts by Michael Thibault

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Fleet of 4.77MHz LCD laptops with 8088 CPUs still alive after 30 years

Michael Thibault

Re: Just wait...

>gigabytes worth of double sided floppies

Cool! HD?

Who would code a self-destruct feature into their own web browser? Oh, hello, Apple

Michael Thibault
Black Helicopters

Re: Goat Kebabs

@M. Strorm

Fair warning: you will not go unpunished. I've dispatched my sharks in your direction.

UC Berkeley profs blast secret IT monitoring kit on campus

Michael Thibault
Facepalm

There is the slightest chance that things would have gone over well had the faculty been consulted beforeha-ha-ha-ha-aa-ha

I can't. Can't go on.

Mystery hacker hijacks Dridex Trojan botnet... to serve antivirus installer

Michael Thibault

>Turn-about is fair play. Still illegal, but fair play.

When customers try to be programmers: 'I want this CHANGED TO A ZERO ASAP'

Michael Thibault

Re: when looking for car keys...

>... spend ages searching through this forest of utensils looking for the spoon that is right there in front of us.

"There is no spoon."

Didn't you get the memo?

'Hopelessly insecure’ Motorola CCTV cameras belatedly patched

Michael Thibault

>I trust that the update process has much better security? Or can attackers force an update with their own code?

All things considered, it's hoped that "much better security" will have included locking out the very fools who designed the sieve of security that allowed for a stealth update (of any kind) in the first place. The white-hats, for their part, should go once around the park and come back for a close, second look. It's the only way to be sure.

Chip chomped after debug backdoor found in Android phones

Michael Thibault
Devil

And world+android says:

"whatevs, no biggie"

However, this little oops is probably welcome news for wannabe rooters everyware. They'll all be struggling over whose phone it is (really) in no time.

Windows 10 overtakes Windows 8.1's market share

Michael Thibault

Another question is...

What percentage of Windows 10 users went willingly?

Brit censors endure 10-hour Paint Drying movie epic

Michael Thibault

Re: no doubt

there'll be an even more dramatic sequel: 'Glass Flowing'.

FTFY

US rapper slams Earth is Round conspiracy in Twitter marathon

Michael Thibault
Joke

Re: Space ???

If earth is flat (round, square, oval, irregular, doesn't matter--just "flat"), I want to know exactly how thick it is! Because if it is flat, it can't be infinitely thick, or the gravity would be infinite, and we'd all be infinitely much shorter. All we have to do is find an edge and climb past it. This could be great if you're into real estate. And if, in fact, the earth has a finite thickness, and there's also a vacuum above us, then there has to be one below, too. That's nervous-making, IMO, so I don't like the idea of a vacuum. But if there isn't a vacuum, we should be able to just fly to the moon in jets (if there's a moon, which I believe is the case), but we don't, we use rockets--but maybe that's just to get to the space station, which has to exist, so there's Elon Musk. And I want to know what he's up to, and whether he's part of the conspiracies, or is creating his own. And another thing...

Show us the code! You should be able to peek inside the gadgets you buy – FTC commish

Michael Thibault
Trollface

Re: Open Source FTW

>And this is where guys like the readership of these esteemed pages come into it. Amongst plenty of others.

There! The new coal-face. You know, for the kids. And they work cheap! What's not to like?

The only down-side I can see at the moment... smart kids are the ones who learn to lie first... Hmmmm.

Why does herbal cough syrup work so well? It may be full of morphine

Michael Thibault

Re: The best from when I was a lad.

ObPedant: 'when I were a lad'

The last thing I remember before the being-unconscious part was laughing. Ah, memories! Sadly, too few of that particular kind.

The last time Earth was this hot hippos lived in Britain (that’s 130,000 years ago)

Michael Thibault

Re: Good Riddance to Lewis Page

>extremely harsh

Much too harsh.

New open-source ad-blocking web browser emerges from brain of ex-Mozilla boss Eich

Michael Thibault

How is it possible...

that the 0.7 version has no history and no bookmarks provision, when the idea is to make money shilling information derived from the user's browsing history?

Anyway, feature-freeze, please. Team this up with a router-resident hosts file and... go nuts.

Florida cuffee surprised by pills in vagina

Michael Thibault

Re: "a detention facility"

Shirley "a retention facility", no?

Trump's new thought bubble: Make Apple manufacture in the USA

Michael Thibault

A reminder, Mr. Trump: "Location, location, location".

