* Posts by Piro

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Facebook throws servers on their back in HOT TUBS of OIL

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Re: Cooling with oil? Not exaclty new

You can quickly go back further than that, the Cray-2 famously was immersed in 3M Fluorinert.

Now that was a computer that looked like a super computer was supposed to.

Expert chat: The end of Windows XP and IE6

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I'm certain there wasn't an 800MHz Pentium 4.

Swap your old iPhone for a new one, Tim Cook tells British fanbois

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Damn!

Why wasn't I informed?

I bought the last two of my android phones off ebay and they cost considerably more.

Panasonic throws in towel on plasma tellies, preps for BILLION-dollar kick in pants

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Re: Well, that's good news really...

It's not just my experience, a friend with a Galaxy S III showed almost exactly the same thing on his screen. These are not old devices with a lot of screen time.

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Re: Well, that's good news really...

OLED is garbage, though. Inaccurate colour reproduction, and they fade like hell.

As some have said of their plasmas - lasting 7+ years...

Well, you own an OLED TV for 7 years and take a close look at it. I bet it has degraded to shit.

The Super AMOLED screen on my phone has clearly degraded sections, and is not black in the dark, it glows grey, and blotchy areas are very visible at that point. The screen is not damaged in the classic sense, it's simply a property of OLED screens.

No thanks.

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Bloody shame.

If I was in the market for a giant good quality TV, I'd head straight to a Panasonic plasma, no question.

Brit inventor Dyson challenges EU ruling on his hoover's energy efficiency ratings

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Re: Hoovers???

Completely agreed. But then I only say vacuum cleaner anyway.

Printing the Future: See a few of UK’s 6.2 million 3D-printed ‘things’

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Re: application

Invisalign, right?

Be prepared... to give heathens a badge: UK Scouts open doors to unbelievers

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Re: Nice to see them catch up with the girls

Incorrect. The word "Atheism" just like "Asexual" is simply two words mushed together.

The word literally and ONLY means lack of theism. It has no other meaning or connotation.

It cannot be a religion. That would be literally exactly the same as saying because you don't believe in purple monsters that live under your bed, you are an anti-purple monster fanatic.

Simply not true. You simply don't believe in them because there is no reason to do so.

Android adware that MUST NOT BE NAMED threatens MILLIONS

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Re: Prizes for the first to find it out and post (no actual prizes)

Of course, I didn't go into those details exactly, because I'm not actually paid to develop Android's security policy.

So for me to say "running as a background process" "running on startup".. "accessing account information".. "sending emails without confirmation".. and so on and so on very specifically would be a fair waste of time.

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Re: And yet....

I'm confused; you are implying that Google cares to some degree, yet the tone seems to be negative.

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Prizes for the first to find it out and post (no actual prizes)

Horrible stuff, but really, Google should have allowed permission denying on an app long ago.

May I also suggest a very simple idea?

If an application wants certain permissions considered dodgy, maybe Google should require the source for review, or even charge for the permission use (paying for a code review, effectively).

How can they avoid being charged every time they update?

Put all the code that requires review in a separate function that can be checksummed easily without delay to ensure it hasn't changed..

Bling, bling, it's HTC here: Clear us a place on the gold phone bandwagon

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Irony

HTC used to make iPaqs and so on with fingerprint readers, but they never put one on a phone until Apple did.

What on earth?

Hollywood: How do we secure high-def 4K content? Easy. Just BRAND the pirates

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Re: You know they care about you

Cinavia already does it for the audio stream, now it's basically time for Cinavia in the video stream.

All bastards. They still don't get it.

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Streaming?

What's the point of "4K" (presumably in this context referring to 3840x2160, not actually "4K" which is a film industry term for 4096x2160) streaming?

Who on earth has the bandwidth for this? Normal video connections that have ENORMOUS amounts of bandwidth have to be upgraded to cope with the sheer amount of data. Our internet connections, even the best domestic ones available, would make a laughably compressed mess of this!

Between the bluray with a decent bitrate, and some massively compressed "4K" content, give me the bluray.

Brew me up, bro: 11-year-old plans to make BEER IN SPACE

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Fantastic stuff

He's got the priorities correct!

Martian Malt, Lunar Lambic!

AMD details new low-bucks, high-oomph graphics cards

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Re: Out of the (render) loop

NVIDIA has the very top end sewed up right now, since the 7xx series launched (Titan and 780).

