2613 posts • joined Tuesday 21st October 2008 12:30 GMT
Apols: to William Hughes Mearns
Yesterday upon the stair
I met a man who wasn’t there
He wasn’t there again today
He must be from the NSA
Down to just "4 per cent of its maneuvering propellant"
Hydrocarbon reserves as far as the sensor can see, and not a drop to drink!
Don't encourage the old git
He should be singing like a jail bird, not tweeting.
Meanwhile, here on the west coast.....
.....we are still using camels, smoke signals and strung tin cans.
Do something good; get left with a warm glow
Do something bad; same result + death!
Free trade and open markets are great
As long as they are manipulated properly.
Assume everything is being monitored and analysed.
Hello, this is Amazon?
Yes, I see....
Your parcel has not arrived yet, hmm
Let me check.....tap tap tap
Says here it landed at 62 West Wallaby Street, Wigan
I don't believe this story!
Who on earth can even afford printer ink?
Where there's a www
There's a way.....
Paying over the odds for a service/device one can get elsewhere!
What year is this again?
A field of red flags!!
Clearly too good to be true.
Clearly a scam.
It's OK, Malcolm Turnbull has promised* that telegrams will be half price until his Fraudband Network is completed in 2019.
* word or warning: a promise from the LNP isn't what you think it is.
Where are all the cultists and the End-Times types?
Surely this event rates a mention in their make believe la-la world.
Coming up next on Mythbusters....
Can you really disarm a nuclear war head with only Mentos and Coke?
just employ small children to pull the cart.
They can work for food and shelter.
Being inherently sexist....
...I assumed a man HAD designed it.
Re: 13 billion light years old or 13 billion light years away?
Not according to Apple maps....
Is that you Eadon, with a new schtick?
Oi careful !!
You could take out someone's planet with that!
Up with this kind of thing.
Re: How much????
And that ₤800 is probably to have a woman dress as Matron from their public school days, have her tell them just how jolly naughty he has been, and just what will happen when Nursie finds out....
No actual sex required with these types.
Someone IS watching the watchers
Watch this space.
Map are essential....
...for mining operations.
This crazy LNP government is keen to exploit the reef.
PS: I never promote Murdoch's tripe.
He's not that stupid
He's just working off a very short leash.
"His work was based on analysing 224 patients in hospitals around Australia, half of which received the anti-venom along with pain relief, the other half receiving just the analgesia."
Hi, I'm the Doctor, we've just experimented on you, how do you feel? Hello...?
Poe or troll
SBY is dealing with a complete Twit in Tony Abbott.
10 years eh...
Imagine the changes to the Internet and tech when he gets out.
These guys are...
I'm waiting on the Play Station 5
Poor old Tegan missed her flight!
I'd pass comment
But, ya know....
Re: Australians play Uncle Sam's pink oboe
When they said "all the way with LBJ" they weren't kidding....
I'm suprised he has the time
Isn't he always off claiming MPs expenses at weddings and stuff?
The guy is a shonk.
8 days Sydney to Perth by courier
Apparently the camels that transported my recent delivery have a rostered day off en-route.
Camels have unions, who knew?
The world really needs more guns...
"Thank you to our leaders.... "
Shouldn't that be: "Thank you to our fearless leaders..."
It is Singapore after all.
If the man had a backbone and fibre, he'd see the light...
...and admit the original NBN is the only sensible long-term outcome.
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