1458 posts • joined Thursday 16th October 2008 09:53 GMT
Presumably it's only compatible with ghostwritten celebutard autobiographies.
"They use statistics like a drunk uses lampposts – more for support than illumination."
+1 beer for that simile!
I've got an account but I really don't know what to do with it. I'm already in touch with all my contacts and just don't need another network. I guess it'll be handy for whenever Facebook really shit the bed over privacy (and I'm I'll enjoy the irony of fleeing to Google for privacy).
"no evidence whatsoever"
That's proof enough for a lot of the church's beliefs...
Most Infectious Earworm
The most infectious earworm is Spanish Flea by Herb Alpert. It also has the advantage of not getting on my tits, so is great as brainwash (as is the A-Team theme and Monkey Man by Toots and the Maytals) for shite like We Are the Champions (a rare rubbish Queen song, I'll grant you).
In my day
We used to get boundary commision maps in books, with nice tracing paper overlays to show the boundary changes. Bloody nice they were, too.
In a past life as a cold caller (put your negs away, it was for charidee) I always tried to use silent letters when cofirming post codes: "so that's 2 g-for-gome x-for-xylophone" and whatnot.
I know, little things, little minds...
"Hope to make the RIM job trivially easy for devs"
Ah Friday, how I've missed you. Nice one Bill!
Thanks for the warning
In other news, I read FB will now ask you to confirm your being tagged in photos. Which is nice.
Re: Anyone want mine?
I've had your ration. And that of any other teetotal commentards knocking around. Cheers!
Re: picking up my slack
Similarly I'll trade my cider ration for more pints of lovely ale.
Having just renewed my passport, this is way overdue. The form's badly written and the process is slow.
Get whoever did the car tax renewal to do it. They did a great job.
And they're listening via your fillings while you make stool.
Normally an Alan Partridge-style breakdown like this should inspire some sympathy but that's just tough titty Ramsey you obnoxious wankstain..
Re: Well thats me not watching F1 anymore
I'm sure Bernie will find solace in counting all that lovely money from Murdoch.
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