Below that, you trade blows all over depending on budget.

Both have driver issues, with NVIDIA recently having some particularly egregious ones resulting in stability issues on older cards.

Apple iMac 27-inch 2013: An extra hundred quid for what exactly?

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Re: Another comparison

Yeah, I'd buy the Vauxhall and spend the money saved on something that would actually give me a tangible benefit.

Microsoft: We're nearly OUT OF STOCK of Surface 2 and Pro 2

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Re: So...

First comment did not disappoint. I imagined something similar.

Make almost none of them, say they've sold out due to demand!

Valve uncloaks prototype Steam Machine console specs

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Re: That's incredibly muscular specs.

Nah, Titan is not worth extra.

You can get factory overclocked 780s that run faster than Titan for a lot less money and heat.

Sony Xperia Z Ultra: The quad-core 2.2GHz MEGA SCREEN PHONDLESLAB

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Re: But

You know the phone division of Sony has almost nothing to do with that camera, right? Because of their Ericsson connection, SE phones have long used microSD.

This is no exception. They are by far one of the better phone vendors out there right now in terms of openness.

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Re: Whip it out in a bar and all your friends are certain to go: “Oooh...”

Really? You'd think someone was a tosser just because of the phone they had? You must be the life of the party.

Aruba rolls out cloudy enterprise Wi-Fi management system

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Ubiquiti.

With UniFi, you pay nothing to manage your APs. Highly recommended. Most Wifi companies end up looking like a goddamn rip off in comparison. Oh, and you can just go ahead and buy the APs from a normal supplier. No waiting for quotes or any of that bollocks.

I have no experience with Aruba, however. I'm merely sharing a personal experience. Too many companies wanted way too much for no benefit.

Third of Brits now regularly fondling their slabs, say beancounters

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Re: We'll see the usual pattern ...

I don't really think so. I think tablets are fast becoming a generic commodity.

As long as it has half decent build quality and battery life, and a web browser that doesn't chug on the pages you want to load, I honestly think that's the most important thing to most people, and it'll become a common and relatively unexciting item.

Screen grab by Google, Amazon could delay Retina iPad mini – report

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Re: 8GB?

Apple maths, where small amounts of NAND give massive bumps in retail prices.

As we all know, the flash isn't the problem.

Dell ‘xpands XPS line with 'WORLD-FIRST' MEGA-RESOLUTION laptops

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Re: WTF 16:9 again?

Yup. They cram in all those pixels, and still get the ratio wrong. Top and bottom bezels are huge.

IPCC: Yes, humans are definitely behind all this global warming we aren't having

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Re: Such a waste of time and paper.

Well, yes, over population is the real problem, from every possible angle.

Even if we had had some effect on the climate, crippling our economies to make a worthless impact would be foolish in the extreme.

BlackBerry Black Friday: $1bn loss as warehouses bulge with hated Z10s

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Contact the Cyanogenmod people for a quick Android port

Flog the lot at cut prices..

Blighty's great digital radio switchover targets missed AGAIN

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Re: DAB pros and cons

Your first pro is already done by an fm-rds receiver. My Astra H sets the in car clock very quickly after a change or battery disconnect from the fm signal.

Something that just works, and is everywhere. Why do we want to break it for some laggy, low quality, battery sucking rubbish again?

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Re: per cent

Either is fine, in my eyes.

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Re: DAB. Don't want it. Don't need it.

Agreed in full.

Apple iOS 7 makes some users literally SICK. As in puking, not upset

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Re: It wouldn't be an iOS update without some new complaint

Android

Settings > Developer Options

Drawing section - Window animation scale off, Transition animation scale off, etc. etc..

This is on a stock /Verizon/ ROM, even.

You can do it if you want to.

Travel much? DON'T buy a Samsung Galaxy Note 3

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No real desire to buy a Samsung handset anyway

I'm sure they're only the most popular because of marketing...

Same with their TVs and so on..

Elop's enlarged package claim was a cock-up, admits Nokia chairman

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Re: 18.8 Million Euros for what ?

Android is one option, but I like to think Nokia could have really made something of Maemo, I remember really wanting an N900.

The N9 was pretty nifty, too.

Jolla seems to be taking that path in some way.

Nokia could have done that, too, and had Android application support.

