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where's Tina Turner when you need her?
[the Blaster has reduced Missouri's power supply]
Auntie Entity: For God's sake, what now?
The Master: Who run Missouri?
Auntie Entity: Dammit, I told you, no more embargos.
The Master: More, Blaster.
[the Blaster puts all power out]
The Master: Who run Missouri ? Who... run... Missouri ?
Auntie Entity: ...You know who.
The Master: Say.
Auntie Entity: Master Blaster.
The Master: Say loud!
[the Master turns on the town loudspeakers]
Auntie Entity: Master Blaster.
The Master: Master Blaster... what?
Auntie Entity: Master Blaster runs Missouri.
The Master: Louder!
Auntie Entity: Master Blaster runs Missouri!
The Master: Lift embargo.
i have a laptop that i use when i'm too lazy to walk into the other room to use the desktop to surf the web or write some emails
so for me, the appeal of the iPad is even greater since it's far lighter and smaller than my laptop
my main worry is that it'll reduce the functionality of my iPhone to be just a phone and an iPod. 90% of the apps i'd rather use on the iPad's larger screen
there are no deal breakers that i can think of yet. if i need to use something that the iPad can't accomodate, i've got a desktop in the other room with all the connectivity and horsepower i'm likely to need... if i can just be bothered to get off the sofa and walk the 10 feet to the desk....
re: my fav
what do you mean "if you buy a new phone"? the new OS will run background apps on the old 3G phone too
oh my, now there's a whole flood of nostalgia
such innocent happy days of my youth, in what seems now like a forgotten age
They ought go Boondock Saints on Cupertino
Oh wait.... What day is it today?
Perhaps I'll wait until tomorrow before believing this article, it's just too funny to be true
also though, would it not be the case the half the time that the moon takes to orbit the gas giant, it'll be in eclipse from the sun, and so be very very cold? that can't be good for life can it?
so perhaps, less Ewoks and more Wumpa?
how do you stone a killer whale? the velocity of the rock is going to drop drastically as it enters the water, you might get a lucky strike if it's close to the surface, but then it'll dive down and there's no way someone could throw a stone with enough speed to hit with any force
for that matter, how the hell you do stone an Ox without pissing it off and getting gorged/trampled yourself?
Curley said the ideal mobile device for use in hospitals would....
...would be the MOOOOOOON onna stick!! that's what Curley wants, the MOOOOOOOON onna STICK!!!!
this is why StarTrek will never become the future. we all know it's pure hokum
now the Culture, that's the type of futuristic sci-fi that we should be aspiring to follow.
without apparently noticing that HTML could (and does) provide provide a standard platform
provide provide? that's taking doublespeak rather literally isn't it?
screen advantage over the iPad
but it's horrifically green!!!!
how's it work?
when they look inside the p2p files, does it have to be a complete file? if someone is pulling down RAR archives from rapidshare or usenet or bittorrent, will it still be able to match the acoustic fingerprint? or doesn't it only work if they're getting an entire mp3 file in one transfer?
is the solution not just to apply some encryption to the source file?
mine shipped on Saturday - so did they shut down production yesterday?
you say "That implies to us that a low-cost 3G package like the one Apple announced it's providing through AT&T in the US isn't a given over here."
if just last week they anticipated that they wouldn't be able to release the 3G one till June/July that but now they expect to release it alongside the US one, doesn't that in fact suggest that their talks with the UK operators are going very well and have speeded up the procress?
lol - seems like a very childish reaction by Amazon that's pretty much playing straight into Apple's hands. Throwing the toys out of the pram like this is surely just going to hasten the amount of publishers that start using Apple's iBookstore as a distribution channel.
so, what you're saying is that the iPad will pose the same number of security risks that anyone who surfs the web faces (regardless of platform) but has the added benefit of being safe from flash attacks?
i don't get the point about pdf files. you can open them by default in OS X. i thought the vulnerability there lay in Adobe Reader's execution of code within the pdf? but it's not Reader that you'll be using to view them on the iPad
why do you need multi tasking for work?
so that you can run twitter and IM in the background while you're "working" ?
