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2528 posts • joined 24 Apr 2007

Study: Users prefer Google+ over Facebook

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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They didn't even include Stargazer's Lounge and CloudyNights in the survey

I'm miffed

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Finally some QUALITY apps for Android: PalmOS emulator ported

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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$49.95?

I beg your pardon? I can get a two new batteries for my old Tungsten T3 for that?

Pity really, I loved the Astromist application for Palm

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iPhone 5 to be skinniest Apple yet SHOCK

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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Hmm, 7.9 instead of 9.3 mm

And suddenly a whole new target demography fits through the doors of our stores!

Those 1.4 mm really count!

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Behold: First look at Office 2013, with screenshots

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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Re: Why - Oh Why waste so much money when Open Office & LibreOffice are free?

I have recently had to edit some docx forms in both LibreOffice and OpenOffice. It almost made me scream! Actually, the almost in that sentence is wrong. Things kept changing position in unpredictable ways, bits of text in tables became invisible. I have had similar hassles with MS-Office for that matter. Exporting stuff to PDF is colourful as well (words stuck together, layout shot to pieces).

Ultimately I just hacked together a LaTeX style file to generate the same forms (as they wanted PDF sent in). End of (my) problem.

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US, Iraqi lawn chair balloonists blown out of sky

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Re: "The landing was very intense."

Best ever euphemism for a crash, I would say.

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Patent scrap loser RIM ordered to cough up $147m

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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Re: Patent Nationalism?

Not just recently: try looking at the Philips Philishave patent spat with (IFAIK) Remmington.

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Fukushima powerplant owner forced to cough teleconference vids

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They should have claimed it was radiation damage

More plausible, but might be considered shooting yourself in the foot

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Prince Charles whips out jumbo red ball for Blighty's code-breakers

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In congratulation I would like to say

JFADF IUKHK JUYKL HLKHH DBXUW NWXPG HJDSG UYQWJ BXXXM

ZOPQW KSXWQ SLWHF AAGHF THEOPS GHFML QWEBN IITHQ

The people who need to know will get it

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Native Americans arrived to find natives already there, fossil poo shows

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Re: Hooray! New Textbooks on the Way!

"Clovis? It's just the name of a Town in Southern New Mexico again, where some people passing through dropped some arrow heads and forgot to pick them up."

And they weren't even fined for littering!

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Christians get God-optimized 'Edifi' Android fondleslab

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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Holiest tablet since Moses was gifted by a burning bush

That made my Friday! Need to clean the keyboard now

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Hams: We're good in a disaster – UK Radio Society boss

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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All ur comms are belong to us!

sorry, couldn't resist

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'Extreme' solar storm speeding straight towards Earth

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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Aurora alerts always coincide with heavy clouds

Sadly.

I would have liked to have seen some of the fireworks on the sun in my little H-alpha scope when the flare went off, but alas, cloudy again.

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UK.gov's cost-cutting 'shared services' went £500m OVER BUDGET

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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Ministry of Administrative Affairs, anyone

"Yes, Minister" was so right at so many levels

Sad really

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Fusion-io server strokers show off 2.6TB RAM extension

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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Interesting

Might get a student to try something like that with the 320GB Fusio-IO cards in two of our compute servers.

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Watch out, Apple: HTC ruling could hurt your patent income

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Hear, hear!

A rare voice of sanity in that judgement: patenting should not be about the bleedin' obvious to a skilled team of designer or engineers.

I am not an Apple user (at the moment, their current hires display MacBook pro is tempting!), but I am quite happy to admit that Apple has done genuinely innovative stuff. However, this "invention" was a case of scraping the barrel. I feel it should. There are plenty of other players in the market scrapping the barrel in the same way. I do hope (vainly, no doubt) that this trends is brought to a halt.

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Is the Higgs boson an imposter?

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Re: Observer effect?

Precisely. Whenever we find out what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly be replaced by something even more bizarrely inexplicable.

Evidently, this has already happened

Mine is the one with cassettes of the original radio plays in the pocket. Douglas Adams, we miss you

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KIT drives off with memory win: 1-bit-per-MOLECULE storage

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Memristive spintronic memory?

Brilliant! The BOFH gets more ammo to apply Management Stack Theory

And of course spell checkers go bananas!

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Olympus MEG4.0 smart glasses will photoshop the REAL WORLD

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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Re: view the real world with a brighter, friendlier glow.

Mo reimportantly, are they peril sensitive? will they black out the moment you might see something that could disturb you?

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Burnt Samsung Galaxy S III singed by external source, probe reveals

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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Re: Another warning sticker

But where will that end? A 190g smartphone weighted down by 1kg worth of stickers?

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Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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How would you like your smartphone?

Rare

Medium

Well-done

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Post-pub nosh deathmatch: Haggis pakora v huevos rancheros

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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Re: ""Premium haggis in a tin" seems like the very definition of an oxymoron."

Is there a Feegle in the house?

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NASA was WRONG on arsenic-gobbling aliens, claim boffins

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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Alien

Darn!!

Now we cannot welcome any arsenic-loving alien overlords

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My dad found the Higgs boson! Reminiscences of a CERN kid

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Re: Scotch?

but if he did, which one? Did he sound smoky, like an Islay malt, or smooth, like Speyside?

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So, that vast IT disaster you may have caused? Come in, sit down

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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Re: My line with the boss...

I never had to work in the financial sector, but I did work at the University hospital. Whenever one particular senior staff member (non-computer science) tried to meddle in my work and ask what was going on (with an implication that things weren't going fast enough), I tended to explain in detail what I was doing, with as much mathematical jargon as I could muster (which is a lot when you are doing image analysis), in a friendly, fellow-scientist-to-fellow-scientist tone (i.e., I do not have to explain every concept in detail, do I).

