Of course he won't. It'll be declared a sexual assault, he'll go to jail, have his name put on the sex offenders register and his life will effectively be over.
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There's a reason that the fans are calling Rory "Time's New Roman"
Forget the marrows, do they have a Turnip that looks like a thingy?
Don't tell me people don't know how to use capitalisation and punctuation correctly? Or that they don't know the difference between their and there?
So actual footage of a phone being dropped and knocked around without damage isn't enough evidence to support their claims that it can handle that kind of treatment.
But ISPs can blatently lie about their broadband speeds and cosmetic manufacturers can use CGI and fake the results of their makeup with impunity?
And it's already starting to fail.
No, it means exactly the same thing over here too.
Hang on a second...
"Inappropriate payments to police" is a crime, but what about the policemen who accepted the money? What's being done about them?
Photo of the offending iWood
Ah, I thought it was just me
I had one of these installed when I moved house back in May and have to reboot it every day or two when it suddenly refuses to allow me to connect to my wifi. I thought there must have been something wrong with my network but maybe this is the problem.
Gotta love that logic
"if u do innocent members of the public who were at the wrong place at the wrong time and owned a blackberry will get charged for no reason at all"
So they retaliate by threatening the safety of all the innocent employees of a large corporation, none of which have any say in what the company decides to do. Yet another group of script kiddies who think they have the right to dictate how everyone behaves. "Do what we say or we'll fuck your shit up innit!"
So what exactly have Pastebin ever done?
The twats are now attacking Pastebin as a test of their latest script kiddie tool? How can anyone support these idiots who are willing to bring down innocent sites just because they feel like it?
They're no better than 419ers or malware authors.
He'll be going to prison then? The police have already demonstrated that an empty threat on twitter counts as an actual threat of violence.
Also, what's with the 'Expect us' bit in the original threat? Are anonymous getting in on this too?
Just what I was thinking
If you're in the top 5% then you get capped, so you're no longer able to remain in the top 5% and someone else overtakes you, but you're still limited for the rest of the month.
It sounds like someone driving alongside a race and kneecapping the 3 people in the lead, they
fall to the back of the pack and people 4, 5 and 6 are now the leaders. So they get kneecapped too, eventually everyone is forced to run in a line at the speed of the slowest runner.
Zombies take precisely 1 bullet to bring down. You put one in the heead then move on to the next one. Spraying masses of bullets at them is only going to waste ammo and reduce your accuracy.
"challenging a subject’s physiologic and kinesthetic systems to synergistically enhance cognitive function"
The moment I saw the 'word' "synergistically" this company lost any modicum of sympathy I might have had for them.
Money dear boy.
It's only a crime if you don't have the financial resources to hire a team of lawyers to "redefine" the law.
It was the first lab grown organ successfully transplanted into a living human.
Not exactly newsworthy
I don't think a single day has gone by where I've not found at least one spelling/grammatical error in an BBC news article. I can't believe that no-one is bothering to check any of their stories before publishing.
A small question
Why was he allowed to hire a PR consultant? Does anyone in a prominent role get free money to ensure their public image is on message and squeaky clean?
Surely the thousands that were paid for all the fluff could have been spent on, oh I don't know, hiring more actual policemen?
..."Loitering with intent to cross the road" and "Being in posession of an offensive wife."
Said in the voice of Professor Farnsworth...
So do you think you'll be able to re-attach it?
To shreds you say?
Forget the 3D tech
I'm more concerned about the eyebrows on the person in the patent diagram.
My heartfelt contrafibularities on the use of such a cromulent word.
Small flaw in your plan
It's already been proven that the law doesn't apply to politicians or policemen. It only applies to us proles.
I was with you all the way up to 'defeat all creationists' and 'grow pot first'.
I'm not saying I disagree with you, keeping religion from getting a foothold in a new colony is an imprtant step in ensuring it's long-term progress.
Unfortunately though, you sound like a nutter. No offence.
Who exactly is going to fund this? It'd cost orders of magnitude more to send people/food/clothing/farming supplies and that kind of money is currently only held by private companies whose only interest is in making more money. As far as I'm aware there is currently no world government actively pursuing human exploration of space beyond Earth orbit so this isn't likely to happen within our lifetimes.
If I'm wrong about this then I'd gladly volunteer to be in maybe the second or third group of colonists sent out there (wouldn't want to be on the first rocket, need to make sure it'll land safely first). Who on Earth (no pun intended) would pass up the opportunity to be amongst the first Humans ever to live on another planet. Even if you didn't survive past the first generation or two it'd still get you into the history books.
I don't understand the need for "ultra-thin(tm)" hardware
If I'm carrying a laptop around I honestly don't care if it's 3 inches or 3mm thick. I still carry it in the same way. As long as it's thinner and lighter than a breeze block I don't see any need to change it. Am I the only one who doesn't understand why everything needs to be paper thin?
Here we go again
"Cleary's mum told Sun Ryan was agoraphobic and has a history of mental illness."
Meaning, "My little angel is sick so can't possibly be prosecuted for any crime he's accused of, he couldn't help himself." Where have we heard that one before?
