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2433 posts • joined Tuesday 21st October 2008 12:30 GMT

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Sounds like the Yemeni version of...

.. the Piranha brothers.

"Oh yes Kipling Road was a typical East End Street, people were in and out of each other's houses with each other's property all day. They were a cheery lot. "

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Big Brother

A show that invites me pay money to text in data.....

....is no show I'm ever going to watch.

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FAIL

Ummm, no thanks

I'm still playing Life 1.0, and I'm still happy with it.

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FAIL

FaceFail

Move along, nothing to see here, etc...

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WTF?

Hmmmm

What bonnet?

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As a kid in 1977...

..I watched the original SW (A new hope) over 20 times at the cinema. Kids tickets were like $1.50 then.

I much later watched the 1st of the next 3....left after 30 minutes.

Utter shite.

Repackage the first 2 and I'd be happy....

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A Jennifer Aniston film...!

The dastardly devil !!!!

Distributing that shite IS a crime...

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WTF?

"Australia's outgoing Labor government"

Outgoing?

Have I nissed something?

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Youra

Nong

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No big deal...

...I'm off to check out www.pervoscanpicslolz.com......

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Beware of idiots bearing gifts...

Hockey is a complete plonker. Don't trust the man. The Libs may well vote against the filter, but they will put something else in place + no NBN.

Abbott is another mad religious type. Like Howard, he would rather we all lived in the 1950's. Ladies with nice hats and gloves, work for all (men) and Sundays reserved for church.

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AFACT and a FACT

Never confuse the two.

There is a vast difference.

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Australia

Large country, small population, limited infrastructure...

You can't get blood from a stone.

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And the longer they delay...

...the more it will cost and the higher the ongoing risk.

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In other local news.....

....local shepherds said that the sheep enjoyed the night off.

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Pirate

Porridge time

If only....

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Pirate

Shudder

That was one creepy movie that.

Eeek.

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WTF?

What?

There's a point to FB?

Who knew?

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Oh dear

Bwaaaahhahahaaaaa!

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Knees are sooooo obscene

I mean, that god fella, what was he thinking?

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Let me get this straight...

The people got scammed, lost money, etc.

They then were contacted by a stranger and gave that person info about their problem...?

Seems like the crims hit the mark...

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Say Yes to No

Good job!

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Flame

Snakes alive!

Take off and nuke it from space.

It's the only way to be sure...

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Ambulance chasing, asshat lawyers!

I wouldn't have looked at that site if they hadn't made such a fuss, etc.....

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The religious Taliban

Meet the Australian Govt.

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The Govt just wants to be your Mum...

...keeping an eye on everything you do and how you spend your money...

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Islam eh?

They're having a lend...

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But really....

...they're just a bunch of wankers....

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One half of a billion...

...numpties.

Man is doomed.

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Ads? What are these things called ads?

I don't click on adverts. (if they get thru)

However, I do click on 'content', content that is within the site I've chosen to visit.

If some 'content' turns out to be advertising, for the chosen site, then fine.

But please, no 3rd parties

Do not want.

Do not use.

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Yellow alert time...

..often leads on to brown trouser time.

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Agreed

But apparently it depends on how you hold him...

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Unhappy

Asshats

These dickheads need to be sent parasailing by their nads!!

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If the Mitre fits....

Just saying....

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I didn't install it

I didn't install the patch on my non-existent iPhone 4, and I've had absolutely no problems!!

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Temporary Citizens...

Motorcycle riders eh?

A rare and endangered breed.

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Sorry

You lost me at mention at "wikipedia"

I slipped into a coma for a while.

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When you're in a hole

You should stop digging...

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Stop

Don't upset the Jobsian fan-bois

You know how upset they get.

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Attention

Mind the pseudogap!

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What a hunt !

Jeremy Hunt that is.

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Wouldn't happen in Oz

Our glorious gubbermint won't allow such stuff.

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Office 2010?

I'm still using Office 2000, does me fine.

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WTF?

XP SP2?

Last time I looked XP SP3 was still free.

It should also be pretty stable by now too*

* for a MS product.

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Nothing to see here...

...they're just FaceBook losers, umm I mean users...

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Singapore? Massive problem?

Does anyone know where Nick Leeson works these days?

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1835 ??

Back then some guy invented the self-balancing horse...

That was banned for a while too.

Hang in there dude.

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We're all gunna die !!!!!

...eventually.

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Science eh?

It has a lovely habit of catching out charlatans and soothsayers...

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What?

OK I think I WILL have that cup of tea after all.