* Posts by Kwac

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Royal Navy warship almost fires on UFOs

Kwac
Unhappy

Windows

There were some stories about the RN running Windows weren't there?

The combination of crap pre-war AA guns and crap post-war OS makes me glad I've left the UK

EC pressure on Microsoft grows

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Gates Horns

@Lee

"But my mother uses IE, she can't be bothered with downloading / installing anything else and as long as she can get on the web she cares not which tool she uses."

I know several people that use/used IE, but not through choice - because they don't know any different - and have been surprised, confused, concerned ("won't FF break Windows?") when they discovered there is an alternative.

The same with many other applications - including Office.

Wikipedia bans Church of Scientology

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@AC: 11:19

And doesn't one of the world's major faiths believe the Earth is balanced on top of elephants on the back of a giant turtle?

No, that's 'Discworld'.

Of the two, Pratchett is a lot more beleivable than Hubbard.

A lot more readable too.

Shifty study proclaims Brits a nation of freetards

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'Illegal downloading'

David Lammy, Minister of State for Intellectual Property, said, "Illegal downloading is not an issue confined by national boundaries."

Doesn't inspire confidence in the powers that be when even the tit-in-charge doesn't recognise that there is a difference between 'illicit' and 'illegal'.

Here's hoping he's on the Daily Torygraph's expenses list.

Critical Windows vulnerability under attack, Microsoft warns

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Gates Horns

@AC

Re advice for Windows users - transpose items 3 & 4.

Apart from that, makes a lot of sense.

Welsh mum amazed by Marmite Messiah

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Satan

is what it looks like to me.

Silly season starts earlier and earlier every year. Is it related to global warming?

Wacky Jacqui defends Michael Savage ban

Kwac

Why?

is she 'defending' this decision - it's self-evident that it's a correct decision (albeit possibly the only correct one she's made)?

McKinnon supporters petition Downing Street

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@One Sided

Petitions are one-sided, they're there as a means to assess public level of approval/disapproval to a current situation NOT to provide significant data - and certainly not to provide a basis for government policy change (unless it fits the political agenda).

If you don't like this petition (or any of the others ignored by No 10) start your own.

Finally, the only people likely to sign a petition are those a) buttonholed by someone with an interest, or b. someone who gives a toss about petitions' subject (i.e. the sample is biased) neither of which are a basis for any significant exploration of the subject of the petition.

BTW, have any of the petitions brought a positive response from No. 10?

Pirate Win 7 ruse used to build botnet

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MS torrents

Beats me why they don't torrent it, too.

Downloaded Ubuntu 32 & 64-bit when released a few weeks back - took about 4 hours.

With MS's market share it would likely be a lot quicker, this is exactly the situation Cohen designed it for.

But then when people still think 'you download it from bittorrent' & recognise they're Windows users you've got an answer.

ModBook Mac tablet turns up in Blighty

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how much?

for a new screen after the inevitable connection with desk corner?

Microsoft blocks dirty dozen apps from mobile store

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Happy

Number 12

about publishing user data.

This is MS vs Phorm.isn't it?

New Kindle: Wider, but still no broadsheet

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Still shackled

by Digital Restraints Management?

Oompa-Loompa and Tinky Winky cuffed for drunken brawl

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Happy

Ah, takes me back

to the days of Wolfie vs The Three Pigs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn8MmcLEXH8

Firefox users caught in crossfire of warring add-ons

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@Mike Powers

Its true alright, but all this story demonstrates is that developers are human.

Oh, and if the source code is available others can find out any nasty little surprises an application might have.

Army officer tossed laptops into the sea

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@Henry Wertz

"I don't expect soldiers to be 100% "precision" when they are ambushed."

You seem to have missed to words central to the story regarding the ambush and those killed - 'after' and 'captives'.

Windows 7 and the Linux lesson

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@James O'Brien

"I'm still waiting for a Linux distro to show up that I can pop on my hardware, then go to Best Buy and pick up a game that will load without tweaks to 20 million lines of code."

No, I won't insult your intelligence - I'veknown severeal very, very intelligent people that have had no common sense at all.

