* Posts by Martin Budden

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Dear departed Internet Explorer, how I will miss you ... NOT

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Re: In a wonderful piece of irony...

No site redesign could fix that mug!

Sorry Dabbsy, couldn't resist the cheap (mug)shot.

Rosetta SNIFFS molecular nitrogen on Comet 67P

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sample size

"If 67P is a typical comet"

That's a pretty wild guess given the sample size of 1.

Oxford boffins publish fine-scale regional genetic map of UK

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Fascinating

It is interesting to see how the genetic groups are so closely aligned with inter-area rivalries which still exist today.

Boffins FOAMING over a Nickel's worth of hydrogen

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Re: Hydrogen is not a fuel, dammit!

Any chemical which burns in oxygen in an exothermic reaction is a fuel, and that includes hydrogen. I think what you are trying to say is that it takes more energy to produce the hydrogen than we'll get from recombining with oxygen (due to inefficiencies at both steps) which is true but not the same as saying it's not a fuel. Keep in mind that the production could theoretically be done at a location/time with a low energy price, and the usage could happen at a location/time which has a high energy price, resulting in the overall process being economically viable.

Caption this: CERN needs pic tags. Serious answers only, kids

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Upside down.

Pic 3 is upside down. Seriously. He's kneeling while positioning the honeycomb thing on the floor, not the wall.

LOHAN chap compiles 'tenner a week' cookbook

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Re: Makes me feel quite guilty

Then you are doing it wrong: I spend more than 10 quid a week on beer :-)

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Re: Dumpster diving, yes or no?

Assuming you meant "paleo" instead of "palaeo", that fad is a load of old codswallop. The British Dietetic Association said it is "a sure-fire way to develop nutrient deficiencies".

The reason there are so many humans swarming all over this planet is we are extremely adaptable, and our adaptability extends to diet as much as anything else.

Boffins brew up FIRST CUPPA in SPAAACE using wireless energy (well, sort of)

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Re: energy for cloud-cuckoo land

There are fairly large swaths of desert in North America (southwestern US) and Australia. Replicating "Sahara carpeting" in the other two regions would get much closer to 24 hour coverage, would it not?

Yes it would BUT how would you get the power from those uninhabited remote deserts to cities all around the world?

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Re: energy for cloud-cuckoo land

For space solar to make sense either... ...or it has to be supplementary, i.e. after carpeting the Sahara with panels still more power is needed

The reason we haven't already carpeted the Sahara with panels is transmission costs. Yes the Sahara gets lots of sunshine, yes the land in the Sahara is dirt cheap (pun intended), but the problem is the Sahara is a long way from major population & industrial centres where the electricity could be sold for $$$ (e.g. Germany). This bit of Japanese research is trying to improve transmission costs, but only works line-of-sight which means space-panels is the target application.

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Re: There's an app for that…

How do I convert that Unit Converter to run on Android?

Yay! Wearables! It's the future! Uh-oh! I'm going to be sick

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catwalk model

a catwalk model stood around looking vaguely embarrassed while dressed in a ridiculous gold ballgown adorned with huge gold butterflies.

Are you mad? The ballgown & butterflies were black & blue!

Pi(e) Day of the Century is upon us! Time to celebrate 3/14/15 in style, surely?

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Re: The American-centric universe

The World Series was named after (for?!) its first sponsor, a now-defunct eponymous newspaper.

Sorry but that's not true: www.snopes.com/business/names/worldseries.asp

Dark matter surveys turn up new satellites … orbiting the Milky Way

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Re: I ain't no cosmologist...

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Spray a big bit of outer space with flouro paint: you'll immediately be able to see where the lumps of dark matter are.

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Re: If dark matter exists

Unfortunately there is other stuff happening which is impossible under MOND theory.

OK, they're not ROBOT BUTLERS, but Internet of Home 'Things' are getting smarter

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And in the garage...