there's going to be nothing to stop you writting a document in iWork, then switching out and reading an email, then back to the document, then flip into the photo viewer, copy a picture, back to document, paste, launch Keynote, put together a few slides, into Safari to look something up on the web
because all the apps will autosave on close, and when you open them, they'll likely go back to where they were last, they don't need to be persistent in the background. and you yourself can only do one thing at once
besides - if you're going to be working, you're going to want to be sat at a desk, so might as well use a desktop or a laptop. the iPad is aimed at those of use who sit uncomfortably on the sofa with a heavy and hot laptop on our legs and just want to surf the web while watching telly
stock price being down is not interesting - it's ALWAYS down after an Apple event. either because everyone is cashing in on the recent spike leading up to the event or because all the websites and media had been speculating so wildly about the new product that the real thing could never hope to live up to
funny, but in my dictionary, "a little above breaking even" isn't in the definition of "loss leader"
perhaps you should do some research and read El Reg's article on the Q42008/Q12009 report before you are so quick to 'meh'.
For a time when the economic fit hit the shan, as you say, it's hard to tell that they were even impacted by the downturn that everyone else experienced:
i think you underestimate the consumers
granted, you're old and these new-fangled gizmos are confusing to you and if you can't find the keyboard straight away you get worried and confused and have to get a cup of Horlicks and a bit of a lie down
but your demographic doesn't count for toffee any more
the real consumers are the kids and the teens and those fresh out of college/uni earning their first wages and wanting to spend it on bright shiny things to watch bright shiny bites of entertainment that won't tax their short attention spans
and they're smart enough to work out how to input on a soft keyboard and won't complain that the lack of tactile feed back is disturbing because they have no nostalgia for the rubbery zx spectrum keyboard to sound of a reed switch clicking
they are ones who's opinion counts in the new age of computer use, not dinosaurs like yourself
i suspect you've hit the nail on the head right there
added to which, games and media apps are going to be the most graphically intensive and challenging apps - and also the ones that are mostly to be written using the developers custom classes instead of those provided by the SDK. and so are most likely to break on a higher resolution, and also best placed to stress test the new hardware
all the evidence currently points towards the name being iPad - which makes sense, keeps it inline with the 'Pod and the 'Phone
are you sure it's problem related and not high demand?
i have a 27" iMac currently on order, and it's not due to ship until next week.
i've just checked, and there's no change to the estimated shipping date
are you sure the move from 2weeks to 3weeks is not just due to high demand as everyone has a fresh wave of hope that they've fixed the screen issues and that it's worth placing an order now?
balloning forum threads?
of course, you fail to mention that the majority of the content in those threads is just 4 or 5 posters arguing with each other. the signal to noise ratio is at least 1:2 if not greater
a colleague here at work keeps on saying about how great it'll be when all tv is 3D
but i really doubt the average consumer is going to want to have to wear stupid cheap 3D glasses just to watch the news or Eastenders.
at least, not until the likes of Oakley start making 3D specs :)
why did they stop charging in 2007?
is it because no one was bothering to pay to read their articles?
do they really think that we're all so desperate to read the news that we'll suddenly start putting our hands in our pockets to get to it? when, instead, we can just watch one of the 24-hour news channels, or read a site like El Reg that will collate and comment on all of the news from everywhere instead and save us the time
or even, shock horror, pick up a hardcopy version at the newsagents
have a break....
so if i spend 5 minutes every hour having a KitKat then i'll avoid being obese? awesome!!
if they renamed it the Sony Ericsson Yuri gaming phone i bet they'd sell a lot more
yes, i wouldn't be surprised in the small text at the bottom of the invite says "Regtards not welcome"
re: dancing with the stars...
"He's enjoying himself. He's the little kid performing in the grade-school talent show."
dude, if i was dancing opposite a pair of legs like that, i'd damn well be enjoying myself and grinning for all i'm worth as well
i know our comments get moderated, but sometimes i think that the El Reg articles ought to get moderated before they get published too. this one is clearly due to Rik Myslewski being too lazy to do any real journalism and instead decided like to laugh at the fat geek - thereby probably alienating 90% of El Reg's readership
and very easily and interestingly explains the science bit so those of us without brains the size of small moons can understand.
