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What does the Titanic's sinking tell us about modern science?

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Re: peer reviewed

You are right that publicly funded work should be available publicly. However, note that in all cases any scientist without access to a journal simply contacts the corresponding author (I still have some of those quaint reprint request postcards in a drawer somewhere). The author emails you the PDF, end of problem. IEEE and some other publishers allow you to put your stuff on the web for research and education purposes, provided a suitable copyright statement is included.

The same holds for code we produce: ask and ye shall receive.

Press releases are NOT under embargo in all cases except one (where patent applications are involved, nothing to do with the publisher), in my experience. In those instances where we want to do a press release, the university takes care of it, and the publisher has no say. We do often let this coincide with the (on-line) publication of the paper, so journalists can check out the paper.

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Steve Jobs biopic

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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Balmer?

Option 1: Alexei Sayle

Accent may be a problem, but the thought of him chanting "developers, developers, developers!!" in a strong Liverpudlian accent has a strange appeal.

Option 2: Danny DeVito

might have to practice chair flinging, however.

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Use the holy word of God to stay secure online, says bishop

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Re: Isnane or Welsh!

So do you use Llanfairpwyllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch as pass phrase?

Cwmtwrch is a shorter favourite

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Re: so...

You could always go for:

"Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast, for it is a human number. Its number is 666"

A bit long, but very memorable.

Would be a good BOFH password, once he has given up on "Grievous bodily harm"

Icon, because, well....

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Third European supply podule docks with space station

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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What is this figure in double-decker buses per fortnight?

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Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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'Smooth, gentle' mating at 28,000 kph

I trust that is with respect to our earthbound frame of reference, not the speed of the podule with respect to ISS.

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100 EARTH-LIKE PLANETS orbit stars WITHIN 30 LIGHT-YEARS!

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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Re: The other thing about red dwarfs

They have far less UV radiation output than the sun. Because the temperature is lower. If we put the planet near enough to the red dwarf to be comfy temperature-wise, the amount of shorter wavelengths (including blue light) hitting the atmosphere is less. Charged particles release might be energetic, but with a strong enough magnetic field a planet could be OK. One worry is actually that there is not enough UV and other hard radiation to cause enough mutations to keep evolution ticking over, but that is a rather speculative argument. There are many sources of randomness which could supply enough mutations.

Incidentally, the colour of light emitted by your typical red dwarf equals that of an incandescent light bulb (3200 K colour temperature) to that of a halogen light (3600K). So they are really yellowish red, whereas our "yellow" sun emits white (5800K) light.

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Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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They avoid us because of cricket!

It's in very bad taste, you know.

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Republicans shoot down proposed ban on Facebook login boss-snoop

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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Um, what's a Facebook?

Potential answer if you really do not want the job

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Actively cooled rocket primed for easy re-entry

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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Should this craft not be manned by Kryten?

Looks like the perfect pilot for it

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AVG nukes stalking ads at press of BIG SHINY BUTTON

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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Sounds interesting. Might give it a try on the windows machine at home.

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Sitting down all day is killing you

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Re: Cycling

Yer doomed, doomed, DOOOMED!!!!!

Private Fraser

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Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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Does going to the pub for a quick pint count?

Sounds plausible, especially if we include earlier reports that beer is good for you.

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Female Chinese astronauts must have no scars, straight teeth

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: At least...

genius in its simplicity

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Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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So male scars are tough and do not bleed?

Was that published in the Journal of Dermatology, or was it Annals of Improbable Research?

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TSA bars security guru from perv scanner testimony

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Re: Couldn't have that, now.

Exactly, we want fact-free politics!

Sounds like they like Gordon Way's inverse expert system: don't reason based on facts to get the best possible conclusion, but enter the desired conclusion beforehand (along with the known facts) and let the program come up with a plausible reasoning to support the conclusion.

Douglas Adams, you are sorely missed!

