I thought this had been answered by Terry Prattchet
Just read "Hollywood Chickens"
Cogito ergo cluck
2757 posts • joined 24 Apr 2007
Just read "Hollywood Chickens"
Cogito ergo cluck
"Aren't spinal taps very, very painful and unpleasant?"
And you point is?
I just renamed it "Internet Exploder" on our desktop. It took ages for anybody to notice. Once they did notice, they did not know how and/or didn't bother to change it back
Reminds me of the hitchhiker's guide episode:
Arthur Dent: "You mean you have a solution"
Ford Prefect: "No, I just knocked the bottle of wine over. But I do have a new name for our problem!!"
Quite a common marketing ploy of course. Re-brand your product once you have realised the brand name has become a liability rather than an asset.
Might I suggest:
HUD better, gestures bad, starting calls or using social media mad.
One mod many might want to make is adapting which gesture to use to get rid of a call. Swipe of the hand might be OK for most contacts, but I guess a few special gestures might be liked for "special categories" of contacts (bosses, inlaws, etc).
What gesture would you like to make to get rid of a text from your boss (especially in the weekend)?
Answers on a postcard as well, please ...
Murdoch is a bit jealous (of both NSA and Google).
Another motorised rock
Sorry, it must be all the filthy elderflower wine my friend Ford has been making. Mine is the one with the radio play of the original series in the pocket
The stone ended upright? Just a menhir slung over-enthusiastically by Obelix, I'll wager.
Whenever I let my laptop, tablet, or phone look for WIFI networks I am amazed at the sheer number of peoplpe who still have Linksys or some similar default as their network name. You just know that the majority of these will still have the default password on them.
I never try to enter, however tempted I am, not really because I am virtuous (yeah, right), but more because I cannot be bothered, and besides, who knows whether these people have not been infected by some horrible malware which might bite my system.
I think you are being overly harsh, suggesting the American government can be trusted less with our data than our own dear government. I always use a non-discriminatory approach. I do not trust any government
(I am wondering why I put that joke icon there, in retrospect, it is not funny at all)
We are attracting WAY more students in the last few years in our CS programme. I haven't got the latest figures, but it looks we will be getting about 60% more student than last year, and last year was about 25% above the year before. About 30% of our new students are from abroad, which has also meant more girls enroll, which is a good thing too, not just because we then have more role-models which could attract more Dutch girls (who traditionally do not choose science, and certainly not CS), but also because many of them are highly motivated and perform well.
As I gather from the article, they favour pushing it away by some means, but worry that that might break it up. Pushing a solid piece of rock is predictable, pushing a spinning pile of rubble close to breaking point is not.
Piles of rubble are notoriously unstable, as I notice whenever I tidy my office
True, it shouldn't matter. However, given the relatively small number of female scientists (certainly outside life sciences) that hit the headlines, it is good to have a new role model for aspiring female scientists. I have a feeling that many girls (certainly here in the Netherlands) are turned away from certain fields of science exactly because there are prejudices in society as a whole about what areas are suitable for women. Extra role models can help change those ideas. I do not mean to say more women must enter science, but rather that they should not be deterred by old-fashioned ideas about what they should be doing.
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Bitter inrony that a man who could make so many laugh suffered such depression. A loss to all, but most to his family.
I like that kind of precise statement of performance, a.k.a. markerting speak: It sounds nice, but then some PCs might be construed to include our old 80286 processor running at 12 MHz. We even did image processing on that PC. Still use some of that code today, and it runs like the clappers on new kit. Somehwere in the corner of my office lurks a 80486 at 60MHz. I do not think anybody would like that kind of performance in their tablet or phone.
It would sound better if they had used the phrase "some current PCs, or actually stated which processor they meant.
Still, chips with better performance at lower power are always welcome.
Cattle-prod proof? He wields one, more likely
I'll raise a Hefe Weizen as well
The same number could well occur in a random sequence, but not the same sequence of numbers. In the old (and often still (ab)used) linear congruential PRNGs finding the same number would mean the exact same sequence would be generated again, because the entire state of the linear congruential generator is the last number generated. Modern PRNGs have states with much larger bit counts than the pseudo-random numbers they generate.
"At least use the correct name - it is from the Counterweight continent. Now that really makes sense (provided that you do not ask the library for a list of all the dangerous animals in there)."
Fourecks, methinks. Some of the sheep are safe, however.
Still: no worries!
Is she that aerodynamic?
You means Hodgesaargh, whose birds dreamed of eating his other ear?
