* Posts by Robert Grant

2234 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Aug 2006

GitHub users speak their brains on Microsoft's open-source efforts: ASP.NET shines, but WPF is 'a disaster'

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That said, Microsoft is more than capable of managing open-source projects and its Visual Studio Code repository is, according to GitHub's report, the project with the most contributors across the entirety of GitHub.

How many of those are Microsoft staffers?

Ocado shakes hands with Oracle on cloud ERP system to help it ply online grocer tech in overseas markets

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Re: "a scalable and flexible business platform"

The MBAs checked by saying, "But it's scalable, right?" To a chorus of nods.

Think tank warns any further delay to 5G rollout will cost the UK multiple billions – but hey, at least Huawei is out

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Or Starlink

Job done.

Cross-platform app toolkit Flutter lead Tim Sneath aims Dart at an ambient computing future

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If you want to learn Flutter

This is an amazing video resource: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ukSR1GRtMU

No affiliation, other than I followed the tutorials and they were completely excellent. Probably the best online video training I've ever done.

Where are we now? Microsoft 363? 362? We've lost count because Exchange Online isn't playing nicely this morning

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Re: NSaaS

Did you just invent SLAs?

Chap beats rap in WhatsApp zap flap: Russian banker walks from insider trading case after deleting software

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Perhaps we could just decide to believe designated holy members of the population when they accuse someone of something? It'd save a lot of time and generate a lot of social media clicks.

Russian hacker, described as 'brilliant' by judge, gets seven years in a US clink for raiding LinkedIn, Dropbox

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Re: Meanwhile Julian Assange faces 150 years in Solitary ...

I find that guy's writing style so tedious to wade through.

It's Google's hardware launch day, and what do we get? A few Pixel phones, Nest kit, and another Chromecast

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> HMRC on 30th Jan, anyone? Sometimes it's impossible to cater for the demand in this way.

It's not impossible, it's just HMRC decided to make everyone do something at the same time. Entirely in their power to change that.

Too many staff have privileged work accounts for no good reason, reckon IT bods

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They would normally be in a CRM, not in a shared drive.

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They ALL run their devices with local admin, the trouble I'm having trying to roll this back to least privilege is driving me insane!

That may be the least privilege that they need.

SAP S/4HANA rollout at Queensland Health went so well that hospitals bent over backwards to avoid using it

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Lack of training on the new ERP system seems to have been at the heart of the problems.

It's never the system. Couldn't be. Just not had enough training.

Uber allowed to continue operating in English capital after winning appeal against Transport for London

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A leopard doesn't change its spots

Was this insightful legal perspective delivered over the shoulder of an in-progress cabbie on a rant about the death penalty?

Alphabet promises to no longer bung tens of millions of dollars to alleged sex pest execs who quit mid-probe

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I agree, although given the money involved it's likely he was pushed.

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A similar situation unfolded when its chief legal officer David Drummond decided to leave in January. Jennifer Blakely, who was a senior contracts manager in Google's legal department, said in a blog post in August last year she had an affair with Drummond back in 2004 when he was still married. A few years after Blakely gave birth to their son, Drummond left their relationship and later married a woman who had left Google and then rejoined the biz.

How is that similar to the previous example?

Windows to become emulation layer atop Linux kernel, predicts Eric Raymond

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Re: ROTFL!

I like that you think "business applications" are the hard thing. Open Source devs have made the foundations of the hardest bits of computing, the giant iceberg of software that you see the tiniest tip of, and that your business application builds a minuscule house on.

Facebook is the internet's cigarette: Addictive and laced with nasty stuff – 'shocking images, graphic videos, headlines that incite outrage'

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No one said it was so wrong. Other than perhaps the article on outrage-inducing headlines.

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Lots of words in those PDFs.

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Facebook is the internet's cigarette: Addictive and laced with nasty stuff – 'shocking images, graphic videos, headlines that incite outrage'

Good job on the outrage-free headline.

Meet the ‘DPU’ – accelerated network cards designed to go where CPUs and GPUs are too valuable to waste

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They're being laughed at because people don't know that different solutions are economic at different times.

Not Particularly Mortifying: IEEE eggheads probe npm registry, say JavaScript libs not as insecure as feared

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To be clear: this study is only on already-detected vulnerabilities. They've no idea of the total number of vulnerabilities.

Ethernet failure on Swiss business jet prompted emergency descent, say aviation safety bods

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Like all complex machines in the modern era, jet aircraft are essentially flying servers

All complex machines fly? Don't tell the nuclear submarines.

Tesla to build cars made of batteries and hit $25k price tag about three years down the road

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Re: The year of fully autonomous Tesla is just after the year of the Linux desktop

The paperless office predictors didn't bank on Scrum and Post-it note usage.

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Re: Paris Driving

You won't be able to drive in Paris soon.

I'm not sure anyone in Paris is able to drive.

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Re: Structural Batteries?!

He's such a good showman that, quite often, physics also believes his crazy ideas, and his company autodocks a spaceship with the ISS while autolanding the fuel tanks on autobarges.

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Joke

Re: Applefying the car

Fuel tanks most certainly can hold water.

As you're scrambling to patch the scary ZeroLogon hole in Windows Server, don't forget Samba – it's also affected

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Last week, Uncle Sam's CISA took the rare step of issuing a hard deadline for federal organizations to patch their systems against the flaw, notifying IT bods they had until the end of September 21 to make sure their domain controllers were up-to-date.

Excellent.

Onwards! To the airport and adventure! And this rather lachrymose Linux screen

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Re: I wouldn't call it "Linux despair" ...