"Ryan used to be part of WikiLeaks. He has upset someone doing that and they made a Facebook page having a go at him."
Really? Someone was so upset they actually went on Facebook and set up a group? It's obviously the government harrassing him.
Extrapolation is it?
"At this trajectory, if you extrapolate the market-share gains that they are making, forward for ten years"
And if you extrapolate from the speed I travel out of the office car park on Friday afternoon, forward for 1000 years, then my Peugeot will easily break the light barrier. Hopefully passing the pub on the way.
Glad someone agrees with me
If this is true then they need to be stopped immediately. It's one thing to attack a big corporation it's another entirely to steal private information on potentially millsions of innocent people and publish it on the internet.
Again if true, this is them crossing the line into severe criminal activity needing harsh punishment.
Of course there will be people suporting them and saying things like "Yeah, stick it to the man, expose those security failings LOL!!!" but how will they feel when it's their credit card details being used by criminals. I've already had my card details stolen like this three times this year from different reputable companies and had to waste time cancelling and re-issuing my cards.
Yeah, 4 was an improvement and ran fine, the hardware rendering stress test maxed out at 60fps. A few patches later and it now runs at 9 fps, or 11 if I disable hardware rendering. Yes, on both of my PCs it runs faster with hardware rendering turned off.
My main PC is less than 2 years old and has been regularly upgraded, it doesn't have any issues running high-end games or 3D modelling but try to view a page with more than 5 gif's on it in Firefox and the browser practically locks up. Removing and reinstalling doesn't fix it either.
For reference, IE9 with hardware rendering turned on still maxes out the stress test at 60fps.
I agree entirely
I don't understand why they're rushing out the versions so fast. I'd prefer if they worked on getting the current version stable and faster first. It seems that with every release they've done over the last year or so the browser has got slower, I'm seriously considering jumping ship to Chrome but, of course, Chrome doesn't have all the add-ons I need yet.
There isn't a reason
It's a group of teenagers with too much time on their hands who think that disrupting high visibility targets makes them cool. There is no reason to any of these hacks, it's purely because they think it's funny to annoy people.
Lets analyse this statement a bit shall we?
"All the laptops were password protected"
means - We created an account in Windows with a username and password of admin/admin.
"our policy is to manually delete the data from laptops after the records have been processed."
means - We require staff to spend time doing something boring and long winded, ensuring that no-one bothers.
"We have started an investigation into the issues raised by the loss."
means - We are paying a consultancy agency several hundred thousand pounds to recommend that we start using encryption.
"Let's not mention the incest"
Well since everyone on Earth came from Adam and Eve God must approve of incest.
Starting to get pissed off now
This is the third email I've had in the last month from a big company saying "Sorry, we got hacked and all of your card details have been stolen." Then they shrug it off and go back to operating in exactly the same way. How hard is it to have a secure system?
Why are these details being stored in clear text?
What happens when I see money leaving my bank account? Are my bank going to reverse the withdrawals or are they just going to shrug and blame me for not keeping my details secure?
"Adequate physical security measures will be implemented"
Why the hell were they not implemented before now?
Apparently the council isn't even bothering to pretend that they were taking precautions before, now they've been caught they will make a show of putting some effort in until the spotlights move onto another council. Then it'll be back to business as usual.
"Can we have a symbol for government incompetence?"
We've already got one, it's called Parliament.
Not sure if trolling or just fanboi.
A few thoughts
How much power does that controller need? Is it wired or does it have a big battery on it, what sort of play time do you get before having to recharge it?
Someone contact Tom Lehrer
The songs going to need another line added.
There's Antimony, Arsenic, Aluminum,Selinium
and Hydrogen and Oxygen and Nitrogen and Rhenium...
That one doesn't count
It was written by an Englishman and used as a weapon against the Germans.
Giving them a break? From what?
We got the new daleks last season, they made a token appearance in the finale and that's been it. The 'new new' daleks haven't actually had their own episode since Matt Smith took over.
I also think it's good that this season is actually pretty creepy, the show is supposed to scare children, that's the whole point. If your children are too scared then don't let them watch it, if they insist on watching it despite being scared then the show is working.
Megablocks are bought exclusively by parents who don't really love their children.
Might actually be safer
Kids are using it anyway, they just enter a fake age to get in. If they're able to enter their real age and still use the site it'll be easier to identify young users and ensure they're not being contacted by 'dodgy' people. I know, I know, this might sound like a 'think of the children' rationalisation, but I still believe that having the users actual age will make it a lot easier to improve security for them.
Double standards again
If I stand out in public saying that I hear voices and screaming at the top of my voice that they're telling me that the world is going to end I'd get a nice new jacket with the long sleeves that tie up round the back.
But apparently if I claim that the voice in my head is god I would instead get media coverage.
"Qld police are not just a joke, they are thugs who think they are the best thing that ever happened to the world."
Just replace "Qld" with "The" at the start there and you're all set.
So you're saying I'm indestructible?
Roderick T Long, Really?
With a name like Rod Long he's well qualified to commentate on the issue isn't he?
Maybe that's it
Maybe they're ensuring a steady supply of extra packaging by sending the letters seperately, each in it's own well padded box?