* Posts by jai

2316 posts • joined 8 May 2007

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Wrist SLAP: Samsung Galaxy Gear smartwatch hands-on

jai

Re: Wrong on so many levels...

6. It has to be turned on each time you want to use it.

i've been using an iPod nano on a watch strap for the last 18 months or so and it's surprising how much of a problem it isn't having to turn it on to check the time on a watch.

just goes to show, i guess, how rarely i find myself needing to know the time (sitting in front of a computer for the majority of every day, it's far easier just to look in the bottom/top corner of the screen depending on if i'm at work/home

but the rest of points i totally agree with

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Give us a break: Next Android version to be called 'KitKat'

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awesome marketing idea

not Android, i mean KitKat - i'm going to go get one now!

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Techie Crotty will put £1m in Bletchley museum's kitty ... if you do the same

jai

Re: Cheapskate

well a single donation is only going to be news for a very short time, and it isn't going to encourage others to donate

this way, as you say, it encourages more of us to put our hands in our pockets too in order to assure the museum gets £2mil to spend instead of just one.

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Myst: 20 years of point-and-click adventuring

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nostalgia

i loved this game when i was a kid. possibly the first game i paid for with my own money?

i spent ages playing it on the mac - no idea what i was doing and i don't think i really got very far. but days and days of going round and round in seeming circles suddenly rewarded when i discovered something i'd previously missed that opened a new area and then i'd repeat the process of wondering what i should be doing next.

i liked the iOS re-release too - i think i instantly seemed to get further in that after a few hours than i ever did as a kid. i feel i've accomplished something in growing up :)

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Finally it happens: MAN BITES DOG - after stabbing himself

jai

Man Bites Dog

Isn't that the equally genius and disturbing Belgian film?

Must watch that again some time.

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Ballmer's emotional farewell to Redmond: I LOVE THIS COMPANY

jai

Re: What doesn't surprise me

kinda important not to get those two mixed up y'know

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BALLMER TO RETIRE FROM MICROSOFT

jai

Re: Interesting...

Well he did say "There is never a perfect time for this type of transition, but now is the right time." so i think you might be right.

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Fame-hating planets don't need to hang around STARS – boffins

jai

El Reg previously revealed

That's a bit of a stretch, isn't it? Surely it was Debra Fischer of Yale University in Nature magazine that previous revealed that, as stated in the El Reg article you linked to. All El Reg did was regurgitate the news.

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MYSTERY of Guardian mobos and graphics cards which 'held Snowden files'

jai

insurance scam

GCHQ demand data is destroyed, so at the same time, destroy several other old machines that were due for replacement, make the evidence of such very public in the newspaper, then claim the insurance on them to get free new models.

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LinkedIn lowers age of consent to 13

jai

"Hey, kids: can Facebook get you a JOB?"

I would like to challenge the implication that LinkedIn is able to get you a job either. Any company wiht an HR department that is relying on LinkedIn profiles for its hiring policy is not a company i'd like to work for.

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AREA 51 - THE TRUTH by the CIA: Official dossier blows lid off US secrets

jai

that's just what They'd want you to say - your tinfoil hat must have slipped

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Just add creepiness: Google Search gets even more personal

jai

No thanks

They can keep their kool-aid, thanks all the same.

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How much will Apple cough for ebook conspiracy? Trial starts May 2014

jai

Apparently the calculation works out to be about 500 million bucks:

http://www.macrumors.com/2013/07/25/apple-could-owe-500-million-after-being-found-guilty-in-e-book-antitrust-case/

It's a lot of money, but it's not exactly going to cause Apple any pain, considering the mountain of cash they have in the bank.

More painful to them will be the restrictions on being able to enter into similar contracts again in the next 5 years, particularly if they're looking to expand the TV show distribution and iRadio, etc etc.

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Microsoft cuts number of countries that will have Xbox One by Christmas

jai

But why?

It can't be because the demand is so great that all their inventory is going to be taken up by those countries that are getting it on release, surely?

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Samsung Mega 6.3: Enter the PHONDLESLAB

jai

Re: VLP == Vain Losers Poserphone

if it won't fit in a trouser or suit jacket pocket, then it can't be called a phone. this looks like you might need a trip to the tailor before you can carry it around, and for your own sake, don't dare sit down while it's in your trouser pocket!

