* Posts by Martin Budden

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Upturned boat sails to Shed of the Year title

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Re: Nothing to contribute-Will the winner please take a bow?

The shed needs its own out-house. A poop deck.

Cosmic blast mystery solved in neutron star's intense death throes

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Firstly: Let's NOT leave out the duplicate "suddenly" because the original quote has the duplicate, and we don't dare correct Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Secondly: I claim boasting rights for the tagline on this article!!! See the first comment on last week's article.

FRBs and variable forces: a big week for astronomy

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Re: The laws of physics do NOT change in different places. @itzman

Yes, it is semantics. What I apparently failed to convey to the downvoters is that the way the universe works *is* the laws of physics, and if the way the the universe works changes then the way it changes is also part of the laws of physics. In other words, the meaning of the phrase "laws of physics" is defined by the universe itself, at all its different moments, simultaneously.

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The laws of physics do NOT change in different places.

If it turns out that local environment does affect the value of alpha and alpha is actually variable rather than constant as previously thought, that is a newly discovered law of physics - but it has always been true. Laws are laws and always are, it is only our understanding of them which changes.

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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....

....millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

Decade to 2010 was hottest, wettest: WMO

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Re: sadly

Can't afford ≠ don't need. Yes there is the strong correlation you mention, I was only questioning the idea that poor people don't "need" as much as rich people: the poor can't afford as much even though their needs as humans are the same.

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Re: sadly

If you don't "produce" much GDP you don't need much energy???

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Re: Graphics without error bars?

Error bars would be good. If you look at page 3 of The Sun, sorry, page 3 of the PDF you will see the numbers are given as ± 0.1°C. This is a small enough margin that the graph is meaningful. http://library.wmo.int/pmb_ged/wmo_1119_en.pdf

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The only thing we can do . . . is slow the process down by a miniscule amount.

The commonly-shown hockey stick graphs would suggest that the rate of natural warming is indeed miniscule (in the context of a human lifespan) but that the rate of anthropogenic warming is significant. If* these graphs are correct then prevention of further anthropogenic warming ought to be cheaper and easier than dealing with the effects.

*that's the "if" which generates the most debate**.

** I'm being generous when I say "debate".

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but... but...

Lewis keeps telling us warming stalled in the '90s! Is science proving him wrong? Surely not!

3-2-1... BOOM: Russian rocket launches, explodes into TOXIC FIREBALL

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Re: mass driver

Apart form the very exotic materials need to construct it, the biggest problem with a space elevator still involves listening to crappy Muzac for hours until you get to LEO.

Nope, a space elevator can't get you into LEO. It can get you to the same altitude as an object in LEO, but without any lateral velocity any attempt to orbit will result in you plummeting like a bowl of petunias.

A space elevator *can* get you to GSO without any problem: step off here (42,164 km up) and you neither fall nor rise.

Go even further up the elevator and you can step off and float to other destinations: letting go 50,960 km up will get you to the moon (if you time it right), letting go at 144,000 km will get you to Jupiter and then out of the solar system (again, you have to let go at just the right moment).

Carbon capture to biofuel process gets go-ahead

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Re: How does this reduce CO2 emissions?

Cut *nearly* in half: there are still losses to take into account such as building the new infrastructure and transporting the biofuel. But yes you are both right: yes it is an efficiency measure, and the carbon will move from locked in the ground to unlocked in the atmosphere. Not ground-breaking but better than nothing.

What would be better would be a system which grows algae which are then burned in the power station, the emissions from which are then used to grow algae, which are then burned in the power station, the emissions from which are then used to grow algae, which are then burned in the power station, the emissions from which are then used to grow algae, which are then burned in the power station, the emissions from which are then used to grow algae . . . sunshine input and electricity output (but would it just be easier to build a PV array?).

Innovative solution to modern art found: Shoot it into space

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WOFTAM

Eww! What have you done to the layout?

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Agreed! Not only is the greyness fugly, but the icons are now driving on the wrong side of the posts!

<-- I am very unhappy and wish to express my discontent.

Chinese 'nauts return to Earth after vigorous space coupling

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They took garden chairs?

Hope those chairs are stackable, it's not a big capsule.

Boffins create tabletop ANTIMATTER GUN

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Re: Teflon eh?

Grammar: the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

LOHAN cranks up old-school clockwork failsafe

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It will still twist!

Even if you pass the line through the centre of a bearing (great idea by the way) the line itself may still twist, which means you also need a small swivel in the line itself. Fishing supplies shops sell very cheap small ones which will be ideal, they look like this:

https://www.google.com.au/search?q=fishing+line+barrel+swivel&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=y9HQUdLcHOPSiwKb5IHADg&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1083&bih=904

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Re: Seeing the parachute laid out like that...

Which was photographed by the paparazzi with them fortuitously absent?

ftfy

Spaniards deploy self-propelled ROBOT BALLS

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How will they keep their balls clean?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6teWUd92AWQ

Boffins find evidence Atlantic Ocean has started closing

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TSUNAMI ALERT!

Where is the icon for Not Joking? The 1755 Lisbon quake caused a tsunami in which "great loss of life and property occurred upon the coasts of Cornwall". The new subduction zone is active and growing so the next quake could come along any time now. The UK (and presumably also France & Ireland) is at genuine risk of a serious tsunami.