DRIP, DRIP, DRIP
I'll get me coat
I just HAVE to say: "Finally we meet, mr. Musk"
But he will probably be tired of that joke by then. You just have to love his attitude (witness the wry humour "AKA KABOOM") and results
The problem is so many people now use "correct horse battery staple" as their password that it is the first thing tried after "password"
Agreed, people are never sensitive to all natural substances, like pollen
Not entirely limited to Apple products I would guess. Any metal casing containing nickel would set off the allergy. Designing products with allergies in mind is something easily overlooked by those who have none.
I have worked with Mac Pros and MacBooks when I visited a university in Paris, and found them perfectly usable. After all, when you write your own code, all you need is a usable editor/compiler or IDE, oh and MatLab for rapid prototyping and testing if you do image and signal processing. Phone and tablet-wise I stick with Android (because I am/they are cheap). Seriously love my ASUS Transformer Pad, and would not readily swap it for anything else.
Have one of these for breakfast on a regular basis, and "morbidly obese" will soon seem too slight as a phrase to describe your problems. No wonder US immigration doesn't want them in the country
Still wonder what they would taste like
I suggest we build a B-ark. Tickets will be made available to all those who believe whatever outrageous theory we put up (mutant star goat etc). Should rid us of a significant portion of conspiracy nutters.
How exactly is a section of a storage room "unused" if it contains a box.
Mix this message with Storage Wars, and you get something REALLY creepy
Absolutely awesome the way these craft keep performing. I watched their launch on TV when I was at school, and followed their travels past the planets (mainly through National Geographic magazine, no internet in those days). Amazing that they are still operational, despite Voyager 2 not responding to many commands. Slightly odd that; bit late for puberty, bit early for age-related deafness, and it couldn't have sneaked a walkman on board, because that came out well after its launch.
Still, big thumbs up to all who worked and still work on this project
I remember thinking "Isn't that a security risk?" when I first heard about VBA. We did not have to wait long for confirmation. It is worrying that they still haven't put a sufficiently tight sandbox around VBA. I can see reasons to use macros within a document (I have used for loops and while loops in LaTeX at times), but I see no reason why code within a document should ever be allowed to alter template files or indeed any other file on disk (except the printed, postscript, or pdf output) which outweighs the security risks involved.
To stay with the Hitchhikers' Guide: Maybe he is a masochist on a diet (but then he would have made a nutrimatic machine)
We once had a grey heron drop a load dead centre on a tea table outside. Only amusing well after the event. One of these Pelagornithids could take out an entire village fair with one salvo. One dreads to think what a flock might have been able to do.
Bones of flying birds are thin. Last time I looked at an ostrich it flew about as well as a brick. Tasty, however, very tasty
Mine never reach the stratosphere, but on the way back, they always reach my mouth
Never got the hang of quaffing, it seems
And in th emean time, nobody is looking for super-intelligent shades of the colour blue
Just wait long enough and California will be split. Along the San Andreas fault line, possibly.
Sadly, this is not entirely a joke, and certainly not for people in California
Title totalled by trying too much
Accept my ample apologies for an appalling attempt
Beedo beedo beedo beedo beedo beedo beedo beedo beedo beedo
Seriously, though, thumbs up to this project
Time will tell what will become of the technology, of course, but having thumb drives that are faster, have larger capacity, and do not wear out is something I would love to see
Excellent stuff by NASA (and ESA, Cassini-Huygens was a joint mission). Great example of international collaboration as well.
And of course it gives us yet another reason to raise a glass
Cruel and unusual punishment. Love the neat and understated style
No, the only two spreadsheets I maintain for personal use are one to log the deep sky objects I have seen through my scopes or binoculars, listing catalogue/number,alternative names, type, constellation, date observed etc, and one in which I list the number of species of fish and seafood my kids have eaten (79 for the youngest (10), 80 for the eldest (12)), listing English and Dutch common names and who ate them. The first helps me select new objects to tackle, the second encourages the kids to try more different kinds of food.
Direct evidence of dark matter would be great. Not quite there yet of course.
Much as I would like, "incompetence" is not on the statute books as a crime. The legislative bodies probably omitted it for several reasons:
1) Prisons could not handle the volume of offenders
2) Incompetence was considered a given for anybody in high office (Peter Principle and all that)
3) Sir Humphreys actually prefer incompetent ministers
I was considering a "joke" icon, but then reread the post and thought the better of it. Now I will get my coat
Darn, fibreglass. I was hoping for a whole new meaning of "roaming internet", and "roaming (dis)charges"
I jutht thought you were couthin Igor
Yeth, marthter, I'll get my coat marthter
That immediately explains the way it appeared too, and nothing to do with Kraken (but a curious squiddy connection remains)
Mine is the one with Jingo! in the pocket