However, I doubt that even one of those would try to install a Windows game on a Linux box.

Unfortunately, its the mindset of the average fanboi that if it doesn't tun on Windows it must be crap.

Kwac
Gates Horns

Compatability

I've got an old laptop as a music server (Damn Small Linux & EDNA music server) originally it used Windows 95, but Windows 98 didn't recognise the USB port (NEC & MS weren't interested in updating)

I've got a desktop that I couldn't install XP on because it didn't recognise SATA drives, and I couldn't be arsed to put a floppy drive in to load a driver.

I've also had printers & scanners that don't work with MS's latest, greatest and 'most secure' product yet.

Microsoft don't want to repeat the "compatability problems with Vista". Why not, its what they've always done.

Hardware problems with Linux get sorted; it might take time but they get sorted. But if it don't work with Windows, bin it.

Pirate Bay judge and pro-copyright lobbyist accused of bias

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Stop

@mark

"Head meet wall."

"Ah, I see you've already met".

As previously explained the trial was NOT about a crime, it was about whether a crime had been committed, i.e. whether the defendants' activities were or were not criminal.

There are two polarized views.

Being associated with one side in the case it is not clear that the judge was able to decide impartially WHETHER THEIR ACTIONS WERE OR WERE NOT CRIMINAL.

The law not only needs to be impartial, it needs to be seen to be impartial.

Doh.

Canonical punts Ubuntu Jaunty Jackalope

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Gates Horns

Suburban Inmate

As I haven't used Windows since Windows 98, would you advise me how much shorter a period of time I would have to spend setting up a Vista box. Where would I find drivers, how do I set up RAID on Vista.

As you spent a whole 11 hours, and Windows is so much better in every way, can I plan on spending say, an hour?

BTW, I will have a full office system, and all that sort of thing installed during that time, won't I? I've heard that I'll also need something called 'malware'. How do i get hold of that?

Kwac
Gates Halo

Command line?

What's that?

Oh, I've checked Amazon and found a book to explain it all to me "Windows Administration at the Command Line for Windows Vista, Windows 2003, Windows XP, and Windows 2000" by John Paul Mueller.

Wonder if I can do this on Ubuntu; dumb question, of course I can't - its all point and click.

Verizon to prosecute anons for communications sabotage

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correct usage

of the word 'hack', or should it be 'crack'.

Pirate Bay loses trial: defendants face prison time, hefty fines

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Sony Music - How to increase music sales

Stop taking the piss, basically.

Wander along to wikipedia and look up the name of one of your new range of 'superstars' Leona Lewis.

You expect fans to go out and:

1) buy the album

2) buy singles from the album so they can listen to the B sides

3) buy the re-released album AGAIN, so they can listen to the album, listen to tracks already released elsewhere in the world, listen to the B sides of singles that you've already bought (plus an extra track) and watch promotional videos of the singles.

Whilst simultaneously blocking stores selling copies of songs she released prior to her appearance on TV - where one of the 'mentors' in the X-Factor was your 'A&R Executive'.

As an aside, as the costs for a download doesn't include transport, packing, storage, manufacture how much extra does she get for every copy downloaded from iphones, Amazon, etc?

As a further aside, would I get a reduced sentence if I downloaded on a Sony computer, recorded on a Sony disk, watched via a Sony DVD player on a Sony TV - or is that a completely different thing to assisting 'pirates'?

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limewire

There seems to be a direct correlation between the program 'limewire' on a computer and the amount of malware it contains.

Look for an upsurge in virii.

@Lee Jackson

copyright infringement isn't theft - it is covered by civil law.

Agree with 50% of what the spokesman said - the result is good for business. It will do sod all for those who make a living at creativity - they'll see nothing of either the fine nor 'improved sales'.

Police, Cameras, Inaction!

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Austrian tourists

The Grauniad - today reports that a retired Austrian tourist & his son visiting the UK were told by police officers, who cited terrorism laws, to delete their photos of a 'traditional' red London bus & Vauxhall tube station.

Dad regards this as a 'modern sculpture' and is therefore clearly deranged and a threat to the country. As he also says he has never been treated like this elsewhere even in communist countries, he inadvertently admits to actually visiting communist countries - so why was he allowed to go on his way?

