2527 posts • joined 24 Apr 2007
If food is not "organic", it logically must be "inorganic"
which, chemically speaking is odd
I'll get me coat
Re: We have all experienced Schrödinger's USB stick
I never realised the humble USB plug was a quantum computing device, but this revelation makes perfect sense. I am sure I have noted the orientation flipping on certain devices (top -> bottom transitions and vice-versa), but always attributed this to Murphy's Law (a.k.a. High Auditor Activity, as can be confirmed by the usual garden hose test). The two explanations are of course not mutually exclusive.
Re: re. "three quadrillion times the mass of our sun"
Our galaxy is between 1.0 and 1.5 trillion solar masses, so El Gordo is more than 2,000 times heavier
Needs a high fibre diet and more exercise
If the cars are chatty ..
do they also make chatty doors? You know, for Elon's spaceship? The ones that you can tell are about to open by the intolerable air of smugness they suddenly generate?
Re: Where are the values? Ronnie Soak
Love his Yak milk from 600 years ago. Still fresh too
Maybe it's only quantum
if you don't observe it consciously
I'll get me coat, the one with "What is life?" by Erwin Schrödinger in the pocket please
Re: Chewbacca defense
Or should that be "the alleged jury"
It's a bit funny
If payment in bitcoin is accepted by him (i.e. some arbitrary real or virtual item of no intrinsic value is nonetheless accepted by mutual agreement to represent some value), but he then does not count bitcoins as money (which can be defined as some arbitrary real or virtual item of no intrinsic value which is nonetheless accepted by mutual agreement to represent some value)
Legal wrangling about words without looking at their meaning. Par for the course in court, I suppose
Re: Yes, it is rocket science
Great, looking forward to that. I'll get my kids to see it too.
Yes, it is rocket science
Would love to have seen a video, though
Re: More realistic...
I have seen interesting experiments (by Jaguar, as I recall) with near infra-red (NIR) headlights (apart from the normal ones), a simple CCD camera without IR blocking filter (required for normal visual use), and a jet-fighter style HUD showing the image ahead superimposed on the normal view through the windscreen. I heard some up-market cars now can be ordered with a similar system, but with the HUD replaced by a simple screen on the dashboard. The NOR lights can just shine straight ahead without blinding anyone (except those with (N)IR contact lenses/Google glasses).
Interesting article. I have an ancient laptop that is still soldiering on, and I am tempted to upgrade to win 7, which apparently is possible (and cheap: < 8 quid for me at uni), or failing that to wipe the entire windows partition and do a clean Linux install on the entire disk. Others, as indicated do not necessarily have such an option
Re: Hold your horses ....
And before getting excited we should glance at our calendar
Suspense of disbelief
did not last long enough
Maybe it is the date that makes me suspicious.
Sounds like a new department at the Unseen University, right next to "Woolly Thinking" and "Cruel and Unusual Geography", or is it a new section of the Guild of Cunning Artificers?
Freedom of expression in action
There are many political movements with ideas despicable to me (anti-gay rights views are among them), but they have a right to say it out loud. In fact, I had rather they say it out loud, so I know what they are thinking, rather than having them scheme in the dark. In a democracy every political opinion may be expressed, and you may join or support every political party. At the same time you may be held accountable for your expressions, and if you step beyond the boundaries set by law, you may get punished. Furthermore, if you express opinions held in contempt by others, do not be surprised if they in their turn voice their contempt. It is their right.
Thus, Eich is perfectly allowed to support a political cause, OkCupid is perfectly entitled to protest, and we can hold both sides in contempt (or not) for different reasons. All part of democracy (nobody said it was going to be nice).
I still think the message of "love promoting" OkCupid comically full of bile, hence my smile.
It's been a long time since I watched a Punch and Judy show
But this one I'll watch.
I'll keep my fingers crossed
I never thought I would be defending Twitter
I "block" my personal access to it by never logging in to it, and effectively ignoring it, but people wishing to reach it should be allowed to do so.
Blocking Twitter (and Youtube) was a pointless thing to do anyway. People work around it easily, and all it does is show that you are a humourless bully who cannot take criticism.
These bureaucrats have clearly all had their mandatory humourectomy
Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim bus stop F'tang F'tang Ole Biscuitbarrel
One of the best uses of 3D printing I have seen
If not the best
Re: Only 44,000?
