* Posts by Michael H.F. Wilkinson

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Brit GUN NUT builds WORKING SNIPER RIFLE at home out of scrap metal!

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Re: Better title needed.

You are missing an important rule in journalism: Never let facts stand in the way of an alarmist headline. Indeed, the Reg missed an opportunity to call hysterically:

SCRAP METAL SHOULD BE BANNED!!!!!

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!

as the Daily Wail might have done

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US Navy's LASER CANNON WARSHIP: USS Ponce sent to Gulf

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Re: "Ponce"

"Ponce de Leon discovered Florida, that's the best know Ponce."

By now Ponce da Quirm might be more famous to much of the Reg's readership

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Lenov-OUCH! 500,000 laptop cables recalled in burning mains cock-up

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Strange: how much power must a Lenovo laptop draw (I have one) to overheat a mains cable. Even a mere 0.75mm^2 cable (uncoiled in the open) is rated to 6 amps. At 230V that is 1.380 kW. They may have used 0.5mm^2 rated at only 3 amps (only 690 W), but even that kind of draw seems a bit high (toasted genitals high, even). At 110-120 V the issue is different, of course.

Icon, well, obvious, innit?

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Ford dumps Windows for QNX in new in-car entertainment unit

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Is it just me

or is that Ford trying to look like an Aston Martin, by the look of that front grille.

Nice try, but given the choice I would rather get an Aston Martin for Xmas ( wouldn't mind getting a Ford, and then of course neither are very likely, but a man may dream).

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"The future is HUD.

Like on a fighter jet.

I already want one."

Me too. An F22 would be nice for X-mas

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Cool technology: Submerged blade servers escape the heat

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Interesting and humorous read. I will point my students to this whenever they complain about difficulties in the computer lab (which is computer heaven compared to what you need to go through)

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Did rock-hard aliens turn young Earth MOIST? New probe data emerges

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Re: Some may be further away

Ah, but everyone knows a million to one chances succeeds nine times out of ten.

That time already? Mine is the one with "Small Gods" in the pocket

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Brit boffins debunk 'magnetic field and cancer' link

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Frankly, I am not too surprised by the results of the study, but thumbs up to the scientists for putting in the hours to debunk this mallarkey. This is of course all part and parcel of the scientific method: do not dismiss someone else's theory because it sounds stupid, prove it wrong. Do not forget not all alarmist ideas are wrong. Many people long believed X-rays were just a useful tool (or even a nice fairground attraction), and were harmless. Now people treat them with a lot more care for good reason. So whilst there are a lot of idiots crying wolf, in some cases they might be right. What is tiresome is that certain people will not listen to any amount of scientific proof. Unfortunately, there is no "ignore" button you can press in real life, so they no longer bother you.

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Boffins: We have found a way to unlock the MYSTERIES OF SHEEP from old parchments

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Well obviously

If the document is a legal one, it is very likely the DNA makes more captivating reading

The effect is even more pronounced in the case of accountancy

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So - you thought you knew all about the INSTANT COFFEE DUNES of TITAN?

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Lakes of methanol and ethanol

Have a lakeside holiday on Titan, OK it's cold, but you can get blind drunk for free once you get there (ethanol will see to the drunk, methanol to the blind).

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No NAND's land: Flash will NOT take over the data centre

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If it is a disk world .....

DOES THE PERMANENT ERASE FUNCTION SPEAK IN CAPITALS ONLY?

Sorry, couldn't resist. Mine's the one with "Thud" in the pocket

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Home Wi-Fi security's just as good as '90s PC security! Wait, what?

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Plus ce change, plus c'est la même chose

Ah, reminds me of an old BOFH episode

"But I like the word Maggot!"

"And I like the words Grievous Bodily Harm, but I don't use them as a password. Not any more, anyway. "

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NASA prods sleeping New Horizons spacecraft: Wakey, wakey, Pluto's calling

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Re: Beep, beep, beep ...

Or should that be "brain the size of a dwarf planet"

Runs for cover

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Thumbs up to NASA

Great news. Looking forward to the results, and my eldest son will be chuffed the closest encounter is on his birthday.

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BOFH: Santa, bloody Santa

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Nice one. It has a nice recursive feel to it.

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Orion BELTS UP: Space shuttle wannabe preps again for test flight

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Re: "fuel valve that refused to close properly"

At least the valve is not sulking in basements, as our elevators have been doing lately. Should never have gone for the Sirius Cybernetics model

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Sinclair is back with the Spectrum Vega ... just as rubbish as the ZX

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Re: RCA? Pah. Young 'uns know nothing

And from the left field comes the Elan Enterprise 128. I still have fond memories of the little joy-sticky thing with the at least half-decent full size keyboard, and a WHOPPING 128 kB of RAM. Even managed to program a discrete Fourier transform on it. It worked, ...., if you were very patient. Won't claim it was better than any other out there, but it shared several features with the Spectrum: Z80 processor, and only appeared WAY after the promised date. What was very nice is that like the Acorn Atom and Electron (we used many of those in the labs) you got the entire schematic, and many ports were properly buffered, so you could add your own external devices without risk of frying the computer.