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Brazilian cops hunt pillaging 'gang of blondes'

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Brazillian policemen chasing blonde women?

is this unusual behaviour?

Sorry, I had to ask. Mine is the one with the ticket to Rio in the pocket.

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OAP sues Apple for $1m after walking into store's glass door

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Re: Lucky lady

Elderly bones can be rather fragile. The septum (which I assume got broken) is not very strong to begin with. It is the only bone I have broken, and I can tell you it is pretty painful. Having it set is not fun either.

I really do not know what happened, so I will not jump to conclusions.

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Giant paper plane thunders across Arizona sky

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So how many sheets of A4 (sorry, Letter) size paper would be needed?

to get the equivalent amount of paper.

Nice attempt, but could not match PARIS for altitude!

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Americans resort to padlocking their dumb meters

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Re: No tinfoil hats

Good points.

Really smart meters could be of benefit when you have really smart equipment in the house to negotiate good (=cheap) moments to switch on (like the washing machine automatically picking suitable times to do the washing to minimize cost). Whether there are any benefits now is debatable.

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Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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Re: Tinfoil Cures All

That and duck tape!

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Re: All the symptoms described...

"watching too many Republican Party nominees' speeches"

that is a major cause of stress ;-)

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Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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$300 savings for the company perhaps,

but what about costs incurred having to visit people to measure usage?

Very high levels of shortwave radio signals (we are talking powerful radar here) have been documented to have adverse health effects. I think some people do a linear interpolation between zero effect at zero W to a handful of points of massive problems in the MW range, with little or no data in the intermediate range. I very much doubt that damage at the levels experienced is real. All the symptoms described (including those of the diabetics) could be explained by stress (caused by the fear of the effects of radio signals, perhaps?). BTW, I am not saying the complaints are not real, I am saying that the cause might be different.

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Baffling barcode-on-steroids stickers plaster the EARTH

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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A QR-code for "42"

is what would like to stick on every QR-code I find.

Mine is the one with the cassette tapes of the Hitchhicker's Guide to the Galaxy radio plays in the pocket

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Hard-up Iceland plumps for cheaper open source

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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Re: Free stuff

We use Linux (and OS-X and Windows) at our research institute. My own work is mainly on Linux systems (but I am at writing code that is cross-platform portable). I do not consider my work a hobby.

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BOFH: Dawn raid on Fort BOFH

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The description of the box is spot on, as many have said.

I still have an old 8" floppy somewhere (staggering 128kB capacity). It's got (or at least had) a legit copy of CP/M 2.0 on it. I sometimes fancy lashing up an old 8" drive with a USB interface (where is that soldering iron), and see if I can "upgrade" someone to CP/M 2.0 running on some Z80 emulation software. Unfortunately, I doubt the drivers will be available.

Still, a man can dream.

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Space probe in orbit above Mercury sees signs of polar ice

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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Cool!

In more ways than one.

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iPad subsidies axed for Microsoft S&M fanbois

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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Re: Even worse

For some brands of beer, that might be fine, in other cases (fill in your least favourite here) it is cruel and unusual punishment

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Man FLIES with Android-powered homemade bird wings

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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Ye cannae break the laws of physics, capt'n!

As Scotty would say. He might well add:

"Powerrr, we need more powerrrr!!"

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Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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Re: Gullable?

page 478, Concise Oxford Dictionary, 6th Edition (and showing its age)

Gullable, I agree is not in that dictionary, though it may be in Ultra-Complete Maximegalon Dictionary of Every Language Ever"

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New supernova pops up just over there

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Spotted this on March 19!!

Quite easy through an 8" scope. My fourth supernova to date (seen, not discovered). There is another one in the constellation of Virgo, which I am still hoping to catch.

