2511 posts • joined 24 Apr 2007
They forgot the 42 cents!
But can they teleport Schrödingers Cat?
Mine is the one with "Surely you're joking, mr. Feynman?" in the pocket
VCDX sounds like a nerve gas.
Maybe its just me
Is the satellite simply saying:
"Hey, I am out that country, I do not have to listen to them any more. Hey, look what I can do! I can tumble! Doesn't seem to achieve much, but maybe I'll find out what it's for later"
As Archchancellor Ridcully would say:
"Well done, that man!"
Re: Missed Opportunity
Or: "Open, says me!"
Sorry, I should really get me coat
But does the door
generate an intolerable air of smugness just before it opens?
For extra points, make the door go
when opening and close again with a contented
Proxima Centauri ...
Wasn't the local planning office there (or was that alpha Centauri).
And the porblem with kids today
is that if you tell'em they don't believe a word of what you're sayin'
Has the LHC developed a squint?
Re: Funny you should mention 'pantheon'
In the beginning was the word, and the word was "Hey, ... you!!"
Re: Very very cool.
I would not be surprised if they have.
Excellent work by the Chinese space programme. Great to see multiple space programmes of the ground (sorry, couldn't resist). Maybe a bit of competition will sting people into more action
I'll raise a glass of Sinkiang black beer to that, by Toutatis!
Re: Newest crater on the moon
Every time I read about this mission I was reminded about Tim the Enchanter.
I now think I am not only one
I can only applaud people putting pressure on the government for a pardon in this prominent case. Maybe the less prominent cases will get some attention after the first battle is won.
Re: 9/11 Slinky Truthers will be all over this story!
Fowl play? Chickening out, are we?
Deary me, it must be Friday!
Re: Seems overcomplicated
Upvote for mentioning Wile E. Coyote!
Pity they did not have any proto-tomatoes to make proto insalata caprese
Or it brought its own mirror. Flipping the result in any image processing programs easy
Don't be evil!
One more reason (as if I needed one) not to use IE
<- Nuke it from space, it's the only way to be sure
I like this
The delay bolsters my feeling that these people are serious about putting a proper value on the stocks, not just hype them up and rake in the profit.
Or look at Google Scholar
Not only has he got a huge list of publications, having 4-figure citation counts on so many papers does mean something (at minimum that the authors of that many papers claim to have read those works ;-) )
Yes there are other physicists who deserve such a price. Maybe next time?
It must have crashed in the brief time span I was not using it.
A minor detail, but one which might be of interest to the readers
Re: Well done!
I wholeheartedly agree it is an achievement, and the scientists and engineers involved certainly deserve congratulations. Raise a glass of Munbaeju for them.
However, the politicians might change their priorities. I might suggest "food first, rockets later" as a suitable mnemonic for a policy that will serve the people better.
Re: Whatever it is up there, it's a lump...
I suspect it is a cabbage. Just to show everybody that there is food in North Korea.
Precisely: Anybody remember the quote about the light of a thousand suns by Robert Oppenheimer?
<- only suitable icon
Relying purely on a smartphone for navigation proves these phones are smarter than their users.
Re: The joys of open software
The joy of open software is that you can fork the code if you do not like where it is heading. Not trivial, but not impossible. You are allowed to. Try that with commercial code.
Re: You couldn't get lost
That may be true, but there are people out there, with driving permits and all, who could easily get lost in a cul-de-sac. Sad, but true.
Re: Big intake of breath
Sextant? Why trust such newfangled stuff! An astrolabe was good enough for me great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-granddad, so it is good enough for me!!
Deary me, they'll want to replace me old lodestone next!
How many RPM
is Steve Jobs doing in his grave?
There is a Dutch saying, which translates to:
Reputation comes on foot, and leaves on horseback.
Apple always prided itself on high quality, easy to use, well designed products, and this was the image it successfully created in public. Whether the reader agrees is another matter, I pass no judgement as I have limited experience with Apple hardware (the Apple II our school bought, and some Mac(book) Pros at an institute I visited). A few more screw-ups like this and that reputation may start to slip seriously.
Re: I'm amazed there's no sceptics out there...
Please refrain from feeding the troll!
I watched all the moon landings as a kid
That is what made me choose astronomy. I since switched to computer science, but happily I am working on astronomical image analysis (among other things). The Apollo programme was the most inspirational research programme bar none.
Re: not a patent, a trademark
Using a leaf as trademark for Apple makes perfect sense if you remember the original Golgafrinchan settlers of planet earth used leaves as money.
Just a minor point
Any Landeskriminalamt (a state bureau of criminal investigation) is not an equivalent of the FBI, that would be the Bundeskriminalamt (federal bureau of criminal investigation).
Re: Less likely to kill
I thought the only safe things there were some of the sheep
or was that the place which had very few dangerous snakes because they had all been killed by the spiders?
Re: All together now!
Most likely: no, but it might have played pong by tele-type
Is the on board system called HAL 9000 by any chance?
"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that"
I had quite a few interesting experiences when working at the university hospital as scientific programmer for the image processing system we had developed. This was a DOS system with monochrome text monitor, equipped with a frame grabber and an extra colour monitor to show the image from the camera and ant processed image. One day a user came to complain that since my last software update, the mouse was behaving in reverse: move left, the cursor goes right, move up, the cursor goes down, etc. I explained that I had not changed anything in the mouse-handling, but agreed to come and have a look. It turned out she was holding the mouse with the "tail end" facing her. After rotating the rodent 180 degrees I invited her to try again. Rather red-faced, she went to work.
Five minutes later she comes into my office complaining that the image was upside-down (again blaming the software upgrade). Completely baffled at this, I went and had a look. I found everything looked normal (all text readable without putting a crick in your neck). I suggested all looked well. She then said that it was the colour image on the monitor which was upside-down. This image just showed some bacteria, which looked much the same in any orientation. The text on that screen also looked fine. I asked her again what the problem was, and finally it dawned on me. I went to the microscope, rotated the camera (which she had mounted) by 180 degrees, and asked her if this was better. Very red-faced, she went back to work.
I think she would not have dared come to complain about anything that month, even if the system had caught fire.
The nuclear option is always best
Re: Volume Control ?
<-- ONLY SUITABLE ICON!!!!!
An epic saga indeed
I shall follow this continuing saga, forgetting not those who fell in the pursuit of glory.
I do not doubt the playmonaut was taken (by Valkyrie) to a place in the great hall of Valhalla, the only fitting place for a hero of his stature. I shall raise a horn filled to the brim with my best mead this evening, or failing that a tot of finest Usge beatha!
Real BOFH fans will remember the lusers password "maggot"
luser: "But I like the word maggot"
BOFH: "And I like the words 'Grievous bodily harm,' but do not use them as a password..... Yet"
Moire patterns (properly aliasing artefacts) occur when a semi-periodic pattern below the limit of resolution of the CCD occurs in the image, not in random noise patterns. Thus the signal needs some semi-periodic component to get these artefacts. I have seen hundreds of astronomical images taken below the resolution limit of the optics, and have never yet seen Moire-like aliasing artefacts.
Auroras are often magnificent, but this adds a whole new dimension (38 actually, from 3D RGB to 41D hyperspectral)!
I wonder if the airglow wave pattern is in some way similar to ionospheric waves seen by the LOFAR antennae. Those seem to occur at higher altitude, but I wonder if similar mechanisms trigger them (or that there is some coupling between ionospheric waves and the low altitude wave pattern seen here).
Should Appl$ not be Appl€
(yeah, wrong currency, but it does look better)
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