* Posts by Kwac

299 publicly visible posts • joined 25 Apr 2007

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Ballmer: Windows Mobile lost a 'whole generation'

Kwac
Gates Horns

Move along. Nothing to see here.

MS are doing what they've always done - 'innovation' by copying or buying out..

Apple's too big for them to buy so yet again they're trying to catch up, again not realising that what is needed is a computer/laptop/netbook/phone/tablet that works - the device is secondary as long as it does the job.

Linux game-time refined with latest Wine

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WINE 2.1?

I was surprised to read "Wine 2.1 includes a new set of icons."

Later you (correctly) report on WINE 1.2

ARM chippies cooperate on Linux

Kwac

British based

From the Canonical 'Contacts' page: "Our London-based head office is a good place to start."

Kwac

Canonical - UK based

From Canonical 'contacts' page "Our London-based head office is a good place to start."

The iPad, news saviour? Murdoch may have something here

Kwac
Jobs Horns

tempting

And iPad and the great Australian patriot R. Murdoch?

Where's my chequebook.

Biz Linux needs Office license to run MS web apps

Kwac
Big Brother

Do I need a license

Do I need a license if, using my Linux box, I connect to a website hosted on a Windows server?

San Francisco's rogue BOFH is guilty

Kwac

Jury room

IANAL, but I understand that its OK to discuss the trial when its over, but not what was said in the jury room, how decisions were reached,etc.

Icelandic ash cloud to keep UK skies closed 'til Saturday

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WTF?

May I express my sympathy

for all those that bought a house near an airport.

Surely someone should have mentioned somewhere along the line that planes take-off and land there?

Train rebrand costs us dear

Kwac
Unhappy

@ Erratum

As I don't use the railways, I'd much rather you paid for any changes than it being extracted from my taxes.

HMG never contribute to a new crash hat for me.

Pirate Party UK launches manifesto

Kwac
FAIL

courts?

Haven't courts in several countries decided that the GPL holds water?

Admittedly (as yet) not in the UK - possibly because there aren't any developers big enough in the UK to attract the attentions of FSF lawyers (e.g.Cisco/Linksys opened 'their' source code after letters from learned friends).

One in four UK schoolkids admits hacking

Kwac
FAIL

What I find disappointing

is that 75% HAVEN'T.

Kids today, etc.

Stats boss slams Tory use of crime figures

Kwac
FAIL

Grandpa's 'Lies, damn lies and statistics'

The 'lies damn lies & statistics' line (originally either Disraeli or Twain) is often repeated by those that know forkall about statistics.

If you notice, a politician (who knows nothing about stats) is being berated by a statistician (who does).

Think Aussie election rules are draconian? Look at the UK's

Kwac

'Balance'

If the BBC supports one side at ANY time we hear the other droning on about it. In the run up to elections especially so.

In the interests of 'balance' - that's why the lunatic fringe (including Nick Griffin) get heard.

One second-hand space shuttle: Yours for $29m

Kwac
Megaphone

@ theSensibleGeek

I recall seeing a picture in 'The Eagle Annual' in about 1962 of the Shuttle - only they called it the 'Dyna-Soar' (a cut-away drawing, not flown by 'Dan Dare'). I later discovered that the X-20 Dyna-Soar really did exist.

It was based on the Silbervogel - built by the Deutsche Forschungsanstalt für Segelflug by Eugen Sanger, and developed by Walter Bornberger (who had co-ordinated the German V1 & V2 programmes) - it was originally planned to take off from Germany, bomb the USA and land on Pacific islands under Japanese occupation.

I'm sure the Russians made use of Sir Isaac Newton's work to get sputnik up there.

Microsoft predicts Linux will fail mobile 'quality' test

Kwac
Gates Horns

ActiveSync

Need I say more?

Microsoft loses appeal on Word injunction

Kwac
Gates Horns

Deja Vu?

Stac Electronics

The year in tech lunacy - an El Reg guide

Kwac
Boffin

@George Schultz

I'd put Psystar WAY above Paystar in this year's list.

US told to keep its beak out of European decisions

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interesting choice of words

Most people, when talking of the 'swiftboat hullabaloo' would choose the much shorter 'swiftboat lies'.

Google shrinks its door to free WSJ stories, slightly

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Can't wait

for ALL of Murdoch's press to get off line.

Should do a bit to raise the level of awareness of current affairs/politics amongst a fair proportion of the population.

Prolific penis pill pushers fined almost $19m

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If only

If only the USA had an extradition agreement with Australia.