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Windows 8 tablet freezes in Microsoft keynote demo

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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Re: Don't see why the fuss

It's written in Murphy's Laws:

a) The chance of a demo crashing is an increasing function of the number of people watching

b) The chances of a demo running flawlessly is proportional to the inverse of the importance

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Giant planet pileups in far-flung star systems: Computer says yes

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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Interesting

I doubt this simulation will be the last word, but for now it explains the data quite well. Of course, the observational bias will also be there, but that does not mean the effects simulated do not exist. It does make the "habitable moon scenario" seen in star wars more likely. Whether they are inhabited by bear-like creature who using stone-age technology defeat an army equipped with technology as advanced as faster than light travel is another matter entirely (although the movie did show the physical disadvantages of walking tanks with a comparatively narrow spacing between the legs compared to the height of its centre of mass)

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Pope Benedict in .XXX pro-Islam cybersquat drama

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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Did the guy miss paparazzi.xxx?

Just asking

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So, what IS the worst film ever made?

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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I want to nominate a film 571 times

U571

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New steganography technique relies on letter shapes

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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Re: Why bother with steganography?

Amanfrommars, is that you?

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Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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Re: Yeah, who could possibly tell that a random-appearing string of characters .....?

And besides, a random appearing string of characters might be a program in Perl

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Supersonic silent biplane COMING SOON ...ish

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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I just had this mental image of a supersonic Swordfish hurtling towards Bismarck

Which would be "interesting" for the crew in their open cockpit.

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Austrian daredevil Baumgartner skydives from 71,581ft

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Is LOHAN going to make a playmobil re-enactment of this?

Just asking.

It is exciting when people go after such a long-standing record.

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Eddie Murphy heading for worst movie ever glory

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I am surprised.

Worst film nominations and nobody mentioned U571?

Most bad film I can ignore, and they will go away again. U571 is such an insult to what really happened in cracking enigma that it just gets my blood pressure up (and many others).

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Lawyers of Mordor menace Hobbit boozer

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Are they also suing scientific journals?

The word "Hobbit" is used to describe small, smart hominids found on the island of Flores in Indonesia in the scientific literature. See e.g. this pdf. Do they want to sue Nature, or Elsevier?

Thought not.

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Death Star SUCKS PLASMA FROM SUN in NASA riddle vid

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And if they do not pay, they will be clamped?

Look out for big yellow triangular thingies (technical term) in space.

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Cameron denies personal Trident missile firing iPad app

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If iPads had been available when "Yes, minister" was produced

I wonder how sir Humphrey would have managed to subvert it. Could have made for some interesting episodes.

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Galaxies to get the Pluto treatment?

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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The situation is a bit different from that of planets, as the notion of dwarf planet was introduced to cover cases like Pluto and the larger Kuiper-belt objects. The notion of a dwarf galaxy has been around much longer. Proper definitions help to avoid confusion.

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Speedy 3D printer creates 285µm Formula-1 speedster

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Great, could be used to develop nan-playmobil!

for nano re-enactments.

Would find use on El Reg, I suppose

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The seven types of commentard

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Re: This is not a type N post

Yes, but do use El Reg approved units

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Re: How do you count Type N?

More importantly, how do you submit a type N post?

I really want to, but on second thoughts, I cannot be bothered

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That steady diet of EastEnders IS turning her into a shrew

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Re: "Study shows soap operas trigger aggression in women"

" personally think that watching that shit would wind anybody up, male or female. I only have to hear the theme tune from A Certain Famous Soap to feel my blood pressure rising."

Absolutely! My wife frequently wonders why I leave the room when certain shows are on TV (not just soaps, "talent" (word used without prejudice) shows have an even more pronounced effect). I tend not to say I am looking for more fun things to do, like stapling my ears to a wall, or putting my hand in a meat grinder. Somehow, remarks like that do not go down well.

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Nuke clock incapable of losing time chimes with boffins

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By improvements in (time) management?

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Solar storm has a 'sting in its tail', warn space weathermen

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Re: "Region 1429"

Active regions on the sun (groups of sun spots) are numbered. This one happens to be 1429.

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