WFT El Reg?!?
Come on El Reg, at least try and get your facts straight.
1) Sarnie - (UK, informal) a sandwich.
2) Sandwich - A snack formed of various ingredients between two slices of bread.
So NOT a roll, muffin, baguette or bagle.
Removing these ineligible, non-sliced bread options brings the list down from 26 to 13.
3) Toasty (Toastie) - (Cookery) a toasted sandwich.
4) Toast - Bread browned by exposure to radiant heat.
As such you can not use Toast to make a Sarnie, as you are no longer using bread but toast. you are creating a Toasty.
Removing these ineligible, not-bread options bring the list down from 13 to an actually list of bacon sarnies of 6:
- The Bi-bacon Bounty
- The Sunny Side Down
- The Norn Iron Soda
- The Trearddur Bay Black Ops
- The Black, Brown and White
- The Cheezilla