Or maybe they do, and Aussies politicians don't roll over for their friends across the Pacific - unlike their menials across the Atlantic?

Microsoft Silverlight - now with hidden Windows bias

Kwac
FAIL

Wow

Complete with Digital Restraints Management - now THAT' S what I call a real seller.

Catholic priests, scientists head to Rome to ponder alien life

Kwac

Aliens? Pah

Unless they look like us they won't have been made in God's image, so why's the church getting involved.?

Are they making an assumption or has someone been chatting to the Pope, L. Ron Hubbard-style?

MS forensics tool leaks onto the web

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Happy

" were briefly made available via BitTorrent"

Isn't this like saying "she briefly lost her virginity"?

Mandy declares 'three strikes' war on illegal file sharers

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Happy

@AC:14.21

Quite right.

I will only distribute via torrents fully legal material. e.g. today's Ununtu release.

I WILL NOT distribute any material I download from usenet using SSL.

As I'm not distributing it it's not a crime, merely a civil infringement.

BTW, I don't recall God giving me any rights.

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"I'm crap"

"I'm extremely well paid but I'm totally incompetent at my job of selling the musical products of other people.

"I demand that everybody helps me by putting the genie that is that internet thing back in the bottle so I can improve my life-style by trousering the reduced expenses of selling music online".

"All my friends in Hollywood agree with me, so I must be right."

Win 7 users shout: Where's my bloody ballot screen?

Kwac
Unhappy

@Anonymous Coward - 14.57

I agree completely!

I intend to join you and refuse to utilise the resources of any company that utilises 'linux nonsense', or any other freetard crap.

That's me fooked on tinternet then.

Prof: Extremists tend to dominate debates

Kwac
Pirate

@James 5

Strangely I thought the opposite to you.

The ones with the biggest mouths about climate change are the deniers - they tend to use extremes like "all to do with us" instead of the the indisputable (scientifically) "we are contributing to".

Michael Dell: Netbooks go sour after 36 hours

Kwac

Different markets

1. desktop, oir use at a desk.

2. laptop, for use where you move about a bit.

3. netbook., for use where you have to move about a lot.

(No number 4, even those w ankers whose emails end in "Sent from my iphone/blackberry - are they too thick to change their sigs, or do they expect us to collapse in admiration/envy?)

Ralph Lauren says sorry for incredible shrinking pelvis

Kwac

kissingthecarpet

Spot on - gay men are dressing women to look like boys.

Some years ago I treated (mainly) women with eating disorders. I regularly advised them to go to a newsagent and buy a copy of both Vogue & Playboy - both contain pictures of scantily clad/naked women - and compare the pictures in both mags. I'd then ask "who do you want to appeal to - the readers of women's magazines or the readers of men's magazines?"

Claudia Schaeffer once said "many women say 'I want to look like Claudia Scheiffer'. I want to look like Claudia Scheiffer".

And a magazine gets criticised for not 'touching up' Sarah Palin. FFS.

Judge tosses out patent infringement verdict against Microsoft

Kwac
Unhappy

judge says

"Bloody juries are too stupid to understand. But I'm very clever and know much more than them".

eBay fights for right to sell luxury stuff in EU

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@ _wtf_

MEP Honeyball. Yes, really.

Always cracked me up when news made mention of US ex-Secretary of State Eagleburger too.

Warning: Showers can seriously damage your health

Kwac

@AC 13:59

Are you really assuming that everything is suddenly thrown out immediately you turn on the shower, rather than the more logical (but not necessarily accurate) a load shot out, followed by gradually lessening amounts, until the shower is turned off?

However, if my assumption is accurate, the reason for letting the light of my life shower first makes more sense than just me being fully dressed & ready to go whilst she's still got the hair-dryer in her hand.

Campaign for official Turing apology gathers steam

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recognition, not an apology

I would sign a petition calling for official recognition of Turing's work during (and following) World War II.

That he was homosexual should have had no bearing on his treatment by governments then or now.

That he should receive official, but public, recognition of his achievements would not only go a little way to righting a wrong but would also recognise that discrimination on sexual grounds should have no place in Britain today.

Brain-jacking fungus turns living victims into 'zombies'

Kwac
Big Brother

@nextweek

One word, OK, two "peer review".

You don't just send an item into a journal and expect them to print it.

It's passed on to others in your field, returned/re-returned/re-returned to you for editing, updating, clarification - expect a MINIMUM of 6 months for it to be accepted.