"I strongly advise real estate developers and urban administrative inspectors see the movie and learn from it."
that seems like such a bad idea
they'll watch the film and think "hmmm, burning down the housing and carpet bombing to clear out the resistant tennants - what a good idea!" and after all, it's not like the resident of a 'nail house' is likely to have access to weird and wonderful alien creatures to use to fight off the invading bulldozers
offer the new phone to large corporate clients as a "litmus test"
this doesn't make much sense, because they already know they'll sell the things faster than they can get them to the shops
that said - didn't they only release the original SDK to corporations, and then to a limited number of individuals, and then finally to everyone?
expected to burn up in our atmosphere
of course, they _would_ tell us that, wouldn't they, regardless of if it's actually true
i would run for the hills, but that didn't save the dinosaurs did it?
to really kill the franchise...
they should get Joel Schumacher to direct it !
the google-hate is only because google are so dishonest about being a company that exists to make money
they insist they exist to make the world a better place for us all. but they won't acknowledge that
if they came clean and said "we're making gob-loads of money from this, and as a side-effect, here's some cool things for you, the hoi poloi, to play with" then we'd like them more
why not replace the real ads
when i read the article, i thought you meant that Google were going to be overlaying ads on top of the billboards and posters shown in the streetview images
that would be cool
an new challenger has entered the game
suddenly a new bread of El Reg reader has come out of the electronic woodwork in force
we've long had the war between wintards and Jobs-zealots (with the occasional smug volley from a freetard linux user)
but now it seems there's a new catelgory of googletards/oompaloompafidlers that the Nexus One seems to have brought into the limelight
one of these days El Reg is going to have to arrange a flashmob fight in a park somewhere where we can finally put the argument to rest
wii = global warming?
so Nintendo are the lowest ranked company - yet the Wii is the biggest selling console and arguably most likely to be found in any home. given the current weather conditions in the uk, it seems likely that we're all going to die in Day After Tomorrow style cataclysm and it's all Nintendo's fault!
yes because everyone's noticed how fingerprints are SUCH a problem for iPhone screens and it's crippled sales of the device hasn't it??
presumably you've never used any device with a shiny black screen even though you feel the need to disparage them, but when there's a bright light behind the screen, you won't see the fingerprints on the front. and when it's powered off, you're not looking at the thing anyway so who cares
if you're THAT vain that you have to check your reflection in the screen every 10 seconds then buy a small mirror you freak!
only if that is a microphone in the bottom right corner of the screen
surely the whole point of wanting an external keyboard is to enable text entry without the virtual keyboard taking up so much screen space. but without being able to override the iPhone's keyboard popping up, all this does is remove the portability of the iPhone - if you need a fullsize keyboard that much, get a laptop!!
kinda missed their goal?
it'd be easy to assume that the reason for the announcement was to try and steal some of the media frenzy that is building ahead of Apple's announcement later in the month. showing three devices, referring to tablets as slates, etc.
but if that's the case, they seem to have gotten it wrong. by such a lacklustre announcement surely they've just made Jobs task all the more easy. No need to turn the RDF up to 11 when all you've got to do is do better than Ballmer's effort
i do not beleive this
how can you have a movie based on battleships? it's the stupidiest idea ever
perhaps it will have an M. Night Shyamalan twist at the end where, you think he'd finally found the 5 squares of the last enemy battleship, but it turns out to just be a submarine and a cruiser together in a line
"can choose to avoid"
the trouble is, but taking ourselves out of the loop and keeping control of our "digital dots", the few times we do show up on the radar screen is going to loop suspicious and we'll end up being the first against the wall
Mac - not Dell or HP or Sony or any other
You don't know very far then.
Mac is a brand name. If it says you can only run it on a Mac computer with an Intel processor then you can only run it on a computer with the Mac brand on it (and Intel chips inside). and currently, those are only available from Apply.
Nike trainers are not any old trainers that you can put your feet into. In the same way, a Mac computer is not any old computer that you can load OS X on to.
what about an ebook
when you buy an ebook, you purchase a license there, don't you?
and if amazon had their way, you won't only be able to read it on their proprietry hardware
re: Microsoft caught in temporal shift
there's nothing new about this - i have a bumper sticker at home somewhere that says "Windows 95 = Mac OS 89" - all that's happened is the magnitude of the temporal distortion has decreased. Conversely, in the past, when Microsoft copied Apple, they made lots of money from it, these days, they're not *cough*Zune*cough*Vista*cough*...
god i miss my psion mx5
that was such an awesome machine at the time
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