Regarding this project: More keys might of course be added if they exceed their target by a sufficient margin

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Orion: To Mars, the Moon and beyond... but first, a TEST FLIGHT through Van Allen belt

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Of course it can fly

About 1% better than this half brick I have here

On a more serious note: I do not care about the political reasons for the project, if it can get people deeper into space, I am all for it. Maybe it's nostalgia for my days as a kid stuck to the TV screen watching all Apollo-related programmes, but more likely its just that I applaud all serious exploration of space.

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Hominid ancestors beat humans to the drinks cabinet, say boffins

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Maybe the history of drinking has a similar three-phase pattern as warfare, which has the Retaliation (I am going to kill you because you killed my brother), Anticipation (I am going to kill you because I killed your brother) and Diplomacy (I am going to kill my brother and then kill you on the pretext that your brother did it) phases. Here we have

Avoidance: Don't eat that fallen fruit, it will make you drunk for a week!

Tolerance: Do eat that fruit, it won't make you drunk for a week

Binging: Let's brew our own stuff so we can get drunk for a week again

Raises glass and doffs hat to Douglas Adams

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Rosetta science team thinks Philae might come to life in the spring

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Re: Hard surface

No, they were expecting the Spanish inquisition, or were they?

I'll get me coat

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BOFH: Everyone deserves a little DOWNTIME

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Re: Did anyone notice the small surge of acceleration

"There is a God after all"

Yes, he is called Simon

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Samsung to boot out Shin after Galaxy S5 tanks – report

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My wife bought a Samsung, I have almost exclusively had (cheaper) HTCs which I found very usable since my first Desire. After seeing all the bloatware on the Samsung, I steered well clear and got my first higher-end phone: the One M-8. Love it.

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Your PHONE is slowly KILLING YOU

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Re: He must be several tera-furlongs out of his skull

Here on the continent I prefer to get my beer from Belgium. Where's that Westmalle Tripel?

Next time I am in the US I will certainly try some of the micro-brewery beers I have heard good reports of.

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He must be several tera-furlongs out of his skull

“As the head tilts forward the forces seen by the neck surges to 27 pounds at 15 degrees, 40 pounds at 30 degrees, 49 pounds at 45 degrees and 60 pounds at 60 degrees,” Hansraj writes.

Having studied astronomy and physics, let me assert:

The scientific unit of force is NOT pounds!!

If you do not use SI units in science writing at least have the decency to convert to more accepted units like the Norris (so moving from 1.2 Norris to 2.67 Norris).

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ESA's spaceplane cleared for lift-off in February 2015

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Re: "land on conventional runways"

Nah, bankers don't do fiddling small change like six million dollars

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Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Bryndzové halušky

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Re: How could it not be good?

Especially if the bacon is fried such that it contains enough BCBs (according to the Samuel Vimes school of gastronomy)

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NASA revisits Europa with modern image-processing software

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Very interesting image. It is stunning how well modern mosaicing software works compared to the older stuff. I use those methods a lot in lunar (33 pane mosaic here) and solar (31 pane mosaic) imaging. Different deconvolution techniques really help as well.

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BOFH: WHERE did this 'fax-enabled' printer UPGRADE come from?

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Nice start to the weekend

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FORGET the CLIMATE: FATTIES are a MUCH BIGGER problem - study

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Re: I'm three terrorists at least!

At least you aren't illiterate as well

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Re: A better measure...

Height to girth, or chest to belly girth ratios are dimensionless and MUCH better for that reason.

The BMI based on a power of 2.5 might be better, but why not the power of three that simple geometry suggests? There may be empirical or statistical reasons for the power of 2.5, but it does look a bit like some people do not want to admit how totally stupid the power of 2.0 was and switch to 3.0 directly. After all, if I simply scale a short, skinny athlete by 10% in all directions, his weight should go up by a factor of 1.331, keeping his body fat percentages, height to girth ratios, etc identical. Thus, I feel 2.5 is a compromise, rather than entirely reasonable. Even if some fit was made to empirical data, I am deeply suspicious that the result would be 2.5 exactly, right between the traditional value and the one suggested by geometry.

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Useless 'computer engineer' Barbie FIRED in three-way fsck row

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To paraphrase Marvin

I get a headache trying to think down at the level of those storytellers (prhase used without prejudice).

The "quality of that story reminds me of a snoopy cartoon, where snoopy gets a rejection letter for a story he has submitted, together with a rejection for the next story he might want to submit.

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Britain's HUMAN DNA-strewing Moon mission rakes in £200k

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Let me get this straight

So one objective is to take somebody's selfies and cat videos and drop them down a deep, dark hole on the moon.

