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Steve Jobs unveils iPhone 4

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not so

a 64gb iphone would eat into the sales of the 64gb ipad

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wtf

how _small_ are your hands and head ffs?

the strength of the iPhone 4 is the size and resolution of the screen - and you'd rather chop it in half?

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Queuing for an iPad? Why?

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yeah i'm not going to be queuing up tomorrow....

....because mine is currently in the courier van on it's way to be delivered.

i can't wait for it to arrive, because then i wouldn't have to try and balance this laptop on my arm right now as i try to type this while standing at the window looking for the delivery van to deliver my ipad

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Jobs drops hint on Google open video codec

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FAIL

trust?

yes, we all trusted Google to use their StreetView cars without trespassing and violating people's privacy or snooping all their private emails from their wifi - but this snug warm feeling of trust didn't actually stop them from doing all that did it?

just because Google are so big and mighty and have the monopoly over the web doesn't mean they're incapable of making a mistake

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World's mightiest supercomputer to design new nuke plants

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depressing

so the first ITER is expected to be of use in 2050?

i'll be in my 70s by then

and that's just the first one, in France, so by the time we then get around to building one here in the uk i'll have popped my clogs and will never know what it's like to live in a world where energy is free and the only worry is the occasional panic when the containment field breaks down and rolling ball of fusion breaks loose and melts down a city

this Jaguar had better cut an awful lot of years of the R&D - i don't want to still be paying for petrol during my 40s damnit!

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Adobe declares 'LOVE' for Apple

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Apple iPad

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re: Stuff I like to do

1. apparently printing is coming. but why waste the paper? just take the iPad with you and they could scan the barcode straight off the email on the screen, surely?

2. get yourself Handbrake (or similar) to convert those individual xvid files in a directory somewhere on your hard-drive, then use an Automator script to tag them with all the ID3 tags you need and load them in iTunes where it'll group them all nicely by show and by season with funky mini covers to speed your browsing. set up iTunes to sync only the oldest unwatched ones and then, each time you hook up the iPad, it'll remove the ones you've watched and load new ones. if you watch them on your iPhone too, it'll keep track of which ones you've watched and to where each time you sync each device.

3. get the camera connection kit and you can either browse the flash card directly, or hook the camera up via usb and do it that way. import the images and they're ready to show off in a sildeshow within the Photo app, or build into a presentation with Keynote, drop into an email or letter you're writing in Pages, etc etc

4. i'll give you this one. the iPad is not a recommended piece of kit for freetards. at least, not unless you jailbreak it and install some 3rd party homebrew s/w. if you spent two seconds googling you'd find some. Torrentula is one. surely with the iPad's file storage being easier to access by different apps than it is on the iPhone it's only a matter of time before some piece of homebrew will get the torrent address, download and unrar the files for you and pass them to a media player.

5. Eliminate Pro is a pretty good multiplayer FPS. I hear NOVA is quite awesome too. there will be more on the way soon

6. you download them on your pc/laptop, you drop them into iTunes, and then the next time you hook up the iPad, it'll sync them over for you. it's not very complicated or difficult. if for some reason they won't display in the default ebook app, get something like Stanza for the iPad and that'll read anything. and it's exactly the same process to load the files onto it.

7. you tag mp3s and then you delete them? you have nothing else better to do with your day? surely you're best bet would be to leave a script running to do all that for you on your desktop/laptop while you are outside enjoy the summer weather with a portable tablet device, listening to your much-tagged mp3s or watching your pirated pr0n

anything else i can help you with?

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lol

in a strange kinda way, i almost miss him

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laptop replacement

currently i have a laptop of which i only use 10% of it's functionality because i also have a much more powerful desktop machine with far larger screens

the laptop is the waste of space, but until the iPad, there was no other solution for casual web browser, email reading, quick look up of imdb while watching a movie

the iPad fills that niche that previously had to accomodate a laptop

now i have no need to replace my macbook with a newer model when the iPad will serve the same purpose much much better

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multitasking

read the write up on the iPhone OS 4.0 presentation.

multitasking under iPhone OS doesn't mean you'll have apps running at full speed in the background where you can't see them

apps in the background are in a semi-stasis, the register themselves for the events they are interested in and are only activated once those events occur so that they may process the event and then return to stasis - very low memory footprint

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Apple prices up iPad for UK

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not really a rip off is it?

