* Posts by Major N

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The Breakfast (Table) of Champions: Micro Machines

Major N

I used to play it at my friend's house on the NES, many hours lost battling it out. Good times.

It also nicely ties us to an article earlier this week since Codemasters were producing unlicensed NES cartridges (as well as the almighty Game Genie)

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Neat but narky at times: Pebble Time colour e-paper watch

Major N

Re: I see the usefulness, but not at full price

bought one second hand, the screen started tearing pretty much immediately. Contacted Pebble support, and after giving them the serial no, and pictures to prove I had that pebble, they sent me out a new one. Didn't even ask for the old one back. It took 6 weeks to arrive, but their customer service is great - they obviously decided that the financial hit for replacing them was worth more, as positive PR and increased consumer loyalty - than the negative press that would be generated by ignoring it.

Contact them - i'd be very surprised if you got nothing.

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UK.gov makes total pig's ear of attempt to legalise home CD ripping

Major N

Next there will be a levy on flour in case you format shift it into cake.

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Goodbye Vulcan: Blighty's nuclear bomber retires for the last time

Major N

They used to keep one at Woodford in the 80s/90s... growing up on the flight path, it was always a sight when this lovely beast came in.

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Ready to go again, soldier? Final Fantasy VII remake revealed

Major N

20th anniversary release, I bet ya. Just hope the initial PS exclusive doesn't leave me waiting a year for the PC release like with the original

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Don't panic. Stupid smart meters are still 50 YEARS away

Major N

Re: Madness

IIRC British Gas units use Vodafone. Other vendors may vary.

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Long, sticky summer ahead: Win 10 will be with OEMs by 31 August

Major N

well,i rebooted my 8.1 machine an hour or so ago and a new icon has appeared in my taskbar, so i can sign up for the upgrade when it is available, so expect actual information from MS soon

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A good effort, if a bit odd: Windows 10 IoT Core on Raspberry Pi 2

Major N

You're probably right, thank you. Clearly I needed more coffee

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"Windows 10 IoT Core is an oddity in that while it does have a GUI stack, it is limited to Microsoft’s Universal App Platform (UAP)"

"Note that IoT Core is not limited to UAP apps."

Anyone else confused?

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Citizens denied chance to vote in local-government IT cockup

Major N

My partner didn't receive a polling card; we spoke to the council who told us that she was registered and to just turn up; fortunately she is on the list at the station. We aren't in London, but it seems similar issues have occurred elsewhere, but our council was switched on enough to deal with it...

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Who thinks Microsoft Edge SUCKS? Erm, Microsoft

Major N
Coffee/keyboard

Re: WHAT DID YOU FUCKING SAY TO ME???

" I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it"

You owe me a new KB

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Apple Watch WRISTJOB SHORTAGE: It's down to BAD VIBES

Major N

Re: Obsolete? Upgrade?

More than that, it requires an iOS device to work. You won't still be using your iPhone 6 in a decade. And I suspect that when the iPhone 8 comes out with iOs 10 or whatever,. it will have dropped support for the first gen Watch, to force the cultists to upgrade anyway.

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Coat

Re: NTP - to correct "wrong kind of heart"

Would that be the Nookie Transmission Protocol then?

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REVEALED: The 19 firms whose complaints form EU's antitrust case against Google

Major N

if that were the case, why listen to US companies?

I also find it interesting that 6 of the 19 are German..

Never heard of Foundem either..

This all strikes me as 'My product isn't good enough to beat the 'Merkin company,waah, daddy EU legislate me some market share' whining by a bunch of also-rans, whereby there will be court cases for years, there will be a fine, google will have to add 'did you mean to search with bing?' labels on their search listings, the EU bureaucrats all shake hands with each other and pontificate on what a great job they did, while the consumers all continue using Google because it is good enough, but now more annoying due to the extra crap they're forced to add. So they use a non-eu TLD version instead, like with the right to rape kids and have it deleted^w^w^w^w^w^wbe forgotten charade.

TL:DR; its total shit that will do nothing but annoy consumers slightly and make lawyers rich while demonstrably changing nothing.

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Acer: 'We will be the last man standing in the PC industry'

Major N

Re: A.C.E.R

Where do you put the /good/ excrement, an iMac mini?

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Re: All in 1366x768!!

I think the 16:9 ratio is due to the panels being mass produced for TV use, which makes them cheap to procure

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Celebrated Pakistani female online activist Sabeen Mahmud dies in shooting

Major N

Your algebra is flawed

R+G=2(Bn)

R*G=Bn^2

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Ex-Windows designer: Ballmer was dogmatic, Sinofsky's bonkers, and WinPho needs to change

Major N

Re: Sounds like a Mental Health Institution

"I like OSS, but I don't believe that it is immune from "Ego, politics, and lies"."

