1553 posts • joined 16 Oct 2008
A good year for the Cave.
First Grinderman 2, now this.
Have a beer, Mr Cave. Even if it's Aussie pish
Is should be called the Intrepid Playmonaut
"who wants a database of idiots?"
"Inspired by events"
It's fair to say that a lot of the Old Testament was inspired by events - for example the great flood appears in other ancient texts; though I refuse to dignify all the supernatural humbug as "events".
I'm one of the lucky ones
Educated in the 80s before the relentless pressure to have better exam results year-on-year did too much damage (it was definitely there though). There are some things I resent: religious dogma at the expense of science and having to learn grammar via a foreign language because it's not taught in English but all in all we left school equipped to think for ourselves.
These days it seems the only thing kids leave school with is a bag full of noddy exams and a colossal sense of entitlement that their intellectual abilities do little to justify. We've let down an entire generation. By "we" I mean successive governments.
Blimey I've turned into my dad.
Possibly your cache
That sounds very like a cached stylesheet.
I deleted most of my interests yesterday (except those that I wanted to contact me).
I reckon I'm heading for another Facecrack exit.
@bankrupt banana empire
Keyboard, etc. Nice one.
I already have one
It's +44 [my number]. Even better it works globally.
As a continent we're a bit skint now, Eurowonks. How about we decide that by and large the phone network works and concentrate on the serious business of setting proper standards for banana curvature.
So now they're exactly as ill-informed at a fraction of the cost. Well done Cameron, seriously.
"within a few hundred yards of its target"
Are we talking a genuine few hundred yards or a Ryanair few hundred yards, here?
Any UK reader who mispent a childhood up to their eyes in Airfix Spitfires and whathaveyou would recognise both senses of cement. I can't be alone in this, can I?
They just wanted to blow stuff up.
Bless, Denver plod. Bless.
It was (a tiny bit) funny last year
X-Factor's soul-destroying asswater but so is buying novelty records because some wonk on Facebook told you to.
Bollocks to the lot of em, I'll save my record buying money for something I actually like (like the Electric Wizard re-issue next year).
I've already got Surfin' Bird. 7", big hole in the middle. I don't want 4:33 though. I'm not playing this game.
Good thinking Auntie
Win win. Overseas types get our top quailty programming (and BBC3), Auntie gets some cash, slabfondlers get something useful (though non-fondlers can still BitTorrent the more popular shows).
Sooo you think that hosting the leaks in the US is bigger news than the leaks themselves? Sure? I've only read about this is in the Reg. I don't recall seeing anything about the hosting on the mainstream news sites I read; they're all too busy covering the leaks themselves.
"Whilst I laud the original aims of wikileaks it seems to have become a publicity vehicle for Julian Assage with everything designed to ensure max publicity to boost his ego and martyr image."
Very, sadly true. Hosting wikileaks in the US serves no purpose for freedom of information (small letters). He's just trying to get more column inches. Just expose the dirty laundry and leave the celebutard BS to Hilton, Lohan et al.
Only if she's much larger and looks, shall we say, surprised.
@People's Republic of Android
That's Democratic* People's Republic of Android to you, revisionist American lapdog!
* it really is the Democratic People's Republic of Korea
"Assange's leaky discharge"
My headline fragment of the week. Have a pretendy pint on me!
Take a waste product and make something useful out of it.
Where's the Womble icon?
So not bad for Bebo, then.
Alien liaison boffin
Can we tell Gordon Ramsey he's got the job and send him into space? Somewhere nice like Neptune?
Can I just assume their commentards are tinfoil hatted nutjobs* and just not bother?
* who said "like the Reg". Come on, own up!
Where is amanfrommars
He went back home to sabotage the Mars rovers
Seriously? th3j35t3r? Someone needs to get out more.
It's 88 times cooler as any fule kno
"Oh how they laughed at the hospital"
Quoted because I can only upvote you once. Hats off Sir Headache
Black country. Ayit.
I've been working in the Black Country too long. I don't know when it happened but it was when "ah" became a reasonable response to any question whatsoever.
Gawd no. I can't understand the Aberdeenie accent (if it's not Aberdeenie, it should be) to save my life!
Go left after 300 yards and look the other way while me mates nick yer alloys la.
You're right to flag the unusual demographic. Figures from the high street would be much more representative.
Still being outsold 3-1 by "dying" platform Symbian has to be a worry for them.
So the answer is...
... campaign for e-books to be 0% VAT like their paper counterparts?
Short for Frances
I agree with the OP
Jimbo (FFS) Wales is a complete cult.
I have an easier one: click the "X" in the top left corner
I thought OS was growing out of this foolishness. Just most projects, then.
I'll wait for an invite. There's little point my being on there til some of my freinds are - a bit like inventing the second telephone was a much bigger deal than the first.
It's a shame
They weren't attracted to polishing turds to laughable deadlines. Then they'd love it in the industry.
You're applying common sense to the matter. Normally that's a good thing but doesn't really apply to the "War on Terror" (nor the other Wars on Intangible Concepts we seem to be so keen on fighting).
A photography policy that make our beloved Met look less like hysterical bullies.
I refer the honorable commentards...
... to reams of "fanboi, more money than sense" comments throughout this fine organ.
I doubt it would be cash
$1000 for every employee at the Chocolate Factory. Untold millions arriving in actual cash? I doubt it.
On tax - my understanding was that Google would pay the tax.
"a bug in the system that seemed to drive quality scores down in late October"
A bug that mysteriously drives up revenues in October? I can imagine how urgently they're looking at that!
Their unfortunate email contacts don't
Only a concept but
I bet it weighs a fncking ton
I thought it was rather a magnificent rant. An Alan Partridge breakdown-style rant but magnificent all the same.
Good for you
I think she's a bit too keen on shiny new technology at the expense of critical thinking.
- Batten down the hatches, Ubuntu 14.04 LTS due in TWO DAYS
- FOUR DAYS: That's how long it took to crack Galaxy S5 fingerscanner
- Did a date calculation bug just cost hard-up Co-op Bank £110m?
- Feast your PUNY eyes on highest resolution phone display EVER
- Wall St's DROOLING as Twitter GULPS DOWN analytics firm Gnip