My new (and very cheap) car stereo is controllable with a smartphone app. You're thinking "yeah yeah, so it plays music and takes phone calls, well duh", actually it does other stuff too: I can set up the speaker balance and EQ and other fancy audio stuff in the app, which is a much nicer interface than fiddling with buttons on a car stereo front panel. I am pleasantly surprised by how much functionality there is for such a cheap stereo.

LOHAN leaps aloft & ports into virtual flight logger

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Re: Secret developments?

Presumably they need to be refuelled with a barley & hops mixture before reuse?

Boffins probe mystery of ANTARCTIC BLOOD GLACIER

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Re: Pardon my ignorance, but...

The evidence seems to suggest that amino acids can arise from atoms.

I can absolutely guarantee that atoms are involved in the formation of amino acids ;-)

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Re: Errrr....

About as long ago as you last cleaned your taps, from the sound of it.

Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Smažený sýr

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Haloumi

There is one cheese which fries beautifully, with or without the breadcrumb coating: haloumi. Find it, fry it, eat it, I promise you won't be disappointed.

Menopausal killer whales are wise old birds

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Childcatcher

Any new parent can attest to the fact that having Grandma available to help with looking after the newborn is a huge bonus.

Will NASA's Dawn spot ALIEN LIFE on asteroid belt dwarf world Ceres?

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Re: One thing I've never understood

With an ion drive?

UK spaceport, phase two: Now where do we PUT the bleeding thing?

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Re: "no UK Government ever spends any money west of Bristol"

I'm not sure whether Newquay is viable, either.

For a spaceport, or just in general?

Curiosity rover RENDERED ARMLESS by short circuit

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I'm going out on a limb here: unlike Earth, Mars is not mostly 'armless.

Atomic keyring's eerie blue glow lights SPB lab

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Re: Mine worked fine until about 2 years ago

Is the tritium is slightly less safe once released from the capsule?

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Re: UV blue

well what does "violet blue" mean then? Isn't violet purple?

Purple = red + blue (or to put it another way, purple = white - green).

As has been explained above, violet isn't really a thing, it's just the edge of the rainbow where the blue fades out of our visible spectrum.

NASA upgrades Rosetta, Voyager and moon landing tracker

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No, there was an awful made-up load of claptrap called "The Dish" about a completely different facility hundreds of kilometres away in Parkes which *didn't* relay the first images of the first moon landing.

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which bird?

I think it's a crow. Not a magpie (their beaks are light grey), not a currawong (their eyes are yellow).

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THANK YOU for getting the correct location for where the signals from the first Moon landing were received!

BOFFINS: Oxygen-free, methane-based ALIENS may EXIST on icy SATURN moon Titan

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Re: But they are yanks!

I don't know who down-voted John 98 but come on: Americans do this sort of thing with units really really really often, so it is to be expected. John 98's comment was spot on.

Boffin: Use my bionic breakthrough for good, and not super cyborgs

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Re: Once

Dances with Smurfs? Avatar was just a big-budget remake of FernGully.

Elon Musk plans to plonk urban Hyperloop subsonic tube on California

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Re: wouldnt it be better...

I'm fairly sure he would build a sky lift, if such a thing could be done. More research into ???limpet teeth??? needed first.

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Re: Tesla Showroom

A couple of days ago I saw a Tesla driving in suburban Canberra. The numberplate was TESLA.

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Re: Secure transport system?

We do want the stuff that goes in one end to come out the other.

How will we know if there's been a man-in-the-middle?

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Re: Is this intended to be a permanent fixture?

Paypal, sure. Not that I've ever used it, seen many complaints.

I use Paypal all the time, it works great. Never had any trouble whatsoever after many years of use. Don't be scared of it.

Caveat: I only use it for paying, not for receiving.

Russia considers keeping its own half of the ISS alive after 2024

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Re: How they going to fund it?

If the ruble is down the toilet it's got plenty of liquidity.

Must-have sports tech: No, not an Apple Watch, a TOMATO GOB-STUFF BOT

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Variety is the spice of (freakin' weird Japanese) life

The fruit-bot appears to work superbly with a standard-sized Alicante, but how would it cope with a Campari or an Azoychka? Enquiring tomatophiles want to know!

