1532 posts • joined Thursday 16th October 2008 09:53 GMT
No way are they letting mobile phone users on my open air smoking platform. I want to enjoy a cancer stick in peace and quiet thankyouverymuch!
"but it'll only be available from Carphone Warehouse"
That's a shame. Roll on when my contract's up and I can ditch CW.
Uncovered wickets, Chris Tavaré, etc. and so on.
I was hoping for something like Lord Beginner's Cricket Lovely Cricket. Imagine my disappointment!
"medical staff quickly discover just where he's hidden the shovel he intended to use to disinter Marilyn Monroe"
I'm torn between the keyboard and beer icons.
Have a Friday beer on me Sr Reg!
Maybe that's why so many people voted for the shittrumpet, then.
It'll be like WWII. They'll spend years denying there's a problem then show up late.
Publishing an RSS feed or similar costs time and money, but not much.
"96% of Americans without passports"
It's more like 63% but your point is valid.
So on average it's still pretty damned fast!
Aonther story featuring adolscent smutty giggles. Naturally I approve of this.
Folks are already getting prototype enclosures from shapeways, just waiting for the boards.
I really, really like the Lego idea.
An anti-static bag and some gaffer tape?
Black hole fanboi? Guilty as charged, though I don't feel the need to attack, say, pulsars and quasars in internet fora.
It's a figure of speech, meaning small.
For example jockeys are larger than a pint but referred to as pint-sized.
"I don't understand the physics so I'll comment on the font"
TBH I've been doing the same myself.
Show up, eat the meal, have a few drinks on the bastards, leave earlyish. Thus avoiding being the one that gets talked about/asked to see HR the next day.
How about giving me £30 to go and get pished with my real friends instead?
"Thank you for visting the solar system"
"Mammoth" (with sarky quote fingers when spoken) surely
I'm not really sure who the Kardashians are. They're in the news a lot but I've no idea why.
007's spot on though (as far as celebutard culture goes in general) and kudos for turning down the wedding photo money.
It's more like they're giving you 30 days to decide you can't live without it. I reckon a lot change their minds in that time.
I'm not disputing your suggestion that they "aggressively and maximally monetize" users' data in that time, though.
To be fair to Distrowatch
Distrowatch admit as much and never make any grand claims for any distro's positiion in their rankings.
Or put it on Twitter
It's known as RUSSIAN. Bloody xenophobes
Ah if only I were looking for a new commentard name...
I wasn't in the least bit tempted. Price is similar to a netbook for a machine that's useless offline. You're right about tablets, too. I still use my aging Acer Aspire One quite a lot but if it does give up the ghost I don't expect to replace it, especially with a laptop upgrade due next year.
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