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Peak Apple? HOGWASH! Apple is 'extremely undervalued,' says Icahn

jai

false "facts" within the article

Apple's shares have been sliding into the doldrums since the death of its adulated cofounder, Steve Jobs. Its stock price has shed around 22 per cent in the past year

I'm sorry, but THAT is hogwash right there.

Jobs died on the 5th October where AAPL stock was priced at 377.37

Today, the stock is priced at 489.

The "Peak" above 700 that you keep referring to was 6 months ago - well after he died, and well within Cook's reign.

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jai

Re: @Frank14 Parasites

the trouble is the market is too stupid to realise they're being manipulated.

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PEAK Apple: Cupertino's hopes died with Steve Jobs, says Larry Ellison

jai

poor comparison

the Apple of the 90's is not the Apple we have now.

and Tim Cook is certainly not John Scully.

the only thing that's the same between the Apple of the 90s and the Apple of today is that Jobs isn't running it. Everything else about the two moments in time is different. And for someone like Ellison, whom so many people seem to hold in high regard, not to realise that, is rather telling.

I suspect he knew that was the only way he'd get any headline action. Nobody reports the uncontroversial any more. Peak Apple? Peak journalism more like.

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REVEALED: Simple 'open sesame' to unlock your HOME by radiowave

jai

hmmmm

and i was quite taken with this solution so i don't have to struggle to use keys to unlock the door when my hands a full of shopping or large boxes: http://www.kwikset.com/Kevo/Default.aspx

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Netflix dares UK freetards: Watch new Breaking Bad NOW or torrent it?

jai

gotta applaud Netflix for this move.

as a result, i think i shall finally get around to watching this show - been on my "to-see" list for ages. i wish Netflix would allow me to temporarily download the shows to my tablet like you can with BBC iPlayer, so then i can watch it on the train

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This weekend: Watch HOT STARS shower! Moon won't interfere

jai

The dog shall have to cross his legs for an extra hour or so to ensure we head out for his nightly constitutional after sunset.

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ULTIMATE cuppa contenders prepare to go mug-to-mug

jai

looking forward to reading this article and the comments, but first...

... i need to make myself a cuppa...

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Publishers stand behind Apple in ebook price-fixing fight

jai

Re: Oh the irony

i think the publishers fear is that Amazon are now free to discount books as much as they like, because there's no competition. so the publishers will see all their profits disappear now.

Also, as Apple are now banned from using this model for 5 years, they'll be entering a price war with amazon to get the ebook business, so the two of them will drive ebook pricing through the floor.

great for customers, yes

but rubbish for authors, who'll get even less after the publishers take their cut

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Xbox One users will have to pay extra for Skype and gamer-gratifying DVR

jai

Re: Meh

really? omg that's awesome

i've been wanting to find a reason/excuse to get a Vita, but so far haven't been able to find a reason to. a bundle with the ps4 could be just the thing - depends how well the 2nd screen is used in the games. could be awesome

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Canonical: Last change to Ubuntu Edge phone price – we promise

jai

Re: $695!

but i thought the point of this was that it'll run a full desktop experience when you plug a keyboard/mouse and screen into it, but unplugged, you get a phone interface on it's own display? so that's 700 quid for a phone and a desktop.

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Apple patents laser, incandescent projector for laptops, smartphones

jai

Re: what happened to pico?

but that's the thing. projectors only really work well in a dark room and projecting on a white screen. my friend as one bolted to the ceiling in his lounge. great for watching movies, yes, but a pain in the proverbial to spend the time clearing space, setting it up, to watch, and even then, it's only great for the two people sitting in the right place, for the rest that are off to the side it's like sitting too far near the front at the cinema. takes the fun out of just having a quick game on the playstation.

whereas the screen on your phone/tablet/laptop works in all light conditions and is usable in any room of the house, regardless of the ghastly patterned wallpaper your mum put up.

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South Korea: We're 'concerned' that Obama saved Apple from ban

jai

I suspect this the White House was thinking less of "Apple vs Samsung" and more "America (f$%k yeah!) vs anyone else"

There's not many american voters in South Korea...

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Tick-tock, Apple: Obama has just days to stop US iPhone iPad sales ban

jai

Well the iPad2 is still for sale from Apple. And the iPhone 4 & 4S.

But presumable, only until the next iPhone and iPad models are released in a month or two. So Apple aren't really going to feel much pain if the ban goes ahead.

Also, I thought I read previously that it's a ban on importing these items, not on selling the stock currently already within the US.

But yes, if it helps to deter the ridiculous patent lawsuits, then it would seem like a good thing.