I bet the plod were too bloody stupid to retain his camera memory card so this pinko can use any of several hundred readily available 'undelete' programs to plan his attack on London tube stations using 'red' buses.

Wolverine leak claims first victim?

Kwac

intelluctually stunted

enough to qualify for a position at Fox News.

Surely he will be sadly missed, even with this idiot gone the average IQ has probably decreased.

Which desktop Linux distribution?

Kwac

On my Toshiba 230CX

P1, 133MHz, 6 GB harddrive, a massive 144 MB RAM - I run Puppy Linux

When I upgraded it to Windows 98 it didn't have drivers for the USB port so it hung around in a cupboard for a few years.

Its fine for email, browsing. I used it as a music server (Damn Small Linux) for a while. Next incarnation might be FREESCO.

I also run Ubuntu (x86 laptop), Xubuntu (x86 Desktop), and Debian (AMD64 Desktop).

Moved from SuSE to Mandrake, ditched that when the Company fired the guy that started it.

Firefox 3.0 ekes ahead of Internet Explorer 7 in Europe

Kwac

user agent switcher

May reduce the results for FF

Wags barricade Jezza Clarkson in portable loo

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the expression

'shitehouse' comes to mind.

EC retires the Microsoft watchdog

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Unhappy

The banks

didn't need monitoring, either.

But MS is an entirely proper business, unlike those folks that were selling mortgages.

Stargazers peer into the 'Eye of God'

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Snopes is your friend

http://www.snopes.com/photos/space/eyeofgod.asp

Not one photo but a composiye - with colours 'enhanced".

July 2006

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Unhappy

religious nutters

on AOL have picked up on this.

"If a teacher tells my kids I came from a chimpanzee there'll be trouble" is not atypical.

'Lenny': Debian for the masses?

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Command line

To all you Wintards complaining about using the command line, how about this:

Get-Process | Where-Object {$_.VirtualMemorySize -gt 104857600}

You too can have more control; just install MS 'Windows Power Shell' - works in Vista too! I wonder why they developed it?

Of course, you no more have to use this (but you will need commands like like 'FIXMBR" or "/SFC" sometimes) in Windows than you have to use command line in Linux - but don't let a little thing like that get in the way of your prejudices (ignorance?).

Wanna see how to use Win 7 UAC to pwn a PC?

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Black Helicopters

@Charles King

"But still, we have clueless MS-bashers weighing in with their ignorant opinions. I'm disgusted."

looking throught he messages, comments can be broken down into one of 2 groups:

1. 'you're too late, MS have said they'll fix it already" and

2. "Thomas says "Untrusted code should only be run on dedicated test systems." "

Where's the MS bashers?

Kwac

Basil Fawlty

speaking of his good lady said : "next on Mastermind Sybil fawlty; specialist subject:- the bleeding obvious".

Thomas K. of Secunia said: "This isn't a major issue; after all it requires that the user already downloaded some executable code and decided to run it. No matter which security features have been built into the operating system, then the user should never run code, which they don't trust in the first place. Untrusted code should only be run on dedicated test systems."

And there was me wondering how virii got on MS machines.

Copyright cops launch MS-happy software compliance tool

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Anonymity

""It wouldn't be right of me to name names," he said."

No doubt he'll be saying the same thing about businesses are dumb enough to ask MS shivs if they've paid enough and found to be wanting.

HP UK pulls Linux from all new netbooks

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Unhappy

@ lack of Linux is a good thing.

"Considering the 2133, lack of Linux is a good thing."

*ALL* forum that report Windows users' experience of notebooks/netbooks/whatever bought with Linux have plenty of reports saying Linux is crap.

Purely because they look on Linux as a replacement for Windows and don't recognise that it is a different O/S .

"I can't even install Norton on it".

Rapists should be raped, declares Jordan

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@Jordan, is it/she a Hominid?

Greek to you, eh?

Hubby (with whom she appears to share a brain cell) is from a Greek-Cypriot family.

I suspect that the island of Cyprus (where they have just built a 'luvverly' pink house) will declaring a national holiday with the news they're heading for the USA.