Sounds like an excellent plan

More seriously, if that's what it takes to get even a little more funding into space research, I can live with that

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YOU are the threat: True confessions of real-life sysadmins

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Simon will be recharging the cattle-prod

"Some sysadmins will go to extremes to secure a network, viewing it (wrongly) as their property."

What do you mean WRONGLY?

>KZZZEERRT!!!<

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Patch NOW! Microsoft slings emergency bug fix at Windows admins

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Re: Slack

Using free wifi for a security update? Call me paranoid, but I have seen so many security issues in fre wifi that I only use it for non-sensitive stuff (like browsing the Reg)

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Bible THUMP: Good Book beats Darwin to most influential tome title

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Parkinson's Law, or the Pursuit of Progress

Is one of my favourites. Excellent guidelines on how to understand bureaucracy. For superb moral guidelines I find the Discworld series offers a lot, like the definition of sin by mistress E. Weatherwax:

"Easy, it's treating people like things!"

It is more fun to read than the bible, and does not threaten you with eternal punishment.

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Re: The Bible

If we are going to play the numbers' game, the Ikea catalogue would beat the bible in terms of numbers printed and number of different language translations. I would not count it as a contender for this list, however.

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Re: The bible is a book ?

And not 666, as some might have believed

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SUPER-JAMMY Philae comet probe got down WITHOUT harpoons

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Great work despite the glitches. I will certainly raise a glass.

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FIRST for HUMANITY: Fridge-size PROBOT headed for COMET TOUCHDOWN

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Wonderful stuff from ESA

Hope they pull it off. Will raise a glass of "distilled beer" (the single malt variety) if they do (and drink a consolation one if they don't)

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That 'TECH-FREE' Nophone? It was already out years ago

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Re: John's phone.

Don't be silly, that one seems to work!

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CATACLYSMIC Sun BELCH causes hour-long RADIO BLACKOUT in SPAAACE

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It is an amazing sunspot, and some massive flares going on

Finally managed some quality time looking at that spot. Missed the flare, but the images I did manage weren't half bad, both in H-alpha and white light detail

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Forget the $2499 5K iMac – today we reveal Apple's most expensive computer to date

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Never had an Apple 1 but we did work on an Apple II for a while (with Motorola 68000 board to do the heavy lifting). We actually did image analysis on that piece of kit. I think the Apple II is much more of a Ford-T equivalent (though not fully) than the Apple 1 (though many other machines would be contenders, like the IBM PC, the ZX Spectrum or ZX80/81, and a host of others). The Apple II was produced in much larger numbers, and had the expansion slots which allowed third parties to add stuff. THAT was an important step (not so much that the expansion slots were there, but much more that they were open to all). The IBM PC took that to another level again. Expansion slots were a way to stave off obsolescence (for a few months more ;-)), and to increase flexibility.

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DEATH by PowerPoint: Microsoft warns of 0-day attack hidden in slides

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Re: Tried and True

Nice one! I now have this vision of malware popping up a message:

Unsupported Windows Version! To run Steal All My Credentials (SAMC) V 7.0 and above you must upgrade to Windows 7.0 Service Pack 1, at minimum. SAMC V7 will now terminate, we apologize for the inconvenience

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Space exploration is just so lame. NEW APPS are mankind's future

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Another thumbs up for a badge.

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Is living with Dolby Atmos worth the faff?

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Re: OTT

Agreed, just about the last thing I want to watch when I do have time to watch a film is something like "Transformers". Each to his own, of course, I just do not seem to get the hang of films with more explosions than dialogue (not that I mind the odd explosion, hence the icon)

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Neat technology, nicely reviewed. Given my living room (and other expensive technological hobbies) not for me, alas, but interesting from the point of audio technology nonetheless. After working on phased-array data from radio astronomy for whole-sky imaging, I cannot help thinking that the ultimate solution must be a phased array of tiny speakers all around you, and the recording must be done by a similar phased array of microphones. That could record and recreate the sound field (similar to light-field recording by certain advanced cameras). Totally over the top of course, but a man can dream.

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Facebook, Apple: LADIES! Why not FREEZE your EGGS? It's on the company!

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Re: What...the...fuck....

I get this feeling that somebody out there has got themselves a white Persian cat.

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Ancient Brits 'set wealthy man's FANCY CHARIOT on FIRE' – boffins

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Re: When archeologists aren't quite sure

Very true. In the "Cave of the Shaman" in southern France there are many carvings on the wall depicting women with exagerated figures (T & A), and a man (definitely a man, no chance to mistake him for a woman, especially in braille, as Terry Pratchett might put it) with a HUGE erection. The local guide explaied this probably had to do with fertility rituals. She was not amused by my alternative theory that this might have been the local communal men's room, and these were just the usual graffiti you might expect from adolescent men (of all ages).

The burnt chariot might have belonged to a much hated landlord

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Top Gear iron age? Intruiging

so was this the iron age Stig's helmet?

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