Love rats show sex while drunk will sober you up, say boffins

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Re: Not ALL 12 step programs

@ Anonymous Coward your post contains so much fail it is hard to know where to start... at the beginning I suppose.

Getting off drugs and alcohol is easy to do by yourself. Go to jail and dry out.

Your suggestion that people should intentionally acquire a criminal record in order to go cold turkey on drugs or alcohol is highly irresponsible: a criminal record is in itself going to cause further problems which will only make life harder, thereby increasing the chances of falling off the wagon. Then of course there is the added problem that drugs and alcohol are available in many jails, which means being in jail does not force a person to dry out.

If you don't have a belief structure then you really have no right to criticize those who do. Your criticism is nothing less than hate speech.

skeptical i did not criticise having a belief structure: the criticism was that science and fact should not be overruled by a belief structure. That is not an unreasonable opinion to hold and it is certainly not hate speech.

Not that I've tried it but there are drugs like Ayahuasca that do something simliar to Oxytocin (Block bonding sites)

Does Ayahuasca block bonding sites? Yes. Are those bonding sites similar to the GABA receptors blocked by oxytocin? No, Ayahuasca does completely different things so your mention of it is irrelevant.

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Re: Sex when drunk

"waste of sex" is an oxytocinmoron.

Want a MEEELLION-year data storage? Use DNA of course

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Re: You could duplicate it ...

The real challenge is self a self describing code.....

Forget the DNA stuff, this would be a valuable thought exercise in its own right, something Randall Munroe would probably enjoy.

Boffins grasp Big Knob, get ready to go ALL THE WAY at the LHC proton-punisher

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Re: The Higgs Boson has been found!

(This joke is best viewed in a Liverpudlian accent)

Q. What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison? A. You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.

Prawn cocktail offers hot new way to make solar cells

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Re: 'Once we've improved their efficiency...'

Catapult? Except that the landings are hard on the pig and also whatever he/she lands on...

A parachute could save their bacon.

Watch a hot, speeding space alien explode all over Earth's Beaver

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Facepalm

You go and tell Buzz Aldrin that he is among "the worst of the species", I dare you. Then after your face has stopped bleeding you can have a think about what sort of people get picked to go on very expensive and dangerous space missions.

HOLY SEA SNAILS! Their TEETH are strong enough to build a plane

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Why is El Reg dumbing down the sciencey bit?

I read this story in a "normal" newspaper and it was a great article which actually explained why limpet teeth are so strong and why they stay strong even at larger sizes (it's to do with thinner fibres being less susceptible to flaws, knowledge which has obvious potential benefits in carbon fibre manufacture).

But the El Reg article has completely skipped all the detailed sciencey stuff and instead aimed the article at disinterested numptys. Why? Does Kat Hall not realise that we come here for fun FACTS???

BLOOD STAR of the NEANDERTHALS passed close to our Sun

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Re: 0.8AU or 0.8 Light Years?

Last story of the day before I headed out for an interview.

When someone asks you "Pint of the usual then?" that's not an interview, it's a pub.

Big Brother in SPAACE: Mars One picks first 100 morons to suffocate, er, settle on Red Planet

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Re: In space, no one can hear you say "cut"

If the colony is actually self-sustaining then presumably they won't be eligible for Darwin awards due to the possibility of a continuing line of descendants.

That's a very big if, natch.

BBC: SOD the scientific consensus! Look OUT! MEGA TSUNAMI is coming

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Other triggers?

OK so the Canary Island landslide hypothesis has been debunked: it ain't gonna happen. But what about other possible causes? A large earthquake can also cause a tsunami, as Cornwall discovered in 1755 when they suffered "great loss of life and property" in the tsunami caused by the Lisbon earthquake. That same tsunami also destroyed some of the city wall in Galway, Ireland.

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Re: Slopey shoulders

Sadly I've had the same experience when complaining about a factually incorrect advert in Australia.