2362 posts • joined 24 Apr 2007
Extremely Embarrassing also fits
Re: nice comment
Peruvian Operating System would have lead to a completely different comment of course
Sorry, I'll get me coat
Re: Harpoons, eh?
Yes and the person who designed the harpoon was called Ahab
Is it me?
I have this feeling that the safest way to make money out of bitcoins is to sell mining gear. Bit like selling mining gear during the gold rush of 1849. Sure, some miners struck it rich, but the people selling gear were profiting from all mining attempts, successful ones and flops alike.
One Parakeet Fajita coming up
It might be best for that bird to disguise itself
They may be distant, but I'll give them a wave
The next time I look at M67 in binoculars (or through the scope).
It's the thought that counts
Very interesting read!!
Thanks for that
To quote the king of the swamp in the Holy Grail
"Let's not bicker about who killed who"
Good guys or bad guys? I counsel impartiality: Do not trust any politician
With it's capital Ajaccio? Lovely seafood there
Sorry, mine is the one with the tourist guide to Corsica in the pocket
Love the idea of having a wooden case. I have some birch plywood lying around which should be great for such a casing. Now to find a CNC router.
Re: Open question
It's called an alarm clock, made in China (just like the one next to my bed)
Sorry, couldn't resist. They could simply detect the end of the lunar night by the increased power of the solar panels. No clouds to get in the way.
Re: More important drink in the UK - Italian coffee?
Come and say that to my Italian PhD student (or my missus for that matter), you might get a response as depicted in the icon. ;-)
Curiously, people say I make very good coffee, but I will still opt for my tea (Keemun black for preference, or a good Assam or Darjeeling).
Re: More important drink in the UK
Can't be too bad, given that tea also contains caffeine. I do not drink coffee, unless the alternatives are on a par with the poetry of the Azgoths of Kria (i.e. to me coffee is worse than Vogon poetry). Last time I drank coffee was 1986, around Xmas. It was Italian coffee, which according to all others present was excellent coffee, so apparently coffee is just NOT my thing. I do drink gallons of tea (Olympic swimming pools?) and apparently have very good memory (anecdotal evidence of course, I know).
The positive memory effects of tea and coffee can of course be negated by that other favourite drink, depicted above
It is really the scale that makes the Tarantula unique
An absolutely awesome image from Hubble again. The Tarantula Nebula (seen quite easily with binoculars from the southern hemisphere) is spectacular in its scale, but several other star-forming regions in our galaxy are of course much closer (the Orion Nebula, for example).
Like the fact it sports Windows 7
and the fact is is so light. Other than that I much prefer the (beefier) Sony Vaio S series (the ones with nVidia graphics and 1600x900 res (CUDA user, and all that)).
Re: Never Mind The Bollocks
That sir, is a classic remark!
I am tempted
to strip out the win 8 and install a full-blown Linux on such a hybrid. My experiences to date with my transformer pad have been great, but a full LaTeX install and C(++) compiler would be nice on the road. My experiences to date with the Win 8 laptop have been less than stellar.
Worst. Year. Ever.
For a given value of "ever". PC were pretty tough in the late iron age. To paraphrase Terry Pratchett: Try getting a druid to upgrade his 33 MegaLith system
Also good to see the old Westerbork Synthesis Radio Telescope still going strong after so many years (first light was in 1970). It has undergone some major upgrades, of course.
As for quantum gravity, I am always a bit uncertain about that
Sorry, I'll get me coat
We live in wonderful times. I will lift a glass (or two) of Caol Ila malt whisky to that team tonight
Re: Worst software on the planet?
Ah, yes, should of thought of the various thermite variants (though a blow torch or lump-hammer are also choice stalwarts).
Worst software on the planet?
And there I was thinking that was the Symantec Norton mess (just try removing it). Early versions were OK, but as of about 2006 it brought a powerful quad core machine with MASSES of RAM (6GB, well, it was big in those days) to a crawl. After a lengthy uninstall process (I cannot count the times I must have said "Die, Symantec!! DIE!!!!"), and install of a competing (free) product, the same machine was back to it's responsive self again.
I am happy to take McAfee's word for it, but other contenders for the title of worst software abound, I suppose.
Should the reg introduce IT Razzies?
Will it blend?
If it's homogenized, it sounds like it has been blended already.
Sorry, couldn't resist, last Friday at work before Xmas and all that.
That's another place I should take the kids to. The Mosquito has always been one of my favourite planes of all time. I had the privilege of seeing one fly near Bude some time around 1990. Awesome sight.. My other favourite was the Hurricane IID: A tank-buster variant which showed just how amazingly versatile and rugged the Hurricane was.
Men do not wear enough hats!
Indeed!! This is why I wear at least one every day (the roo leather Barmah today). Essential!!! The only way to fully appreciate the meaning of life!!!! Ask any wizard or witch about the importance of hats!!!!!!
Yes I'll have the kippers today! Hooray!! How do we do it? VOLUME!!!
Mine is the one with the dried frog pills in the pocket (left one, the right has a miniature universe in it)
Re: Douglass Adams was right, once again.
I thought Rimwards, Hubwards, Turnwise, and Widdershins were the principal directions in a disc.
Mine is the one with "Raising Steam" in the pocket
Re: Bit sexist really
'I think the collective term for men is "barfull".'
Good suggestion. However, in this case the word "basket" could also be used, given that men who send threats to people campaigning for an image of a famous female author to be put on a banknote, should be treated as basket cases. If people make serious threats of violence in any media (or indeed verbally). simply because they disagree with them, prosecution should certainly be considered.
