15 posts • joined Wednesday 22nd October 2008 12:41 GMT
It's about time people realised that Apple products are better than conventional technology for a reason. Mr Jobs used to use his magic touch on each phone individually, to bless them with betterness. Now he's dead, each phone is injected with just a little bit of Jobs ectoplasm (there's a large bottle of it in Apple HQ). That's the green flash you can see. Unfortunately, this means that there's a limit on how many Apple wonderdevices can be created - sooner or later that bottle is going to run out and then the world will have to go back to using "normal" technology. Unless, of course, the new messiah can be found. Time to start looking. Perhaps we could have some sort of reality TV show...
It's not a snail
It's the flight path of the Oozlum bird.
To make it even simpler
Why don't they just develop a white toner? Then you could overprint the entire page in black, then print again in white, then print the whole page in white, then print in black, etc., etc. Eventually the sheet would be more like a cube with all that toner, of course, and become too heavy to lift. Is this a silly idea? Any sillier than theirs?
I can't believe it
This many comments and not a single Chile/chilly reference. What's wrong with the world?
@ The lone lurker
Your point is valid, but your execution is not. Your first sentence: "I'm guessing you pride yourself on your own intellectual skills?" is not a question and should not have a question mark. Not to mention "I'm guessing". Your second begins with "Yet", which is just plain nasty.
Don't you just love the cloud?
You sign a contract with a company and put your entire business in their hands. Then they go titsup and pass you on to some other random company. For three months. Then what? Increased charges? Reduced service quality? Anything goes. We need some sort of cloudy-bullshit icon...
The same carrying capacity as a large bed? Now we know why it went missing. If the spaceplane's rockin, don't come knockin...
But it isn't useless...
It's entertaining all of us, so therefore it has a use. To be truly useless it would need to turn itself off without us even knowing it. But then that would introduce an entertaining element of mystery and uncertainty.
Don't hold your breath for the legislation
I don't think many of our current leaders will still be in office in 170,000 years. By then of course, penguins will probably be the most intelligent life forms on Earth, and I think they'll have different ideas.
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