411 posts • joined 19 Nov 2008
Re: Get your Martian Blueberry Jam right here!!!!
"C.M.O.T. Dibbler would try that."
It depends on whether you can get it to stay onna stick.
Emphasis on 'some' of the sheep. There are a few good ones but most want you dead.
Re: "Why bother mocking it up?"
Um, is it normal to produce an advert before you have a working product?
My phone is labeled as 16GB, it actually has 13.2 GB 'available', and the OS takes up another GB of that so I actually only get around 12. As far as I'm concerned that's false advertising.
Re: probably not a very fashionable thing to say, but...
"probably not a very compassionate thing to say"
What's compassion got to do with anything? He admitted to committing the crime a long time ago and has been kicking and screaming ever since in an attempt to evade punishment. As far as I'm concerned he's waived any right to compassion.
Is anyone else disgusted that the 'rights' to produce certain technologies are being bought and sold by soulless corporations purely to be used alternately as legal defense and ammunition?
Re: Every factory in China uses child labour
"Besides, all patents, copyright et al vanishes once you move production to China ... designs to the Xerox."
Don't you mean to the Zerocks(TM)?
Re: This depends where you are
I'm in the UK and I've seen multiple sales people marched out by security as they have a habit of trying to take customer data with them to give to their new employers. We even had a great one where an outgoing guy wanted to take 'personal' documents from his desk drawer but as there were lots of sensitive documents in there too he wasn't allowed to go through it. Ended up with them carrying his entire desk (drawers attached) down three flights of stairs to reception so he could go through with a lawyer present and remove only his property.
I had this on the Master System, the dancing stay-puft wasn't the boss fight at all, it was the second stage of four. You needed to get past him, go through a platforming-style level of climbing the buildings stairs to the roof, then fight Gozer. Or did this version omit the last 2 stages?
It's worse than you think
All of the images and page elements are held in a web accessible directory http://www.hpl-llc.com/files/.
Judging by the amount of useless markup someone with no web knowledge made this in something like Frontpage.
I wouldn't blame the testers, they probably reported the vulnerabilities that they found and were ignored by the managers who saw the cost to close the holes.
I'm pretty sure you can still run NoScript with the JRE plugin disabled.
Re: WTF? Java stopped being malware?
Indeed, I distinctly remember disabling JRE in Firefox a few months back when it caused some issues. Just checked and it's been re-enabled, wonder when that happened.
Re: Doctor Who?
Reusing the same enemies? You know the Daleks have only had 1 episode out of the last 2 series? (OK, they've had short cameos in 2 other episodes but that's still far less screen time than other enemies).
Can't argue with you about the ponies though, I can't wait.
First they came for the supermarkets, and I didn't speak out because I was not a supermarket.
Then they came for the Home Brewers, and there was no-one left to speak for me.
Minimum alcohol pricing reduces drinking, in the same way that ever increasing fuel duty keeps cars off the roads and thereby reduces congestion.
Just another tax with a ridiculous rationalisation, it won't be mourned.
Re: Aggravated Homosexuality?
Breaking and decorating.
Any relation to the ads for write-only memory? Write once, impossible to read. Perfect security.
Re: This from...
But only the right sort of imaginary friends. Imaginary friends that come from a different magical book are offensive and must be banned.
I'd like to think that one of the first manned missions would recover the rovers for them to be brought back as heroes.
Re: What A Load Of Homo Sapiens Bullcrap !
The argument is that the ever increasing number of cats bred in captivity is unsustainable as it's adversely affecting wild animals.
I think it's mainly because the people writing the requirements are non-technical people who have no idea what they're asking for. They put every conceivable qualification that they can think of down expecting god himself to apply (as he's the only one who could possibly meet the requirements) but after months of silence or unsuitable people they just settle for someone who can just do the job.
"having a 3-letter Twitter [handle]"
Sorry, what? What difference does it make what his username is? That's not privileged information, does he mean the password?
"close the loopholes by strengthening management"
Doesn't matter where you are in the world, corporate problems can always be solved by hiring more managers.
Funniest bit was the random guy at NASA who yelled 'holy shit' at touchdown before suddenly realising he was on camera and they hastily muted the feed.
Re: Why does the indusrty...
Not everyone goes to these shows to stare at half naked women. Some of us are interested in the content of the shows instead.
How can a guy with that much debt start up a new company? When you owe 9 figures to people isn't it about time that they start seizing your assets and taking your business off you?
So will the police be pursuing every person who insults or threatens me on the internet now? No? Of course not, I'm not rich and famous so I just have to deal with it.
If you go anywhere on the internet and participate in any public forum you get morons who will insult, swear, and threaten you/your mom/your pets. Everyone else just ignores this noise but if you're a celebrity then the police will now chase each and every one down and prosecute them?
