1468 posts • joined Thursday 16th October 2008 09:53 GMT
I recommend Lamebook.
I don't work for them; I just like to spend 10 minutes a day laughing at the stupid.
You've got to admire him. No way could I sit through an entire Jenifer Aniston movie, no matter how much money I could make off the knock-off DVDs.
Apart from the sport, I agree
It's good at sport, rubbish at everything else. I've really no interest in what the "Great British Public" has to say about anything. And if their phone-ins are anything to go by the country's full of knuckle-scrapers from Dagenham who blame immigration for everything.
I'm not sure when, but...
I'd take a guess that *legally* an unmarried girl becomes a spinster as soon as she is old enough to be married.
When my (then) girlfriend and I arranged our wedding, the registry office legal papers referred to her as a spinster. She wasn't happy at all.
Unless you're actually giving medical treatment to people, calling yourself "Dr" is just pretentious; as is sticking long strings of letters after your name.
Went to school a bit longer than the rest of us? So what. Get over your selves.
Mr Code Monkey
When there are plenty of other countries with sane immigration and better gun control. I should say so.
There are bits of the US I'd like to see. In the meantime, Peru and elsewhere can have my tourist £££
Tea Party Caucus
Was it just me that read it as ""Tea Party Circus"?
I thought not.
What they should've done
What they should've done is given them all Scalextric if they're that desperate for toys.
P45s for some, toys for the elite
That £90k saving sounds like complete shite to me.
I bet even 419 scammees are thinking this woman is thick.
Even with asking for a PIN at random, contactless payments will still make my future debit card more attractive to a potential mugger. Not a smart move (and not that the banks would give a shite either way).
The church has spent years covering up all that child abuse. It's only fair that the faithful cover up, too.
Flashblock + Streetview
You can whitelist Google Maps' URL
(On Windows) go to Tools > Add-ons. Click Flashblock's options, select whitelist and add maps.google.co.uk (or whichever Google Maps you use) and hey presto, you have Streetview
That is all
Re: Over the top?
"On a personal level I have seen photographers taking illicit 'up skirt' shots,"
With DSLRs? Talk sense!
Plod's out of control
Somebody should remind this bunch of Gene Hunts that they work for us.
No downvote required?
But downvotes are traditional in iThing comments; no matter which side you're on or how sensible your comment.
I'm not making any claims to sensible comments, BTW, but some commentards have.
It's their loss
No, no, no. Ignore the poster, above. Stick to the fizzy piss and save the proper beer for me!
It is a fork
In fact Linus has said "nice fork" or words to that effect.
I'll do it for a few quid. I bet a few other fellow commentards would, too. Just check our posting histories for references.
PS WHY IS THIS STORY IN REGHARDWARE? IT'S GOT JACK TURD TO DO WITH HARDWARE YOU HALF-WITTED ASSCLOWN. GOD THIS SITE SUCKS. UTTER SHITE, REG!
So instead of wasting thousands of plod man hours, they tax it and make money? If only a few other authorities would follow suit.
(Personally I'm not that arsed about drugs, one way or another - I'm just opposed to stupidity.)
Would that be the one that you can, y'know, use to make phonecalls?
Back to work
Are you new here?
(reading while compiling : http://xkcd.com/303/ )