All we need is a camera pointed at every screen, with some AI to recognise error screens. Then the AI can electroshock a meatbag (its words, not mine) to get them to fix it.

It couldn't be simpler!

Microservices guru says think serverless, not Kubernetes: You don't want to manage 'a towering edifice of stuff'

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But he conceded that serverless has restrictions. With functions as a service (FaaS), there are limits to what programming languages developers can use and what version, especially in Google's Cloud Functions, which has "very few languages supported".

I think there are 4: Go, JS, Python and Java.

Nowhere near as many as Azure's...5. And one of them is Powershell.

Another reminder that bias, testing, diversity is needed in machine learning: Twitter's image-crop AI may favor white men, women's chests

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Re: Rebrand opportunity?

No one wrote code to exactly identify this. An AI was trained on a set of images. You're a million miles off.

OnePlus to drop slightly better version of latest flagship next month ... and that's the T

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Given they're dual-SIM phones, they're actually pretty useful for BYOD. Just plug in a work SIM.

Imagine working for GitHub and writing a command-line interface for the platform, then GitHub makes an 'official' one

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Microsoft flexing its peerless ability to discourage any third party contributions to its ecosystem.

We're not getting back with Galileo, UK govt tells The Reg, as question marks sprout above its BS*

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It's built using the Metric system. We demand Imperial measurements! We will pay in Groats.

Microsoft forks out $3m in back pay settlement to make Feds' hiring discrimination probe go away

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Re: No it doesn't

For every sane person whose legal philosophy amounts to "no smoke without fire", sure.

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Proof is a bit old-fashioned.

Space. The final frontier. These are the voyages of 'Advanced Night Repair' skin cream helping NASA to commercialise space

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Re: Who wouldn't

It's a line from Aliens, mate. Remember, every time you say "some people" you sound like a fishwife character from a 70s comedy.

Nvidia GeForce RTX 3080 debut derailed by website glitches, bots, lack of supply

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But efforts to pass federal legislation to ban bot-based buying, such as the Stopping Grinch Bots Act of 2018, have yet to be approved.

The problem is getting them to define what the wrongdoing actually is. A web browser is software acting on your behalf to purchase things, for example.

Alibaba wants to get you off the PC upgrade treadmill and into its cloud

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PCs are lasting pretty long these days.

Apple takes another swing at Epic, says Unreal Engine could be a 'trojan horse' threatening security

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Re: They tried to cheat their way out of payment system they knew upfront about.

Maybe it is to you, but I'd hardly call the cost of a Mac and iPhone (and maybe iPad) a "tiny up front fee".

Did you think Apple let you develop, test and release iOS apps from a Windows or Linux box?

Do you think Windows and Linux boxes are free? And the devices are optional, and while you should have them, they are not the registration fee.

The registration fee for the app store is something like $80 to register a dev account.

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Re: They tried to cheat their way out of payment system they knew upfront about.

It's not just that. The entire development ecosystem is created and maintained by Apple as well, and they only charge a tiny up front fee to register to use all of that. It's not just a shop (although that will also cost a reasonable amount to maintain and run).

Never mind that you can run Meet on any old computer, Google unveils specialised hardware for vid-chat plat

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I'd pick it over Webex. Webex is terrible.

Not content with distorting actual reality, Facebook now wants to build a digital layer for the world

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Re: Lanyards...

Note: must be personally identifiable.

AWS Aurora PostgreSQL versions vanish from the mega-cloud for days, leaving customers in the dark

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Re: Sorry, I don't understand

It's neither.

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Lost time with these database instances will never be recovered but with some explanation, closure and healing may be possible.

Wait - isn't this a tech outage? Have I missed a hideous psychological tragedy?

You won't need .NET Standard... except when you do need it: Microsoft sets out latest in ever-changing story

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"I want to believe. I just hope we're not hearing about yet another story in a few years," said Microsoft program manager Glenn Block, who works on Microsoft Graph. If that is an internal perspective, what are the rest of us to make of it?

This is guaranteed. As soon as a new UI/device/abstraction comes along, MS will do a massive amount of effort supporting it through introducing abstraction layers and other things that will later need to be rationalised.

Brit MPs to Apple CEO: Please stop ignoring our questions about repairability and the environment

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Re: Erm

Yeah, I agree. Targeting due to outrage is a bad idea.

That long-awaited, super-hyped Apple launch: Watches, iPads... and one more thing. Oh, actually that's it

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Yeah a $399/mo mortgage? I hate to say it, but I must.

OK, boomer.

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Now marijuana is legal in most states, it's helpful to know how high you are.

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TouchID remains stubbornly present in the iPad Air

You mean it'll work when I'm wearing a mask? What a good idea.

£2.5bn sueball claims Google slurps kids' YouTube browsing habits then sells them on

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Sure. But kids' tv has always had toy adverts. I don't think that displaying toy ads in between content is somehow new and horrific.

And the tracking case is hard to understand. How does that work when the child is using a parent's device? Not exactly a clean data set, and youtube kids is there to restrict tracking. From the Youtube Kids privacy policy:

The app does not allow interest-based advertising or remarketing.

YouTube Kids does not allow your child to share personal information with third parties or make it publicly available.

I guess we're going to find out exactly what that means, which is a good thing.

Who cares what Apple's about to announce? It owes us a macOS x86 virtual appliance for non-Mac computers

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"...It owes us... ...deserve another option...."

Can we talk like adults? No one is owed; no one deserves. I would definitely like them to do it, and I think they'll lose money if they don't, but we don't need to talk like jealous siblings. Nor like chocolate adverts.