The first mention of "fast Fourier transform" or "optimal convolution kernel" was generally enough to make them run for cover.

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Computer error triggers mass rocket launch

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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This is just a practice run for the RotM

Next time they will do it using ICBMs!!!

We're doomed, DOOMED!!!!

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Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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Re: Repeat after me

The programmer OR the user fucked up.

(not XOR, btw)

My bet would be on the user. But, as I write programs, it would be, wouldn't it?

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Rifle-waving Yank's premature detonation ruins city's big bang

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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"area of outstanding natural stupidity"

Also known as Darwin Award country

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Disappearing space dust belt baffles boffins

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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Scientists ar eon the lookout

for one humongous hoover

Just a thought

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The touchscreens that push back, thanks to Brit hi-fi boffinry

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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I suddenly have this image of the touchscreen punching

when annoyed by the user

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War On Standby: Do the figures actually stack up?

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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High leccy bill? Don't look at me!

I never use any powerful hair furtling devices!

Never have, never will.

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First lady taikonaut and pals plunge into the dirt after space mating

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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Good for them!

I'll drink to that (but not Chinese rice wine)

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Exotic proto-mineral 'panguite' from before the planets found in meteor

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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But does it contain Narrativium?

That would be really surprising!

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Multimillion-pound hoard of 50BC GOLD PIECES found in Jersey

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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Am I the only one with the urge to say ARRRRH!!!!

Buried treasure, after all.

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Microsoft loses appeal against EU antitrust smackdown

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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Fins do not like to be called Swedes

see title

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Raspberry Pi to skipper microship across Atlantic

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A page out of the PARIS/LOHAN book

Is there an El Reg special nautical bureau?

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Bletchley Park gets £7.4m to tart up WWII code-breaking huts

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Well done!

Must visit the centre next time I am over in England with the kids.

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I'm the world's fastest! No, I am! And I'm staggering, too!

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Oh, Goody!!

There I was getting worried about storage bottlenecks in terapixel image processing applications.

What wonderful times we live in.

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NASA counts down to nuclear tank invasion of Mars

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Pity they cannot land near Spirit or Opportunity, so they could film the descent.

Awesome project, I will have my fingers crossed those 7 minutes of terror

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Net publishing happens in the server AND the eyeball, says EU Bot

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Is it me, or is the opinion really an assessment of what current law exists on the subject, not so much what he thought was best (that is not for him to decide). In the absence of laws dealing explicitly with all the complications brought by the internet (and Bot discusses this to some extent), it is then useful to see what existing laws might apply. Broadcast and database use are reasonable areas to look. If the consequences of applying the existing law to the internet case are problematic (as pointed out by the other posters), new laws should be formulated.

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Stephen Hawking to demonstrate speech via brain scan

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Re: Science is cool

Sorry about the accidental down-vote, mouse misbehaving, I am afraid. Add the up-vote too

The "D'oh! icon applies to me, not your post, as the science is indeed very, very cool

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Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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IBM is OK, but don't ever make it iBM

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Stonehenge WASN'T built by ALIENS - Boffins' shock claim

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Re: "Ritual significance"

"I actually used that argument in an archaeology essay - got good marks for it too :-)"

Shows there are good teachers around (and with a sense of humour too, one would wager)

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Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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"Ritual significance"

It is a catch phrase (probably often correct, maybe wrong as often).

I once had a tour of the "Cave of the Shaman" in southern France. It is named after a VERY male figure scratched in the rock, complete with a huge erection. There were also scratched drawings of women with exaggerated "features". There was a lengthy explanation of fertility rites etc. My suggestion these might simply be stone-age variants of scribbles found on doors of modern day toilets frequented by adolescent males of all ages did not go down well.

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Re: Sir

No it was a bring your own rock party

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Screen idols: higher resolution means better laptops

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Would dearly like one of those displays

Both for general use and better 3D display of visualization of MRI/CT scans and the like. OK, so chugging out more pixels requires more processor grunt, and that does affect battery life, but I want a powerful nVidia card anyway to chug through the CUDA stuff we do, so I am used to having to charge the laptop more often.

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'We've got $6m and we will use it to REVOLUTIONISE storage'

Michael H.F. Wilkinson
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Re: Not sure if they're doing this right.

Who are investors going to back:

Start-up A says: We will put existing technology in a shiny box, and add a huge markup.

Start-up A does: Put existing technology in a shiny box, and add a huge markup

or

Start-up B says: We are going to REVOLUTIONIZE storage

Start-up B does: Put existing technology in a shiny box, and add a huge markup

The first gets full marks for honesty, the second gets the investment, I would bet.

Me, cynical?

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Assange: Australian neglect made me flee to Ecuador embassy

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Ditching him in his hour of need?

There might be a few (non-mutually exclusive) reasons for this:

a) Oz do not want to tick off the USA

b) Oz find him tiresome

Whining does not win many people over I am afraid.

Mine is the one with the Barmah hat (not an ozzie myself, though)

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Vatican subtly shifts its position on The Blues Brothers

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Re: So do you think...

Praise Be!!

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Gigapixel camera heralds new world of snoopery

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OK, so I need more memory

We are processing up to 4Gpixel images now, so I'd better polish up my act

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Top US Senator to Apple, Google: 'Curb your spy planes'

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Re: Dear Senator, Kettle meet Pot

Precisely! Don't spy on people, THAT"S OUR JOB!!

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