The rest are net-savvy enough to hide their identity
Re: Head to head
"A lot less than Windows to Linux as you're not going to have to change all your applications."
My main applications are IDEs, compilers, text editors (code plus LaTeX), MatLab and Mathematica (apart from the browser). All of them available in Linux. The odd MS-Office document I get opens well enough in LibreOffice. In our department people use Windows (7), Mac OS-X and Linux (Ubuntu) roughly equally. I myself have used all three. Despite my earlier struggles with windows versions, I quite like Win 7. For most of my work I prefer Linux.
Just goes to show: OS wars are SO last century
Inetersting points raised
One thing I did not see is how to deal with a highly diverse user base. What is suitable for our secretarial staff is totally unsuitable for researchers and developers, and what is suitable for a researcher in software engineering is not suitable for somebody doing image processing or CUDA development. There is a tendency towards "one architecture to rule them all" in many IT departments, which would either deliver a complete overkill system for the low end users (leading to cost overruns for which IT is famous), or frustrate the hell out of power users. All to often, the latter is chosen.
There is of course a tension between keeping things simple for the IT staff and at the same time keeping a highly diverse and constantly changing customer base happy.
Re: Science is amazing
Somebody gave me a very strange look when I said I was organising a star party. She wondered who I had invited, and when I answered that at least 4 people with scopes would be coming puzzlement was replaced by bafflement. Apparently she was expecting some celeb names.
Re: 5 people editing one document simultaneously
I can readily see that happening. Working with documents in some repository is commonplace. Having your docs in the cloud has problems however. My problem is that when I am in Uganda, Indonesia, South Africa or even Australia, I must have access to the full editing suite off-line. Never mind the annual subscription, connectivity problems and roaming charges would be my main concern. Even if the hotel or institute I visit does have good WIFI, I have had issues with connecting to data on servers here in Europe, and the moment you step out of the hotel or institute (e.g. working during a train journey) your only option is by mobile internet. That bill is going to hurt. In a plane even mobile internet is an issue.
This is not a Microsoft issue alone. I have tried one or two LaTeX editing suites for Android, and the ones I tested required access to internet to give full functionality. This is far from ideal.
As Terry Pratchett said
"Rumour is information distilled so finely that it can filter through anything"
No currency or stock is totally immune to it. The value we assign to stocks, bonds or currencies is very much based on trust (or confidence, if you like). Rumour can shatter that confidence, or at least shake it sufficiently to wipe out a large amount of the assigned value. If I held any bitcoins I would be seriously worried.
I would go for Flainian Pobble Beads any time, and I have almost got one ningi (quite a way to go before I can deposit my first Triganic Pu)
Memory bandwidth (also between CPU and GPU) is a major bottleneck, and designing algorithms to minimize data traffic over these buses is sometimes very difficult. Higher bandwidth should make designing algorithms for these machines less of a hassle.
The arrival of the Vogons is nigh!!!!
As some ape-descended life forms apparently STILL think digital watches are a good idea.
Would love to have one for certain HPC loads, not for others
It is amazing what can be done with "cheap" HPC systems. I do note that this kind of architecture is not that good at the type of compute load I tend to work on: heavily data-driven processing order. GPUs still prefer SIMD-like problems of "lots of the same" type seen in many physics problem. Alternatively, I need to rethink my algorithms, but at the moment the fastest kit we use for our problems is a 2U rack server with 64 AMD cores and 512 GB RAM.
As you might guess from the above, 12GB is also too small for most of my data sets, and we still haven't quite worked out how to do our work in distributed-memory machines. It would be great if we could find a way to harness these beasts for our kind of work, however
I thought that it was mandatory that every item used during Earth Hour must be reusable.
hmm, condoms? Reuse?
Any votes for Cylon style sweeping red leds?
Sorry, couldn't resist
Anybody else ever used brown-bag word processor?
I got the disk for HFL 4,- (less than 2 euro) and my wife wrote her MSc thesis on it. Simple, but it worked. I was more of a Wordstar user, as my documents (text data files from our image processing system) exceeded 64kB frequently. The column-mode editing in Wordstar was ideal for certain tricky manipulations with columns of data. I did like the first Word for Windows editions, but have switched to LaTeX since. I only ever use Word or Open/LibreOffice if I get documents from our management.
The words of Trillian ring true
"I don't know about impossible but it's very, very improbable."