Tories plan health record giveaway

Kwac
FAIL

MS sells 'Health vault'

Ms sold it's Health Vault to a consortium of health insurance companies today.

A spokesman for the consortium said "We see this as a valuable resource for income generation. From tomorrow, any doctor will be able to access patients records for a small fee."

"It will also put an end to distorted health insurance claims as we will know, for example that a patient has not fully disclosed that they attended a doctor for a common cold when they were aged 13. This will allow us to reduce overheads when checking claims benefiting both our customers and shareholders".

Impossible?

Taiwan consumer org 'froze' Dell bank account

Kwac
FAIL

@Ac 14.30

The website is offering you a contract.

If you agree to buy at that price the contract is completed.

Microsoft offers EU choice on Windows browsers

Kwac

Windows updates?

Will they still be IE only?

Microsoft GPL violation hits memory hole

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GPL

before all the 'GPL is crap' comments I'll say "if you write the code, you decide how it's licensed". NOBODY has the right to say otherwise.

If you want to use that code follow the rules.

If you don't like the rules, a) go without, or b) do it yourself.

Microsoft opened Linux-driver code after 'violating' GPL

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IANAL

but even I can understand the GPL. Even before I read the GPL FAQ.

I assumed that, as MS is a business company that deals with software (rather than the other way round) they'd understand it too. Time to change the law firm to a company that will advise you rather than tell you what you want to hear guys.

Even Skype, D-Link, Cisco, Supermicro, Verizon, Extreme Networks, Xterasys, Buffalo, Micronet, Aopen, Gigabyte, Asus, Securepoint, Edimax, TomTom etc. appear to understand it, although it took the courts to tell one or two to understand it. Strangely many seemed to have thought that the lawyers letters would stop if they ignored them.

If you write code, license it how you want. Nobody has the right to criticise you. If someone wants to use they play by your rules.

Open-source firmware vuln exposes wireless routers

Kwac
FAIL

@ Lost in a maze

Open-WRT?

hard day at the office?

Google's vanity OS is Microsoft's dream

Kwac

@Robert Long 1

No problem - let the professionals pay for (and get tax relief) Photoshop et al.

I'd suggest that Linux can do significantly more than what 80% of the population use their computers for though.

Linux isn't Windows - in the same way that a Ducati 996 isn't a Ford Ka.

RIAA claims victory in Usenet.com copyright case

Kwac

@ Steve Kay

usenet - because you've never tried it it's crap?

Take a look about little boy - and find out why it's lasted.

Usenet with SSL - problem solved.

Kwac
Welcome

Time for the NRA to stand up!

Looks like their stance that 'it's not guns that kill people, it's people that kill people' is becoming increasingly marginalized in the courts.

After all, it's not PirateBay/Usenet.com that infringe copyrights, it's people that infringe copyrights'.

Microsoft fans call for Opera boycott

Kwac
Gates Horns

@Defiant

Wrong - EU is telling your employers that they should not abuse their virtual monopoly.

Troll

Pressure group demands UK apes China net filter plan

Kwac
Linux

bring on the penguins

Unless you want to run the Chinese filter under WINE, of course.

One fifth of humanity deprived of Milky Way

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Simon 24

Problem is the lights that you want to keep on you, that's perfectly reasonable.

Its the amount of light you want to keep on you, and the amount of redundant light that goes nowhere but up.

BTW you've got a faulty 'r' on your keyboard 'pretty' came out as 'pwetty'.

AT&T jettisons the last of its Usenet

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@ac 17:26

So you don't use it - that means it must be shite?

Personally, I use it a fair bit, prefer 'uk.rec.sheds' & 'uk.media.radio.archers'.

Strangely neither of these (not being binary) have the pictures you might see on 'alt.fan.harry-potter.binaries.gay-kid-porn' (which does exist) or 'alt.bin.kiddieporn' (which doesn't).

Best Buy leaked memo spills Windows 7 upgrade details

Kwac
Gates Horns

7 will run on a computer running Vista (which Vista?)

There will be a lot of manufacturers out there will be unhappy if it doesn't mean a brand new box with 16 GB memory, quad-core processor, etc to run the 'Home' version.

Cray sells Opteron-Linux super to Swiss boffins

Kwac
Coat

and soon

Microsoft will be demanding it runs Windows.

Acer: Android netbook to come with... Windows

Kwac
Black Helicopters

and if I choose

not to run Windows, how much refund will the nice Mr Wang give me?

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