Posts by Winkypop
2433 posts • joined Tuesday 21st October 2008 12:30 GMT
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What's Wacky Jacqui's legacy ?
I have absolutely no ID
Mad outdated primitive crap like this.....
...must be relentlessly ridiculed.
It's not about respect if one party ends up without a head!
Posted in Lightning bolt smites 60ft Jesus statue
The god tards will...
....always find a way to rationalize these types of events. No matter how kooky, natural or unusual.
The plain simple fact is always: Science
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Chief Plodd
Posted in US Senator wants Internet seizure rights
Politicians eh?
What a bunch of ignorant Wally's...
Unsolicited = spam
Do not want
Posted in Sarko to walk tall in factory visit
Bring your kid to work day
Hey sonny, would you like me to lift you up so's you can see?
JB HI-FI
Used to be a kick-ass store. Seems they have gone the way of the other chain retailers...
But
Do they come in Jobsian-white?
Fishy appendages
I've been reanimating* fish-fingers for years!
* well re-heating is close enough.
My goodness
A government with common sense!
Who'd a thunk it?
Posted in Hayabusa in fiery return to Earth
Where's the kaboom?
There was supposed to be an asteroid shattering kaboom
Super-dooper X-Ray Specs
Kewl and a bit pervy
Three easy answers
1. Constant staff reviews/reorganisations
2. Cost-cutting - penny pinching
3. Management Accountants
Posted in Aussies face 10 year browsing lock-up
Mad as cut snakes
Don't be fooled.
The current Oz government is beholden to the far-right xtian extremists.
These morons actually think they can sanitise the Internet.
They truly think they can.
Asshats, the lot of them.
Posted in iPhone 4 to slum it at Wal-Mart
Imagine if they were affordable to run
Then they would really take off.
Until they are cheap to run they are strictly 'do not need' material.
Posted in Halley's comet is actually ALIEN VISITOR
But...
...you missed the bit when the FSM spread out all the interstellar rocks like meatballs on a giant plate!
Not the only thing being jammed
Sorry Joe Public, YOU don't count.
Why oh why don't they hold these pointless (an expensive) summits somewhere remote, like a resort island in the Pacific Ocean?
- Control the whole islands, no make that countries, wireless network.
- Minimal (violent) protests
- Cheaper to run, all things considered
- No disruption to a major city.
- Cocktails...
It's never about justice...
It's only ever about $$$$$
Boob Job?
Nah, she's just a regular boob.
Ummm
"Australian Defense Cycling Club."
Surely you jest?
Forget the world cup
Here's something much more interesting.
Yes really.
Dig it.
Vale, ID cards
Hahahahahhaaaaahaaaaahhaaa!
Mix religious fundies with oppresive regimes....
....and you get great steaming lumps of fail.
When, oh when, will the human race finally throw off this 'god' crap?
I have access to all manner of private stuff...
...but then, I'm NOT an idiot.
Stink o' death [TM]
Coming to a Government controlled IT project near you!
You won
Don't push it....
Oh that's right, this is the ultra litigious US.
Posted in South African Bill to block all porn
Where do these numpties come from?
Politicians without a clue, OR politicians under increasing "religious" pressure.
Pretty soon, we'll all have to shower in our underwear, lest we catch a glimpse of something naughty!
South Africa should know better.
Australia should know better.
The radical Muslim states, well who gives a fig?
Sad fucks
I may or may not be going to rapidly disassemble an aviation facility in my vicinity.
Posted in NHS is top sector for data losses
Data just wants to be free
Just like the truth, it eventually finds a way to get out...
FB and ne'er-do-wells
Made for each other....
Correct!
Or, she was trying out the new iHavealife mobile app.
1. Activate phone
2. Load iHavealife app
3. Step outside
4. Walk (help) *
* May not be compatible with North American lifestyles.
And you know what?
The scams will prove very lucrative for some of these bastards.
A soccer fan and his money are soon parted....
Posted in Apple sells 2m iPads to hungry fanbois
"fondle slab"
That made me laugh.
In fact, it's a fondle slab with love handles!
Posted in Bangladesh cuts off Facebook
But....
...does this include ascii art?
:- )=
May or may NOT be a mythical religious dude.
Anthony Leonard Bobbitt ?
Off with his head......etc
iPhad
It'll pass soon...
Posted in UK.gov issues death warrant for ID cards
Justice would be.....
....somehow wiping not just the ID card details but the *actual* identities of the 15,000 early adopters (AKA eejits)
Ooops, computer says "no"
Sorry?
And you are?
No, no, no!
It's just god* turning the lights on and off !!!
* Insert deity of personal preference
Posted in IT Crowd gets fifth series run
Ra!
I've loved all of the IT Crowd series so far..
Why?
It's not reality TV
It's not a cooking show
It's not a dancing show
It''s not a cop show
It's not a life-style show.....and
It's not a sports show.
Meh?
Who...
Weak as.......
..... a coalition government!
Conroy's driving the fail-bus
Ding ding!
All aboard!!