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I, for one, welcome our GIANT TITANIUM INSECT OVERLORDS

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Re: Splat! @Otto is a bear.

feeglicide

Ferocious fungus imperils future of British gin and tonic

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Re: Not quite ...

What do the Ashes have to do with New Zealand?

Hubble spies unlikely planet being born in hostile neighborhood

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Impressive

176 light-years away and we can tell the difference between grains of sand and pebbles! Wow, just wow!

Scientists investigate 'dark lightning' threat to aircraft passengers

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Re: ISS?

Oops! I misunderstood "omnidirectionally" as "unidirectionally": I certainly do fail English forever. I believe my physics is still OK but I thank you all for your kind words.

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ISS?

Sure, planes fly around storms, but what about the ISS passing directly overhead? And because these bursts are omnidirectional there is no inverse square law in play so distance is irrelevant.

Nearly-transparent screen adds solar charge to phones

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Can they add a tiny wind turbine too?

ROBOT COW teaches Saudi kids where milk comes from

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Don't confuse a laban mustache with a labian mustache whatever you do.

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Re: No the lesson is this: democow with 50L inside.

First, assume a spherical cow...

Boffins hide cute kitty behind invisibility shield

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Re: Cat ina box

Every cat in every box ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKvNqe8cKU4

Waving an Eye-of-Sauron pulsating mock cock? Stop immediately

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Re: It's actually called the

Ooh arrh, ooh arrh ay, Ooh arrh, ooh arrh ay!

<--- Cider

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Re: Mordor

You're

Reg readers tumesce as they get their tongues round 'podule'

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Re: Adjectival form?

(verbing weirds language)

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Re: Adjectival form?

If I change something non-podular into a podule, do I podulate it?

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Re: A podule of pinheads

Weeping angels are terrifying.

Mind control hat makes quadcopter do what brain says

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Re: Hat

That's some bad hat, Harry.

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Nice idea, but unfortunately he can't grin any more; his nerve condition is getting even worse.

Icon shows no emotion, even though I feel sad.

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Re: Clever - can be interpreted in multiple ways

If you're going to invoke Viz please try to use the correct character: Finbar Saunders.

Who should play the next Doctor? Nominations needed!

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I don't care who the next doctor is, as long as we get to keep Jenna-Louise Coleman as the companion!

(and if we do get a female doctor, Jenna-Louise could use some of the acting experience she gained in Emmerdale... now that *would* be interesting)

Albert Einstein brings cheese and clean pyjamas to space station

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Re: Serious boffinry angle

Now I have an amusing image in my head of a "dropped" cat floating in the ISS, paws and tail flailing....

Gourmet chemists sniff out ultimate cheese on toast

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White sourdough, toasted under hot grill until dark brown on one side, turn over, spread with chipotle sauce, add sliced mushrooms, add elbo cheese, grill until bubbling and browning, add cracked black pepper, enjoy with beer.

p.s. No, not elbow cheese, that would be silly.

Boffins build gesture recognition using WiFi

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Re: Security?

Marginally less terrible than that fucking birdy song.

Hitchhikers' Guide was WRONG, Earth is not in a galactic backwater

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Re: Hmmm... (set-up)

Alaska!

LOHAN team regroups for second pop at SPEARS

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Re: Hydrohelium

It's easy to produce monatomic hydrogen, it just doesn't stay that way for very long.

Graphene QUILT: A good trampoline for elephants in stiletto heels

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It's only carbon, so it is biodegradable.

Quantum boffins send data ACROSS TIME AND SPACE

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If all this is true...

... we can now use a photon detector to receive messages sent to us from many years in the future. This is it! The moment that we learn everything there is to know about all technology that is developed from now until the eventual end of the human race!

Except that it's not true, and there is no such thing as sending information back in time, and the researchers' statement "In the scenario we present here, measuring the last photon affects the physical description of the first photon in the past, before it has even been measured. Thus, the 'spooky action' is steering the system’s past" is utter bullshit.

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Re: Help me, Obi Wan Quantobi!

How do you know the characteristics are not set? You can't know that for certain because you haven't measured them yet. All this entanglement stuff only makes sense if the characteristics of the pair of photons are actually set at the moment they are created: this way Einstein needn't get upset because there is no spooky action occurring; it's just us reading the state of one, from which we can deduce the state of the other.

IANAPhysicist but I can spot a fallacy when I see one.

CRUNCH: 'Drunk' chap cuffed in high-speed car nookie prang rumpus

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A ride without a happy ending.

NASA: Trip to Mars would exceed 'fatal cancer' radiation risk

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Go

You are absolutely right, by the by the mid-2030s treatment for cancer will have improved dramatically so the risk of getting what probably won't be a fatal condition is therefore a much more acceptable risk. Even better: the cancers most likely won't happen until two or three decades after making the trip, I'm confident that by 2060 we'll pretty much have cancer beat. Therefore, cosmic rays are no longer of concern.

Curse you, old person, for inventing computers!

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Re: >You were lucky, we had to use Edlin.

When I were young we'd clay tablets and a wooden stylus, and there were no zeros!