36 quid isn't exactly a rip off

it's less than 10% of the total price, so it's going to be quite close to the sales tax price isn't it?

also, if you're bringing one home from the states, you're probably buying from a store on the street. but even if not, all apple stores add sales tax anyway don't they? i was under the impression that you had to claim it back afterwards if it wasn't applicable.

so at most (assuming only 4% sales tax), the UK price is only 18quid more

not even RyanAir offer a flight to NYC for less than 18 quid do they?

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50 million user Scribd scraps Flash for HTML5

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Opera too

I hear the guys at Opera have said they don't see much of a future for using Flash for video either

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Virgin Media deletes customers

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mine too

this week i've had good performance from my 10mb/s

the last month or so it had felt like it was getting worse and worse

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Man uses meat cleaver to fashion UK-ready iPad

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yes...

if you cut it down to size

and then it'll be too small for your iphone anymore

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Mac fanbois finally get Carakan of love with Opera 10.52

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Gates Horns

lol

M$ never gets old hahaha

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Global warming dirt-carbon peril models are wrong, say boffins

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surprising...

must be quite a shock to all these scientists to discover that having been around for 4.5 billion years, the Earth's ecosystem is actually fully developed to cope with such changes and maintain it's balance which has kept all of us alive for the last few million years

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Don't try to sleep with your iPad, doctor warns

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Troll

why would they?

El Reg knows full well that if they put iPad into the title of every article they can, we'll all click on it to read it - which earns them advertising revenue from all the stinking crap flash inserts

and then we click on the comments page to vent our rage and earn them 3 more advert views

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First among SQLs

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imbecile!!!

Stob articles are always good - you're just not reading them right!

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Pinhead Mac Trojan sticks it to fanbois

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no, not yet

can't stop the smug "no viruses here" just yet, cos this isn't a virus - you need to be a numpty and install it to compromise yourself

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New road made from pigsh*t in Missouri

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where's Tina Turner when you need her?

[the Blaster has reduced Missouri's power supply]

Auntie Entity: For God's sake, what now?

The Master: Who run Missouri?

Auntie Entity: Dammit, I told you, no more embargos.

The Master: More, Blaster.

[the Blaster puts all power out]

The Master: Who run Missouri ? Who... run... Missouri ?

Auntie Entity: ...You know who.

The Master: Say.

Auntie Entity: Master Blaster.

The Master: Say loud!

[the Master turns on the town loudspeakers]

Auntie Entity: Master Blaster.

The Master: Master Blaster... what?

Auntie Entity: Master Blaster runs Missouri.

The Master: Louder!

Auntie Entity: Master Blaster runs Missouri!

The Master: Lift embargo.

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A multitasking iPad? Let's bin the netbook

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laptops too

i have a laptop that i use when i'm too lazy to walk into the other room to use the desktop to surf the web or write some emails

so for me, the appeal of the iPad is even greater since it's far lighter and smaller than my laptop

my main worry is that it'll reduce the functionality of my iPhone to be just a phone and an iPod. 90% of the apps i'd rather use on the iPad's larger screen

there are no deal breakers that i can think of yet. if i need to use something that the iPad can't accomodate, i've got a desktop in the other room with all the connectivity and horsepower i'm likely to need... if i can just be bothered to get off the sofa and walk the 10 feet to the desk....

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Ten Essential Android Apps

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re: my fav

what do you mean "if you buy a new phone"? the new OS will run background apps on the old 3G phone too

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Apple to reveal hallowed iPhone 4.0 on Thursday

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SCSI Probe?

oh my, now there's a whole flood of nostalgia

such innocent happy days of my youth, in what seems now like a forgotten age

sniff

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Irish civil rights group takes aim at iPad launch

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They ought go Boondock Saints on Cupertino

Oh wait.... What day is it today?

