1548 posts • joined 16 Oct 2008
A solution in search of a problem
While a lot of folks are happy to use their phones' MP3 player and camera instead of a dedicated device a projector is niche, niche, niche. I can see this phone flopping like its predecessor.
Hey I use <insert your language of choice here> as well!
If I produced bugs at a rate of 1 per 1000 lines of code that'd be a vast improvement.
The confusion between inches and centimetres is oft-mentioned but I still reckon it's "citation needed". As you say - they don't know.
That's ok because the Tories promised us an end to New Labour's Big Brother ways. So we can trust them to put a stop to all this, right?
The supermarkets were in favour of this. That should've set the alarm bells ringing.
Nothing the supermarkets are in favour of is good for people. Nothing.
Re: I tried S3...
I guess they've managed expectations well with the name Glacier. Think how angry you'd have been had it been called "TurboNutterFastBackup"
There must be some fools left who weren't parted from their money at the IPO.
Re: what phone?
If you were to choose 3310 there'd be a good chance it'd still work after you'd flung it.
Agreed. She's clearly a fan of common sense.
He's shite anyway.
Re: Printing money
These gullible twonks would probably accept these magic beans I've found in my desk.
You're in a hole ... stop digging!
This suggests that $100bn for the next MySpace was an overvaluation. Gosh!
Re: Low Quality
"But my biggest fear is TV studios over-run with Media Studies students on internships."
Aren't they all already busy running BBC Three?
That's it. I'm smashing the telly with a hammer as soon as I get in tonight.
How much more low quality TV do we actually need?
"Groupon blamed Europe's weak economy and currency fluctuations for its less-than-impressive results"
So not that their business model is offering people money off stuff they didn't want in the first place, then. Well they would say that.
That rash doesn't look so good.
Are DEY Scouse?
DEY do doh don't DEY doh.
A spring-mounted seat sounds anything but safe. Tremendous fun, yes - safe, good grief no!
Seats aside this is tremendous lunatic boffinry. Well done Mr Chinese Loon, sir!
In honour of Ballmer, they could call it "The Thick".
* fire engine
I momentarily took exception to this - before realising it's true.
Our laws are made - end enforced - by morons. How did this happen.
Re: The only innovative use of NFC I've heard of so far.
Nice idea but it's hardly remote.
Exactly the sort of thing I go to the pub to avoid.
It'll be texts from dog next. http://textfromdog.tumblr.com/
Please Samsung, get Dom Joly to advertise this in the UK.
Sounds nice but it's no bacon butty - too much frippery.
Bacon, butter, bread, sauce. Resolve to never drink again.
Re: That isn't proper bacon
I'd stick with good bacon every time. Danish bacon's just nasty - full of water.
For me it's good British bacon if flush, porridge if not.
Re: KLM much worse since Air France tie-in, I wonder why?
Meanwhile Air France have adopted the Dutch approach to food. Truly a marriage made in hell.
I know we Reg readers are a cyncial bunch but did anyone think their valuation was justified? Anyone at all?
I share your doubts that less famous folks would get so quick a response from plod but that doesn't mean they're wrong to arrest this clown. He's made a death threat and that's against the law.
Hopefully this will scare the shite out of the wee scrote, Tom Daley will decline to press charges and that'll be an end to the matter but arrest is the correct response - IMO of course.
A cinematic first
Wow. No director's ever milked a Hobbit (on anything like this scale) before.
What a fantastic moment for British justice and common sense. Good job we haven't looked like fools or anything.
Well done, all!
Re: Shooting Google+ in a barrel
So how is working for Google, xperroni?
Re: How on earth
Yes. To be classed as an Ultrabook only requires an Intel Core processor.
Re: If only Orange would notice....
Hopefully not uploading a video log to YouTube
Re: Sledgehammer meets nut
The sad thing is the case categorically doesn't warrant a custodial sentence but McKinnon will receive a one if extradited.
It's time this cruel farce ended.
Re: Stop Press - Reg headline to CONTAIN random capitalized WORDS for no GOOD reason
I! Rather! Like! The! Yahoo! Ones!
"If it 'ain't broke, why break it?"
Exactly. CentOS is the absolute dogs danglies and all for the excellent price of free!
We run CentOS for dev, staging and production servers and it's rock solid. I'm unashamedly a CentOS fanboi.
"for reasons that are unclear"
"Because we said so" - Apple
Re: cubic litres?
* 415846 DD-cup Bulgarian funbags or 0.2845 Olympic-sized swimming pools
@Bill Smith 1 Re: Daft question
Perhaps you're not the target market for the Pi. The extra stuff you describe is the sort of gubbins a lot of IT pros and tinkerers have lying around.
Re: Daft question
You buy (or already own) the SD card. The OS is free.
Not so good for my living room
Given that my PS3 lives under the telly, a toploader would be a bugger. Or it would if I used the PS3 for anything other than iPlayer.
You may also remember the Tories attacking it when Labour tried to bring it in. And during the election.
They're all fearful, greedy, self-serving shitebags and none of them deserve our support.
Re: Why is the windows user icon a tramp?
Because Windows drives
people me to drink?
While we're scraping the barrel of old technology, why not Telegraph Pi?
Re: Valuable stuff?
I suspect a new bubble. In SPAAAACE!*
* if overusing "in SPAAAACE" is good enough for El Reg it's good enough for me.
I'm no astroboffin but my understanding is our orbit is very slowly moving away from the Sun. We'd need a lot of space gold to alter that trend.
- Bugger the jetpack, where's my 21st-century Psion?
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