In fact, it is so improbable I think they must have hooked up the logic circuitry of a Bambleweeny 57 sub-meson brain to an atomic vector plotter suspended in a strong Brownian motion generator to get this far.
I'm of to get a really hot cup of tea
Re: Like the Blues Brothers reference
Or the more extravagant ones of Elton John or Dame Edna
Like the Blues Brothers reference
I now have this mental image of Jake's jilted fiance in the film aiming her rocket launcher using a google glass
And people wonder why I use LaTeX. Not for everybody, I know, but it works for me.
Paris Texas, Paris Utah, or the real deal?
OK, geo-tagging and time zone info can help, but an effin' big Eiffel Tower in the picture should give us a hint.
Garçon, l'addition s'il vous plait!
But it still cannot see
the terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side
We need a Marvin icon
Can anybody rid us of these turbulent managers?!
For goodness sake, get on with providing service and stop this pointless bickering! If they prove incapable of sorting out their differences, could somebody get the lot of them fired, and replaced by people with more IQ than ego.
And there I was thinking IT solutions were designed for semi-evolved simians.
Or nematode worms.
Darn, need to redesign my UI
Here I am brain the size of a planet and they ask me to make batteries!
call that job satisfaction, 'cause I don't!
Sorry, couldn't resist. Mine's the one with the radio plays in the pocket
So what is the correct unit in the Register's System
It's area should be in nanoWales, but the linear size might be in double-decker buses. Or will the humble linguine (unboiled, sea level) suffice?
Re: Are there any test results?
I assume the construction is mainly metal, creating a good Faraday cage. That should withstand being zapped. Any sensors outside the cage would be in serious trouble, however.
Re: Windows 8.1?
I moved to XP from 2000 after at least SP1 (and dual booted it with SUSE Linux). I manually tweaked security settings (and was fairly paranoid in setting router firewall settings). I found XP useful, but actually prefer Windows 7. For me, Windows 7 is the best version I have used, but then I have little or no experience with the 98, ME, and Vista incarnations (my loss, I know ;-) ).
Win 8 on a new laptop is much less to my liking and I must still get round to setting up the machine to dual boot with Linux. A single try getting round the effing EFI boot loader failed.
I will try upgrading one ancient laptop from XP to Win 7 and failing that make it a full Linux machine.
Re: Re; LeeE Of course it's military...
Regarding the "unclassified" classification, all satellite images gathered by DigitalGlobe and the like must be screened by a government agency before release to the public (by law). Nothing surprising there. I have processed many satellite images (all previously cleared) and in terms of resolution this looks like many commercial images I have seen. I have no clearance (nor feel an urgent need to get one) for military work.
The only higher-resolution remote sensing images I have seen were aerial (not satellite) images taken after the Haiti earthquake. These were 15cm in resolution. More is probably possible, but not needed in most applications, as it only leads to an explosion in data size. For commercial images, this is an important consideration. Many, if not most applications only really need a resolution in the order of 1m which already leads to roughly 150 terapixels of data to cover just the earth's land mass. Moving to 0.25cm you have a 16-fold increase in data size (and processing time if your processing algorithms are O(N), otherwise it is worse). You need a very good business case to justify that.
"Sending money to Uganda" has a nice ring to it
As a veiled threat for those in the know
Maybe the cost of filing a patent could be made variable
A fixed component + a DON'T WASTE OUR TIME fine (DWOT-fine) if prior art is found
The latter could be expressed as
DWOT_fine = base_fine * num_hits * age_oldest / rank_first_hit;
num_hits = number of hits on prior art in relevant search engines;
rank_first_hit = the rank of the first hit on prior art in a relevant query
age_oldest = age (in years) of first mention of prior art
base_fine = a figure in the order of 1,000,000 $
Alternatively, crowd-source this: publish the application, and have a contest who can find the oldest prior art. The DWOT-fine (computed based on age of oldest prior art, number of valid responses, and speed of first response) is split between the person finding the oldest prior art, and the person giving the first valid response.
THAT would cut back frivolous patent applications
- Infosec geniuses hack a Canon PRINTER and install DOOM
- 'Windows 9' LEAK: Microsoft's playing catchup with Linux
- Boffins say they've got Lithium batteries the wrong way around
- Game Theory Half a BILLION in the making: Bungie's Destiny reviewed
- Phones 4u slips into administration after EE cuts ties with Brit mobe retailer