Perhaps I'll wait until tomorrow before believing this article, it's just too funny to be true

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Pandora plus Endor: Multi hab-moon motherworld discovered

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cold?

also though, would it not be the case the half the time that the moon takes to orbit the gas giant, it'll be in eclipse from the sun, and so be very very cold? that can't be good for life can it?

so perhaps, less Ewoks and more Wumpa?

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SeaWorld killer killer whale must die, Bible insists

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physically impossible?

how do you stone a killer whale? the velocity of the rock is going to drop drastically as it enters the water, you might get a lucky strike if it's close to the surface, but then it'll dive down and there's no way someone could throw a stone with enough speed to hit with any force

for that matter, how the hell you do stone an Ox without pissing it off and getting gorged/trampled yourself?

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Experts rubbish iPhone for health use

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Curley said the ideal mobile device for use in hospitals would....

...would be the MOOOOOOON onna stick!! that's what Curley wants, the MOOOOOOOON onna STICK!!!!

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Note to Captain Kirk: Warp speed will kill you

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Culture

this is why StarTrek will never become the future. we all know it's pure hokum

now the Culture, that's the type of futuristic sci-fi that we should be aspiring to follow.

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BBC clambers onto iPhone bandwagon

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without apparently noticing that HTML could (and does) provide provide a standard platform

provide provide? that's taking doublespeak rather literally isn't it?

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JooJoo men strike back at CrunchPad suit

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screen advantage over the iPad

but it's horrifically green!!!!

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Virgin Media battles privacy campaigners on P2P monitoring

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how's it work?

when they look inside the p2p files, does it have to be a complete file? if someone is pulling down RAR archives from rapidshare or usenet or bittorrent, will it still be able to match the acoustic fingerprint? or doesn't it only work if they're getting an entire mp3 file in one transfer?

is the solution not just to apply some encryption to the source file?

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Apple's mega Mac on hold (again)

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really?

mine shipped on Saturday - so did they shut down production yesterday?

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Brits to get 3G iPad early - and at a reduced price?

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questionable

you say "That implies to us that a low-cost 3G package like the one Apple announced it's providing through AT&T in the US isn't a given over here."

if just last week they anticipated that they wouldn't be able to release the 3G one till June/July that but now they expect to release it alongside the US one, doesn't that in fact suggest that their talks with the UK operators are going very well and have speeded up the procress?

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Amazon deletes a 6th of its catalogue in book price barney

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crazy

lol - seems like a very childish reaction by Amazon that's pretty much playing straight into Apple's hands. Throwing the toys out of the pram like this is surely just going to hasten the amount of publishers that start using Apple's iBookstore as a distribution channel.

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Experts fret over iPad security risks

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risks?

so, what you're saying is that the iPad will pose the same number of security risks that anyone who surfs the web faces (regardless of platform) but has the added benefit of being safe from flash attacks?

i don't get the point about pdf files. you can open them by default in OS X. i thought the vulnerability there lay in Adobe Reader's execution of code within the pdf? but it's not Reader that you'll be using to view them on the iPad

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Apple's iPad - fat iPhone without the phone

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multi task?

why do you need multi tasking for work?

so that you can run twitter and IM in the background while you're "working" ?

there's going to be nothing to stop you writting a document in iWork, then switching out and reading an email, then back to the document, then flip into the photo viewer, copy a picture, back to document, paste, launch Keynote, put together a few slides, into Safari to look something up on the web

because all the apps will autosave on close, and when you open them, they'll likely go back to where they were last, they don't need to be persistent in the background. and you yourself can only do one thing at once

besides - if you're going to be working, you're going to want to be sat at a desk, so might as well use a desktop or a laptop. the iPad is aimed at those of use who sit uncomfortably on the sofa with a heavy and hot laptop on our legs and just want to surf the web while watching telly

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stock price

stock price being down is not interesting - it's ALWAYS down after an Apple event. either because everyone is cashing in on the recent spike leading up to the event or because all the websites and media had been speculating so wildly about the new product that the real thing could never hope to live up to

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Apple: iPhone App and iTunes stores don't make money

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loss leader

funny, but in my dictionary, "a little above breaking even" isn't in the definition of "loss leader"

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Apple earnings leap 50 per cent

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re: Impressive...

perhaps you should do some research and read El Reg's article on the Q42008/Q12009 report before you are so quick to 'meh'.

