16 posts • joined 4 Nov 2008
Mad cow diesease didnt kill me, Bird flu didnt kill me, SARS didnt kill me, Quite frankly im dissapointed in the severity of outbreaks these days. bring back the plague i say
Unless im being incredibly thick.
..C is a bit tricky?
I agree, its getting a bit out of date.
how does "Welcome to City 17" sound? :D
...that they`ll be taking exchange rates into account so that our euro friends wont be getting away with paying less for this "privilidge"
joke alert incase anyone attempts to take me seriously :)
Pretty harsh sacking her because she said it was "boring", its not like she said it was "the worst job ever, everyone that works here is a prick and i hope the building burns to the ground with them in it".
A Grip, get one
You mean they might actually have to do some parenting rather than sitting their spawn infront of the idiot box and waddling off to annoy someone else?
as the internet so eloquently puts it : OH NOES
The penny drops
OOOOOH, I-ball = "eyeball".
that took me way too long to get, damn apple :(
..They didnt Steak any money on it....
mines the one being pelted with eggs
Roll on the Daily Mail`s "BAN THIS SICK BREAD" campaign =D
Glad someone mentioned EvE, nothing says harsh penalty for death like you cruiser being blown to shit and you were too cheap to insure it =D
Taking under 10`s off the database
No jaqui, it doesnt work like that, the european union supreme overlord council or whatever they`re calling themselves these days demanded ALL innocent people get removed from it.
mabey she should spend some of our taxes on reading lessons rather than putting her fingers in her eyes, closing her eyes and pretending its not happening, la la la la
Better than most of the shite on TV these days :)
Doesnt the F-22 run out of ammo for its machine gun in something stupid like a few seconds? or was that a wikimyth :)
Possibly with frickin laser beams on their heads?
+1 for VM
16mbps in the evenings, also bittorrent is hardly a good example of a speedtest really is it? Guess im just lucky then =P
Lazy parenting again
Ah, cant be bothered to bring your kids up properly? Blame something else?
my parents taught me common effing sense, and how to tell right from wrong (on a basic level, no ethic debates please =P) meaning i can play GTA4, Postal 2, manhunt etc without going "HUR HUR I CAN STEAL CARS N SHIT YO" and getting killed
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