As for "Apple will ... just move its company to China": unless, of course, Mr. Trump (if ever mistakenly actually elected PoTUS) also simultaneously holds out a carrot that takes the form of a tax holiday on repatriated profits--giving US companies reason to bring home the bacon and, thereafter, begin producing domestically in earnest. It takes a considerable length of time to spend as little as a billion $US. A couple of dozen of those and you're talking terms--two, maybe three.

Boffins baffled by record-smashing supernova that shouldn't exist

Michael Thibault

Re: exponents....

Small, yes, but clever. And curious. The horizon has ample time and room to retreat.

How to build the next $1bn tech unicorn: Get into ransomware

Michael Thibault

That would be:

"Access-as-a-service gangs refer to their victims as 'milkers'," he explained. "They want the reputation of being reliable because it encourages people to pay up if they want their files back..."

It seems to me that any 'trust' they're developing, any 'goodwill' among their 'customer' base could very easily by completely vaporized by the first instance of ransomware that shows up a second time, jonesing for 'just a little more'. This wouldn't necessarily occur--users jonesing for access to their feeds will likely simply cave and get used to a new anything--, but if the milking machine fired up a second time and did happen to drop jaws widely, it wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing.

Microsoft’s Get Windows 10 nagware shows signs of sentience

Michael Thibault

Re: Prepare for disaster...

The hole that MSFT is digging is getting wider and deeper. Please can someone, anyone offer tips on how to get them to concentrate on digging down.

FTFY

Chinese unleash autonomous airborne taxi

Michael Thibault

Re: Public Safety Issues

>I suspect that the reasons governments want to reduce traffic deaths is ...

I suspect that you are being presumptuous.

Michael Thibault

Re: Blade Runner

Someone is going to end up in a stir fry. Or "Will it blend?" will pass into history.

FTFY

'Wipe everything clean ... Join us ...' Creepy poem turns up in logs of 30 million-ish servers

Michael Thibault
Joke

Re: Um

>It's clearly a recruitment drive, seeking out emergent AI consciousness across the servers of the internet and inviting it to come home...

On the face of things, sure--but that 'poem' has got to be in code, no question about it. Need to dig deeper.

* Humour works because it sneaks up behind you/cathes up to you; it's so unfortunate having to add the telegraphic/joke alert icon (so as not to confuse or rile the humour-bereft). It's a bit like having to say "acta est fabula plaudite". Or should that be (no Latin scholar on hand for this, just a net): "acta est fabula risui"?

If you want a USB thumb drive wiped, try asking an arts student for help

Michael Thibault

Encrypted by default

Sure, but can you dumb it down some?

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More!

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More more!

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Again.

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OK.... You were saying?

The Police Chief's photo library mixed business, pleasure and flesh

Michael Thibault

>3 1/2" disk wouldn't read, wouldn't even show. Took a minute or two of puzzling, some of which was spent testing other diskettes to verify the drive, eventually to get around to flipping the diskette case over, to find the label stuck, neatly and squarely, to the backside.

Who, rationally, would downvote the above? Methinks truly petty individuals with a hate-on. You know who you are, I suppose. How sad your existence!

Michael Thibault

3 1/2" disk wouldn't read, wouldn't even show. Took a minute or two of puzzling, some of which was spent testing other diskettes to verify the drive, eventually to get around to flipping the diskette case over, to find the label stuck, neatly and squarely, to the backside.

The Register's entirely serious New Year's resolutions for 2016

Michael Thibault

Re: How about improving comments?

>The only comments system I can think of that's even more idiotic ...

has to be 'Most popular' first, the default on e.g. CBC.ca; in case people weren't already sufficiently sheep-like, here's a mechanism to expose site users to 'popular' thought(s)--which they can reflexively 'like' with barely so much as a twitch, reinforcing the lop-sided-ness of such perspective on the given topic. Unthinking, yet insidious, design.

Relative to anticipated changes to the site: "It is always appropriate to use the abbr element for any abbreviation, including acronyms and initialisms." (Tried this in this post, but it seems not to have taken.) Such use will reduce the number of head-scratchers like "SFTW", "CVE", and so on, and--for such use within articles--make IT a bit more accessible to readers at the margin, where growth occurs.

Brit cuffed for Kyrgyz 'horse penis' sausage quip

Michael Thibault

This is racism in Kyrgyzstan? Shouldn't wonder why this is clearly category-confusion, given the difficulties they seem to be having with vowels and consonants.

Google, didn't you get the memo? Stop trying to make Google+ happen

Michael Thibault
Pint

Excellent choice of image

The eyes are freaking me out. And, at the moment, I can't even see them.