For a time when the economic fit hit the shan, as you say, it's hard to tell that they were even impacted by the downturn that everyone else experienced:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/01/22/apple_q1_results/

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Death of a commentard: Can the iSlate kill off Web 2.0?

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underestimate

i think you underestimate the consumers

granted, you're old and these new-fangled gizmos are confusing to you and if you can't find the keyboard straight away you get worried and confused and have to get a cup of Horlicks and a bit of a lie down

but your demographic doesn't count for toffee any more

the real consumers are the kids and the teens and those fresh out of college/uni earning their first wages and wanting to spend it on bright shiny things to watch bright shiny bites of entertainment that won't tax their short attention spans

and they're smart enough to work out how to input on a soft keyboard and won't complain that the lack of tactile feed back is disturbing because they have no nostalgia for the rubbery zx spectrum keyboard to sound of a reed switch clicking

they are ones who's opinion counts in the new age of computer use, not dinosaurs like yourself

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iSlate leaves fingerprints all over the net

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this

+1

i suspect you've hit the nail on the head right there

added to which, games and media apps are going to be the most graphically intensive and challenging apps - and also the ones that are mostly to be written using the developers custom classes instead of those provided by the SDK. and so are most likely to break on a higher resolution, and also best placed to stress test the new hardware

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not iSlate

all the evidence currently points towards the name being iPad - which makes sense, keeps it inline with the 'Pod and the 'Phone

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More problems for Apple's top desktop

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are you sure it's problem related and not high demand?

i have a 27" iMac currently on order, and it's not due to ship until next week.

i've just checked, and there's no change to the estimated shipping date

are you sure the move from 2weeks to 3weeks is not just due to high demand as everyone has a fresh wave of hope that they've fixed the screen issues and that it's worth placing an order now?

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balloning forum threads?

of course, you fail to mention that the majority of the content in those threads is just 4 or 5 posters arguing with each other. the signal to noise ratio is at least 1:2 if not greater

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3D TV: Minority interest for years to come

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glasses?

a colleague here at work keeps on saying about how great it'll be when all tv is 3D

but i really doubt the average consumer is going to want to have to wear stupid cheap 3D glasses just to watch the news or Eastenders.

at least, not until the likes of Oakley start making 3D specs :)

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New York Times builds paywall - very slowly

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why did they stop charging in 2007?

is it because no one was bothering to pay to read their articles?

do they really think that we're all so desperate to read the news that we'll suddenly start putting our hands in our pockets to get to it? when, instead, we can just watch one of the 24-hour news channels, or read a site like El Reg that will collate and comment on all of the news from everywhere instead and save us the time

or even, shock horror, pick up a hardcopy version at the newsagents

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Too much sitting can kill: Official

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have a break....

so if i spend 5 minutes every hour having a KitKat then i'll avoid being obese? awesome!!

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Sony Ericsson Yari

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typo?

if they renamed it the Sony Ericsson Yuri gaming phone i bet they'd sell a lot more

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Apple's 'latest creation' debuts January 27

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lol

yes, i wouldn't be surprised in the small text at the bottom of the invite says "Regtards not welcome"

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Steve Wozniak, your time is up

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re: dancing with the stars...

"He's enjoying himself. He's the little kid performing in the grade-school talent show."

dude, if i was dancing opposite a pair of legs like that, i'd damn well be enjoying myself and grinning for all i'm worth as well

i know our comments get moderated, but sometimes i think that the El Reg articles ought to get moderated before they get published too. this one is clearly due to Rik Myslewski being too lazy to do any real journalism and instead decided like to laugh at the fat geek - thereby probably alienating 90% of El Reg's readership

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