Posts by Winkypop
2427 posts • joined Tuesday 21st October 2008 12:30 GMT
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I'm offended, but I'll take me a peek anyways
Aren't our American cousins so very quaint some times.
Posted in Prisoners chucked off Facebook
Fairs fair!
Let's have mandatory cavity searches for ALL FaceBook users!
It's only right.
I'll give the Government a DoS
...at the ballot box.
Google operate on 3 principles
Money
Money
Money
Hurrah!
The Internet has come of age!
Brilliant use of technology that.
Or
If you live in China, Iran or Australia you;
Go to the bottom of the page and click on: "free speech mode is off."
This, of course, does nothing.
Tired of those old religions?
Why not start your own?
Posted in Heathrow 777 crash: Ice to blame
Still, what a great emergency landing
I know these pilot's are trained and all, but it was a great landing all the same.
Some ice, shaken but not stirred.
Smokers stink and then they die
Find yourselves another planet, OK.
People of Wallmart
That is extreme something, just not sure what.
Plug Ins
You pays your money, you takes your chances...
Ads on FailBook?
Naff rantings by half-witted eejits isn't enough?
Accommodation claims
Perhaps some of these people might get some free accommodation* at Betty's HMPS hotel.
* I'm sure the taxpayers won't mind in this case.
Don't look Ethel !!!
Too late
She looked.
XP
Xtremely
Patched
?
Beware the...
...auditor.
Cult?
Yes, we have an app for that.
What's that R2?
You have a message?
A message from a princess?
Netziens 1 - Greedy Feckers 0
Yay!
A win, finally.
Posted in Yes! It's the iPad jacket!
Dwayne Dibley
Would look right at home in one of those!
Just add plastic sandals.
Fail
One password to rule them all, One password to find them, One password to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
Bwahahahahahaaaa
But...
"Passengers must not be selected on the basis of personal characteristics (i.e. on a basis that may constitute discrimination such as gender, age, race or ethnic origin)"
.... isn't that EXACTLY what the security guys SHOULD be doing?
They should be targeting, not randomly selecting.
Mind, it's probably what they'll do anyway.
These guys are so private....
...they'll have their own reality TV show next!
But doesn't a good captain...
....go down with his trolley?
Was it a single or double flush unit?
Inquiring minds need to know.
http://www.keidel.com/pix/select/caroma-dual-button.gif
Posted in UK.gov shutters half its websites
Accordian management....
Expand ---->
Contract <----
Expand ---->
Rinse.
Repeat.
Same old same old.
Posted in CIA, PayPal under bizarre SSL assault
They do it..
...because they can?
Sometimes there is no 'why'
iUnderwhelmed
iFail to see the iAmazing iBreakthrough here.
Posted in Tesco store bans shopping in pyjamas
In the 1960's
As kids, we would go to the Drive-In movies dressed in PJs then play on the swing-set/slides underneath the giant screen while the oldies watched Laurence of Arabia or something.....
Fun times.
Posted in Google graduates social stalking tool
Unfortunately...
Even if, like me, you have actively avoided the great online morass that is social networking, your personal data may still be discoverable.
I have relatives who insist on posting images and names on FailBook (etc), without permission.
"Let's have a family photo......for FaceBook"
*click*
Posted in Aussie man convicted for Simpsons smut
Queensland...
Where walking on the street was once illegal...
http://www.anu.edu.au/polsci/marx/interventions/years/8bjelke.htm
Home of the cane toad, white-shoe wearing property developers and too many god botherers.
Posted in Compulsory perv scanners upset everyone
Start a new 'religion'
"The Brotherhood of the Boozy Vulture..." [*]
* Tax benefits
* Snappy uniforms
* Bizarre food & sex laws
* No airport scanners
* More holidays
Starting your own religion is not a crazy idea, after all that's what happened with EVERY other religion.
[*] Feel free to suggest another name...
Posted in Oz eyes Chinese cane toad market
Toad golf - Australian Open
Ingredients:
I x 3 iron
6 x cold beers (not necessary, but you know..)
Cane toads
Method:
Approach
Size up the shot
Swing - whaaaaaammmooo!
Watch Mr Toad fly...
Repeat with next victim.
Tin-foil plot
No gubberments want you to travel.
That's why travel these days is such a hassel.
Stay at home; work, consume, pay tax, breed, die...
You cab tell when Terror-Bosses are lying
Their mouths move.
IDIOTS
Posted in Full-body scanner blind to bomb parts
Web 2.0 the images
Outsource the airport security function to the hive-mind.
People across the world could log in, view the passenger images in real-time and decide "hot or not"
Hot being: wired, tooled up, ugly, stupid, ... aka a terrorist!
If the majority of users vote NO to the person travelling, the hapless traveler falls through a trap door and is shipped off to the re-education camp.
Link it to FailBook and Twatter and there you have it.
Houston....
...we have a 404.
6x4s available on board
The airport could print & sell the images to passengers after they board.
A sort of holiday memento.
Like the photos they take as you board a cruise ship...
Stewardess 1: "Hmmm, this looks like 32A, or is it 45B?"
Stewardess 2: "No, that's more like 5C"
Poor chappy
I hope he finds love in the shower room!
Robocop Lite?
Kewl
Batteries not included
"One of the problems we have is that the machine does look a little primitive. We are working on a new model that has flashing lights"
I have a suitcase full of 'holes' to throw all those bombs into if they're interested.
Say $10k each?
I also have some 2nd hand Skyhooks for sale....
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Pray now!
Poor little bugger
May it slowly ablate in peace!