"reputation management" for high-profile punters' social network profiles
Is that really a viable career now? What the hell happened to society?
Re: Mistakes happen
Mistakes like this should never happen on a live system.
Where was the error checking? Is there nothing that looks as a payment run and says, 'Hang on, this payment looks exactly the same as this other one. Is it a duplicate?'
"Become a government informant. Betray your family and friends. Fabulous prizes to be won!"
Re: Large UPS
"I think the batteries have to be internal."
Nope, the device just can't be connected to the mains. If you plug it into the wall socket it's considered to be a permanent fixture and so the building requires a license. So as long as you're wireless it's fine. Not sure how they'd react to a network cable though, I suspect that most of the people charged with enforcing this would have a hard time differentiating between a power cable and a cat6 cable.
Re: another 100m
40k a year for a programmer? Not sure where you work but I think I need to move there.
"a successful government IT project".
We should have it stuffed!
What am I saying? It will be by the time it's done.
Re: Fairly misleading article...
Quoted from his blog post
"I was stopped by a person who subsequently stated that he was a McDonalds employee"
"I noticed that Perpetrator 1 was wearing a name tag clipped to his belt. When I looked down at it, he quickly covered it up with his hand, and pulled it off and turned it around so that it was facing inwards, so that only the blank white backside of it was then facing outwards."
"The third person (who I will refer to as Perpetrator 3) was holding a broom and dustpan, and wearing a shirt with a McDonald's logo on it."
So that's the main assailant and at least one of the 2 people with him who are almost certainly restaurant employees.
Re: Fairly misleading article...
His blog said the one of the other 2 was holding a dustpan and brush. Not the kind of thing a customer would take to McD's.
Re: "asserted a copyright claim"
A video showing someone how to steal copyrighted content for free is a viable target for a takedown request.
Re: Question from the stupid person in the forum
It doesn't produce energy, just takes it in. One of the potential applications here is that when you fire enough energy at a small point, like they have done here with multiple lasers converging on a small area, you can ignite a fusion reaction which can then be used to generate lots of clean power, far more than you used to power the laser.
In this scenario the laser is simply the starter motor that kicks off the fusion reactor.
Re: Danger to people?
No, there's no danger at all. The planet's magnetosphere deflects most of the CME around the planet. Even the ISS is still inside that protective barrier so at most they'll see a slight increase in solar radiation.
Those of us on the ground or at the relatively piddling height of 40,000 feet won't see any difference at all, unless you happen to look up and see the pretty colours as the atmosphere gets all excited about it.
I once caught myself coveting the ankles of my neighbours ox. What do I do now?
Re: 8am and still no o2 connection since yesterday afternoon
Hardly any BBC reporting? It was the second most read article on their mobile site when I checked last night.
That's how I found out about the problem, I assumed it was just my handset playing up until I saw their article.
Re: And in what public forum
How quaint, you think the government somehow serves you.
It's been a long time since any politician in power acted in the interests of anything other than their own wallet.
VPN wont' help here as they're trying to stop the content being published in the first place, not just block access to it.
Re: Simple fix?
Except if they do that they're actively interrupting the intended communications of the affected PCs. While now they're effectively invisible proxies, the second they start actively changing where the users get sent the companies who have to spend money on fixing the problem can start pointing fingers at the FBI for disrupting their businesses. Given the general technical knowledge of your average judge, trying to explain what's happening would be a losing battle for the feds.
Re: People have been given plenty of notice
1/3? You think there are less than 1 million pc's on the internet?
Sorry, but is there any evidence other than data from Anonymous? Somehow I doubt the group has everyone's best interests at heart and I wouldn't even consider acting on information from them without some pretty hard evidence to back it up.
Shock horror - human rights abuses found in China.
Western corporations ignore the abuse in favour of continuing to make huge profits on outsourced labour.
News at 11.
Or perhaps the mobile app had some debug code left in it that wasn't supposed to run on their live servers?
One rogue DROP statement can cause havoc if they don't have proper backups and DR policies.
Re: So hate me why don't you
I've got the double pack too. The first (only?) film is one of my all-time favourites.
Watched the sequel once, nodded solemnly, put it back in it's place and haven't watched it since.
Re: all for a retail price of $300 (£191).
Ah, well you see there are difficulties bringing a product to market in a foreign territory and the distribution channels are far more expensive. Not to mention sales tax, import duty, window tax, backhanders etc. So it makes sound fiscal sense to simplify the process by charging the same numeric value in every country and only varying the currency symbol. Except in regions where the difference between the USD and the local currency would result in a loss for the manufacturer.
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