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But will it do time travel?
Or can it not hit 88 mph?
stop this sketch
it's getting silly
The Rt Hon. Major Smyth-DeVere-Charteris, in a sauce of green herbs
Wasn't he a pet halibut?
What will be the next names?
Some modest proposals:
Maybe I should not get into marketing
exactly, the editors may expect a visit with a cattle prod.
or a modded security robot
Old men shouting at pigeons often make more sense
Millennium hand and shrimp, buggrit, buggrit. I told em, I told em, I told em, I told em. They'd only run out. Doorsteps!
Mine's the long trench coat.
And of course
WHY on earth would you bring a trailer full of cans of "Bud" to Australia when you can drink Aussie beer?
Mine's a James Boag's please.
And under the hood of the solar car
are hundreds of duracel bunnies
Could be of use to me though
I write some heavily multi-threaded stuff at work, and could test these when working at home before running it on the 24-core Opteron beasts we have here. We should be getting a 48-core one shortly, but maybe I will delay the purchase until the 64-core versions with Bulldozer cores come out. For our research purposes, testing for scalability over many cores is more important than absolute speed. For production machines, that changes, of course.
So I guess nobody
wants to welcome are hyper-intelligent qiant kraken overlords?
I'll have mine sliced, battered, and deep fried (and with garlic sauce)
A stabilizer requires extra weight, complexity and electricity, all of which come at a premium in these vehicles, I would guess. There may also be regulations against it.
Will you compare it to:
I have never tasted (not do intend to taste) this artery clogging horror, but I would be interested in a fair comparison. All in the interest of science, of course.
Beer, because it is Friday afternoon.
Re: Shouldn't be any such thing as hate crimes
If people beat people up, that's bad: agreed, it's just the level of badness that is at stake.
In my book at least, it is worse if someone beats you up because he hates the group you belong to, rather than, e.g., what you said about him or his mother, or because you took a swing at him. There is even a sort of "bad sense" in mugging: people do it for profit. It is definitely bad, but not as bad as an unprovoked attack based on a person's religion, race, or sexual orientation.
let every male mourner embrace, and perhaps even kiss a male protester (I realize this requires setting aside your natural revulsion, but be strong!!).
For a nice touch add: "I forgive you."
I think this might freak these guys out, and they could hardly sue you for it, you are merely following the example set by by Christ, showing love to thy neighbours.
"Now is the time to take advantage of the large webOS user base."
What? Both of them?
Sorry, I like WebOS, I even got the SDK out of curiosity as a long time user of Palm hardware (my Tungsten T3 was only retired last year). The joke is bittersweet in that a good idea seems to have been ruined by bad marketing. The HP statement is just surreal.
According to inflation theory
it was space that moved faster than the speed of light. This is perfectly allowable according to relativity. It is hard to get your mind around, I agree.
The 60ns difference equates to 18 m
I trust there has not been an 18m shift in position, as that is earthquake magnitude. The mean temperature of rock beneath the ground is really stable, simply due to its HUGE thermal capacity, and high degree of thermal insulation. This is why (wine) cellars often have high thermal stability.
Previously, the peculiar, apparently superluminal motion of jets in quasars and active galaxies could be explained elegantly by invoking special relativity. by assuming the jet is traveling at near light speed almost directly towards us. Here general relativity may well be an explanation (but it may not)
Someone may have copyrighted the phrase "Tick Tock"
Now astronomers have one more reason to detest astrology
only lawyers will benefit from this.
Keyboard, eat hot, er,.... tea!
He will be missed most by those near to him of course, but many others will miss his undoubted leadership. Though I am not an Apple user, many Apple designs set new standards, and gave others a point to aim at.
I will join you in raising a glass to his memory and achievements.
Just two questions:
Do these things come with kevlar reinforcements?
I can see why you might take offense
but I read the "as well" as meaning that it is OK to learn Java, and "real programming" also can be done in Java.
On the topic of teaching programming: Some years ago we decided to use C in the initial programming course (Imperative programming). This allowed us to ditch the object-oriented overhead of Java which was used before. We go on to teach them algorithms and data structures in C, complete with structs containing function pointers. The latter paves the way for understanding what objects actually do for you. They also learn to clean up any mess they leave behind. Object oriented programming is then done in Java. Later courses include functional programming (I think in Haskel), and parallel programming and concurrency.
This is just the main programming track of the curriculum, other tracks focus on software engineering and architecture, database theory, operating systems, compilers, etc. Many of these skills might never be used in practice, but they do give better insights, and mean you have learned to learn difficult topics.
The best reason to learn a programming language is to learn new ways of thinking about problems. It does not help to learn 15 subtly different OO languages at university, it is important you learn different programming approaches. Once you have learned a style well, it is trivial to learn another. I learned programming in Pascal, the switch to C was quite trivial; I started OO programming in C++, learning Java was quite simple.
Ruling makes sense
These are the kinds of rulings that let ordinary people believe there are benefits to being part of the EU.
I missed taking a towel to work on May 25
I missed saying "ARRH" on September 19
I think I will give October 14 a miss as well
Pirate, because, well AAARRRRHHH!
I thought they just made planets
but they might be branching out into whole galaxies.
re: dark matter
I just love it when people come by and start saying: look scientists got it wrong in the past, current science must also be wrong. This shows they do not quite get the scientific process.