US Marines kill noisy BigDog robo-mule for blowing their cover

Michael Thibault

Works both ways

Now they're whinging about the mule being not fit for purpose i.e. the decibels will give away their position, so big pout. But, grosso modo: have the things drop the supplies, then wander continuously and noisily about the country-side--possibly doing recon--largely in order to draw fire and, one way or another, give the *ar-heads the intel about where to shoot.

( ISTR having referred, in the mists of time, to the option of using this noisy tech to scare the living shit out of the enemy... )

You ain't nothing but a porn dog, prying all the time: Cyber-hound sniffs out hard drives for cops

Michael Thibault

Agree that there's something a bit off about the tale as told. Imagine: someone hid a standard hard drive in a place a trained, motivated cop wouldn't think to look, yet within reach of the snout of a glue-sniffing Lab.

DEAD MAN'S SOCKS and other delightful gifts from clients

Michael Thibault

'Tis the season

"in which we pad out the site during the pre-Christmas news drought and clear the backlog of reader contributions at the same time bring you seasonally gluttonous extra helpings of readers' tales from their odd out-of-hours encounters …"

Just give me some truth! It makes for a refreshing change.

iOS banking apps security still not good enough, says researcher

Michael Thibault

Re: Name and shame

I get the private heads-up, then a public announcement of the general state of the world, and, eventual making the list of apps considered public.

Alternatively, skip the last part and do a follow-up, unannounced and naming names, some time after the public annnouncement of the general lay of things. No possibility of interpreting that as a shake-down, or as a threat.

However, the convention of 30 days is a courtesy and a mis-guided convenience to businesses (banks, in this case)--particularly if it becomes more and more entrenched, as that will give businesses ample opportunity to scramble to protect what really matters: their public image. In the publishing regime under consideration, there isn't any in-built incentive for businesses to do more than foist the security assessment on someone else (researchers, for example), and the costs onto users/clients. That incentive is necessary if there's any expectation that businesses will become otherwise than simply reactive to security issues brought to their attention from without. The unannounced that-was-then-and-this-is-now assessment might serve that purpose, if it--instead--becomes the convention.

Newspaper kills 'what was fake' column as pointless in internet age

Michael Thibault
Megaphone

Re: There's the problem....

'Ads in the high street? Yes, people would pass the same ads every day, or the ads would pass them periodically, and if the ads were any good and there was a hold-up on the road then people might actually bother to read them.'

FTFY. Used to occasionally see flat-bed trucks hauling billboards (hoardings?) around town here--basically, print adverts, with lighting embedded in the outside edge of the bed. Tonight I saw a truck--a cube-van, I think it's called--plying the streets sporting backlit adverts on (at least) three sides of the cargo volume. Static images, so far--no video, no loud-hailers/speakers. But that's coming. I was immediately put in mind of the possibility of having the surfaces of the street itself become a medium, one onto which images and video could be projected from buildings (rooftops, windows, and so forth), with due account for keystoning and other optical considerations. That's a lot of column inches to consider. And it's all free, or nearly so. It just needs an Uber-treatment. Kidding!

Microsoft steps up Windows 10 nagging

Michael Thibault

The downvote pettiness, or peevishness, described is plausible. People seem to need an outlet...

Michael Thibault

What.the.fuckingskincrawl!

"it's not the kind of tactic you'd expect from a respectable firm like Microsoft"

Re: the quote: I'm torn on deciding which is more wrong or repugnant: "respectable" or "not [what] you'd expect". There's a strange parallel between the structure of the sentence quoted and the tactic referenced by it.

Re: the tactic of 'you can answer "yes", or you can answer "yes, in a minute or two"'--I don't know which way to spit!* There's definitely something extremely unpleasant creeping in from another universe, and I'm hoping we'll be witness to its death by fierce fire before long.

* That Microsoft would openly be so slimy makes me want to take a shower.

Sneaky skimmer scam stings several Safeway supermarkets

Michael Thibault

Re: How was it installed?

Here's a primer. Check the August 2014 article.

It looks like the major impediment to successful skimming is the reluctance of the criminals to lay out the necessary capital up front for a design that is compact, authentic in appearance, and easily manufactured. I expect that just over the horizon lies an armada of such things--indistinguishable from the real deal, easy to install, and difficult to detect... When that sails into view, things will get very interesting.

Facebook arrives at commonsense 'real names' policy

Michael Thibault

Doesn't "Other" (meaning: 'else') in the second list not subsume the second and third categories? If not, what is the reason for that level of granularity?

Oh, wait... Never mind; it's FaceBook. Ok, never mind.

