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9 posts • joined 30 Oct 2008

LHC dimensional apocalypse from midnight: Your thoughts

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@Planetary soup

The birds already tried to help us there.

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Japanese bloke gets arsey over artificial rectum

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Coat

Typical, really.

Health service in half-arsed diagnosis shocker.

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Orange UK exiles Firefox from call centres

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Paris Hilton

@Alistair Wall

You can download it at getfirefox.com

I for one couldn't tell the difference!

Paris, 'cos, well...She's kind of an orangey colour.

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Top British judge suggests ban on 'cruel' killer roboplanes

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Terminator

@Alastair

...Yet.

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Judge issues radioactive 'pr0n downloader' alert

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@John Savard

Alternatively, bombard him with more radiation, drop him into water and rig him to the national grid?

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Teen sacked for 'boring' job Facebook comment

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@Greg

"Office administrator" is just buzzword-ridden jobsearch terminology for "Coffee machine with some rudimentary typing skills"

The black flag because....Eh....Yarrrr?

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Kaspersky breach exposes sensitive database, says hacker

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@webdude

Illegal or not, it makes an interesting point that a computer security company could overlook a glaring hole like this.

Besides, the guy putting it out in the open was probably primarily to light a fire under the arse of Kapersky's designers to fix it. Security? Lead by example and all that.

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Teen-bothering sonic device now does grownups too

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Stop

Hmm...

Wouldn't it be easier to just play Venetian Snares? The majority of the population is going to either cry and run away or just start dancing.

Personally, I hate these bloody things. The local shop has one, and the bus stop to get into town is approximately...Oh, all of 5 metres from said shop.

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David Tennant quits Who

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Go

Hmm...

Personally, I'd go for Alan Davies, but that's just me.

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