See: Linus Torvalds

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Google drives a tenth of news traffic? That's bull-doodie, to use the technical term

Major N

Re: How many of these are using Google as their address bar?

I had to google that phrase. Your comment is already tagged (and the only hit, too) :P

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Oh no, Moto! Cable modem has hardcoded 'technician' backdoor

Major N

Re: What you have to remember

in my day, we called em 'Null Modem Cables'...

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Want a more fuel efficient car? Then redesign it – here's how

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Re: @ ChrisZ Advanced Motoring

"I believe they call it defensive driving to always assume everyone else outside of your own vehicle might an idiot."

Having spent years on a motorcycle, I live by that creed, albeit in the slightly elongated form "Assume everyone else on the road who is an idiot who is trying to kill you"

Riding a motorcycle makes you much more aware of what is going on in the road ahead of you; you're typically looking further ahead, aware of that person coming to the junction who may just pull out in front of you, or that car parked near an intersection so visibility of both parties at said intersection cannot see each other.

My pet hate is people in these ridiculously long vehicles who actually nose out into traffic just so they can see; I dread to think how many cyclists have been caught out by these... (though don't get me started on cyclists; red lights are for all road users, including you, don't blindly cycle through them like you own the road!). Is there a competition between german car manufacturers to a) sell to the biggest douches; b) see how close they can egt to getting the driver sitting in the boot?

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Bright lights, affordable motor: Ford puts LED headlights onto Mondeo

Major N

Re: pushbike headlamps

Isn't it technically illegal for the flashing lights to be mounted on the bike itself, I was under the impression that flashing modes were only for when the lights are mounted on the cyclist themselves...

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NASA tests crazytech flying saucer thruster, could reach Mars in days

Major N

m = milli; µ = micro

FTFY

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New Star Wars movie plot details leak, violate common sense and laws of physics

Major N

As much as I love Star Wars (The Original Trilogy, of course), I still marvel at their slower-than-light lasers.

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Blighty goes retro with 12-sided pound coin

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Fukushima radioactivity a complete non-issue on West Coast: Also for Fukushima locals, in fact

Major N

Re: No wonder Americans are scared

Since it is now obligitory to link this when referring to Fukushima here..

http://xkcd.com/radiation/

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Bottom falls out of Nokia's network rump

Major N

Re: Philips

I have a Nokia TV. Branded Granada though IIRC.. I think a lot of their stuff was rebadged by the rent-a-telly crowd back in the day.....

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Gadget world's metals irreplaceable, say boffins

Major N

Re: I can hear the piano now.

I remember being in France, with a friend of mine, heading along the high street in this small town , gleefully singing this at the top of our voices. Good times....

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This weekend: Watch HOT STARS shower! Moon won't interfere

Major N
Pint

well I'm up in the lake district this weekend so you know it's going to be thrashing it down for me!

I managed to see them from suburban Derbyshire last year

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'It's GOOD we stopped selling the iPhone'

Major N

"Vittu" is indeed the Finnish variant of the C-word.

I once saw a car on the M1 with the reg plate "V1TTU"

I wonder if he knew....

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Nvidia fixes hole that turns PCs into remote-control toys for hackers

Major N

It would be, except the amount of people who use blank passwords and easily guessable usernames means that being able to guess your way in would be trivial in a lot of cases.... especially since these people are the type not to have adequate firewalling in place.

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Star Wars VII: The Disney Movie signs Toy Story III script genius

Major N

Re: @ AC

There's an awful lot of After RotJ books that are officially Canon - well, that is to say, they /were/... they could do a lot worse than make Timothy Zahn's Thrawn trilogy...

Palp[atine, Vader and the Second Death Star may be gone, but by no means were all of the Empire's forces destroyed at Endor. Now, various Admirals etc, each with their own fleet, are warlords, vying to either unite the remnants of the Empire under themselves, or hold onto their own feifdoms. At the same time, you have the Rebel Alliance forming the New Republic, Luke going renegade and back again trying to resurrect the Jedi order... there's plenty that could be done.

I just hope they don't invalidate the twenty-odd years of post- RotJ canon with the kind of twoddle Eps 1-3 inflicted upon the saga....

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The hoarder's dilemma, or 'Why can't I throw anything away?'

Major N

I fear we are kindred spirits... I have a huge collection of old consoles, including most of those in your (very impressive) picture and an old SPARC Station 5... has to throw out the old Sun 20" CRT when I last moved (it was enormous and very heavy) so it goes unused, my dreams of having a fanless *Ux firewall/server dashed, when I could never get the Wyse serial terminal to work with it (I still have that, green on black).. and I never did find a connector to convert the Sun 15D3 or whatever it was video port to VGA...

I love the internal design of the SS5, so clean and minimalistic and functional...