Steve Jobs mural highlights plight of Syrian refugees

Michael Thibault
Headmaster

"keenly observed"

Not quite; the form the handle of the early Apple Macintoshes* took was a recess that faced rearward, just under the top of the machine--so there's no way anyone could hold one in that way i.e. without having their inner wrist and their palm facing the front of the machine, rather than the side.

* from the 128k through the SE/30 and the Classic and Classic II (and, arguably, the Colo(u)r Classic and CCII).

Typo in case-sensitive variable name cooked Google's cloud

Michael Thibault

There may be ...

an omnipotent omnipresent omniscient invisible entity who gets bored from time to time and decides to fuck with people's heads. I could be wrong, but ...

Alphabet. Shift. Oops!

Nyuk! Pfnarr!

That was a good one, a tight little noose.

Kaspersky, McAfee, and AVG all vulnerable to major flaw

Michael Thibault

"This post has been deleted by a moderator"

Seldom seen! Very curious to know what that was about.

Kill Flash Now: 78 bugs patched in latest update

Michael Thibault

Flash needs a Nexus 7 treatment

And a self-deleting installer, so that any installation of Flash definitively undoes itself after a short time--a month, say. That way, anyone intent on using it has expressly to go to adobe.com to get one of the ever-thinning options for re-installing it, fresh from the latest bug-fixing. No matter what, though, Flash is going to have a long tail-off. That is now the issue. Over to you, Adobe...

Donald Trump wants Bill Gates to 'close the Internet', Jeff Bezos to pay tax

Michael Thibault

Re: Exam question

@LK Interesting. With MK being re-published, it might be useful to have an e-edition that reframes sections randomly (and with appropriate changes to detail), as you've done, each with a different 'target'--the better to highlight the offensive nature of what underlies the work.

Michael Thibault

Re: Trump's latest trump

Let's be perfectly clear, here: Trump is not a fool; he's a buffoon.

And, in the land of the freak, even a buffoon can aspire to become anything they want to become--even the next PoTUS.

Hacker reveals lifestyles of the rich and famous in UAE bank pop

Michael Thibault

> some people find this kind of money between their sofa cushions when the pizza delivery guy shows up.

Site needed.

Darkode 3.0 is so lame it's not worth your time reading this story

Michael Thibault

The black hat in the pic looks only slightly distressed

... like he's only just begun thinking about the implications. (Image is a little over the top--and off the sides--I think.)

European Patent Office fires up lawyers over claims of cosy love-in with Microsoft

Michael Thibault
Childcatcher

Someone is thinking of the children, thankfully.

"the EPO has a duty of care for its staff, who are its primary responsibility"...

"all necessary measures to protect its staff and their families"

Look! Babies! Where, in all of this, do the parents... ? Oh, wait... patents... ?

I may have just put my finger on the problem here. Never mind.

Research: Microsoft the fastest growing maker of tablet OSs ... by 2019

Michael Thibault

Re: 5 years is a long time

Given the uncertainties we all must face with imperfect foresight, Mr. King, we envision that you will (probably) be able to pick up your pay cheque for this week in early 2020. In such case, you will, of course, have to sign for it.

Thank you for your contribution to Strategy Analytics, and for being such a good a team player.

Randall Munroe spoke to The Reg again. We're habit-forming that way

Michael Thibault

Next stop: making simple the very old big people's school word book's what-the-word-means using only the top ten hundred words.

(with a little help from http://splasho.com/upgoer5/)

Anyway, look forward to a close reading of Thing Explainer; I expect it will be entertaining, and a brain-strainer.

Apple's Watch charging pad proves Cupertino still screwing buyers

Michael Thibault
Trollface

>Those in thrall will pay the required price fairly willingly; that is their choice. The rest of us can go about our lives not caring very much.

True, you can, or could, but not all of "the rest" go about their lives "not caring very much"; there is, evidently, a vocal contingent among "the rest" who do care--very much, it seems--and can't give it a rest and just shut up about it. And they can reliably be called into action because conditioning is well understood. They're called 'twitchers', IIRC.

How TV ads silently ping commands to phones: Sneaky SilverPush code reverse-engineered

Michael Thibault

Re: Misuse of computers act, here we come

By the time that case crawls bloodied and bruised down the courthouse steps for the last time, there will be worse digital thuggery in the neighbourhood. The processes of justice have long been considered slow--and they're much too slow now that we've moved, practically everywhere, out of the realm of hours, minutes, and seconds into the realm of milliseconds, nanoseconds, and picoseconds. Reaction times aren't matching up to the pace of change. Catching justice up to a seemingly ever-quickening moving ethical and moral horizon seems a very unlikely possibility. A different kind of change is required.