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jai

iPhone 4 3GS??

is that the iPhone 4S with 3G?

or the iPhone 3GS?

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Big blue Avatar movie spawns THREE SEQUELS

jai

three films??

meh,

meh

and meh

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Chromecast: We get our SWEATY PAWS on Google's tiny telly pipe

jai

Also, i'm wondering how well your browser copes with a 4gb HD mkv file? and how well does it then mirror that to the tv?

if it performs well then it could be interesting.

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jai

but you have to be using the Chrome browser, right?

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IT Crowd thesp eyes giant hot-air-filled FLYING SCROTUM

jai

oblig IT Crowd quote

"What OS are you running?"

"Vista!"

"We're all going to die!!!"

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jai

Re: Embedded YouTube clips

In fact, there's an argument to made here that it's a health&safety issue. If we can't watch this clip on YouTube, we may be putting ourselves at risk. So if we suddenly find we have said cancer, we can blame the firm and sue for £cha-ching£!!!!

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Leap Motion Controller: Hands up for PC air gestures. That's the spirit

jai

Mines on the courier truck waiting to be delivered.

As you say, it's probably a gimmick and won't really get used, but I'm looking forward to spending the weekend finding out :)

re: Minority Report? pah! i want to surf the net like in Johnny Mnemonic!!

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Steve Jobs' death clears way for '13-inch' JUMBO iPAD HYPEGASM

jai

13-inch tablet?

or perhaps they are just POC'ing a touch screen macbook air?

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Smartwatch makers: You need apps to beat Apple

jai

Re: Well..

Well.. that's you.

Me, I do want apps on my watch. I want my phone to be the device that does the internet connection and any heavy processing, and the watch to be my first interface to the phone. if i need more detail than the watch provides, then I can pull out the phone and view the equivalent app on the bigger screen.

charging two devices? I'm already charging a phone, a tablet, a laptop, and my ipod nano which is on a wriststrap and acts as a watch and podcast player, so another device wouldn't really impact my daily schedule. in fact, it'd replace my use for the ipod nano and so there wouldn't be any difference.

But that's me. We're all different.

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Beijing fanboi in coma after iPhone 4 shock treatment

jai

Re: Hmmm

The later incident was a genuine charger.

No, it was a third-party one as well:

http://www.zdnet.com/cn/another-iphone-shock-case-in-china-leaves-man-in-coma-7000018276/

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Man sues Apple for allowing him to become addicted to PORN

jai

There ought to be a law...

Surely this constitutes a complete waste of the court's time?

And also, for that matter, a waste of my (and your) time in having read, and now commented on, this article. Can I sue him because his money-grabbing antics have caused a drop in my productivity this afternoon?

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El Reg Playmonaut soars to 113,000ft

jai

awesome stuff!!

we need a playmobile reconstructi.... oh wait a minute...

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JPL wants to fire a laser at MARS!

jai

The Tick

Can we write our name on the surface with it?

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jai

You'd prefer another target? A military target? Then name the system!!

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Microsoft biz heads slash makes Ballmer look like dead STEVE JOBS

jai

xbox marketing

marketing now rests with a completely different operation

So the same department for marketing xbox and games is also going to be marketing windows and sql server?

We're either going to get really funky adverts for Visual Studio or very very dull marketing for the next Halo... which'll be bland and devoid of any colour or 3D whatsoever

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STEVE BALLMER KILLS WINDOWS

jai

Steve Balmer with one "l"? Runs the stationery cupboard?

"Yes, I'm Steve Balmer. I will have the penne all'arrabbiata."

"You'll need a tray."

"Do you know who I am?"

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Oh please, PLEASE bring back Xbox One's hated DRM - say Xbox loyalists

jai

this is so funny. it has to be someone trolling M$ to see if they'll flipflop again, surely?

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Dead STEVE JOBS was a CROOK - Judge

jai

@ David Neil Re: Article title

And how exactly do you libel the dead?

Take your time

I wasn't saying that Jobs was being libeled, I'm saying it is the Judge, whose words are being misquoted in the article headline, but still attributed to the Judge as having said them. Actually, perhaps libel isn't the correct legal term there?

But essentially El Reg is declaring that the judge outright said that Steve Jobs is a criminal.

Whereas, from what i've read elsewhere on this comments page, the judge accused Apple's management team, but did not specify Jobs by name. That's not what the article headline implies. So, wouldn't the judge have recourse to claim that El Reg is defaming her by implying she's the type of person to defame the deceased?

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