One down, which is good....
It is good to see somebody getting jail time for financial shenanigans. However, I do somehow wonder whether this was because he cheated (rich?) investors. Swindling poor people out of their homes by selling them mortgages you know they cannot afford, or breaking the financial system leading to untold hardship for many poorer people does not seem to carry any penalty. For the LIBOR scandal financial penalties have been handed out to the banks, but the responsible bankers seem to get off scot free, to name just a single instance.
But let's take a balanced view: One down, many more to go .....
Judge makes sensible decision
Good for him. Whatever the difficulties in making the NSA comply, this judge made a good call
So who will be in command of Breakfast Command?
Darn, I'm hungry now!
Brings back memories. I tend(ed) to go to extremes: Ilford HP400 pushed to 1600 for theatre photography on the one hand, Kodak Technical Pan film developed in Technidol LC for super-fine grain landscape. I still have a print of water, reeds and willow tree taken with a Carl Zeiss 85mm F/1.4 at F/2.8 in my office. Closest thing I ever got to Ansel Adams (still a LONG way to go ;-) ).
I also did a whole lot of botanical photography on Fuji Provia, and the odd wedding of friends on Kodak Portra. Still have the camera lying around somewhere. Pity really.
@RyokuMas, Re: Glasshole killer app involves dog turds
This suggests the killer app for Google Glass is AdBlock
Re: Orbiting, or just a passing rogue?
Good point, it could be an "orphan planet"
I can imagine they may have some indication of the planet's radial velocity, but I doubt the data are sufficient for full orbit calculation. There is of course also the possibility of capture, as in the case of the moons of Mars
Re: and now for some math...
And anyway, please express the result in Vulture-Central units
Re: No, Liam, I won't be using a fondleslab as my primary computer.
New tools rarely replace old tools outright. Since buying electric drills and screwdrivers I have not thrown away my hammers, or manual screwdrivers, nor will I. I use tablets (just got an ASUS Transformer Pad cheaply, like the hybrid set-up) and like them for browsing, but I still use my laptop and desktop machines (writing articles and coding), and when I need more serious grunt (Gigapixel images) a 64 core compute server, and when I want to play with the big boys with big data: clusters or supercomputers. I use WIMP or touch as needed, but very often still use the command line. As new tools are added to the toolbox, we gain flexibility. Do most users need the command line? I would not think so. Do I see my students use the command line? Not as much as I do, but they still revert to it for certain types of work.
I love using editors, or word processors, but boy am I glad I still have pen, pencil and paper.
I might also suggest PC sales are going down because many people have PCs that work just fine, and are in no hurry to upgrade.
At least they are being honest about their intentions. Rare enough in politicians, spooks, and bureaucrats
Looks like a copyright symbol on that storm (top image, lower part of hexagon)
SOMEBODY HAS COPYRIGHTED SATURN!!!!!
Quick! Who can we blame?
That brings back memories
I followed all the Mariner, Viking, Pioneer, Voyager mission as a kid/youngster. Awesome era of space research. I will raise a glass to this anniversary, and all the engineers and other (other) visionaries involved.
a true compute science approach to generate an ElReg-style paper would be to write a script to turn an ordinary paper into and ElReg paper by auto replacement of terms like "scientist" into "boffin", "psychologist" into "trick cyclist", and convert every SI unit into approved ElReg units. Alternatively, adapt the SCIgen automatic scientific paper generator into an ElReg article generator
Z: "Imagine I have a blaster ray in my hand"
Captain: "But you have a blaster ray in your hand"
Z: "So you wouldn't have to tax your imagination too much"
Mine is the one with the Genuine Kill-O-Zap Gun in the pocket
Great In Memoriam! I'll drink to that (as if I needed an excuse )
Yes, they were all called Zem
The one with the radio plays on cassette tape in the pocket please
Re: Wrong Priorities
You are right. By not going on this mission they could have spent a whole $0.06 per capita on education and the like. Besides, by developing the capability to launch hefty kit into any orbit they please (cheaply), they are not gaining access to any kind of useful market. After all, satellites aren't money spinners, and level-headed business men like Elon Musk steer well clear of this kind of frivolous, money-wasting projects.
Aliens, because, well, it's about Mars, init?
Big thumbs up to the Chinese
I'll keep my fingers crossed for Yutu (is there a U2 fan in the team? ;-) )
Re: Utter Bastards
The UTTER bastard is the one wielding the cattle prods and sending abusive e-mails in your name to the CEO to get you fired. Oh, and his PFY would put you on some most-wanted (armed and dangerous) list to give you a well-deserved wake-up call by armed police.
Isn't that about right, Simon?
I sense a little student project with webcam and computer vision software coming on. Detect hat + coat = crash system.
Hat and coat please!
Deary me, the computer cra...
I have seen it for 349 Euro here in the Netherlands also too much compared with US prices, but not as ridiculous as the UK. Rip-off Britain at work?
Re: 'Schrödinger's Comet'
No, no, no!! Quantum theory states:
1/√2 | IsON 〉 + 1/√2 | IsOff 〉
Until the observers can reach agreement, I suppose
- Mounties always get their man: Heartbleed 'hacker', 19, CUFFED
- Analysis Oh no, Joe: WinPhone users already griping over 8.1 mega-update
- Leaked pics show EMBIGGENED iPhone 6 screen
- Opportunity selfie: Martian winds have given the spunky ol' rover a spring cleaning
- OK, we get the message, Microsoft: Windows Defender splats 1000s of WinXP, Server 2k3 PCs