Also got about 5 old PC boxes (I left 10 I'd acquired behind as well when I moved), 3 boxes of cables, a 386 compaq laptop (runs and boots still! Has the weird trackball built into the lid)...

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WoW cities wiped out by 'exploit'

Major N

Re: @AM

Actually, they _did_ implement such a measure... but only for levelling content. Every 8 hours your character is left unplayed in an inn, you will gain double the XP from killing creatures for the next 5% of your level.

They were originally going to have a 'fatigued' status for your character, so that beyond a certain point, you would only gain 50% XP until you rested, but that caused such a fuss, they gave you 'rested' xp bonus, and then doubled the XP needed to gain each level, thus having the same net effect, but without the QQ.

Of course, the real hardcore spend all of their time at max level, and this does nothign to impact them..

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Scottish brainiacs erect wee super-antenna

Major N

Surely that picture is not the antenna itself, but the chip that controls it? As others have said, the antenna would be a wire somewhere else within the device. Antennas themselves are merely dumb signal colectors/senders, the clever part is in the chippery that controls them...

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Were Lavasoft's buyers once on its hit list?

Major N
WTF?

Interesting...

I wasn't aware that the business had passed into such shady hands... I shall stop using and reccommending this software now.

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Airbus brews Scandium smackdown for carbon Dreamliner

Major N

UMIST

It raised a smile to se my alma mater UMIST mentioned. T'was a sad day when it was merged into University of Manchester...

Interesting to see the research going into these issues; I had no idea rivets accounted for so much of a plane's weight.

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French officials: 'Don't worry about fatal nuclear explosion'

Major N

Thats because no-one will dare tread in the middle ground, as it is now DMZ and chock-full of land mines.

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Nokia posts massive loss, blames 'ambiguity'

Major N

wow

NSN posted a lower loss than a year ago, with net sales up 20 per cent to €3.642

Wow, a whole three and a half euros! That's almost four euros!

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MS to WinXP diehards: Just under 3 more years' support

Major N
Headmaster

Yes but...

...does that include support for the virtual XP they've been shipping with 7?

Also 1000 Days is less than 3 years.

I'm David Beckham, and Harper Seven was my idea!

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NASA kills comms with deceased Mars rover

Major N

of course

if it wasnt for the bleeding heart scaremonger greens, we could have fitted them with small nuclear generators and then they wouldn't have needed solar power. Even on explosion i doubt it would have been much worse than Fukushima (itself a miracle triumph considering what battered the reactors there)

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Slovakian cannibal's dinner calls in cops

Major N

Anyone else.

..think maybe he'd watched a little too much The IT Crowd?

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Oz boffins in quantum computing breakthrough

Major N

A_A

I also assumed Not Safe For Most People

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Red Dwarf to blast off on new adventure

Major N
Linux

Two Hours W.O.O.

I think they've been talking to the king fo the potato people....

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It's the oldest working Seagate drive in the UK

Major N

You spin me right round round

I have a late 80s drive opened up, polished, and hanging on my wall as 'an art'

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World of Warcraft: Cataclysm

Major N
Coat

It's fantastic

Took my squidface Shammy to level 85 within 10 days, which was perhaps a little disappointing, but it's not about getting to 85 it's all about the dungeons. The Normal mode dungeons are sufficiently challenging that they're no faceroll, but with an intelligent group doing them at level is eminently possible. the Heroics are HARD. As they should be. Dioubtless after we'vew all got tier 13 we'll be facerolling them come the death of the Exp-pac, but not they are challenging. We spent many an hour wiping on them alrewady, with many more to come.

The new zones are reallyn nice. I agree about Deepholm, it is a little dark and samey, but Vashj'ir is lovely, with some awesome quests (who DOESN'T want to mind control a shark and swim around eating Naga, humming the Jaws theme all the while?). Twilight Highlands is Very Cthulu in places, which is cool.

Not sure about still wearing full T10 at lvl 85; I had one piece left. Admittedly, I wasn't wearing 25man heroic versions...

If you don't want to be queueing forever for dungeons, roll a tank. Then don't suck at tanking.

Mine's the one with the ilvl333 rare mace in the pocket.

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Man caught w*nking over Alan Sugar's autobiography

Major N
Coat

..comeback...

Is that the format rag mags come in now... hardback... paperback... comeback....

Mine's the one in my lap with the dodgy stains.

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Firefox extension detects FireSheep snoop software

Major N
Badgers

Surely..

Since the discussion is Firesheep, BlackSheep and the Sheep-like public, surely Ovine would have been a better choice than Bovine?

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Crowds greet A380 at Manchester Airport

Major N
Pint

well

I work on the flight path for Manchester, and grew up on it too, so I spent ten minutes in the sun waiting for it to pass over. It's big. Very big. There was a surprising number of people in the Tesco car park nearby stood watching too. If I'd have had my way, I'd have been in the pub beer garden at the landing end of the runway.

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