Re: I'm surprised the structure of the FBI is secret.
I think it was a bluff, make it secret so the Chinese think it's important. Then back at HQ...
"Why on earth are *they* reporting to *him*?"
"What does this department do? And this one?"
"What's the meaning for having 4 separate teams doing almost entirely the same thing?"
"This must be hugely important, let's get our best brains working out what the cunning Americans are doing with something that appears so completely illogical."
"But I thought Dilbert was fictional."