2932 posts • joined 21 Oct 2008
Used to be fascinated at the prospect of NBN 1.0
Now I couldn't give a tinkers cuss about NBN 2.0 (beta)
Just leave me to wallow in ADSL2+ and copper.
The third possibility is that Mimas
...is actually a Death Star (albeit an old battered one)
Got too fat and had to waddle instead.
Sounds like Friday night after drinks around here...
Idiots, morons and dickheads!
The Internet has a phallus!!!
That would explain all the pron then...
Test 1 - 2
Sorry, just testing the down vote button, no reason.
Already a great achievement
Well done to the men and women who have already managed to achieve so much.
May your skills as scientists continue to be as successful.
Come in X-37B !
Your time is up!
</old time gag>
Get stuffed you heinous bastards.
Ex PR flacks clean the toilets.
With their own toothbrush.
Re: If the spacecraft Bob the comet the damage will hopefully come to...
Thanks Mr Ialways Downvotewinkypop!
If the spacecraft Bob the comet the damage will hopefully come to...
A Sting no doubt!
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Better call the, erm,...Police!
"the machines are on the rise"
Mars is entirely populated by robots!
The only known planet to be so inhabited.
Re: "the attorney-general's oversight"
Yes, perhaps and maybe, but I watched the guy fumble over basic words and concepts.
I don't discount a misinformation campaign. Be it couldn't or wouldn't, I still think the guy is somewhat dim.
"the attorney-general's oversight"
Remember, this is an idiot who couldn't define meta data.
Brandis is a fool.
"buy prepaid credit cards"
Even if a mark got as far as the request to buy prepaid credit cards, surely then they would realise the jig was up.
As Glenn Frey once sang....
The heat is on...
Time for someone at he company to have the heat turned up on them.
It's easy guys
Just don't be a dick.
Surely the Apple reality distortion field cancels out the Laws of physics.
Only $74 million?
Did they outsource much of the work?
But seriously, good job!
Made up name.
Sadly our nut-job PM has a turd of a federal budget with bits he still has to try and get past the Senate. It's so bad he has resorted to 'terrorism will get you in your bed' tactics.
But... "after months of journeying through the stars"?
Now that would be news.
Nice work Nvidia
But you've only provided more oxygen for the lazy conspiracy nuts.
They are like the god-of-the-gaps idiots.
It's ironic that there's no perceptible oxygen on the Moon.
I watch the road
Not the iWatch.
My 1986 Alfa Romeo had a full digital dash.
When it worked.
It had a habit of 'rebooting' while driving at night.
No lights, no instruments, no idea.
If you are rich enough...
...you will have crew to steer the tub.
Re: iOS 8 impression
The shite that is News Corp publishing and TV is destroying itself from within.
Have you read/see that crap lately.
It's complete bollocks.
More LNP bullshit
Agree with the above. I smell a political strawman.
Sorry, you lost me at....
"Julian Assange has alleged..."
Re: They need Neil Armstrong
I think gravity will take care of most landings for you.
It's whether you can use the craft again that really counts.
They need Neil Armstrong
That guy could land anything, anywhere.
Buying direct is the future
I know it's a first world problem but I detest dealing with car dealers and their money grubbing value adds.
Retire maybe, work, no
With family connections and having been there a dozen times, I could contemplate retiring in the UK.
But work, hmmmm, no I don't think I could, despite the ability to do so.
If I'm going to suffer a wet summer, I don't want to be going out to work in it.
Old 80s band...
Atom and the Ants
New Apple kit. New Royal baby !!
FFS, stop it!
How come I never make these lists?
It's a bit shit really....
Beer AND Flesh?
I was just in Amesbury.
They didn't serve that combo at the local Wetherspoon's
Imagine that, a watch!
Set the alarm for when we get flying cars.
A pattern emerges
At one end of the pipe we have the BEEB trying to cut us foreigners off, and at the other end we have Rupert doing his level best to throttle (if not kill) the NBN.
Don't worry BBC, old walnut-face will have us on degrading copper lines for years to come.
The NBN is dead to me
I've given it up.
I'll just make do with the old copper shit on offer.
3D scans of bones available for download
We'll need a bigger 3D printer!
Neanderthal share cave
It's a roster of who has to do the cleaning.
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