Windows 7 beta washes up on Pirate Bay

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Gates Halo

News?

Of the first Windows 7 virii seem overdue.

2008: A year of cowboys in IT security

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Gates Halo

@ ac -And no mention of

A hint of desperation?

No mention - possibly because it had minimal significance when considered along the items reported in the article.

Problem found and quickly resolved. Other items mentioned went on for years.

Move along - nothing to see here.

(possibly the merest hint of sarcasm in the avatar)

HP caught flogging to Iran

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Black Helicopters

HP + CIA?

Superb plan to overwhelm the Iranian infrastructure - obviously the HP mouse on pallet, memory in oversize boxes were consignments bound for the foreign devils but accidentally sent to native consumers.

Microsoft's IE8 app dev survival guide

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Gates Horns

tech-savvy

"Many people who use IE are not the most tech-savvy people.... It's more ignorance than anything else."

Someone from MS in touch with reality?

Lets hope it spreads so the company recognises it has a duty to provide a secure OS for its customers who are not 'tech-savvy', rather than expecting them to clean up the mess.

Bumper MS patch batch spells client-side misery

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Gates Horns

@FreeTard

'Kernel' is the clue.

Yup, I restart if I patch the kernel.

Not when I moved from OpenOffice 2.4 to OpenOffice 3.

Microsoft faces second 'black screen' lawsuit

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Gates Horns

@Paul

You bought a license to use what you thought you bought.

The CD and its contents don't belong to you - they belong to Microsoft.

Read the EULA.

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Gates Horns

Crack dealers

“Although about 3 million computers get sold every year in China, but people don’t pay for the software,” he said. “Someday they will, though. As long as they are going to steal it, we want them to steal ours. They’ll get sort of addicted, and then we’ll somehow figure out how to collect sometime in the next decade.”

William Henry Gates III

July, 1998

The netbook newbie's guide to Linux

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Flame

sfc

So Windows leaves Linux in the dust because it uses command line?

Surely the paytards have clicked on 'Start', then Run' types 'cmd' followed by

'sfc /scannow?

Or do they just take their box down to PC World to let a 'professional' sort it out?

Must confess, I don't use command line in linux much, just click like the Windows' users.

FoxNews commentator Bill O'Reilly's website hacked

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Unhappy

El Reg...

"...why don't you stop with the bullshit about McCain not being physically capable of using a damn keyboard already? It isn't funny; it isn't clever."

The man who invented the Blackberry can't use a keyboard?

I suppose it'll take even longer than the 'Al Gore invented the internet' to lie down and die; after all - (unlike McCain) nobody actually made the claim.

Top adviser claims John McCain invented the BlackBerry

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@ Of course we all know...

Spot on.

High Performance Computing and Communication Act of 1991(known as the 'Gore Bill') - which (amongst other things) funded the development of the Mosaic browser.

Joseph E. Traub (computer science professor, Columbia University) says Al Gore "was perhaps the first political leader to grasp the importance of networking the country.

"Could we perhaps see an end to cheap shots from politicians and pundits about inventing the Internet?"

Brit trio convicted for liquid bomb terror plot

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Pirate

@You *can* make a liquid bomb

The BIG problem is not making it explode until you want it to (usually a significant period *AFTER* you start pouring it into a bottle).

US to give some rendition info at Gitmo trial

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Watch out

Living within 500 miles of Baghdad there was much amusement when Blair said we could be attacked by Iraqi missiles, and within 45 minutes.

Sadly we didn't realise the prat was a) believing false 'intelligence', and/or b) lying.

Is it time to apologise to the UN weapons inspectors that were withdrawn yet?

Neo-Nazi forum hacked

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@Civil liberties issues?

"No-one really believes in Naziism any more."

If only that were true, groups like Aryan nation wouldn't exist.

Neither would American Nazi Party, National Alliance, National Socialist Movement, National Socialist Vanguard, Ku Klux Klan (All U.S.), British National Party, Combat 18, British First Party, nor the various National Unity Parties.

What is equally frightening are those of the (predominantly) American loony right who claim Hitler was a socialist.

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