1450 posts • joined Thursday 16th October 2008 09:53 GMT
How about giving me £30 to go and get pished with my real friends instead?
"Thank you for visting the solar system"
"Mammoth" (with sarky quote fingers when spoken) surely
I'm not really sure who the Kardashians are. They're in the news a lot but I've no idea why.
007's spot on though (as far as celebutard culture goes in general) and kudos for turning down the wedding photo money.
It's more like they're giving you 30 days to decide you can't live without it. I reckon a lot change their minds in that time.
I'm not disputing your suggestion that they "aggressively and maximally monetize" users' data in that time, though.
To be fair to Distrowatch
Distrowatch admit as much and never make any grand claims for any distro's positiion in their rankings.
Or put it on Twitter
It's known as RUSSIAN. Bloody xenophobes
Ah if only I were looking for a new commentard name...
I wasn't in the least bit tempted. Price is similar to a netbook for a machine that's useless offline. You're right about tablets, too. I still use my aging Acer Aspire One quite a lot but if it does give up the ghost I don't expect to replace it, especially with a laptop upgrade due next year.
In case any of you are in the slightest doubt as to what a daft idea this is, re-read the article and replace "Facebook" with "MySpace". You'll be rewarded with a vision of what this phone will be in 2 years time.
"Strange new slang term for penis?"
Chopper is a very well-established slang for penis. Get over yourself.
If I crash my car can I sue him for ineffective witch-doctoring?
They'd probably see I went to the cashpoint next. Nosey basts
The time is nigh for some other search engine to do what the young Google did (i.e. get search right) but MS is not the company to do it.
Google shunned all the portal crap and focussed on good search results. While today's Google is nowhere near the crapness of the search engines it replaced, can anyone remember when they last added anything that made search better?
Roughly a linguine then.
Nice try Hague
"Look at the other countries, the foreigners. Aren't they bad, censoring the net?"
We're not fooled you bald shite.
Sounds generous IMO
He's taking the piss
No way do wheelbarrows cost that much!
Presumably it's only compatible with ghostwritten celebutard autobiographies.
"They use statistics like a drunk uses lampposts – more for support than illumination."
+1 beer for that simile!