That way, they get to keep their in-house developed software, everyone's happy, Android apps are available from the get go, and nobody has to listen to what Microsoft says.

But, that's not how it turned out, eh.

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I'm getting divorced so I need 18.8 million Euros

Yes, rich bastards, this is exactly the sort of attitude that makes people hate you.

Because not only do some of you not deserve it (Elop doesn't deserve a penny), but clearly he's acting like a spoilt child.

Samsung unveils Galaxy Note 3: HOT CURVES – the 'gold grill' of smartphone bling

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Re: What's this got to do with the Note 3

It works for IMAX because of exactly that - the curve is very slight, and basically the entire wall is filled.

It wouldn't work if the edges of the screen are still firmly within your centre of vision.

Oh, these silly companies.

Grand Theft Auto V: Violent, sweary and amazingly ambitious

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Re: GTA V - PS3 unplayable

This is why I'm not wasting my time on it yet.

Once they sell me a PC version, then I'll be on board.

The current consoles are past their prime.

App Store ratings mess: What do we like? Sigh, we dunno – fanbois

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Re: Temporary Trolling Service

Click the website.

It doesn't work. Please learn to read.

'Bogus IT guys' slurp £1.3m from Barclays: Cybercops cuff 8 blokes

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How long before..

You can buy a keyboard that has an ip kvm in, and 3g dongle?

A simple cable splitter/with vga passthrough at the pc end later..

First look: Apple iPhone 5S and 5C

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Re: Whatever.

See, that's fine and all, but I use my smartphone for things other than calls, which I find extremely important.

No, not Facebook or Twitter, I don't even have accounts with either of those websites.

I mean things like navigation (standalone units with out of date maps are hopeless), email (which I use to contact people abroad instead of getting charged stupid text fees), camera (which is actually useful for capturing things I wouldn't have my normal, bulky camera for), web browser (extremely useful for discovering information - especially when on holiday - locating places to eat - finding out basic information such as opening times, etc.).

Just because telephony is a major part of the device, does not mean the ancillaries are useless. Far, far from it.

‘Priceless’ unique Palm ‘FAILEO’ laptop goes under the hammer

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Also, see the march of ever larger phones.

The product wasn't based around an incorrect idea. I just have a feeling the market wasn't quite clamouring for such a thing yet, and looking at the specs, it's pretty underpowered. Then again, even the first eeePCs were underpowered.

They were pretty crap too, but the things going for Netbooks at the time were: incredibly low cost, and the rise of web services.

Microsoft mocks Apple and new iPhones in vids it quickly pulls

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Re: It wasn't a light hearted poke

Upvoted.

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It wasn't a light hearted poke

It was retarded nonsense. It wasn't even the slightest bit funny!

The "Banned iPhone 5C" video on YouTube is orders of magnitude more amusing than this dross from Microsoft. It was also poor taste that their Tim Cook looked very much like an ill Steve Jobs.

Microsoft, spend more effort making things people want, not making crap like this.

It's Grand Theft Auto 5 day: Any of you kids remember GTA the First?

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Re: No PC Version...

Irony/trolling? Very poor effort.

Yes, the future is clearly a 7 year old console. If my eyes could roll harder they would fall out.

Jolla Sailfish OS to support Android hardware, apps

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I, for one, will be looking at Jolla with interest

Mainly if one of the "other halves" for the phone is a sliding keyboard. I could probably recommend that to someone I know quite quickly, due to the lack of decent sliders available, especially in the UK.

Android compatibility is just a massive layer of icing. Need to see how this whole thing pans out, though.

Nokia quiz: Do you know what a phablet is?

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Well, the first person to kick off this craze, was..

Dom Joly. No doubt, Trigger Happy TV's Big Phone sketch predicted the future.

He should of course get recognition in some way, in naming these devices.

TWO can play this 64-bit mobile game, says Samsung, crossly

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Re: Forget 64 bit

Circa 2003, Pocket PC, iPaqs.. probably before...

Windows 8.1: Microsoft's reluctant upgrade has a split-screen personality

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Re: I suspect...

I always read it "M Dollar" anyway, and it stops making sense. Which is good, because it doesn't make any sense, and should not be encouraged. I like this list.

Massively leaked iFail 5S POUNDS pundits, EXCITES chavs

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Re: chavs, rappers and hoes

My phone is so USDM that it has a bloody Verizon logo on it. I've never even been to the states.

Thank you ebay.