"Getting things wrong" is part and parcel of science. All current theories do is model the world in such a way that a large set of observations are explained. Testing theories consists of making predictions, doing experiments and seeing where the theory gets it wrong. If it gets things wrong, we have to make a new theory which explains all the old observations AND the new. Alternatively, there may be a mistake in the new observations, and the theory survives to be tested again. Each new theory offers a better approximation of the behaviour of nature, which should be harder to prove wrong than the previous. However, even if it mimics the behaviour of nature exactly, we have no guarantee it is the real mechanism behind nature, it is just a perfectly good model.
It is natural for scientists to be cautious when a theory confirmed by thousands of experiments is contradicted by a single experiment. At the same time many physicists are unhappy with the notions of dark matter and dark energy, and are looking for alternatives. Where there is disagreement there is progress in science.
And there I was thinking
they might be suffering from dyslexia.
Or they were in such a hurry to make money they forget the last letter of their nam.
having said that, their behaviour causes dyspepsia.
"Intel hardware can't run the OpenGL test"
Why not, is the OpenGL support incomplete, does it lack required extensions?
If so, it is wholly unsuitable for me, alas.
Niccce fissshesssss, gollum!
I actually state that there are those who can teach themselves, but maybe I should have stressed that more. I studied astronomy, and am therefore largely self taught, when in comes to computer science. This is why I am still learning more about core computer science today.
When I take on PhD students for projects with a lot of coding, I always look for passion, for people who do extracurricular stuff (not just in terms of coding, mind you). One problem is that 3-5 years is way too short to learn to code REALLY well. You typically need ten years (as for any real skill). A Uni can give you the theoretical foundation, you have to build a house on that by work experience (or hobby).
A nice site on this topic is
We do teach computer science. There are IT courses taught by the Hanze University of Applied Sciences next door, but we, and all other traditional universities over here still teach computer science. However, very few of our graduates ever become coders. They become researchers (in academia or industry, a lot of ours go to companies like Philips Medical Systems) , or become software engineers and architects (OK, they are also involved in coding, but cost a lot more ;-) )
I actually state that there are those who can teach themselves, maybe I should have stressed that point more. In fact I studied astronomy, so much of my computer science and coding skills is self taught. This is why I am still learning new things about core computer science.
I also notice there are huge differences in IT degrees themselves. Some degrees are much more oriented to learning to use available tools and languages than to actual problem solving. We sometimes get students from these courses applying for our MSc course in computer science. These guys no way more than our students when it comes to common tools out there. Where they have huge problems in in their problem-solving skills. The best acquire theses skills, there rest flunks the course.
Good point. We TRY to teach them, but then some just replicate instructions until they pass the exam, and then forget all about it. Some people are, as we say "resistant to education." At the same time there are many self-taught people who are excellent. Besides, there are many practical skills we do not teach (especially on the wealth of different tools out there).
The most important thing you can learn in education is learning itself. I have had no formal training in lattice theory, but I have acquired the skill set to learn it, and now contribute to the field. Many of my coding and debugging skills I learned in practice, in my first job as scientific programmer (developed a 150 kloc image processing system). That is when theory gets turned into practice.
Re: Rather ironic
I stand corrected.
It is a good thing I don't teach language ;-)
I taught programming
and have seen quite some horror's produced by various "bedroom coders". They do get things to work, but the code is often not an "oil painting". There are certainly those who can teach themselves, but there are those who do benefit from learning a more disciplined approach.
The lack of discipline can be really astounding in some. There was one guy who insisted he wanted to hand code in in C# rather than Java. I told him of course he could hand his assignment in in C#, so long as he did not mind failing the course. He found this unreasonable. I suggested my attitude reflected that of a potential employer or customer, who more often than not have some requirements on programming languages, coding style, comments. If you hand in your work in a different language, you would be in breach of contract, or get fired.
He still thought I was being very unreasonable.
Another story I like is the guy who handed in an iterative solution where the assignment explicitly stated: "implement a recursive method to compute ....." He argued this was more efficient, we said that was true, but that the assignment was to learn recursion. He said but my implementation is more efficient, we said that was true, but that the assignment was to learn recursion. He said but my implementation is more efficient, we said that was true, but that the assignment was to learn recursion. ..............................
This went on a while until we terminated this infinite loop (not by kill -9, but more humane methods)
This is not to say the tuition fees aren't outrageous. You can get a much more favourable deal in the Netherlands, and the university I work at (Groningen) is drawing more and more students from the UK. Our MSc courses are English language anyway, and our BSc courses are headed that way as well.
Play "Air Traffic Controller" with added realism !!
I'll get me coat
Now that is cool
I'll doff my hat
(the Tilley today, the Barmah is too hot in this weather)
Later today, I will no doubt raise a glass as well
WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!
Surprised that did not pop up in this context.
They would say that!
After hearing it, they just had an uncontrollable urge to ......
A lot of people seem to be jumping the gun a bit. Firefox have not said they are going to block Java, they are considering the balance of usability vs security (as they should). It could also be a shot across Oracle's bows to get them to fix the hole in Java. As far as I can see nothing has been decided yet.
We have some workloads coming up which require SERIOUS i/o bandwidth. The TMS cards look interesting indeed.
That is often true
The USPTO has a mixed history in this respect, to put it diplomatically.
Not a replacement for my ageing SZ
until AMD/Radeon gets its Linux drivers sorted. Pity really
But what about the MOT
So it has got the extra leg
When will it sprout the extra head, and develop into a new species which has to be named
Why not retrophrenology? You would just need a massively parallel hammer
poolean overflow error, core dumped
'T is a death trap!
for auditors, certainly
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