18 posts • joined 16 Oct 2008
What about Victorian furniture leg p0rn? All those tales and chairs. *shudder*
Re: Oh, Intel!
Call it the BigBruva v 126.96.36.199
Re: The best headline...
I just love these headlines.
Re: Half the country's populace lives in abject poverty...
Wow! That's harsh.
Re: How about posting a video of someone standing in a street and dishing out insults?
your mum. In the nicest possible way.
"..or at least, middle class, white ones that pay their taxes..." Since when does colour or class come into this?
Has any one tried the Ovi store?
Don't bother. Got an iPhone via work last week and it's just too easy to find and install apps. Ovi store doesn't come close. Plus, web browsing on my phone is just too sloooooooooow Zzzzz
thing that gets me is...
...we are social animals and nothing beats real life, RL, meatspace or what ever you want to call it. Deep down inside we must all know this. Nothing beats talking to a friend face to face, even though it may be raining and the bus is taking ages to get home because you are stuck in traffic.
When was the last time you ever said to a friend "that was a great tweet, blog post, yada yada"?
Why are we so fascinated with on-line ghosts?
Was right to a phree call waived?
Police: "you are under arrest! Anything you say, blah, blah".
Hacker : "I want to call my lawyer"
Police: "What, on a phone? PMSL. LOLZ"
What planet is he on? Oh yeah, Wesministeria. Nothing to do with planet Earth.
- Iran has oil (hurrah) + nukes (scary) .
-Rwanda has mineral resources (hurrah) and loads of Africans (meh).
So techies are loners? What are they supposed to do - hangout on face book? Wanna know why my "friends" are on irc and I hang out with them? 'cos no one in Real Life knows/cares what I am thinking about or will appreciate the hurdles I jump to get stuff __done__.
Some techies smell, others fear sunlight but most are normal people that have (shudder) social lives, friends and families.
If this guy is a Prof then I am a CEO of a major start-up.
just look at her
/* slurp */ anyway 500k is a good deal for a p09n star. I wonder what happens when she's "acting" in adult movies? Would the logos be blurred out?
make -j5 love
ruby still at 1.8.x
stable version is supposed to be 1.9x. Apart from that . meh.
Oh yeah, Yahoo. Them. Uh...
Big bruva massive
Hear me nowwwwwww! Brat-brat-tat-tat-tat in a CCTV, bogus authority, big bruvvaaa stylleeeeeee!!
What's next for the artist? Submitting DNA before you write or sing your next song, "just in case Al-kayaeeeeda could use your rhymes for terrorist progaganda"?
I mean FFS. I used to take the piss out of Eastern Block Nations with authorities this silly but in the UK?
Big Daddy MC Lyrical Black Geeza and the Crew, Terrorists?
This really can't be true. If it -is- then the law and all that make it are asses.
Yeah, yah get me innit,
check the rhyme - Jihhad innit?
'cos I'm MC Al-Kayeeeda
and I'm the one the ladies neeeeda!
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I wonder what the answer machine sounds like
... at the Home Office...
"please leave a message. you can say what you like cos no one will listen!"
the good news
- If this is based on MS SQL then the jihadi massive have nothing to fear as the system won't work
- If the system(s) are reliant on using under-paid, poorly trained, over worked staff and agency staff then the jihadi massive ... won't work
- If anything has to go in the post...won't work
- call centers won't have to "record your call for training purposes" cos some one else will
- the entire population of <insert large Muslim community here> will melt the system every time it's Muhammad's birthday
But seriously I can see the future;
- no doubt that the yanks will bully the gov't for the data and the UK yield to the yanks. special relationship, uk bends over <insert major crisis around the corner>
- the yanks will probably demand that all eu nations have a silly system like this
- the next step will be an integrated, international system
- the next step will be a simple way to search for relevant information
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